K.L: Wowies! I got 5 reviews for me last chapter. That's 5 more reviews than I thought I'd get.

Kate (my oc in my other fanfic): Will you be my friend?

K.L: *mutters*crazy two year old

Kai: My little sister is NOT crazy. *smirks* Besides, if someone here were crazy, it'd be you.

K.L: *attempts to suffocate him*

"..." = speech

'...'= thoughts

Chapter Two

~*Michelle's Bio*~

Name: Michelle Tate (=^_^=yuppies! She's Max's cousin)

Nickname: none

Age: 15

Hair colour: Blonde and light brown

Eye colour: Emerald green

~*Michelle's POV*~

I can't believe it! Lunch hasn't even started and Kai and Vixen had gotten a detention.

It was kind of paradoxical but Kai and Vixen have almost all the same classes. I wish it were that way with Tala and me. I have this major crush on him. If only he would feel the same way about me.

I know it will never happen, but a girl can dream right? But then again, a relationship like that would exactly be right with someone you've known your whole life.

"Yo Michelle!" said a very familiar voice breaking my train of thoughts. I turned around and found Vixen walking towards me.

"Uh Vix? You where did you get that sweater?" I said.

Because the sweater was not just any sweater, it was the school sweater. And it was any school sweater; it was Alex Mason's.

ALEX MASON
SENIOR

Was printed in big bold letters on the back. Alex Mason isn't just any boy; he is the most popular senior in the school and the captain of the football team.

Muck like Kai was the captain of the soccer and basketball team and Tala who was the captain of the baseball team.

Vixen shrugged and said, "Why don't you go run 20 laps around the football field wearing shorts and a t-shirt in mid November?"

"That still doesn't explain why you have Alex's sweater." I said

But instead of answering my question, Vixen pulled me toward the cafeteria.

"Hey Vix! Just answer me! How hard could that be?" I asked pleadingly.

"Very, my friend, very."

~*Cafeteria in normal POV*~

"Yo Vix! Michelle!" shouted an enthusiastic red head, "Over here!"

"No need to yell Liz!" said Vix, "We don't want to go deaf yet!"

"I second that!" said Michelle taking a seat beside Elizabeth (Liz) and Vixen, "Life is already harsh with sound, imagine how atrocious it would be without it! Besides."

"Well if it isn't the evil banshee from hell." Interrupted Kai rudely, "Maybe you should go back there where you belong"

"What is your damn (is this word okay in a pg fanfic?) problem Hiwatari?" asked Michelle coldly, "Don't you see the poor girl is trying to eat her lunch?"

"Um.let me think about it," said Kai pretending to be thinking, "I would have to say. Nope!"

By this time you could see a stress vein on Vixen. Not a good sign.

Luckily for Kai that Alex came along. Everyone (A/N: Tala was there. Duh! Kai and Tala ARE best friends after all.) watched in amazement as Vixen's stress vein disappeared and her scowl replaced with a smile.

"Yo Vix!" greeted Alex, "Mind if I sit?"

"No. Not at all." Said Vixen.

Everyone at Vixen's table (her friends Michelle, Elizabeth, Kari, Rika, Zoey, Sora, Mi Mi, Serenity, Mai, Mariah, and her rivals Kai, Tala, Johnny (scratch that out! He's her best guy friend), Ray, Bryan, and Michael.) gawked as Alex took a seat between Elizabeth and Vixen.

'Since when were Alex and Vixen friends?' thought Kai jealousy running through his veins, 'Alex only hangs out with those he considered in his league. GAH! Why do I care?' Kai shook the thought off. But not before he mentally kicked himself.

Kai turned around and was about to walk away when he suddenly remembered something, "Oh and before I forget, my mom wants you to baby sit Jason tonight. I'll pick you up at 7."

Vixen's eyes lit up at the name. But then realized that is was totally unfair. "Why do I have to baby sit when you can do that yourself?"

Kai smirked, "That's because it's a woman's job. And a you can see, I'm a man."

"Oh really?" asked Vixen in fake innocence "I never knew."

"Why you." growled Kai ready to punch Vixen's lights out.

But luckily, (for Vixen that is.) Tala pulled Kai away.

"So what was that about?" asked Alex.

~*At Vixen's house in Vixen's room and POV*~

'Yay! I finally finished my homework!' I thought as I made my way to my computer and logging onto MSN messenger. Then I changed my s/n (screen name) to: If your name just happens to be Kai and your surname happens to be Hiwatari, please call: 1-800-eat-shit

I felt SO much better after I did that. It was probably the most resourceful thing I did in my entire life.

But before I could think anymore, 4 conversation screens and a pop up thingy appeared in front of me. The pop up thingy read:

{aLeX_kIcKz_AsS@hotmail.com} wants to add you to his contacts list. Do you want to:

Block {aLeX_kIcKz_AsS@hotmail.com}
Or Add {aLeX_kIcKz_AsS@hotmail.com} to your contacts list?

Oh my god! This was SO obvious! OF COURSE I WAS GOING TO ADD HIM!
After accepting Alex's offer I read the conv screens.

(A/N: all conv screens are happening at the same time as all the other ones)

Kai's c/s (conv screen)

I may not like everyone in this world, but they all like me says:

yo Vix! I read ur s/n. and dun worry, i'll forgive u. after all I luv u all the same. ;) NOT!

If your name just happens to be Kai and your surname happens to be Hiwatari, please call: 1-800-eat-shit says:

as if I care! after all, u r and idiot w/ nuttin better 2 do.

I may not like everyone in this world, but they all like me says:

well at least I'm not spending Friday night babysitting!

If your name just happens to be Kai and your surname happens to be Hiwatari, please call: 1-800-eat-shit says:

Look who's talkin! Ur probably gonna spend Friday f*cking some whore and/or playing girls.

I may not like everyone in this world, but they all like me says:

Wut? U jealous?

If your name just happens to be Kai and your surname happens to be Hiwatari, please call: 1-800-eat-shit says:

HELL NO!

I may not like everyone in this world, but they all like me says:

Aww. U dun lub me n e more. Wut happened 2 our luv? If your name just happens to be Kai and your surname happens to be Hiwatari, please call: 1-800-eat-shit says:

I never luved u, don't love u, and I will never luv u.

~*end of chapter*~

K.L: I'll continue the conversations in the next chapter. So bye bye! And R&R!

Kate: Can I have a hug?

K.L: Maybe I shouldn't have invented you. -_-' you are getting too annoying.

Kai: She is NOT annoying.

K.L: *whips out a semi-automatic that she stole from Heero*

Heero: Hey! I've been looking all over for that.

K.L: *shoots Heero* whoops! ^^' That was an accident.

Heero: *dodges (insert Heero Yuy death glare)*

K.L: *gets ready to shoot Kate*

Kate: Wow! It's so pretty! Can I see it?

K.L: Um.sure, why not? *hands Kate the gun*

Kate: *accidentally shoots Heero*

Heero: *who isn't expecting a kid to shoot him gets shot and dies*

Relena: *rushes in the room and tries to kill Kate* You killed him! My poor poor Heero!

Kai: Since you want to join your love so much, I'll do the honour of reuniting you two. *grabs the gun from Kate and shoots Relena*

Relena: NOO!!! *dies*

Vixen: MURDER!

Kai: What cha gonna do about it?

K.L: Nothing because I am ending this chapter NOW!!! So.OUT!!!!!