Disclaimer - I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters; if I did I
would not be writing this, I would be in the Bahamas drinking ridiculously
fruity drinks with a little umbrella on top. However I do own Taj, so any
plagiarisers keep your dirty mitts off my smart arsed, long legged, leather
wearing character.
Rating - R: I'm just being cautious because I don't want to get in trouble, so here are the reasons why it's rated R: -my Taj has a potty mouth (so does Ginny, Draco and anyone else I decide should swear). -the characters are in their last year; of course they get some action! -Harry has thoughts
I also must thank the movie 'Austin Powers - Man of Mystery' for giving me a classic line.
************************************************************************ She tossed and turned in an unfamiliar bed. Down stairs shouting and the crash of broken plates could be heard. She hated coming here, every summer she spent time with friends of the family. It was always the same friends.
This place was so dark, so different from home. Every night the sounds of yelling would travel upstairs, preventing sleep. Tonight the sound of a curse echoed upstairs, as well as the sound of beating. Not once did anyone cry out in pain, not once.
Finally she could not take it any more, she slid out of bed and soft tiptoed into the adjacent bathroom the door connecting to another bedroom was open so she took this as permission to come in.
Quietly she crept over tiles, her seven year old body already trained to make no sound. However quiet she was he always knew when she came. She waited cautiously at the end of his bed, waiting for him to open his eyes.
It was a ritual, started between the two of them when she first came to stay. He lazily oped his storm cloud eyes and smiled at her. Not the sneer her showed the rest of the world, a true smile.
She opened the bottom end of the covers and used one of his stuffed dragons as a pillow. Top and tail they slept, comforting each other without words. Two children universes apart and yet united in a cause. And that is how the house elves would find them the next morning, blissfully asleep, not a care in the world.
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Harry was having a good time with Taj and Ginny. Neville hadn't returned form the toilet yet but Harry was having trouble worrying as Taj was sitting opposite to him and was currently bent over looking for something in her bag.
This was giving Harry a rather nice view down her top; luckily for Harry Taj was wearing a bra otherwise he would have had a very nice view. Unfortunately for Harry's pants the said bar was black, with lace and Harry's pants were becoming more than slightly uncomfortable.
To make matters worse Taj was wearing a long necklace and it dangled right between her breasts. Harry's pants were getting tighter by the minute *It's a necklace! Come on Harry don't focus where the necklace is, but what it looks like.*
Harry tried to examine the necklace and began to realise that there was a cross hanging from the chain, he also noticed that it was rose quarts, but then he got distracted again. By this time Harry was getting desperate. *Think of anything but sex, breasts and tongues. SHIT! It's not working! Anything but SEX! ANYTHING BUT SEX!*
Harry learnt at muggle school that reciting times tables could help. *1 x 1 = 1. 2 x 1 = 2!* Taj's searching arms pushed her breasts closer together.
*Margaret Thatcher on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher on a cold day!" Finally Taj found what she was looking for; a walkman and a handful of CD's. Harry breathed a sigh of relief as his pants gradually loosened and he prayed Taj wouldn't need something from her bag any time soon.
Ginny watched Harry's discomfort with a perverse satisfaction. After all Ginny did lust after Harry for six years, never making a secret of it and all Harry did was ignore her, the stupid prick. Ginny was glad Harry had found someone to ignore him. The thought of Harry ignoring Ginny didn't bother her as much anymore.
Not since nearly a year ago when Ginny want on muggle survival camp. Muggle survival camp involved leaving you wands with your parents and living out in the bush for three weeks. During this time Ginny discovered the joys of the outdoors, a good camp fire and bathing in the creek with other girls.
During those three weeks Ginny decided she liked girls much more than she liked boys. Boys where too hard, too rough and terrible at communicating, but girls where a whole different kettle of fish. Girls communicated, hardly ever smelled and were really good listeners. So Ginny has decided to pursue girls this year, in fact, she has a specific girl in mind.
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The train ride continued quietly as Ginny read her book, Taj listen to her music and Harry stared out the window, examining the scenery. The tranquillity of the ride ended abruptly as Nevillele burst into the compartment, clutching his toad to his chest, panting like a dog.
