||Disclaimer||: I do not own any of the characters in this story. All
Guilty Gear characters are owned by Sammy
Notes: This is the Last Chapter to my short little first-shot story. Unlike chapter 2 I'm going to try to avoid senseless brutal violence and try to get some romantic sweet and sensitive parts in here...{my god that sounds boring} So anyway, let's see how this little mess is going to end. Will Chipp get the pics he wanted and become filthy rich, and more importantly...Who's gonna bag Millia Rage?!
Chapter 3
(Sence: Couple of days after the incident at the arcade. Chipp's takes a break from his early morning training in the forest. He took off his shirt and looks for something to drink through his pack and he came across his camera.)
Chipp: Oh I forgot about this. Hehehe...I should really get this to a pawn shop to sell it. (He then looks at the dial on the camera) What? I still got a few pictures left? Grr, But what else can I take a picture of?
(A random hot girl pops up)
Jez: Yay! (Glomps a shirtless Chipp who snapped a good picture of the girl before she ran off)
Chipp: (In Awe) Who! Was! That! At least I got a picture of her! Mmm Hmm!(Whistles as puts on his shirt, picking up his pack. Heads off to the pawn shop and to finish the last of his film)
(Chipp goes into to town and as he turns a corner where he bumps into Zappa.)
Chipp: Hey, it's Appaz! How are those wounds healing up?
Zappa: (Looking at Chipp irritably. He still had a few things bandaged up including his arm and his head that replaced his trademark heart tiara).....
Chipp: (A little nervous) Er...you ain't swore about me not helping you fight off Axl and the bunch of big guys at the arcade are you?---
Zappa: GRRrrrrrrrrr!!
Chipp: ...You are. Okay! (Looks down at antique camera and back up at a human time bomb ready to lose control and explode!)
Zappa: (His whole body shook in fury) Yoooooou!!!
Chipp: ...Um, um, um....(looks around to frantically for an idea to pop into his head and saw the ice cream stand) Wanna ice cream, my treat! (Slaps his own face knowingly)
Zappa: GRRRAAAHHHh---!!! (Becomes calm in a split second) Yeah...I'd like that.
Chipp: (blinks ) {Holy Zen that worked!}
(Few minutes later)
Chipp: Shit! This ice cream is expensive!
Zappa: I know and mine's just vanilla cone. (Sits down gave his ice cream a lick) Ah, I forgotten how to relax...
Chipp: (started eating) Hey, have you talked to Millia yet?
Zappa: No. I was too busy in the bloody hospital! All I could do is wither in pain!! (He barked but then softened sadly) Besides I honestly don't know what would turn Millia's eyes to me.
Chipp's Mind: {Is that the same bodysuit or does he have a closet like Superman?}
Zappa: I mean sure I can stroll up to her doorstep and ask her to marry me, but WHY would she marry me? She doesn't know me well...er wait! Doses she even know I EXIST!
Chipp Mind: {This ice cream sucks! It says Rocky Road but does it need to taste like it? Maybe it was that stuff I took earlier.}
Zappa: I have to capture her interest and create sparks of love between use so she can see we were meant to be together. But how?!
Chipp: I got it! You have a hair ass that's why you wear that thing!!!!! {I said that out loud didn't I?}
Zappa: (Stares erratically)......(Crushed the ice cream in his hand)
Chipp: Heh, um...It's a song Sol told me about, yeah! Makes you laugh. Really, It is sing it!
Zappa: (Is ready to straggle Chipp but then sees he destroyed his favored treat.) No I can't even enjoy an ice cream cone anymore! Why! (Starts to lap up the remains on his glove)
Chipp: (Watched Zappa lick his paw for and few seconds then) I GOT IT! (Jumps next to Zappa) This'll get Millia in your arms for sure!
Zappa: Huh? (snares doubtingly at Chipp) What would that be? Chipp: (whispers a few things in his ear that he was soon nodding to happily)
(Flash Secen: Millia's front door. Someone knocks and Millia opens it.)
Zappa: Hello Miss Rage! ^_^
Millia: Oh Lord, not you! (Goes to shut the door.)
Zappa: W-Wait! Wait, wait! (Puts his bad arm out only to get it slammed on) AHH!! OOOOOUUUCHHHH!!!
Millia: (startled by Zappa's scream opens the door.) Oh my god! I didn't realize I slammed it THAT hard. Are you...okay. (See him curled up holding his arm all shaken in pain)
Zappa: Crikey, I think I broke it again...
