Author's Note: Ummm – Chocolate M&M's anyone?? Oh, and this chapter may be
a little more serious in some parts – hence the General/Humor type of story
it is.
Disclaimer: The following is my new version of a disclaimer:
I don't GW so please don't sue!!
I wrote this fanfic just for you!!
Chapter 4: Mission Remote Control
Unlike most people – I finish my homework in one hour. Actually, my computer does (my other computer - not my laptop). I input all my homework into the computer via my scanner and then my self-made program does the rest and prints it out for me - which is why I NEVER do any written work.
Quatre has finally given up trying to put peroxide on my scratches and the house is quiet. Too quiet. My laptop bleeps – signaling another mission. I better get Wing Zero...
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I quietly open the door and peek around the corner – the coast is clear; no evil peroxide. I quietly come out of my room and close the door behind me as I start to creep down the stairs. By now I know which ones creak and which ones are soundless. I think I hear someone doing the dishes in the kitchen – probably Quatre since he's the only one that stresses cleanness around this house. I grab my coat off the hook – learning from my earlier mistake. I quietly open the front door. I go out and close it – as soon as I do, the next thing I know, Duo crashes into me sending me backward into the snow.
"Hey Heero! Look we'll talk later, ok? I'm kind of in a life-death situation here!!" Duo says as he jumps to his feet and practically flies though the front door. I get up and brush my self off before I start to head on my way again. I don't get very far. Wufei decides to run me over. He flips into the air and heads after Duo as if the hounds of Hell were upon him.
I lie in the snow and crane my neck to make sure no one else decides to run me over. I decide the coast is clear, so I get up and start to brush all the snow off my new expensive coat – cursing the whole time. I realize that my Gundam is at least ten miles away. Damn. That's when I see Wufei's motorcycle...
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He tried to run me over so I took his motorcycle for a joyride. Sounds fair to me. I remember Wufei telling us more than once that we were not to touch, look at or walk or breathe within five feet of his expensive Chinese imported motorcycle. Not that I care, he can probably import another one. Anyway, he'll probably blame Duo – it's good to use Duo as a scapegoat once in a while...
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I finally get to the seashore. The whole trip took five minutes – not bad for a motorcycle. I leave the motorcycle near the beach in a random parking lot. I climb down the rocky shore. (A/N: This beach is one of those high, sharp, rocky ones – not the ones with the pearly white sparkly sand.) It takes me a while but I finally found my cave. The hole itself is about one meter by one meter – which forces me to crawl through the entrance. I put my sunglasses on that also function as my night-vision sunglasses.
It takes me ten minutes but I finally manage to find a way to climb deeper into the cave. I remove a stone, crawl through the opening and end up where I need to be. Bingo. Wing Zero is just where I left it. I get up to Wing Zero and jump in its cockpit. I turn on Wing Zero and look over my mission. I need to get data from an Oz base located at the SW009 area in order to find what colony Oz is planning to attack so that we Gundam Pilots can plan our next move. (A/N: The Gundam Boys are in Stockholm, Sweden – I love that city! Does anyone else share my sentiments??.)
I start up Wing Zero and wait as it goes underwater and then I pilot it through the opening under the water toward the bottom of the cave. In a few minutes I'm out in the open ocean. I decide to go underwater for a while before I head into the air since it will be easier for them not to spot me.
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After I knocked out all the soldiers in the room, I work quickly to get the data on their top secret computer files copied to my disk. As soon as I get the data I leave as quickly as I came. I use the ventilation system to get to the roof – since I can hear the soldiers below me already begin to shuffle into the room I was jut in. The alarm is off again. I have to learn how to delay it longer.
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I finally get onto the roof and from there I use the ladder to get to the bottom of the building and take a jeep for a little joyride. I ride into the forest, enter my Gundam and take off to the air. I can see the havoc I already caused – red alarms everywhere and the place sounds worse than a fire alarm at school. When I am in the air I have a disturbing thought – I am two minutes late for dinner. Which means when I get home there will be nothing left for me to eat...
