Oh My Goddess!

Goddess-sensei Arc Part 1
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Adventures Of The Mini-Goddesses Talk Show:

Naru-chan: Bonjour~ After much delay due to icky-icky school I've finally gotten the first of the next arc up!

Belldandy: That's wonderful! Good for you Naru-chan!

Naru-chan: Thank you, Belldandy.

Belldandy: It now seems that Urd is joining, Skuld, right?

Naru-chan: yessire! Urd and Skuld; student and teacher..I wonder how long it will last?

Belldandy: Only you know of course.

Naru-chan: ^__^ haaaaai.

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"Boriiiiing," Skuld signed once more in potions class. Prof. Snape was so mean! Sure he had exquisite knowledge in the making of different potions, but its like you were in a boarding school run by nun in his class. Sit. Be quiet. Don't move. Any sudden movements and you shall pay dearly for them.

"Now everyone pull out the extract of Spanish Moss in the green vile on your tables."

Hannah was about to pour it into her cauldron when… "Ms. Hannah! I have not said to put the extracts in yet." he gave her a cold menacing stare. Hannah who was one person over from Skuld nodded very quickly and juggled the vile in her hands before getting a firm grip. Prof. Snape just shook his greasy head in disgust.

Skuld held the vile in her hand waiting for the instructions. She knew Prof. Snape didn't like her and didn't want to provoke him. Suddenly something that sounding like the whoosh caught Skuld's ear. She turned her right eye in hope to see where it was coming from, but didn't.

Behind Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle was Brian Boomer. Real louad mouth boy that was always somewhere else, playing Quiditch to be exact. He was the star Beater on the Ravenclaw team and knew/flaunted it. "And there he goes again!" what sounded like an announcer faintly come from his robe. Inside his partially opened robe was a mini-TV, what was playing on that TV? Sure wasn't a Help In Potions program, it was a game of Quiditch.

The faintness stopped.

"Hmm….must have been my boredom kicking in." Skuld said to herself. Saying this in Japanese so if Prof. Snape heard he wouldn't understand.

SPLASH!

"AAAAAAAAAAH!"

"OH MY!"

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!!!"

Was the next thing heard after the sound stopped. David was now on the floor along with the two students next to him and Professor Snape. He saw Brian with his mini-TV and was going to take it away when something popped out of the TV!

Everyone had turned from their work to see what all of the commotion was about. Students on the fllor, and one teacher. Also four cauldron's fallen and full of a wet purple concoction. Plus one more thing….

"U-Ur-Urd?! What are you doing here?!" yelled Skuld at her newly appeared older sister.

"HiHi, Skuld!," she dusted herself off and hugged her. "How's are you doing?" she asked very casually. Seemingly not have noticed the disaster she has just caused.

"Fine until you came here. Look what you've done! " she pointed to the students and teacher. "Teacher….oh no.." Skuld gasped.

"Prof. Snape! Are you all right?" asked a Slytherin girl.

"Come on, lets get this thing offa him." said a few Slytherin boys rushing to pull the cauldrons off of him.

"Ooops. Sorry Mister." Urd apologized as the students pulled him to his feet, but as soon as he stood he screamed and fell back down.

--Dinner--

"Poor Prof. Snape…." the Slytherin table gave off a great sigh. The entire table seeemed to give off a depressed aura.

On the other hand for the other three houses, they were in tears of joy.

"No more yells and glares!"
"No more being afraid of stepping into class!"

"Class? What class?" a girl laughed.
"That's right." Cho got into the first years conversation. "Who IS going to teach Potions now?"
That evening after all of the student were in bed dreaming and sniffling about the loss of their teacher, in Dumbledore's office their was a debate stirring. Skukld with her older sister Urd were discussing what to do about Potions class and what to do with Urd.
"Can't you just go back?" Skuld asked her with her arms folded and looking up at her much taller sibling.
"Nope." Urd replied smiling she then turned to Professor Dumbledore," Come on Mr. Dumbledore! I'd be a wonderful teacher! I know all there is to about potions." Urd nodded very confident in her potion abilities.

Skuld's eyes turned into plates. URD HER TEACHER? The image of disgusting yet sweet smelling potions having terrible side effects floated in her jet black head. Kids growing ears, love confessions, none controllable body movements!

"Are you sure you know how to mix potions properly?" Urd nodded once again. " I don't have a sub for potions lined up since Siverus is always here, but….the students do need their potions class back this month. A month off would throw them off track and we might even have to pull into their summer break."

"I'm amaaaazing! It's my specialty!" Urd gloated about herself.

"You are a goddess as well then I presume? Being Skuld's elder sister after all." he pulled out a sheet of parchment and a quill.

"YES. But on my my half sister," Skuld watched Professor Dumbledore sign his name on the parchment.

"Please sign your name here Ms. Urd," he turned the paper towards her and handed her a quill. It was beige with perfect cursive writing etched onto it.

