Amanda: Okay! Yet again! YAY! EPISODE 2!

Anthony: YAY!

Amanda: Finally...

Anthony: so, who did we kidnap this time?

Amanda: Kuwabara!

Amanda: Yay!

Anthony: the guy with the ungodly large nose?

Amanda: and the orange hair *Nodnod*

Anthony: *random people bring in Kuwabara*

Amanda: HI KUWABARA!

Kuwabara: EEP! Where am I? *looks around all creeped out*

Anthony: hi. *waves*

Amanda: Your on the...um...*looks at Anthony* what's the title again?

Anthony: I... don't know yet!

Amanda: The. Talking spoon show?

Anthony: uhh, yah!

Anthony: good idea!

Kuwabara: *Looks at Amanda* Hey, pretty girl...*Waves and has a big stupid smile on face*

Amanda: O.o;

Amanda: Um... Hi!

Anthony: *tries not to laugh*

Kuwabara: *Goes over to Amanda and gets all serious-like and bends down on one knee, kissing her hand.* Even though I haven't known you very long....*Stares* O.O

Amanda: Uh...

Anthony: *cracks up laughing*

Amanda: *looks towards Anthony* It's NOT funny!

Anthony: think of it from my point of view!

Anthony: so, Amanda, ask him something

Kuwabara: *Continues to stare and hold her hand*

Amanda: Um...Right...So Kuwabara...How old is your kitty? She's so SWEEET! *Girly squeal*

Kuwabara: *Laughs* She's only a couple weeks. Hehe. Hehe *Rubs back of head*

Anthony: what made your nose so big? Did it come that way?

Kuwabara: Eh? WHAT! *Tries to look at nose and gets all cross-eyed* my nose is not big!

Anthony: yes it is

Kuwabara: NO!

Anthony: yup

Amanda: Lets...move on to another question...

Anthony: wait a second...

Kuwabara: Yeah...I got one for Amanda...

Anthony: *takes ruler to Kuwabara's nose*

Anthony: 2 inches thick!

Anthony: *quickly scoots back*

Kuwabara: ACK! *breaks the ruler in two*

Anthony: what's your question?

Amanda: Um... Aren't WE the ones who ask questions? *anime sweatdrop*

Anthony: I think so...

Kuwabara: Okay...*gets serious again* Even though I haven't known you for very long, I could sense it the moment I stepped in the room...

Amanda: Um...You were dragged in...

Anthony: yah

Anthony: she's right, you know

Kuwabara: SHUTUP!

Anthony: continue, this is entertaining

Amanda: O_O;

Kuwabara: Right. Like I was saying...*Holds Amanda's hand tighter* Will you marry me someday? And bare my children?

Amanda: O________O; WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!

Anthony: O_O

Amanda: *Anime fall over*

Anthony: OHMIGOD!

Amanda: *pretends to be dead*

Anthony: *falls over laughing

Kuwabara: Oh no! *Scoops Amanda up, cradling her in his arms.*

Amanda: x___x

Anthony: *tries not to laugh* is she okay?

Anthony: *walks over*

Kuwabara: *Leans in to give Amanda a kiss*

Amanda: EEEP! NOOO!

Anthony: *continues laughing*

Amanda: *Jumps out of his arms and falls on her behind*

Anthony: man, this episode is a good one!

Kuwabara: My love! *Kneels beside her*

Amanda: *Scoots away quickly* Um...I'm taken...O.o;

Anthony: she is

Kuwabara: Oh. Okay...Well I'll be right here waiting for you to come to your senses and marry me.

Anthony: *continues laughing

Amanda: O.o Um... okay

Anthony: should we tell Jeremy this?

Anthony: I bet he'd laugh

Amanda: NOOOOO! TELL JEREMY NOTHING!

Amanda: NEXT QUESTION!

Anthony: he would laugh, you have to say.

Kuwabara: Who's this Jeremy? I'll bet I can beat him up!

Amanda: No! Down Kuwabara!