Millia: Let me see (She gently took his arm looking it over. She push her finger against it and she can feel Zappa shuttered from it) Wow...you must really be hurt. (She led him inside and sat him down on the couch. She pulled out a large handkerchief out and made a sling for his arm)
Zappa: (Gazed at her nearly spellbound, as she helped him. He never been this close to Millia before and his heart was pounding more then the painful throbbing in his arm) M-m-miss Millia...I want to ask you I-I-f you would like to go for a stroll? I know this little park where we can go.
Millia: (Started at him confused) Did you came over to ask me that? (She saw his hopeful expression and she wasn't doing anything.) Alright.
Zappa: Oh Thank you! (Is helped to his feet. He smiled at her offering his other arm.) Shall we?
Millia: (Smiles, he was very polite and amusing. She locked arms playing along with him) Let's!
(Down the street, Johnny and Axl walk down the Street)
Axl: And that's what happened! I really need to apologies to Millia.
Johnny: Heh, heh...That's pretty funny. So that's why you're wearing a normal shirt for once.
Axl: Shut up, Johnny! I still taught that freak a lesson. He must still be in the hospital crying for his Mother. (Nods his eyes closed in content)
Johnny: Oh... You mean the freak with the gold rings, brownish red hair, blue eyes, white bodysuit, baggy pants and walking with Millia?
Axl: Yep that's him................What the hell!!! (his jaw drops as he looks down the road to see the two together talking)
Johnny: You just got robbed!
Axl: (Pulls out his sickles and chain) I'm gonna kill him!!!
Johnny: (Has never seen Axl so pissed off and backs away.) Murder's not on my agenda today, sooo you-have-fun-by! (Runs pass Chipp who just happened to be there)
Chipp: Holy Zen!.....I have to see this!
(Senen: Zappa and Millia walk into the little side ally park, it was small had a bench, flowers, very cute and quaint.)
Millia: Well this is adorable. But what did you want to show me so bad?
Zappa: Heh, heh...(Puts on a smile as he spotted something creep near her.)
Millia: (She partly jumped as something rubbed against her leg) Oh! (Loving gasps as she spots the little stray kittens) Aww hello! (Sits down and pets them)
Zappa: (He sat down on the bench and watches her play with the kittens that Chipp had told him about. He would have to thank him. She had such a lovely smile when she was happy.)
Millia: (looks up from her playing) How did you know?
Zappa: Well, I'm quite an admirer of you.
Millia: Are you now...(She glanced at him)
Zappa: Yeah...( He stopped and though about a few things he did and then sadly sighed) Millia, I was at the carnival that day.
Millia: I think I remember you a few times...(thinks about it) QUITE a few...are you following me or something?
Zappa: No! I mean, only at the carnival, when you were with that other guy. I tried to bother the two of you.
Millia: (stands up) You we're making all those crazy things happen? Why did you do that?
Zappa: I'm not sure...guess I was jealous. Still am. But I'm sorry for disturbing you're date with you're boyfriend.
Millia: (had put her hans to her hips) It's okay I'm not mad. A little stunned. (Laughed softly) Oh and, it was a date but he's not my boyfriend!
Zappa: Really! (Zappa was overjoyed) Is there any chance that...I can be your boyfriend?
Zappa's mind: {Soon-to-be-Husband hopefully}
Millia: Wha? Well I-
Axl: Oh no you don't! (Tackles Zappa)
Zappa: Ouch! What are YOU doing here?!
Axl: I was going to ask YOU the same thing!
Millia: (shocked and confused) Axl! What the heck are you doing?!
Axl: Saving you from making a mistake!
Zappa: Hey! Heeey! Get off of me!
Axl: (Stands up) Millia you can't go out with him after what he did. Besides it's kinda hazardous to date a possessed man.
Millia: He's forgiven and I don't see why---
Zappa: See! (Gets up) Millia said I was forgiven. So why don't you drop it and leave!
Axl: Over my dead body! Everything that happed was your fault so there's no reason for her to be mad at me. Therefore I'm still her boyfriend!
Millia: You're right but you're not my---
Zappa: Sorry, don't work like that. Millia has to choose that now, and she can change her mind!
Axl: Me over you? Ha! Hahaha! You don't even have full control over your own body!
Zappa: (Head spins) Yes I do, NO HE DOESN'T, Yes I do, NO HE DOESN'T!!
Millia: Um you guys are scaring the kittens---
Axl: Millia need a man not some girly boy in spandex!
Zappa: This is SO not spandex!! You know how much this material costs!
Millia: Um...Guys?
Chipp: (Is standing next to Millia with popcorn in his hand) It's like Ping- Pong.
Axl; Only you and the others from queer emporium!!!