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I was right As soon as I get home and go to the kitchen – I see Quatre clearing all the dishes away.
"Oh Heero, you're home! Unfortunately, you're a little late. The others already ate. Was your mission successful?" He asks. I nod my head.
"Good! Would you like me to cook something for you?" Quatre asks.
"No thanks, I think I'll scavenge some food for myself later. Where's everyone else?"
"Well, Wufei quit chasing Duo hours ago and is training on the third floor. Duo is out bar-hopping. Trowa is watching TV an I'm going to go finish the rest of my homework." Quatre politely answered me. I nodded my thanks as he went back to clearing the dishes.
I went and sat on the opposite couch to Trowa – so that we were both watching TV. I soon grew bored.
"Change the channel, gymnastics are boring – I'd rather watch cars blowing up."
"No."
"Yes."
"No!" Trowa told me as he glared at me.
After about a minute, I quickly got out of my seat, took the remote and changed it to "2Fast, 2Furious." I could feel Trowa glaring at me.
"Change it. There are too many cars blowing up." Trowa said.
"Fine," I told him as I changed it to "Triple X." In that scene a whole row of motorcycles blew up. Before I could stop him, Trowa had taken the remote again and changed it to "Sleepy Hallow." After watching five minutes of it, I just couldn't take it anymore. I tried to take the remote but Trowa hid it behind him. There was only one thing I could do. I tackled him to the ground and we started our own special wrestling match on the floor.
"Your shows are dull!" I yelled at Trowa.
"You watch too many things blow up! If you want to see that just take your Gundam out for a ride!" he yelled back. We kept trying to punch/roll on each other. He got me in some fancy judo pose while he used his elbow to gracefully jab me into my right eye. Somehow I managed to get out of that pose as I knocked him on his back, hard. I then commenced to choke him and bang his head on the floor at the same time. It was then that I looked at where the remote was. Trowa followed my gaze.
We looked at the remote, then at each other. Then, at the same time, we both made a grab for the remote and started a tug-o-war.
"Mine!" I shouted at him.
"Mine! I had it first!" he shouted back.
"It's mine dammit!" At that instant the remote suddenly disappeared from both our hands. Quatre had it.
"Ok, if you two can't decide then I will! You will both watch this and that is final!" Trowa and I both sat on our respected couches as Quatre changed the channel to "Legally Blond 2." I inwardly groaned. This was the gayest movie I have ever seen. The actors can't act and their jokes were worse than our science teacher's. (A/N: Sorry If this offends you but I saw LB2 and I HATED it and I don't think Heero is into that stuff either. But I did like the other movies I mentioned/ will mention!)
Quatre put the remote on the coffee table and left me and Trowa to suffer through the worst movie possible.
"Trowa?"
"Mm?"
"Can I change the channel?"
"Would you? I think I'd rather go shopping with Catherine." I picked up the remote and changed it through numerous channel. No. No. Hell NO. Gay. Double Gay. Even gayer. Fucked Up. Screwed up. Blah. Stupid. Reminds me of Duo. More Duo. Wait –
"Stop." Trowa told me. I did. We started watching "The Pirates of the Caribbean." I put the remote on the coffee table. I actually like this movie – and that says a lot since I rarely watch a movie that does not include cars being blown up...
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After watching TV, I decide to go to the third floor to perfect my fighting technique. As soon as I walk into the door, Wufei almost chops my head off with his sword.
"Oh, sorry. I thought you were Maxwell." He tell me before he shrugs and continues his sword exercises. I then realize that I have the worst luck with doors. Every time I go through one I always need to fear for my life. I look at the choice weapons I can practice with: katanas, scythes, daggers, dirks, kodachis, fencing swords, irons balls with spikes on them, chains with spikes on them – and there was always weight training. Unfortunately, we could not practice with guns since the bullets would probably be heard and then we would be reported to the police and arrested. I decided to spar with Wufei.