"What the?" Harry jumped out of his daze, and stared at Nevillele in shock, he was covered in what appeared to be squiggling worms.
"Shit! It's a Bat Boggey hex!" Declared Ginny, staring in envy, "I've never been able to do it that good."
"Get it off me, please." Nevillele begged, "Please, they're coming, I've got to get rid of it."
"Who's coming?" Taj asked, stretching in her seat.
Neville stared at Taj, "You're that girl! The one that said Malfoy was weird!"
Taj snorted, "I did not say Draco was weird, I said he batted for the other team."
"There's a difference?" Harry asked.
Taj let out a peal of laughter, "You British are worse than I thought! I said Draco was GAY!"
A shocked silence meet this comment, if you listened hard enough you could hear the crickets chirping in the breeze. The sounds of banging broke what was becoming an uncomfortable calm.
"What the?" Again, Harry had no clue what was going on.
A voice could be heard on the other side of the compartment door, "Come on Nevillele, open up take your punishment like a man!" Nevillele shaking in fear, held on to the door, holding it closed.
"Draco again, what a bastard." Taj muttered to her self and quickly put her focus on Neville. "Why is he bothering you?" she asked, holding onto the door as well.
"I was talking to someone about what you said to Malfoy, we where laughing about it when BANG." Neville clicked his fingers, "I was like this, Draco had heard me talking and sunk up from behind."
The compartment door lurched suddenly nearly letting an arm in. "Harry! Ginny! A little help!" Yelled Taj.
The pair quickly rushed to help, Ginny removing the hex as she did so. Neville sighed in relief; he wasn't sure how much longer he could have held onto the door, those boggey's where getting everywhere, absolutely everywhere.
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On the other side of the compartment door Crabb and Goyle tugged at the door, Draco cheering them on Pansy Parkinson on his arm. However Draco was getting sick of Crabb and Goyle wasting time, the more time Neville was out of his sight the less intimidating Draco would seem.
Pansy was getting bored as well, she wanted to see some humiliation and she wanted to see it now! "Draco darling, could you please hurry up, I'm getting rather bored." Pansy purred.
On the other side of the door loud laughter could be heard, Draco instantly recognised it as Taj, he hadn't lived with her all holidays without getting to know her laugh, as annoying that it was of course.
"Yes Draco darling, please hurry up, holding on to this door is boring for me too." Ginny mimicked Pansy perfectly, over her years at Hogwarts Ginny had developed a great aptitude for telling lies which lead to her creating a drama club.
Draco decided to ignore this comment and decided to stir thing up, after all Pansy was bored, "Taj! Stop playing with Scarhead and his merry men and I won't have to hurt you." He paused as Draco relished in the thought he could push Taj's buttons better than Taj could push his, after all Taj's achillis heel was exactly the same as his own, her mammoth pride.
On the other side of the door Taj was furious. "How DARE he! That arrogant son-of-a-bitch! As if he could hurt ME!"
The other members of the compartment looked at each other nervously; Taj's face had turned a nasty shade of magenta.
Taj turned her face to the others, all of then dropped their gaze, not wanting to look into her flashing eyes. "On my signal let go of the door, really quickly. Then we'll see who gets hurt."
Neville began to worry, confrontation was not his strong suite "How about we keep the door closed, they're bound to go away. If you're doing this for me its okay really, the hex wasn't that bad, not really."
Ginny looked at Neville disbelievingly, Taj ignored him and Harry was watching Taj. Taj was completely still, her eyes were closed and her breaths were coming out in short gasps.
"Taj?" There was no answer if anything her breathing became more difficult.
"Taj?" Harry began to panic, he was about to let go of the door when Taj's eyes snapped open.
"I told you not to let go of the door until my signal. You where about to let go of the door." Taj accused Harry.
Harry opened his mouth in shock when Draco decided things were moving too slowly. "Taj, come on baby, just leave the losers behind and I'll forgive you."
As if on cue Taj felt the pulling on the door become more urgent. "Ready?" she whispered. "1, 2, 3. Let Go!"