Zappa: YOU ARE DEEEAAAAAADDDD DIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!
(The two start brawling in the middle of the park with Millia and Chipp watching)
Chipp: Reminds me of a fight Sol and Ky had... boy did they go at it!
Millia: {Click Click!} (Whispers something in Chipp's ear)
Chipp: I don't know, it's my last ones...Why-
Milllia: (Walks up to the two fighters and picks them up with her hair)
Axl: Ahhh!!
Zappa: M-Millia!!
Millia: Enough! I had Enough! (Drops them and clinches her fists) You two shut your mouths and listen good!!
Axl &Zappa: .......(Sit at attention not making a peep)
Millia: I! DON'T! WANT! A BOYFRIEND!!!
Axl & Zappa: (lower their heads, their little hearts broken)
Millia: I just don't have the time or patience for one, You two are really nice and all but...as friends.
Axl & Zappa: (echo sadly Millia) As friends. (stands up)
Zappa: Sorry about that.
Axl: Guess I was acting like an idiot.
Zappa: Oh you guess?
Millia: Well. (Stands between the two) You two did make me smile so I think that diverse a kiss. (Wink)
Zappa: A-a-a-a Kiss!!! (excited)
Axl: (Big smile) Sure I'll kiss you luv!!
(Both charge at her. Millia giggles as she lets herself drop dodging them)
Chipp: O,O;;;;........(Takes pictures) XD
Millia: (Laughs) Whaaa Whooo! Somebody get some marshmallows these two are smo~king!!
(The Axl and Zappa break off screaming as they realized they were in a lip lock!)
Axl: (starts choking himself) Gyahhh! Gross! I kissed a spook-infested man, Ugh. (Runs off screaming)
Zappa: (Looking paler then S-ko who was cracking up, hugging her hips) Ugh...God...I think...I'm going to be sick!!! (Runs to the nearest trash can and spewed out his lunch)
Millia: (Sighs) That was great! I created a new pairing! What you think Chipp?
Chipp: Very fantastic, Millia.(Snickers at his last pics) At least now I can go sell my camera! Later!
(Sence: Night. Jam's restaurant is packed in with guests. The Chinese woman is more then overjoyed)
Jam: And will that be all you'll be ordering Axl.
Axl: (Spat out the forty seventh pieces of gum he had since this afternoon) yeah that'll be all.
Jam: (stared at the pile of chewed gum) ugh...Okay your order will be out soon!
Axl: Thanks luv...( he noticed and annoying albino was smiling at him from across the way, and came over) What is it?!
Chipp: Nothing (holds in a laugh) The place I needed to go to was closed. So I came to get a bite to eat. (Sits down at the table with him)
Axl: (raises an eye brown and then leans back in his chair) I never got dumped like that I my life.
Chipp: (Bites his lip trying so hard not to laugh in Axl's face) Not...many...men...get... dumped... like... THAT.
Axl: (Growls) Okay just get it out of your system right now Chipp! Laugh! Go ahead laugh!
Chipp:....heh...heheh...
Axl: Damn you! Laugh!
Chipp: (Finally started to crack up falling on the floor, laughing continuously)
Axl: God I need a drink.(Suddenly someone lean into the back of his chair from the table behind him)
Zappa: You and me both mate.
Axl: (Jumps up screaming) Ahhh! Dear God, Stay away from me!!!
Zappa: Please! Clam down, clam down! I only pop on in to say I'm sorry.
Axl: Your sorry? I'm sorry I forgot to break your legs!
Zappa: Take it easy, we both got dumped today, remember. I don't think we were her type any way...
(Both see Millia hanging around Jam looking like she was flirting with her. They both leaned their chairs against each other's backs with a sad sigh)
Axl: I think it's time for an apology of my own. I sorry I kicked you around, I'm really not like that at all, but I guess my hormones guy the best of me.
Zappa: Bugger! I NEVER though words like that would come out of YOUR mouth. Must be a blue moon. (He turned around and smirked at Axl)
Axl: (He turned to Zappa with an optimistic smile) Friends?
Zappa: (nods) Friends!
(They shake hands laughing, then stop short)
Axl & Zappa: JUST friends!
(Both return to their slumping position leaning back)
Zappa: ..................You know you are a good kisser---
Axl: (Punches Zappa in the back of the head)
Zappa: Ow...Just kidding! Oooo I'm a sick puppy today...owooowww....0
Axl: Zappa...You're the SICKEST puppy in the bin.
Chipp: Aww you two make a cute couple! (Talks to the pic he had in his hand)
Axl & Zappa: ??? He didn't!!!