Kuwabara: *sits down on the ground* Yes, pretty girl.

Anthony: she has a name, y'know

Anthony: *backs up*

Amanda: Next question?

Amanda: Anthony?

Anthony: why do you compete with Yusuke? He's the main character, he can't lose!

Kuwabara: I have too! I'm the comic relief!

Amanda: *Nodnod* that is true...

Anthony: yah

Anthony: and when you were shrunk by that demon guy in the competition? Was your voice high like a mouse?

Kuwabara: No! It was normal! And Yusuke beat Rando, thank you.

Anthony: Rando had a funny name

Anthony: I expected a more badass name

Anthony: like seifer or sephiroth

Anthony: next question?

Amanda: *Pats Kuwabara on the head* There, there, don't let mean old Anthony get to you...

Kuwabara: *Smiles and puts his head on her knee*

Amanda: O.o; O...k...

Anthony: I'm not mean!

Anthony: I ask good questions!

Amanda: Shh... I'm trying to be comforting!

Anthony: oh, sorry

Amanda: So, Kuwabara, What about Yukina?

Anthony: who's that?

Kuwabara: *Eyes widen* what about her?

Amanda: Yukina is Kuwabara's "love"

Anthony: ohhhhh!

Kuwabara: Uh.....

Amanda: Next question?

Anthony: answer it!

Kuwabara: What's to tell!?!

Anthony: well, you like Amanda and Yukina

Anthony: pick one!

Kuwabara: She's Hiei's sister!

Anthony: who's sister?

Amanda: Hiei, the demon with the jigon eye...Watch the show...

Anthony: o yah

Anthony: I saw that one; they just didn't say his name

Anthony: he's a real badass!

Amanda: *Drools* yeah...

Amanda: I would have gotten him on the show, but I don't think we would have kept him here for long...

Anthony: too bad he lost against Yusuke

Anthony: he lost by a fluke!

Amanda: *Nodnod*

Anthony: stupid mirror

Amanda: Yeah...Damn mirrors...

Kuwabara: *Tries to sneak away*

Amanda: DOWN BOY!

Anthony: hehe

Kuwabara: Uh... Yes pretty girl! *sits*

Anthony: almost like Inuyasha

Kuwabara: Who's Inuyasha?

Anthony: another anime character

Amanda: INUYASHA! AHHH! *Drools*

Anthony: he's badass too

Amanda: *Nods rapidly* Yeah! And those cute dog ears!

Anthony: uhmm, yah

Kuwabara: *Looks around.* Am I done here?

Anthony: maybe

Amanda: Depends...Don't you want to get married?

Amanda: What about the kids!

Amanda: We must stay together for the kids!

Anthony: hehe

Amanda: *Gets all teary eyed*

Kuwabara: Uh...

Kuwabara: Uh...

Kuwabara: Uh...

Kuwabara: *Runs away*

Anthony: hey!

Amanda: *Laughs loudly* I know just how to scare them off don't I?

Anthony: yup

Amanda: Hehe...Hold please...

Anthony: okay

Amanda: *Runs after Kuwabara* THE KIDS LOVE! THE KIIIIIIDSSSSS!

Kuwabara: AHHHH! *Is chased*

Anthony: *sits down, eating popcorn*

Anthony: this show is entertaining!

Kuwabara: *Runs across the stage with Amanda following him* AHHH!

Amanda: BUT DARLING! THE KIIIIIIIIIIIDS!

Kuwabara: AHHHHH!

Amanda: THE KIIIIIIIIIDSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Anthony: uhmm, I think were done everyone

Anthony: Goodbye!

Anthony: *waves*

Anthony: arrive diarchie!

Amanda: *Is still chasing* THE KIDS!

Anthony: auf wedersoun!

Anthony: adieu!

Kuwabara: *Runs in front of Anthony, with Amanda chasing him* AHHHH!

Anthony: *continues saying goodbye in several languages, as people drag Kuwabara out*

Amanda: *Stops when she reaches Anthony and waves* Bye all!