Disclaimer: Still can't get the people upstairs to sign this little piece of paper so I don't own Yu-gi-oh…yet. I might just have to resort to plan B. Don't own characters just Red, you don't like it to bad.

Joey is laying on a couch doing his best to try and overcome the nausea that he feels and the bongo players using his head for their drum. The door opens and Joey groans shielding his eyes from the light.

"What the hell are you doing in here Wheeler." a startled snarl came form the doorway. Joey looked up in time to see Kaiba's face before he shut the door and the room went back into blessed blackness.

"Same thing I would be doing at home if your little brother hadn't dragged me out of the house." Joey said definitely not in the mood to argue with Kaiba or anybody for that matter. Kaiba was feeling like shit to or something close because he just flopped down on a couch on the other side of the room.

"Alright Wheeler I'll make you a deal since my head is pounding and I think I left my stomach somewhere else. You keep your mouth shut and we both ignore each other got it." Joey shifted on the couch.

"Fine I won't talk as long as you shut-up, now let me sleep." Joey said in agreement and they both lay in the room in silence for a few hours. Only disturbed every now and then by an emergency trip to hurl.

Then somebody opened the damn door.

"Shut the fuckin door!" Joey snapped and they heard the door close but whoever it was had a flashlight.

"You two boys still alive in here. Haven't killed each other yet?" A girls voice came from behind them.

"No but I am suddenly contemplating someone else's murder if they don't turn that bloody flashlight off." Kaiba told her hiding his eyes from the light.

"I second that idea." Joey said squinting and wincing in the light that was reflected into his eyes by a mirror.

"Sorry Blue-eyes but I need to borrow a C.D. Where is your Count Bassie set?"

"groan," "I haven't got a fuckin clue."

"I can wait all day, Seto, I know where the light switch is." Was added as threat.

"Nnnnoooooo!" is the combined moan of Kaiba and Joey.

"Joey? What are you doing here?" the voice asked.

"Red? That you? I thought you were at the garage?"

"I'm heading back there as soon as Kaiba tells me where he's hidden the C.D. I want."

"That last place that I listened to it was… damn."

"What?"

"It was in the car."

"You mean the one that you were driving last night?"

"Yeah, that would be it."

"The one that was wrapped around the tree on 5th street?"

"One and only."

"Double Damn."

"My thoughts exactly."

"Well sorry for bothering you boys." Red said getting up to leave.

"What ever." they say and groan when she opens the door.

"Kaiba,"

"What do you want mutt?"

"You need to put oil on that door hinge."

"I was just thinking about that." Neither moved in the silence that followed.

The other side of the door:

"Well what's going on in there?" Tae asked when Red came out.

"You'll never believe it."

"Well what?" Mokuba demanded.

"Nothing."

"Nothing!" Triston exclaimed,

"Nothing?" Yugi chirped.

"Nothing." Red finalized.

"No blood shed, no violence, no arguing or insulting?" Triston probed.

"None."

"That is weird." Mai said.

"Especially from those two." Tae added.

"KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE!" Someone probably Kaiba yelled from the other side of the door. Everyone tiptoed as quietly as possible to another room.

Back in the study:

"Kaiba I'll say it again. You really need to oil some hinges."

"Shut-up." They were left undisturbed for a while.

a.n- yeah I know not the greatest, but hey! For having absolutely no time to write I'm doing the best I can. Expect an update when I can get to it. Try and do it sooner.

P.S.- I was reading this pretty good story but now I can't find it I don't remember what is was called or who it was by but it was a Joey/Mai romance and they met up in a café, so if anyone has an idea which story it is please tell me. The author's first language, or so they said, was German, and they used a currency called Euro. I think. Anyway… help please.