Chipp: (Flashes the blackmail picture)
Axl & Zappa: (Turns evil) CHIIIIIIPP!!!!
Sol: (Noticed Chipp holding a bunch of Pictures and the one in question) Let me see (goes to snatch it)
Axl & Zappa: Nooo! (They jump over the table Zappa fall on the floor but Axl manages to grasp the pic before Sol could.
Axl: My reputation saved......
Sol: (Shrugs and grabs another pic, laugh) That guy got sat on by Potemkin! Ha! (Everyone laughs as it got passed around)
Zappa: There goes my reputation....(sighs)
Chipp: You HAD one????!
Sol: (Grabs another pic, sexy whistle) Who's that! Chipp what have YOU been doing.
Chipp: (Grabs the pic of the random girl back) Never touch this pic It's mine!!! (Greedy grasp)
Sol: (Steals most of the pics, not looking tosses them, everyone goes to snatch one)
Chipp: Holy %^&*ing Zen! The pictures!
Jam: Hey who's making a mess in my res---(Photo flies in her face,) Oh my god! Axl what have you been eating?
Axl: Huh?
I-No: (Grabs a pic) I got a panty shot! Who wants it? (All the guys raise their hands)
Millia: (Gasp) That's my---Grrrrrr!!!!!
Chipp: (Waves nervously)
Faust: (Pops in out of nowhere grabbing a pic of Zappa) What did I tell you about avoiding violence?
Zappa: But it just comes to me....
Faust: Well, I got great news!!!!
Zappa: Oh Dr. Faust! Did you find a cure for me?
Faust: No. But I just saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to GEICO! (Leaves)
Zappa:.............
Johnny: (Holds a pic in his hand) Oh so that what Biaken's tits looks like.
Biaken: WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!! (Goes over to kill the pirate)
Anji: (Grabs the pic from Johnny with a blush, he was in the picture too) Chipp!
Chipp: (Gulps at all the angry faces that were once laughing turning to him)
Ky: (Holds a pic) What the! It's a picture Of Bridget riding Sol's pogo stick!!
(Everyone looks at Sol)
Sol: (Sighs) It's true. I got a pogo stick! (Pulls out a real pogo stick with a license plate that says Rocker)
Ky: (Sarcastically smiling) Love that paint job with the fire and all, really hardcore.
Sol: Shut up, boy! (Throws the metal pogo stick at Ky's head)
Jam: Damnit Chipp! You're disturbing my customers! (Punches him breaking the camera)
Chipp: Noooooo! (cries) My money! All gone!
Voice: That old thing?
Chipp: ???
Slayer: So you thought that cost money? It's only a duplicate of the original.
Chipp: You mean!!!
Slayer: Yes, you still a broke ass wasted junky.
(After ten seconds everyone lunges for someone screaming at random)
Chipp: (Charges) Shut up and Kiss my ass old fart!!
I-No: (Jumps in the air) How much for the panty pic? Do I hear 50?!
Milllia: (attacks I-no) Give that to me!!!
Johnny: (Blocks Biaken) Chipp took the picture not me!
Baiken: (Turns to Chipp) Die you sick paparazzi ninja!!!
Anji: Get back here! (Runs after Chipp)
Chipp: I'm busy here! (dodges the Japanese couple)
Ky: (Pulls out sword) You just hit a police officer Sol. I have every right to arrest you!
Sol: Just try it!!! (pulls out sword and attacks)
S-Ko: YAAY!!! A MASSACRE! ATROCITY! CARNAGE! YAY!!! (Attacks random people with Zappa)
Dizzy: Ouch that was my tail!! (Nerco punches Zappa and then Venom for no reason)
Testament: How dare you hurt my pure-hearted angel! You will pay! (Hit Venom who had done nothing but ask for a sugar packet. Venom recovers and attacks Testament)
(Everyone fighting was breaking things and starting fires)
Axl: Does every fighter on earth eat here?
Jam: Please! My restaurant! Not again!
(Outside of the noisy restaurant aka fighting arena )
May: Adults are sooo immature.
Bridget: Uh huh.........Wanna see my Yo-yo?
May: Sure!
End . . . . . . YinYang Ghost: Okay, okay I lied. I got violent. But it's fun! Hope you liked it, I pulled an all nighter and boy I'm tired. I got a few ideas for another story, Me and my Best friend are working on!
Jez: Me! Hi! **Waves** Chipp's the hero in there too! XD So if you like him you'll like this!
YinYang Ghost: Yes, Chipp and a few new faces plus the whole Guilty Gear gang. (If a char is not in one chapter then in the next one) Thanks for reading, C-you again!