"Hey Wufei, how would you like to spar?" I asked. Wufei stopped practicing to look at me, then he grinned and said, "Sure, choose your weapon – remember, no guns." I smirked back and looked over the collection of swords. I chose a katana I had personally brought from Japan as a souvenir. Wufei and I went on opposite side of the room. We bowed our heads to each other.
Wufei attacked first. I parried his blow – which earned me a cut to my lower leg. I backed away a couple of steps before attacking him again. I tried to slash at his middle, but he flipped back onto the wall with the grace of a cat before hitting me full force. I managed to block most of the attack, but his sword slipped from mine and I got another cut – except this time on my upper arm. An enormous gush that would later need treating. I thought of Quatre and his peroxide and shuddered.
Unfortunately, I forgot that you weren't supposed to think anything other than strategies in a fight. That earned me another slash that cut across some of my lower back.
"Hn, come on Yuy! You can do better than THAT! You're supposed to be the PERFECT soldier – remember?!" I growled as Wufei continued to taunt me. I finally made a double slash on him – right across the chest in an 'X' shape. I smirked as Wufei jumped back and growled at me.
"Took you long enough Yuy!" Wufei flew forward at me at full force. I blocked his sword with mine but I still ended up being slammed into the wall. I guess this padding is pretty cheap....
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After my "friendly" sparring session with Wufei, I decided to go take a shower. I turn on the water in my bath tub and quickly touch my finger to the water to test it before I quickly pull away. It was cold. Hmm Trowa was watching TV, Wufei was still training, Duo was out bar-hopping...that means –
"QUATRE!!" I yell in frustration as I realize that I won't be able to take a decent shower in at least another hour and a half. I stomp out of my room and thud down all the stairs. I plop myself on the couch. Trowa's immediate response is to cradle the remote protectively against his chest and glare at me. I sighed in defeat. HOW do I LIVE with THESE PEOPLE?!!!
After watching Trowa's favorite TV shows (which seemed like hours to me), I heard the door open and in walked, no stumbled, the last person I wanted to see on Earth...
Well, what do you think? I'm not TOO happy with this chapter, but I still put it up for all those people who threatened me *shudders*.
Disclaimer: The following is my new version of a disclaimer:
I don't GW so please don't sue!!
I wrote this fanfic just for you!!
Chapter 4: Mission Remote Control
Unlike most people – I finish my homework in one hour. Actually, my computer does (my other computer - not my laptop). I input all my homework into the computer via my scanner and then my self-made program does the rest and prints it out for me - which is why I NEVER do any written work.
Quatre has finally given up trying to put peroxide on my scratches and the house is quiet. Too quiet. My laptop bleeps – signaling another mission. I better get Wing Zero...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I quietly open the door and peek around the corner – the coast is clear; no evil peroxide. I quietly come out of my room and close the door behind me as I start to creep down the stairs. By now I know which ones creak and which ones are soundless. I think I hear someone doing the dishes in the kitchen – probably Quatre since he's the only one that stresses cleanness around this house. I grab my coat off the hook – learning from my earlier mistake. I quietly open the front door. I go out and close it – as soon as I do, the next thing I know, Duo crashes into me sending me backward into the snow.
"Hey Heero! Look we'll talk later, ok? I'm kind of in a life-death situation here!!" Duo says as he jumps to his feet and practically flies though the front door. I get up and brush my self off before I start to head on my way again. I don't get very far. Wufei decides to run me over. He flips into the air and heads after Duo as if the hounds of Hell were upon him.
I lie in the snow and crane my neck to make sure no one else decides to run me over. I decide the coast is clear, so I get up and start to brush all the snow off my new expensive coat – cursing the whole time. I realize that my Gundam is at least ten miles away. Damn. That's when I see Wufei's motorcycle...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He tried to run me over so I took his motorcycle for a joyride. Sounds fair to me. I remember Wufei telling us more than once that we were not to touch, look at or walk or breathe within five feet of his expensive Chinese imported motorcycle. Not that I care, he can probably import another one. Anyway, he'll probably blame Duo – it's good to use Duo as a scapegoat once in a while...
