A frog dubbed "Toad": Ello MINDSLAVES!! *rocks back and forth giggling insanely*

Aera: *inches away* um… I don't know him…

Aerik: *walks in* *sees the STUPID!! frog* …… *raises eyebrow* …whatever

Aera: *looks at Aerik pleadingly* …. *whimpers*… he's scaring me…

Aerik: *smirks* good… hehe *is evil*

"Toad": *continues to be STUPID!! and  twitches*

Aera: *continues to inch away* um.. Help…. *breathes in and out slowly* okay, anyways! … *forgets*

Aerik: *walks off in boredom*

"Toad": *rolls away… STUPIDLY like the STUPID frog he is!!*

Aera: Yeah… okay, anyways… heres more of … whatever this is.. Yeah, heheh, okay… *gets nervous*

uh.. what am I supposed to say now… *glances around nervously* hehe, uh… *strains to see script* …walk off slowly… Oh! Okay! *walks off…. slowly*

Blah blah blah!

Disclaimer:

"Toad": *rolls back in* Yeah, my MINDSLAVE don't own this "Yugioh" tang, whatever this "Yugioh" tang is… yo! *tries to be cool*

Crowd: *silence* *cricket chirps*

"Toad": *bursts into hysterics* *runs off sobbing hysterically*

Random Person: STUPID FROG!! *throws brick at the STUPID frog*

"Toad": *gets hit* AHHH! MY STOMACH LINING!!

Aera: *walks in* OMG!! HE'S A…. PUPPET!!! *runs around* OMG! I USED TO TALK TO HIM!! AND-AND HE'S A…A-A PUPPET!! *hits truck* *dies*

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…….*blink*

Aerik: How… LAME!! *runs off streaking*

NOTE: This part contains some yaoi.. Yea… *smiles* …um, okay…*sobs*

YEAH YEAH… DA FIC YO MAN DAWG!! (it was stupid up there so ya… *cries*)

CHPT II

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Later, everyone, other than Grandpa who was gouging out a kid's eye with a Kuriboh card who refused to buy the $100 Duel Monsters Gift Set that the elderly Game shop owner told him to buy or else, sat in Yugi's room.

Bakura had stopped by, saw the mess, and had helped to clean it up by doing some mind messing and some memory loss stuff, just to be a good kind citizen to all of course, memory loss is expensive you know.

"So Mokuba, what was it you were trying to tell us about?" Joey asked as they sat in a circle on the floor.

"Oh, yeah…" Mokuba sighed. "Big Brother had an accident…:"

"What?!" Yugi and Joey cried in unison, both having a few "excess" feelings for the brown haired hottie.

"What?!" Tristan cried a few moments later, attempting to fit in and not feel so, not involved. Bakura patted his arm knowingly, and gave him a small smile.

Tristan blinked a few times, then lunged over and buried his head in Bakura's lap, sobbing hysterically. The albino rolled his eyes as he rubbed Tristan's back, trying to calm down the hysterical boy.

"Its okay Tristan, let it all out, Honey." Bakura snuggle huggled Tristan while he kissed the top of his head lightly. Tristan looked up at the white haired boy. Bakura gently kissed away the boys tears, unfortunately for cow lick licking Bakura, no more came, although something he never expected did.

Fortunately, Yugi and Joey were too engrossed in what Mokuba was saying to see their two friends… doing… stuff…

"What? What kind of accident? Is he okay?" Yugi asked shaking Mokuba by the throat. Mokuba's eyes rolled back into his head as his face turned different shades of the rainbow.

"Let him go Yugi." Joey said, feeling jealously race around in his veins like an ecstatic pony, which is… rather odd. He had thought he had seen something in Yugi's eyes when he looked at Kaiba before. Now Joey knew, YUGI HAD A CRUSH ON SETO KAIBA!! Although it wasn't all that strange, everyone, save Tristan and that psycho Tea had had a semi-crush on that sexy devil known as Seto Kaiba. Everyone including Kaiba's #1 Puppy: JOEY WHEELER! Crowd erupts in applause.

Yugi obliged and let go of the poor shaken boy. Joey nodded his head in appreciation, before lunging at the heavily panting boy and shaking him to the point where Joey had to allow Mokuba to use the rest room momentarily before he could continue to shake him to where it would be considered child abuse in some states and most countries.