Notes: This is the Last Chapter to my short little first-shot story. Unlike chapter 2 I'm going to try to avoid senseless brutal violence and try to get some romantic sweet and sensitive parts in here...{my god that sounds boring} So anyway, let's see how this little mess is going to end. Will Chipp get the pics he wanted and become filthy rich, and more importantly...Who's gonna bag Millia Rage?!
Chapter 3
(Sence: Couple of days after the incident at the arcade. Chipp's takes a break from his early morning training in the forest. He took off his shirt and looks for something to drink through his pack and he came across his camera.)
Chipp: Oh I forgot about this. Hehehe...I should really get this to a pawn shop to sell it. (He then looks at the dial on the camera) What? I still got a few pictures left? Grr, But what else can I take a picture of?
(A random hot girl pops up)
Jez: Yay! (Glomps a shirtless Chipp who snapped a good picture of the girl before she ran off)
Chipp: (In Awe) Who! Was! That! At least I got a picture of her! Mmm Hmm!(Whistles as puts on his shirt, picking up his pack. Heads off to the pawn shop and to finish the last of his film)
(Chipp goes into to town and as he turns a corner where he bumps into Zappa.)
Chipp: Hey, it's Appaz! How are those wounds healing up?
Zappa: (Looking at Chipp irritably. He still had a few things bandaged up including his arm and his head that replaced his trademark heart tiara).....
Chipp: (A little nervous) Er...you ain't swore about me not helping you fight off Axl and the bunch of big guys at the arcade are you?---
Zappa: GRRrrrrrrrrr!!
Chipp: ...You are. Okay! (Looks down at antique camera and back up at a human time bomb ready to lose control and explode!)
Zappa: (His whole body shook in fury) Yoooooou!!!
Chipp: ...Um, um, um....(looks around to frantically for an idea to pop into his head and saw the ice cream stand) Wanna ice cream, my treat! (Slaps his own face knowingly)
Zappa: GRRRAAAHHHh---!!! (Becomes calm in a split second) Yeah...I'd like that.
Chipp: (blinks ) {Holy Zen that worked!}
(Few minutes later)
Chipp: Shit! This ice cream is expensive!
Zappa: I know and mine's just vanilla cone. (Sits down gave his ice cream a lick) Ah, I forgotten how to relax...
Chipp: (started eating) Hey, have you talked to Millia yet?
Zappa: No. I was too busy in the bloody hospital! All I could do is wither in pain!! (He barked but then softened sadly) Besides I honestly don't know what would turn Millia's eyes to me.
Chipp's Mind: {Is that the same bodysuit or does he have a closet like Superman?}
Zappa: I mean sure I can stroll up to her doorstep and ask her to marry me, but WHY would she marry me? She doesn't know me well...er wait! Doses she even know I EXIST!
Chipp Mind: {This ice cream sucks! It says Rocky Road but does it need to taste like it? Maybe it was that stuff I took earlier.}
Zappa: I have to capture her interest and create sparks of love between use so she can see we were meant to be together. But how?!
Chipp: I got it! You have a hair ass that's why you wear that thing!!!!! {I said that out loud didn't I?}
Zappa: (Stares erratically)......(Crushed the ice cream in his hand)
Chipp: Heh, um...It's a song Sol told me about, yeah! Makes you laugh. Really, It is sing it!
Zappa: (Is ready to straggle Chipp but then sees he destroyed his favored treat.) No I can't even enjoy an ice cream cone anymore! Why! (Starts to lap up the remains on his glove)
Chipp: (Watched Zappa lick his paw for and few seconds then) I GOT IT! (Jumps next to Zappa) This'll get Millia in your arms for sure!
Zappa: Huh? (snares doubtingly at Chipp) What would that be? Chipp: (whispers a few things in his ear that he was soon nodding to happily)
(Flash Secen: Millia's front door. Someone knocks and Millia opens it.)
Zappa: Hello Miss Rage! ^_^
Millia: Oh Lord, not you! (Goes to shut the door.)
Zappa: W-Wait! Wait, wait! (Puts his bad arm out only to get it slammed on) AHH!! OOOOOUUUCHHHH!!!
Millia: (startled by Zappa's scream opens the door.) Oh my god! I didn't realize I slammed it THAT hard. Are you...okay. (See him curled up holding his arm all shaken in pain)
Zappa: Crikey, I think I broke it again...