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I finally get to the seashore. The whole trip took five minutes – not bad for a motorcycle. I leave the motorcycle near the beach in a random parking lot. I climb down the rocky shore. (A/N: This beach is one of those high, sharp, rocky ones – not the ones with the pearly white sparkly sand.) It takes me a while but I finally found my cave. The hole itself is about one meter by one meter – which forces me to crawl through the entrance. I put my sunglasses on that also function as my night-vision sunglasses.
It takes me ten minutes but I finally manage to find a way to climb deeper into the cave. I remove a stone, crawl through the opening and end up where I need to be. Bingo. Wing Zero is just where I left it. I get up to Wing Zero and jump in its cockpit. I turn on Wing Zero and look over my mission. I need to get data from an Oz base located at the SW009 area in order to find what colony Oz is planning to attack so that we Gundam Pilots can plan our next move. (A/N: The Gundam Boys are in Stockholm, Sweden – I love that city! Does anyone else share my sentiments??.)
I start up Wing Zero and wait as it goes underwater and then I pilot it through the opening under the water toward the bottom of the cave. In a few minutes I'm out in the open ocean. I decide to go underwater for a while before I head into the air since it will be easier for them not to spot me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After I knocked out all the soldiers in the room, I work quickly to get the data on their top secret computer files copied to my disk. As soon as I get the data I leave as quickly as I came. I use the ventilation system to get to the roof – since I can hear the soldiers below me already begin to shuffle into the room I was jut in. The alarm is off again. I have to learn how to delay it longer.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I finally get onto the roof and from there I use the ladder to get to the bottom of the building and take a jeep for a little joyride. I ride into the forest, enter my Gundam and take off to the air. I can see the havoc I already caused – red alarms everywhere and the place sounds worse than a fire alarm at school. When I am in the air I have a disturbing thought – I am two minutes late for dinner. Which means when I get home there will be nothing left for me to eat...
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I was right As soon as I get home and go to the kitchen – I see Quatre clearing all the dishes away.
"Oh Heero, you're home! Unfortunately, you're a little late. The others already ate. Was your mission successful?" He asks. I nod my head.
"Good! Would you like me to cook something for you?" Quatre asks.
"No thanks, I think I'll scavenge some food for myself later. Where's everyone else?"
"Well, Wufei quit chasing Duo hours ago and is training on the third floor. Duo is out bar-hopping. Trowa is watching TV an I'm going to go finish the rest of my homework." Quatre politely answered me. I nodded my thanks as he went back to clearing the dishes.
I went and sat on the opposite couch to Trowa – so that we were both watching TV. I soon grew bored.
"Change the channel, gymnastics are boring – I'd rather watch cars blowing up."
"No."
"Yes."
"No!" Trowa told me as he glared at me.
After about a minute, I quickly got out of my seat, took the remote and changed it to "2Fast, 2Furious." I could feel Trowa glaring at me.
"Change it. There are too many cars blowing up." Trowa said.
"Fine," I told him as I changed it to "Triple X." In that scene a whole row of motorcycles blew up. Before I could stop him, Trowa had taken the remote again and changed it to "Sleepy Hallow." After watching five minutes of it, I just couldn't take it anymore. I tried to take the remote but Trowa hid it behind him. There was only one thing I could do. I tackled him to the ground and we started our own special wrestling match on the floor.
"Your shows are dull!" I yelled at Trowa.
"You watch too many things blow up! If you want to see that just take your Gundam out for a ride!" he yelled back. We kept trying to punch/roll on each other. He got me in some fancy judo pose while he used his elbow to gracefully jab me into my right eye. Somehow I managed to get out of that pose as I knocked him on his back, hard. I then commenced to choke him and bang his head on the floor at the same time. It was then that I looked at where the remote was. Trowa followed my gaze.
We looked at the remote, then at each other. Then, at the same time, we both made a grab for the remote and started a tug-o-war.
"Mine!" I shouted at him.
