Chapter II

Chibi-Usa And The Alien Invaders

This, my friend, is simply a break from the simple simplicity of the
Asteroid Senshi.

DASHORT1: Uhh.

READER: I KNEW IT! I WAS SO SURE YOU'D TRY SOMETHING LIKE THIS, TO GET OUT OF WRITING YOUR STORY THAT IS ATH THIS POINT, GOING NO WHERE!

DASHORT1: Hey, calm yourself! I'll get back to it!

READER: OH SURE YOU WILL! LIKE HECK!

DASHORT1: Dammit, I've been caught. Anyway.

"Sheesh, Luna, so where did you say Usagi was?" said Chibi- Usa.
"I actually don't know. Her book bag is by the front door, so she must have come home at one point or another."

Suddenly, out of the midday darkness, came a harrowing screech.
"It's amazing how much that sounded like Usagi! I would actually think that that was her!" Said Luna.
Almost like a reply, there came a hoarse shout, "HALLLLPPPP!"
"Err.yup. That's her, all right. Lets go!"
Luna brushed her black tail against that hardwood floor.
"If we have too. She's Sailor Moon, for God's sake! She should be able to help herself!" But Chibi-Usa was already out the door.

The screams of terror continued as they ran down the street. A dark cloud had gathered over the high school, and the telltale scream was coming from there.
"Chibi-Moon Crystal Power Makeup!"
The alien attacker turned. With what looked like brocolli for a head and a blue jumpsuit, Chibi-Moon's eyebrow shot up.
"And you were scared of this?" said Chibi-Moon.
"Rini! And it's scarier than it seems! T-that thing has a gun!" Chibi-Moon stared at the alien's hand.
"That is a carrot peeler. Man, this is so 60's. Chibi-Moon Sugar Heart Attack!" Small pink hearts spiraled out of her wand. The alien screamed.
"C-can't.take.sugary sweetness! L-loosing.strength.damn you.damn.y-you." Splat.
"Well, I must admit, he didn't have much." Purred Luna as she stepped into the room. Usagi leapt up from her prone state on the floor.
"MY HERO!"
"Right."