Millia: Let me see (She gently took his arm looking it over. She push her finger against it and she can feel Zappa shuttered from it) Wow...you must really be hurt. (She led him inside and sat him down on the couch. She pulled out a large handkerchief out and made a sling for his arm)
Zappa: (Gazed at her nearly spellbound, as she helped him. He never been this close to Millia before and his heart was pounding more then the painful throbbing in his arm) M-m-miss Millia...I want to ask you I-I-f you would like to go for a stroll? I know this little park where we can go.
Millia: (Started at him confused) Did you came over to ask me that? (She saw his hopeful expression and she wasn't doing anything.) Alright.
Zappa: Oh Thank you! (Is helped to his feet. He smiled at her offering his other arm.) Shall we?
Millia: (Smiles, he was very polite and amusing. She locked arms playing along with him) Let's!
(Down the street, Johnny and Axl walk down the Street)
Axl: And that's what happened! I really need to apologies to Millia.
Johnny: Heh, heh...That's pretty funny. So that's why you're wearing a normal shirt for once.
Axl: Shut up, Johnny! I still taught that freak a lesson. He must still be in the hospital crying for his Mother. (Nods his eyes closed in content)
Johnny: Oh... You mean the freak with the gold rings, brownish red hair, blue eyes, white bodysuit, baggy pants and walking with Millia?
Axl: Yep that's him................What the hell!!! (his jaw drops as he looks down the road to see the two together talking)
Johnny: You just got robbed!
Axl: (Pulls out his sickles and chain) I'm gonna kill him!!!
Johnny: (Has never seen Axl so pissed off and backs away.) Murder's not on my agenda today, sooo you-have-fun-by! (Runs pass Chipp who just happened to be there)
Chipp: Holy Zen!.....I have to see this!
(Senen: Zappa and Millia walk into the little side ally park, it was small had a bench, flowers, very cute and quaint.)
Millia: Well this is adorable. But what did you want to show me so bad?
Zappa: Heh, heh...(Puts on a smile as he spotted something creep near her.)
Millia: (She partly jumped as something rubbed against her leg) Oh! (Loving gasps as she spots the little stray kittens) Aww hello! (Sits down and pets them)
Zappa: (He sat down on the bench and watches her play with the kittens that Chipp had told him about. He would have to thank him. She had such a lovely smile when she was happy.)
Millia: (looks up from her playing) How did you know?
Zappa: Well, I'm quite an admirer of you.
Millia: Are you now...(She glanced at him)
Zappa: Yeah...( He stopped and though about a few things he did and then sadly sighed) Millia, I was at the carnival that day.
Millia: I think I remember you a few times...(thinks about it) QUITE a few...are you following me or something?
Zappa: No! I mean, only at the carnival, when you were with that other guy. I tried to bother the two of you.
Millia: (stands up) You we're making all those crazy things happen? Why did you do that?
Zappa: I'm not sure...guess I was jealous. Still am. But I'm sorry for disturbing you're date with you're boyfriend.
Millia: (had put her hans to her hips) It's okay I'm not mad. A little stunned. (Laughed softly) Oh and, it was a date but he's not my boyfriend!
Zappa: Really! (Zappa was overjoyed) Is there any chance that...I can be your boyfriend?
Zappa's mind: {Soon-to-be-Husband hopefully}
Millia: Wha? Well I-
Axl: Oh no you don't! (Tackles Zappa)
Zappa: Ouch! What are YOU doing here?!
Axl: I was going to ask YOU the same thing!
Millia: (shocked and confused) Axl! What the heck are you doing?!
Axl: Saving you from making a mistake!
Zappa: Hey! Heeey! Get off of me!
Axl: (Stands up) Millia you can't go out with him after what he did. Besides it's kinda hazardous to date a possessed man.
Millia: He's forgiven and I don't see why---
Zappa: See! (Gets up) Millia said I was forgiven. So why don't you drop it and leave!
Axl: Over my dead body! Everything that happed was your fault so there's no reason for her to be mad at me. Therefore I'm still her boyfriend!
Millia: You're right but you're not my---
Zappa: Sorry, don't work like that. Millia has to choose that now, and she can change her mind!
Axl: Me over you? Ha! Hahaha! You don't even have full control over your own body!
Zappa: (Head spins) Yes I do, NO HE DOESN'T, Yes I do, NO HE DOESN'T!!
Millia: Um you guys are scaring the kittens---
Axl: Millia need a man not some girly boy in spandex!
Zappa: This is SO not spandex!! You know how much this material costs!
Millia: Um...Guys?
Chipp: (Is standing next to Millia with popcorn in his hand) It's like Ping- Pong.
Axl; Only you and the others from queer emporium!!!
Zappa: YOU ARE DEEEAAAAAADDDD DIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!