Ginny, Harry and Neville had no idea what Taj was trying to do but with blind faith they leat the doors go. The movement of the door opening caused Crabb and Goyle to fly backwards into the assembled crow and the whole train shook as they landed on their fat arses.
Everyone stared in shock at the fallen goons, Neville tried to put his shock into words, "Why, What, Who,"
"The falling of the buffoons has something to do with inertia or gravity or some other shit I learnt last year. Who ever though science could be useful?"
A muffled shriek was herd near Goyle's sprawled position. On closer inspection a fan of blonde hair could be seen underneath Goyle. Realising he was sitting on someone Goyle quickly got up and looked down at his Pansy Parkinson pillow, her hair was matted, her face red with indignation and her skirt had risen to her waist displaying a lovely pair of granny nickers.
Pansy Parkinson being Pansy quickly recovered and tried to ignore the jeering. "YOU!" she screamed pointing a finger at Taj, "You are scum and do you know what I DO to scum!?"
"What would that be dear?" The crowd parted to show the owner of the voice. It was the lunch lady, as quaint as ever. "What would you do to dear Taj?" she asked, her eyes glinting.
"Are you talking to me?" Pansy asked incredulously, "Not that it's any of your business but I'll squash this trash like the ant she is."
"You will do on such thing!" bellowed the lunch lady transforming into a horrible beast, with wings, scales and very pointy teeth. "You will come with me young lady and I'll sort you out soon enough." Pansy was so scared she wet herself, so did most of the crowd.
The beast turned to Taj "It's nice to see you again dear, if you ever need anything just give me a yell, why don't you take some things off the trolley and I'll deal with the pest."
"Thanks Alma, that'll be great, say hi to your sister." Taj smiled as she began to take things off the trolley passing them to Harry, Neville and Ginny. Ron and Hermione had turned up too and Taj began passing things to them as well. Finally Taj sauntered up to Draco, "Here Malfoy a little snack on me." Taj pressed some food into his hand and walking into her compartment closing the door firmly, it took Draco a second to realise what she had given him.
"A Cauldron Cake! I hate Cauldron Cake's!"
Rating - R: I'm just being cautious because I don't want to get in trouble, so here are the reasons why it's rated R: -my Taj has a potty mouth (so does Ginny, Draco and anyone else I decide should swear). -the characters are in their last year; of course they get some action! -Harry has thoughts
I also must thank the movie 'Austin Powers - Man of Mystery' for giving me a classic line.
************************************************************************ She tossed and turned in an unfamiliar bed. Down stairs shouting and the crash of broken plates could be heard. She hated coming here, every summer she spent time with friends of the family. It was always the same friends.
This place was so dark, so different from home. Every night the sounds of yelling would travel upstairs, preventing sleep. Tonight the sound of a curse echoed upstairs, as well as the sound of beating. Not once did anyone cry out in pain, not once.
Finally she could not take it any more, she slid out of bed and soft tiptoed into the adjacent bathroom the door connecting to another bedroom was open so she took this as permission to come in.
Quietly she crept over tiles, her seven year old body already trained to make no sound. However quiet she was he always knew when she came. She waited cautiously at the end of his bed, waiting for him to open his eyes.
It was a ritual, started between the two of them when she first came to stay. He lazily oped his storm cloud eyes and smiled at her. Not the sneer her showed the rest of the world, a true smile.
She opened the bottom end of the covers and used one of his stuffed dragons as a pillow. Top and tail they slept, comforting each other without words. Two children universes apart and yet united in a cause. And that is how the house elves would find them the next morning, blissfully asleep, not a care in the world.
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Harry was having a good time with Taj and Ginny. Neville hadn't returned form the toilet yet but Harry was having trouble worrying as Taj was sitting opposite to him and was currently bent over looking for something in her bag.
This was giving Harry a rather nice view down her top; luckily for Harry Taj was wearing a bra otherwise he would have had a very nice view. Unfortunately for Harry's pants the said bar was black, with lace and Harry's pants were becoming more than slightly uncomfortable.