"What happened to-" Did Joey dare? Yes, he dared. "-to my-" He had to drag it out, so everyone knew, save the two lovers who seemed to be doing some… pretty explicit things on the floor a few feet away from the rest of the partially sane people, known more commonly as Joey Wheeler. "- TO MY LOVER SETO KAIBA!"

Oh, now he would get it, Yugi's blood boiled. How dare Joey call Kaiba his lover, he was YUGI'S LOVER DAMNIT!!

Yugi suddenly transformed into Yami, doing his little spinney glowy dance dance 'evolution thing.

'Get him Yami!' Yugi called mentally to Yami, who was quite tired, he had been sleeping till Yugi had made him come out.

'Who? What?' Yami asked yawning.

'Joey! Get Joey!' Yugi screamed.

'Why?' Yami asked thoroughly confused by that point. 'What did he do?'

'He called Kaiba, MY Kaiba, his, HIS freakin LOVER! He's MY LOVER!!'

Yami lifted his eyebrow mocking Yugi's childish antics. 'Kaiba IS NOT your lover, he is also NOT Joey's lover either. As far as I'm convinced, thee Seto Kaiba's asexual. He doesn't go after anybody OR anything.'

Yugi whimpered at his yami's harsh words towards Kaiba. 'What the hell are you getting at Yami?' He asked his soul twin angrily.

Yami folded his arms. 'What I'm trying to say is… Kaiba is NOT YOUR lover… he's MINE! Bwhaha!' Yami laughed evilly as he began running around beating things with a strategically placed baseball bat.

'YAMI! That's not fair, you're just a spirit, you cant have Kaiba, he's a physical bodied boy. And he's MY DAMN LOVER, DAMNIT!' Yugi screamed as Yami used his body to beat the walls of his room in with the happy singing baseball bat.

'I'll just use your body then, hehehehe!' Yami continued to break stuff.

"I'm a happy baseball bat! La La-La La la! I'm just a happy baseba- Ugh! Ow! Yes I'm a happy b- OW!" Mr. Happy Baseball Bat sang as his face collided with the wall.

Yugi screamed inside of his soul room in frustration. Yami just didn't realize how much money it would cost out of his allowance to pay for the damage he had caused.

"I'm a HOPPIE!! BASE-BALL BAT!  I'M A FREAKIN H- ARGH!!! DAMN YOU!" Mr. Not-so-happy Baseball Bat screamed at Yami as he beat Mr. N-S-HBB's  head harder against the wall for his sadistic singing.

"Why, why do you do this to me? Don't you love me?" Mr. Depressed and Rejected Baseball Bat cried.

Yami began to cry as he saw the look the inanimate object was giving him, strangely enough. "I'm sorry, I really am. The truth is, I LOVE YOU!!!" He fell to his knees clutching the bat to his chest tightly. He glared as he looked around and screamed. "Stay away Shadow Fiends!!"

Yami bounced off with his bat and went… somewhere…

Joey on the other hand, was totally oblivious to the violent behavior Yugi's yami was sporting, and the secret affair he was having with a piece of wood, for he was too busily fantasizing about doing… stuff… with Kaiba, his lover, I guess.

Bakura and Tristan weren't too up to date on the whole Yami/Yugi issue that was happening at the moment, they were too busy making use of Yugi's bed which seemed so lonely at the moment, or so they would like to assume. Poor bed, has no say in the matter. Bed:  ;___;*cries*

Mokuba was too busy watching the confusing scene of Tristan and Bakura that was playing right in front of him. Poor poor child. Poor permanently scarred child. Lets emphasis just how many issues this young child will have in the future. Its tragic really. Oh so tragic.

To be continued….

Hehehe, dumb…. *pushes Yami's new lover into a woodchipper* um, I'm not doing anything… YO GRAMPS! GET OVER HERE!!

Grandpa Mutou: What? I wasn't PLOTTING or anything like that…. *nervous look*

Sure… here *hands GM the woodchipper*

GM: um… okay… *runs off with his new "toy"* I'm gonna go "play" with some kids! *evil eyes!*

Yeah, well, this chapter's short I think… *isn't sure* yeah, well I would have added the other part, but I need a few more sentences to complete it. Instead of doing that, I wrote some dumb sh*t nobody… or at least not MYSELF… would want to read… yeah

Well…

R/R please!