Hello! This isn't really a poem. It's a parody of a song. Yoda but Weird
Al. these words are Weird Al's but the ideas are mine! Oh, Roxy-Thanks! I
dunno. I just. write! LoL FRIEND!!! (don't ask inside joke)
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I met him in a swamp down by Mordor
where the dead come to life
that take part in old lore
L-O-R-E lore.
I saw the little thing sitting there on a rock.
I asked him his name
and in a freaky voice he said Gollum,
G-O-L-L Gollum
G-G-G-G Gollum
Well, I've been around but I ain't never seen
a guy who looks like a Hobbit
but he's gray and lean,
Oh my Gollum,
G-G-G-G Gollum.
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
how he can try to take the Ring just by raising his hand
oh my Gollum.
G-G-G-G Gollum.
G-G-G-G Gollum.
(Music Interlude)
Well, I left home just a year before,
and I've never ever been a hero before
but El-ro-nd set me to the Mount'n of Doom,
He said, "Go to Mordor where dark lord looms ."
Well, I'm not the kind that'll argue with him
So, I'm gonna go to that land of the dim
with my Gollum,
G-G-G-G Gollum
G-G-G-G Gollum
Gollum
G-G-G-G Gollum
G-G-G-G Gollum
So I used the one,
And let the sun,
rise yet again,
I stood where we were led,
Well I won't forget what Aragorn said.
He said "Frodo, stay away from the darker side,
and if you start to go astray let your soul be your guide."
Oh my Gollum,
G-G-G-G Gollum
"I know that Gollum's really got you annoyed.
But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed"
Oh my Gollum,
G-G-G-G Gollum
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
so I'm gonna have to leave Gollum, I guess.
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey.
The Long-term contract I had to sign
says I'll be making these quests till the end of time
with my Gollum
G-G-G-G Gollum
G-G-G-G Gollum
Gollum
G-G-G-G Gollum
G-G-G-G Gollum
(continue to fade...)