To make matters worse Taj was wearing a long necklace and it dangled right between her breasts. Harry's pants were getting tighter by the minute *It's a necklace! Come on Harry don't focus where the necklace is, but what it looks like.*
Harry tried to examine the necklace and began to realise that there was a cross hanging from the chain, he also noticed that it was rose quarts, but then he got distracted again. By this time Harry was getting desperate. *Think of anything but sex, breasts and tongues. SHIT! It's not working! Anything but SEX! ANYTHING BUT SEX!*
Harry learnt at muggle school that reciting times tables could help. *1 x 1 = 1. 2 x 1 = 2!* Taj's searching arms pushed her breasts closer together.
*Margaret Thatcher on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher on a cold day!" Finally Taj found what she was looking for; a walkman and a handful of CD's. Harry breathed a sigh of relief as his pants gradually loosened and he prayed Taj wouldn't need something from her bag any time soon.
Ginny watched Harry's discomfort with a perverse satisfaction. After all Ginny did lust after Harry for six years, never making a secret of it and all Harry did was ignore her, the stupid prick. Ginny was glad Harry had found someone to ignore him. The thought of Harry ignoring Ginny didn't bother her as much anymore.
Not since nearly a year ago when Ginny want on muggle survival camp. Muggle survival camp involved leaving you wands with your parents and living out in the bush for three weeks. During this time Ginny discovered the joys of the outdoors, a good camp fire and bathing in the creek with other girls.
During those three weeks Ginny decided she liked girls much more than she liked boys. Boys where too hard, too rough and terrible at communicating, but girls where a whole different kettle of fish. Girls communicated, hardly ever smelled and were really good listeners. So Ginny has decided to pursue girls this year, in fact, she has a specific girl in mind.
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The train ride continued quietly as Ginny read her book, Taj listen to her music and Harry stared out the window, examining the scenery. The tranquillity of the ride ended abruptly as Nevillele burst into the compartment, clutching his toad to his chest, panting like a dog.
"What the?" Harry jumped out of his daze, and stared at Nevillele in shock, he was covered in what appeared to be squiggling worms.
"Shit! It's a Bat Boggey hex!" Declared Ginny, staring in envy, "I've never been able to do it that good."
"Get it off me, please." Nevillele begged, "Please, they're coming, I've got to get rid of it."
"Who's coming?" Taj asked, stretching in her seat.
Neville stared at Taj, "You're that girl! The one that said Malfoy was weird!"
Taj snorted, "I did not say Draco was weird, I said he batted for the other team."
"There's a difference?" Harry asked.
Taj let out a peal of laughter, "You British are worse than I thought! I said Draco was GAY!"
A shocked silence meet this comment, if you listened hard enough you could hear the crickets chirping in the breeze. The sounds of banging broke what was becoming an uncomfortable calm.
"What the?" Again, Harry had no clue what was going on.
A voice could be heard on the other side of the compartment door, "Come on Nevillele, open up take your punishment like a man!" Nevillele shaking in fear, held on to the door, holding it closed.
"Draco again, what a bastard." Taj muttered to her self and quickly put her focus on Neville. "Why is he bothering you?" she asked, holding onto the door as well.
"I was talking to someone about what you said to Malfoy, we where laughing about it when BANG." Neville clicked his fingers, "I was like this, Draco had heard me talking and sunk up from behind."
The compartment door lurched suddenly nearly letting an arm in. "Harry! Ginny! A little help!" Yelled Taj.
The pair quickly rushed to help, Ginny removing the hex as she did so. Neville sighed in relief; he wasn't sure how much longer he could have held onto the door, those boggey's where getting everywhere, absolutely everywhere.
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On the other side of the compartment door Crabb and Goyle tugged at the door, Draco cheering them on Pansy Parkinson on his arm. However Draco was getting sick of Crabb and Goyle wasting time, the more time Neville was out of his sight the less intimidating Draco would seem.
Pansy was getting bored as well, she wanted to see some humiliation and she wanted to see it now! "Draco darling, could you please hurry up, I'm getting rather bored." Pansy purred.