"Mine! I had it first!" he shouted back.
"It's mine dammit!" At that instant the remote suddenly disappeared from both our hands. Quatre had it.
"Ok, if you two can't decide then I will! You will both watch this and that is final!" Trowa and I both sat on our respected couches as Quatre changed the channel to "Legally Blond 2." I inwardly groaned. This was the gayest movie I have ever seen. The actors can't act and their jokes were worse than our science teacher's. (A/N: Sorry If this offends you but I saw LB2 and I HATED it and I don't think Heero is into that stuff either. But I did like the other movies I mentioned/ will mention!)
Quatre put the remote on the coffee table and left me and Trowa to suffer through the worst movie possible.
"Trowa?"
"Mm?"
"Can I change the channel?"
"Would you? I think I'd rather go shopping with Catherine." I picked up the remote and changed it through numerous channel. No. No. Hell NO. Gay. Double Gay. Even gayer. Fucked Up. Screwed up. Blah. Stupid. Reminds me of Duo. More Duo. Wait –
"Stop." Trowa told me. I did. We started watching "The Pirates of the Caribbean." I put the remote on the coffee table. I actually like this movie – and that says a lot since I rarely watch a movie that does not include cars being blown up...
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After watching TV, I decide to go to the third floor to perfect my fighting technique. As soon as I walk into the door, Wufei almost chops my head off with his sword.
"Oh, sorry. I thought you were Maxwell." He tell me before he shrugs and continues his sword exercises. I then realize that I have the worst luck with doors. Every time I go through one I always need to fear for my life. I look at the choice weapons I can practice with: katanas, scythes, daggers, dirks, kodachis, fencing swords, irons balls with spikes on them, chains with spikes on them – and there was always weight training. Unfortunately, we could not practice with guns since the bullets would probably be heard and then we would be reported to the police and arrested. I decided to spar with Wufei.
"Hey Wufei, how would you like to spar?" I asked. Wufei stopped practicing to look at me, then he grinned and said, "Sure, choose your weapon – remember, no guns." I smirked back and looked over the collection of swords. I chose a katana I had personally brought from Japan as a souvenir. Wufei and I went on opposite side of the room. We bowed our heads to each other.
Wufei attacked first. I parried his blow – which earned me a cut to my lower leg. I backed away a couple of steps before attacking him again. I tried to slash at his middle, but he flipped back onto the wall with the grace of a cat before hitting me full force. I managed to block most of the attack, but his sword slipped from mine and I got another cut – except this time on my upper arm. An enormous gush that would later need treating. I thought of Quatre and his peroxide and shuddered.
Unfortunately, I forgot that you weren't supposed to think anything other than strategies in a fight. That earned me another slash that cut across some of my lower back.
"Hn, come on Yuy! You can do better than THAT! You're supposed to be the PERFECT soldier – remember?!" I growled as Wufei continued to taunt me. I finally made a double slash on him – right across the chest in an 'X' shape. I smirked as Wufei jumped back and growled at me.
"Took you long enough Yuy!" Wufei flew forward at me at full force. I blocked his sword with mine but I still ended up being slammed into the wall. I guess this padding is pretty cheap....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After my "friendly" sparring session with Wufei, I decided to go take a shower. I turn on the water in my bath tub and quickly touch my finger to the water to test it before I quickly pull away. It was cold. Hmm Trowa was watching TV, Wufei was still training, Duo was out bar-hopping...that means –
"QUATRE!!" I yell in frustration as I realize that I won't be able to take a decent shower in at least another hour and a half. I stomp out of my room and thud down all the stairs. I plop myself on the couch. Trowa's immediate response is to cradle the remote protectively against his chest and glare at me. I sighed in defeat. HOW do I LIVE with THESE PEOPLE?!!!
After watching Trowa's favorite TV shows (which seemed like hours to me), I heard the door open and in walked, no stumbled, the last person I wanted to see on Earth...
Well, what do you think? I'm not TOO happy with this chapter, but I still put it up for all those people who threatened me *shudders*.