(The two start brawling in the middle of the park with Millia and Chipp watching)
Chipp: Reminds me of a fight Sol and Ky had... boy did they go at it!
Millia: {Click Click!} (Whispers something in Chipp's ear)
Chipp: I don't know, it's my last ones...Why-
Milllia: (Walks up to the two fighters and picks them up with her hair)
Axl: Ahhh!!
Zappa: M-Millia!!
Millia: Enough! I had Enough! (Drops them and clinches her fists) You two shut your mouths and listen good!!
Axl &Zappa: .......(Sit at attention not making a peep)
Millia: I! DON'T! WANT! A BOYFRIEND!!!
Axl & Zappa: (lower their heads, their little hearts broken)
Millia: I just don't have the time or patience for one, You two are really nice and all but...as friends.
Axl & Zappa: (echo sadly Millia) As friends. (stands up)
Zappa: Sorry about that.
Axl: Guess I was acting like an idiot.
Zappa: Oh you guess?
Millia: Well. (Stands between the two) You two did make me smile so I think that diverse a kiss. (Wink)
Zappa: A-a-a-a Kiss!!! (excited)
Axl: (Big smile) Sure I'll kiss you luv!!
(Both charge at her. Millia giggles as she lets herself drop dodging them)
Chipp: O,O;;;;........(Takes pictures) XD
Millia: (Laughs) Whaaa Whooo! Somebody get some marshmallows these two are smo~king!!
(The Axl and Zappa break off screaming as they realized they were in a lip lock!)
Axl: (starts choking himself) Gyahhh! Gross! I kissed a spook-infested man, Ugh. (Runs off screaming)
Zappa: (Looking paler then S-ko who was cracking up, hugging her hips) Ugh...God...I think...I'm going to be sick!!! (Runs to the nearest trash can and spewed out his lunch)
Millia: (Sighs) That was great! I created a new pairing! What you think Chipp?
Chipp: Very fantastic, Millia.(Snickers at his last pics) At least now I can go sell my camera! Later!
(Sence: Night. Jam's restaurant is packed in with guests. The Chinese woman is more then overjoyed)
Jam: And will that be all you'll be ordering Axl.
Axl: (Spat out the forty seventh pieces of gum he had since this afternoon) yeah that'll be all.
Jam: (stared at the pile of chewed gum) ugh...Okay your order will be out soon!
Axl: Thanks luv...( he noticed and annoying albino was smiling at him from across the way, and came over) What is it?!
Chipp: Nothing (holds in a laugh) The place I needed to go to was closed. So I came to get a bite to eat. (Sits down at the table with him)
Axl: (raises an eye brown and then leans back in his chair) I never got dumped like that I my life.
Chipp: (Bites his lip trying so hard not to laugh in Axl's face) Not...many...men...get... dumped... like... THAT.
Axl: (Growls) Okay just get it out of your system right now Chipp! Laugh! Go ahead laugh!
Chipp:....heh...heheh...
Axl: Damn you! Laugh!
Chipp: (Finally started to crack up falling on the floor, laughing continuously)
Axl: God I need a drink.(Suddenly someone lean into the back of his chair from the table behind him)
Zappa: You and me both mate.
Axl: (Jumps up screaming) Ahhh! Dear God, Stay away from me!!!
Zappa: Please! Clam down, clam down! I only pop on in to say I'm sorry.
Axl: Your sorry? I'm sorry I forgot to break your legs!
Zappa: Take it easy, we both got dumped today, remember. I don't think we were her type any way...
(Both see Millia hanging around Jam looking like she was flirting with her. They both leaned their chairs against each other's backs with a sad sigh)
Axl: I think it's time for an apology of my own. I sorry I kicked you around, I'm really not like that at all, but I guess my hormones guy the best of me.
Zappa: Bugger! I NEVER though words like that would come out of YOUR mouth. Must be a blue moon. (He turned around and smirked at Axl)
Axl: (He turned to Zappa with an optimistic smile) Friends?
Zappa: (nods) Friends!
(They shake hands laughing, then stop short)
Axl & Zappa: JUST friends!
(Both return to their slumping position leaning back)
Zappa: ..................You know you are a good kisser---
Axl: (Punches Zappa in the back of the head)
Zappa: Ow...Just kidding! Oooo I'm a sick puppy today...owooowww....0
Axl: Zappa...You're the SICKEST puppy in the bin.
Chipp: Aww you two make a cute couple! (Talks to the pic he had in his hand)
Axl & Zappa: ??? He didn't!!!