On the other side of the door loud laughter could be heard, Draco instantly recognised it as Taj, he hadn't lived with her all holidays without getting to know her laugh, as annoying that it was of course.
"Yes Draco darling, please hurry up, holding on to this door is boring for me too." Ginny mimicked Pansy perfectly, over her years at Hogwarts Ginny had developed a great aptitude for telling lies which lead to her creating a drama club.
Draco decided to ignore this comment and decided to stir thing up, after all Pansy was bored, "Taj! Stop playing with Scarhead and his merry men and I won't have to hurt you." He paused as Draco relished in the thought he could push Taj's buttons better than Taj could push his, after all Taj's achillis heel was exactly the same as his own, her mammoth pride.
On the other side of the door Taj was furious. "How DARE he! That arrogant son-of-a-bitch! As if he could hurt ME!"
The other members of the compartment looked at each other nervously; Taj's face had turned a nasty shade of magenta.
Taj turned her face to the others, all of then dropped their gaze, not wanting to look into her flashing eyes. "On my signal let go of the door, really quickly. Then we'll see who gets hurt."
Neville began to worry, confrontation was not his strong suite "How about we keep the door closed, they're bound to go away. If you're doing this for me its okay really, the hex wasn't that bad, not really."
Ginny looked at Neville disbelievingly, Taj ignored him and Harry was watching Taj. Taj was completely still, her eyes were closed and her breaths were coming out in short gasps.
"Taj?" There was no answer if anything her breathing became more difficult.
"Taj?" Harry began to panic, he was about to let go of the door when Taj's eyes snapped open.
"I told you not to let go of the door until my signal. You where about to let go of the door." Taj accused Harry.
Harry opened his mouth in shock when Draco decided things were moving too slowly. "Taj, come on baby, just leave the losers behind and I'll forgive you."
As if on cue Taj felt the pulling on the door become more urgent. "Ready?" she whispered. "1, 2, 3. Let Go!"
Ginny, Harry and Neville had no idea what Taj was trying to do but with blind faith they leat the doors go. The movement of the door opening caused Crabb and Goyle to fly backwards into the assembled crow and the whole train shook as they landed on their fat arses.
Everyone stared in shock at the fallen goons, Neville tried to put his shock into words, "Why, What, Who,"
"The falling of the buffoons has something to do with inertia or gravity or some other shit I learnt last year. Who ever though science could be useful?"
A muffled shriek was herd near Goyle's sprawled position. On closer inspection a fan of blonde hair could be seen underneath Goyle. Realising he was sitting on someone Goyle quickly got up and looked down at his Pansy Parkinson pillow, her hair was matted, her face red with indignation and her skirt had risen to her waist displaying a lovely pair of granny nickers.
Pansy Parkinson being Pansy quickly recovered and tried to ignore the jeering. "YOU!" she screamed pointing a finger at Taj, "You are scum and do you know what I DO to scum!?"
"What would that be dear?" The crowd parted to show the owner of the voice. It was the lunch lady, as quaint as ever. "What would you do to dear Taj?" she asked, her eyes glinting.
"Are you talking to me?" Pansy asked incredulously, "Not that it's any of your business but I'll squash this trash like the ant she is."
"You will do on such thing!" bellowed the lunch lady transforming into a horrible beast, with wings, scales and very pointy teeth. "You will come with me young lady and I'll sort you out soon enough." Pansy was so scared she wet herself, so did most of the crowd.
The beast turned to Taj "It's nice to see you again dear, if you ever need anything just give me a yell, why don't you take some things off the trolley and I'll deal with the pest."
"Thanks Alma, that'll be great, say hi to your sister." Taj smiled as she began to take things off the trolley passing them to Harry, Neville and Ginny. Ron and Hermione had turned up too and Taj began passing things to them as well. Finally Taj sauntered up to Draco, "Here Malfoy a little snack on me." Taj pressed some food into his hand and walking into her compartment closing the door firmly, it took Draco a second to realise what she had given him.
"A Cauldron Cake! I hate Cauldron Cake's!"