"Sign for what?" Urd peered down at the paper one hand on the desk and the other holding the feather quill by her cheek, the soft texture tickled her slightly. "Substitution agreements….,"she skimmed down the paper, "You mean I can do it?!" her head shot up in excitement almost throwing the pen into the air.
"You're joking right? You don't know Urd, Professor Dumbledore! She's crazy, especially when it comes to potions, what if she accidentally kills someone? Aren't you supposed to take some kinda test before you can teach?" Skuld ranted about her sister, all of which was true in most cases. She did cause more distress that help about 70% of the time.
Professor Dumbledore just nodded taking in everything that she was telling him, "Yes, yes…but seeing as she is your sister, Ms. Morisato and I'm at a lack of a very much needed teach she will have to do until Severus becomes well again."
"Demo…." Skuld uttered, but did not continue, she couldn't argue with the need of a major subject teacher.
"OH THANK YOU!" Urd hugged Professor Dumbledore, " You won't be sorry, mister! K?"

"Ack! Urd don't do that!" Skuld screeched for her elder sister to remove herself from her head master.

Urd let go of him immediately, " I can't hug someone as a thank you?" she put her hands on her hips and looked at Skuld with a confused and annoyed look.

"Well…yeah I guess…" Sklud began to remember a lot of student huggng each other in celebrations, or when she saw Ron almost hug Hermione when she agreed to help him with his pile of make up homework. "But…but there are times and places for it!" she stated even though it really didn't help her case at all, but it was all she could think of.

"Fine then!" Urd huffed and turned up her tan nose. She then face Dumbledore again. " Do perhaps have a place for me to live while I am here?" she smiled as innocently as she could.

" I believe that we have aroom open my Ms. McGonogall," he replied as he stood up from his desk. " I will show you the way." he looked at Skuld, " You may go back, if Mr. Filch catches you just make sure to tell him to come and see me."
Skuld nodded and rushed out of the office and back to her dorm. Filch had only been on his watch for about an hour so he was most likely by the Gryffindor so she had a bit of chance of not getting caught.

When Skuld reached her room she snuggled into bed. " And all broke down when Urd, Goddess of the Future became Hogwarts new Potions teacher…."

__Next Day, Great Hall__

"We still have potions today?" asked Hannah at breakfast.

"Yeah, there was a post this morning in all of the rooms that said so. We got a sub." a girl replied that was sitting next to her. Sitting next to her was Cho Chang, and across from Cho was Skuld. Skuld was stabbing her pancakes that were drenched in way to much syrup. Her face had "let me sleep and don't bother me" written all over it. After a large sigh she shoved a gooey piece into her mouth.

"Is something wrong?" Cho asked her.

"My sister." Skuld said with her mouth full so it came out more so like," why wister."

Her best friend just giggled understanding what she said as best she could. " Sister? Did you get a letter? I didn't see an owl come your way."

Skuld swallowed, " My sister is the new substitute Potions teacher." she explained fully in an absolute monotone voice. " I just know she's going to try something crazy. I just know it!" Stab. Stab. Stab.

" Oooh." replied Cho with interest.

" Yeah." replied Skuld with no interest.

"I'm sure you're just overreacting though." she nodded, " Everyone thinks that about their sibling." Cho tried to give her reassurence.

Skuld just shook her head, " You don't know Urd, Cho, not at aaaaalll."

Skuld was right. Not even Dumbledore knew the sexy terror that was her elder sister. Skuld heard students talking all day about their first class with "Mz. Urd" Luckly she had Potions that day.

When she walked in, the room looked the same. Dreary and luring with eeriness. Urd's silvery hair stood out in the shadows though, unlike Prof. Snape who just seemed to blend in like a thick black fog. "Good afternoon everyone! Unfortunately Mr. Snape will be out for a month due to his injuries and lucky for you all I was chosen to be your substitute! You may all call me Mz. Urd." Urd walzed around the cauldrons as she gave her introduction. She noticed, Skuld as she past. "Hello lil' sis. I didn't know I would have you on the first day." she smiled and skipped back to the front.
"SISTER?!!!" the entire class said in one large whisper. Skuld just tried to sink behind her cauldron.

"You mean you didn't tell them? Ooh! You're so mean Skuld!" Urd folded her arms over her chest and gave a glaring pout toward her.
"I didn't think it was a need-to-know thing. Especially when you're only a sub." Skuld poked out from behind to retaliate.

"Fine fine…" Urd shook it off but muttered "little brat" under her breath as she turned around to climp the final step. " This is Ravenclaw and Slytherin's third years right?" a clip board appeared in front of her. The class nodded and she checked them off.

"OK!!" the clip board vanished. "Let the class beeeegin!"

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Adventures of the Mini-Goddess Talk Show;

Belldandy: Oh my, this should be interesting.

Naru: yes it should, hopefully. Urd, a teacher? Wooooow. Oh yes, I could like to thank Eadha Ohn for the idea of making Urd a teacher! Also I would now like to thank all 73 reviewers I currently have, it's the most I've ever had for a story and I really appreaciate it and love all of the support I'm getting for a story that started on a pure boredom thought while watch Harry Potter. I know I have numerous mistakes in here due to my incredible lack of knowledge in the Harry Potter universe, so please forgive me there. Ah! My Goddess! And Harry Potter on not on the top of my know-everything fanlists and I apologize to loyal fans of both that find numerous mistakes and misguiding. This is only fan fiction, it's not always perfect. I do unfortunately have to say that Oh My Goddess will be ending soon due to mass schedule and knowledge on subject (HP and AMG). I've gotten pesters on if I'm going to tie this into book 3. I honestly never planned to, this was soposed to be a side story of someone else's life during that year not Harry's. (Though adding Sirius would be spiffy though! *^_^*) This arc will most likely be the last one. Until next time everyone~ "live love and eat cake!"