When they all get drunk?

What happens when you take the Kenshin-gumi, and then get them WASTED? Well, now you find out.

Littleblueblob: {walks up, with a truck full of sake driving behind} Hello, everybody! Have some FREE sake.

Kenshin: Sessha will pass, that he will.....NO! I MUST HAVE SAKE!! [downs about 3 bottles] Hey [hic] where did that [hic] come from [hichichic]?

Littleblueblob: {holds up laptop} mwahahaha.

Sano: ALL RIGHT! FREE SAKE!!!

Saitou: Baka.

Hiko: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! [runs around with arms full of sake]

Kenshin: Sessha thinks you are very eveil, that I do. Sensei does not act so undignified, that he does not.

Littleblueblob: Hmm....he isn't wasted enough. [typetypetype]

Kenshin: Oooooooooooowaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahoooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooeaaaaah hhhhhhhhhhoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooeeeeeee iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii........

Kaoru: Oh my God! You wasted Kenshin!

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Five hours later, and a bunch of wasted people later

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Soujiro: Hm? I'm the only one not wasted.

Blob: Arrgh! [types on laptop furiously] Arrgh!! [steam spouts out of head]

Soujiro: You think you can waste me? Think again!!! Your authoress powers only affect those of the mortal race!! I AM IMMORTAL!! I AM NOT HUMAN!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Blob: Don't think I needed to even waste him. Think he's naturally wasted. Hey...that would explain a LOT.

Soujiro: HEY!

Kaoru: I'm not a raccoooooon I'm not a tanukiiiiiiiiiiii stop looking at me swan!!!!

Kenshin: Wheeee I am Hitokiri Battousai!!! Hey Kaoru you wantsh to see my shword???

Kaoru: Oooookay Kenshin!!

Sano: Yaaah I have a zanbatoooo or what it called? I cant rememberrrrr!!!

Megumi: [passed out]

Saitou: Amateurs. They can't hold their liquor.

Hiko: [nods]

Saitou: Eep! [faints]

Hiko: Hehe...

Misao: [naked and doing yoga in Aoshi's face] Hey Aoshi I don't think you ever seen anything like thish before!!!!!!!

Aoshi: O.O I see boobiesss!!! I also see....

Blob: WOAH THERE!! {types}

Aoshi: I also see... *****!!!

Blob: Whew! Close one!

Aoshi: [giggling] I see *****!! I see *****!! *****, *****, *****, *****!!!!!!!!!! WHEE!

Blob: Arg! I think that's over. Okay, I can relax now!

Aoshi: PUSSY!!!!!

Blob: EEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! ACK!! [typetype]

Aoshi: ***** and ******s!!!!!   ***** and ******s!!!!! [giggle] *****!!! I LIKE *****!!! ***** TASTY!!

Blob: O____O TOO MUCH INFO!! TOO MUCH INFO!!!!

Aoshi: [gets naked] LOOKie MISAOIE!!!!

Misao: OOOOH!!!

Blob: ARRRRR!!! [typetypetype]

Misao: ****!!! I see Aoshi-sama's ****!!!!! Wheee!!!

Blob: Oh, God!!!

Misao and Aoshi get on the floor and ******************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** like crazy!

Soujiro: I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!

Sano: Zanbooty? Zantaboo? Zanaabotot? Booty? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Soujiro: YOU CAN'T WASTE MEEE!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kenshin: [pulls down pant-things]

Kaoru: OOH KENSHIN!! I LIKEY YOUR SWORD!!!

Kenshin: ^_____________________^

Kaoru: [takes off shirt] ^________________________^

Kenshin: OOH!! I SEE ******S!!!

Kenshin and Kaoru get on the floor and ******************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** like monkeys.

Blob: I can't keep this up much longer!! [shows fingers, which are smoking, and scorch marks on keyboard] Maybe getting them drunk wasn't such a good idea. [type type]

Everyone passes out.

Blob: [looks at Misao and Aoshi, then at Kaoru and Kenshin] Ew...that's gonna hurt in the morning... they won't be happy.... Welll....I don't wanna be here when they wake up! Bye! {{disappears}}

Hiko: Amateurs.

Soujiro: I AM INVICIBLE!!!!!!! I AM UN-WASTEABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[cringes] Baiz!!!