Chipp: (Flashes the blackmail picture)
Axl & Zappa: (Turns evil) CHIIIIIIPP!!!!
Sol: (Noticed Chipp holding a bunch of Pictures and the one in question) Let me see (goes to snatch it)
Axl & Zappa: Nooo! (They jump over the table Zappa fall on the floor but Axl manages to grasp the pic before Sol could.
Axl: My reputation saved......
Sol: (Shrugs and grabs another pic, laugh) That guy got sat on by Potemkin! Ha! (Everyone laughs as it got passed around)
Zappa: There goes my reputation....(sighs)
Chipp: You HAD one????!
Sol: (Grabs another pic, sexy whistle) Who's that! Chipp what have YOU been doing.
Chipp: (Grabs the pic of the random girl back) Never touch this pic It's mine!!! (Greedy grasp)
Sol: (Steals most of the pics, not looking tosses them, everyone goes to snatch one)
Chipp: Holy %^&*ing Zen! The pictures!
Jam: Hey who's making a mess in my res---(Photo flies in her face,) Oh my god! Axl what have you been eating?
Axl: Huh?
I-No: (Grabs a pic) I got a panty shot! Who wants it? (All the guys raise their hands)
Millia: (Gasp) That's my---Grrrrrr!!!!!
Chipp: (Waves nervously)
Faust: (Pops in out of nowhere grabbing a pic of Zappa) What did I tell you about avoiding violence?
Zappa: But it just comes to me....
Faust: Well, I got great news!!!!
Zappa: Oh Dr. Faust! Did you find a cure for me?
Faust: No. But I just saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to GEICO! (Leaves)
Zappa:.............
Johnny: (Holds a pic in his hand) Oh so that what Biaken's tits looks like.
Biaken: WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATT!!!! (Goes over to kill the pirate)
Anji: (Grabs the pic from Johnny with a blush, he was in the picture too) Chipp!
Chipp: (Gulps at all the angry faces that were once laughing turning to him)
Ky: (Holds a pic) What the! It's a picture Of Bridget riding Sol's pogo stick!!
(Everyone looks at Sol)
Sol: (Sighs) It's true. I got a pogo stick! (Pulls out a real pogo stick with a license plate that says Rocker)
Ky: (Sarcastically smiling) Love that paint job with the fire and all, really hardcore.
Sol: Shut up, boy! (Throws the metal pogo stick at Ky's head)
Jam: Damnit Chipp! You're disturbing my customers! (Punches him breaking the camera)
Chipp: Noooooo! (cries) My money! All gone!
Voice: That old thing?
Chipp: ???
Slayer: So you thought that cost money? It's only a duplicate of the original.
Chipp: You mean!!!
Slayer: Yes, you still a broke ass wasted junky.
(After ten seconds everyone lunges for someone screaming at random)
Chipp: (Charges) Shut up and Kiss my ass old fart!!
I-No: (Jumps in the air) How much for the panty pic? Do I hear 50?!
Milllia: (attacks I-no) Give that to me!!!
Johnny: (Blocks Biaken) Chipp took the picture not me!
Baiken: (Turns to Chipp) Die you sick paparazzi ninja!!!
Anji: Get back here! (Runs after Chipp)
Chipp: I'm busy here! (dodges the Japanese couple)
Ky: (Pulls out sword) You just hit a police officer Sol. I have every right to arrest you!
Sol: Just try it!!! (pulls out sword and attacks)
S-Ko: YAAY!!! A MASSACRE! ATROCITY! CARNAGE! YAY!!! (Attacks random people with Zappa)
Dizzy: Ouch that was my tail!! (Nerco punches Zappa and then Venom for no reason)
Testament: How dare you hurt my pure-hearted angel! You will pay! (Hit Venom who had done nothing but ask for a sugar packet. Venom recovers and attacks Testament)
(Everyone fighting was breaking things and starting fires)
Axl: Does every fighter on earth eat here?
Jam: Please! My restaurant! Not again!
(Outside of the noisy restaurant aka fighting arena )
May: Adults are sooo immature.
Bridget: Uh huh.........Wanna see my Yo-yo?
May: Sure!
End . . . . . . YinYang Ghost: Okay, okay I lied. I got violent. But it's fun! Hope you liked it, I pulled an all nighter and boy I'm tired. I got a few ideas for another story, Me and my Best friend are working on!
Jez: Me! Hi! **Waves** Chipp's the hero in there too! XD So if you like him you'll like this!
YinYang Ghost: Yes, Chipp and a few new faces plus the whole Guilty Gear gang. (If a char is not in one chapter then in the next one) Thanks for reading, C-you again!