Chapter 8: Sabin's Scenario Part 3
Disclaimer: Chaos could use a little snack, and by the way I don't own these characters.
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Mog: *Narrating* Remember when I said that Sabin wouldn't learn when and when not to take a bath? Here's proof!
*The party make their way up to Baren Falls*
Sabin: *looks at title that appears on the screen* I think this is Baren Falls...
Cyan: Well duh! Now let's go.
Sabin: Aren't you supposed to tell me if there's anything dangerous.
Cyan: Oh yeah, the Veldt is south. "Dangerous creatures there".
Sabin: Um *scared of the creatures* on second thoughts let's level up a bit first.
Voice: Jump?
(Why not?)
(Yeah)
(Okay)
(Damn right!)
Sabin: Uhoh...*picks "Why not?"*
Voice: No reason!
*Sabin somehow gets flung over the edge*
Sabin: WOAH!!!
*Enter Battle*
*There are 2 Piranhas*
Sabin: Battle? BATTLE?????
Cyan: Shut up prick!
Piranha1: *Attack - Sabin*
Sabin: *18 damage - 271 remaining
Sabin: *Black Belt - counter*
Piranah1: *137 damage - dies*
Sabin: *AuraBolt - Pirhana2*
Piranha2: *372 damage - dies*
*3 more Piranhas appear*
Sabin: What the fuck?
Cyan: Shit! *Dispatch - Piranha2*
Piranha2: *297 damage - dies*
Piranha3: *Attack - Cyan*
Cyan: *41 damage - 278 remaining*
Sabin: *AuraBolt - Piranha1*
Piranha1: *363 damage - dies*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Piranha3*
Piranha3: *289 damage - dies*
*Another 2 Piranhas appear*
Sabin: *Incorrect Blitz input*
Cyan: Sabin!
Sabin: Sorry I was distracted...
Piranha2: *Attack - Cyan*
Cyan: *21 damage - 257 remaining*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Piranha1*
Piranha1: *307 damage - dies*
Piranha2: *Attack - Sabin*
Sabin: *18 damage - 253 remaining
Sabin: *Black Belt - Counter*
Piranha2: *136 damage - dies*
*3 more appear*
Sabin: *AuraBolt - Piranha3*
Piranha3: *404 damage - dies*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Piranha2*
Piranha2: *309 damage - dies*
Piranha1: *Attack - Cyan*
Cyan: *21 damage - 236 remaining*
Sabin: *Attack - Piranha1*
Piranha1: *136 damage - dies*
*A Rizopas appears*
Rizopas: MWHAHAHA!!! I MAY LOOK LIKE A PIRANHA BUT I KICK ASS!!!
Sabin: He looks tough. *Sense* Rizopas 775 HP 39 MP
Cyan: Easy! *Retort*
Rizopas: *Bite - Sabin*
Sabin: *62 damage - 191 remaining*
Sabin: *Black Belt - Counter*
Rizopas: *257 damage - 518 remaining*
Rizopas: *Ice - Cyan*
Cyan: *87 damage - 149 remaining*
Sabin: *AuraBolt - Rizopas*
Rizopas: *284 damage - 234 remaining*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Rizopas*
Rizopas: *312 damage - dies*
Voice: Got Remedy x 1. Got Tonic x 1.
Sabin & Cyan: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!! NO EXP!!!!!!!!
*Sabin floats down the river and a little boy notices him*
Voice: Dis guy is like a Tarzan rip-off. TARZAN KICKS ASS!!!! Erm...doesn't he?
Boy: *names Gau*
Sabin: Yo!
Gau: Gau, Gau!!!
Sabin: Erm. You're supposed to be scared!
Gau: ... *runs off*
*Sabin enters the world map*
Sabin: Woah! This music kicks ass!
Cyan: I bet it becomes annoying after a while...
*They enter Mobliz, rest at the inn, get the latest weapons, armour, porno etc.*
Sabin: Now let's talk to people!
Man: I threw some "Dried Meat" into a herd of hungry animals, and some kid emerged and grabbed it!
Cyan: Cool, let's try it!
*They buy 10 dried meats, then they leave Mobliz and get a few random battles and find a kid*
*Enter battle*
Sabin: I...HATE THIS MUSIC!!!!!!!!!
Cyan: I know...I know...
Gau: Uwaoo~!!
Sabin: Woah! He can speak in tildes!
Gau: Ooh...I'm hungry!
Cyan: *Dried meat - Gau*
Gau: Mmm...
Sabin: POKEBALL GO!!! *chucks pokeball*
*The pokeball catches Gau...only for him to break free before he was caught*
Sabin: "Darn. So close too"
Cyan: Oh shut up!
*Gau bounces around everywhere*
Sabin: WTF??
Cyan: Thou art so...odd. I am Cyan and this is my slave, Sabin.
Gau: You Sabin... you Cyan. I Gau! You hot Cyan!
Cyan: WWWHAT??????
Sabin: Urk! Gau, there's something we have to tell you!
*They have a long conversation about...SEX!!!*
Sabin: So if you join us, I think I could get you hooked up with Terra.
Gau: What if Terra not hot?
Sabin: Don't worry. I KNOW she is!
Cyan: You have good skills in *ahem* battle Gau. I'm sure Terra will get fixed with you, even though I don't know her.
Gau: Thanks. I give you present! Gau give Cyan and Sabin nice gift in thanks for food!
Sabin: What piece of crap are you talking about?
Gau: Hey! Gau may be not smart but Gau know shiny treasure good!
Sabin: Hmm. *has a quick fantasy about Locke getting jealous and Terra saying she prefers Sabin* Okay Gau.
Gau: Shiny thing, Crescent Mountain!
Cyan: Well there is only one cave where we can go.
Sabin: Okay. MOVE OUT!!!
*End battle*
Kappa: Here's how to build up Gau's skills.
Sabin: Shut up! *Suplex*
Kappa: *takes damage* Ah...okay I'll leave...
*They go to Crescent Mountain*
Gau: *Starts examining the ground*
*Question marks appear above Sabin and Cyan's heads*
Sabin: Wha??? Why are there question marks above our heads?
Cyan: Maybe because we're wondering about them they appeared.
Sabin: Isn't that an infinite loop hole then?
Cyan: ...yes.
Sabin: God, we need some girls in our scenario!
Cyan: Yeah! The conversation is crap without any...
Cyan: Yo! Gau, the shiny thing?
Gau: Gau...forget!!
Sabin: YOU BASTARD!!!
Cyan: Sabin! It must still be around here.
Sabin: Shall we look around?
Cyan: Indeed!
Sabin: Shouldn't 'indeed' only be used after statements, not questions.
Cyan: Sabin. Let's order some hookers at the next town.
Sabin: Cool!
*They look around the cave*
Sabin: ...condom...
Cyan: Is this the treasure?
*Gau shakes his head and they keep looking*
Sabin: Hey Gau, what's up?
Gau: Ka...me...ha...me...HA!!!
Sabin: *falling* AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Cyan: HAHAHA!!! Nice one Gau!
Gau: Gau not so dumb!
Sabin: *comes bouncing up*
Gau: Huh? Gau's plan full proof.
Sabin: There's a spring down there. Don't know why...
*Sonic comes bouncing up it, and the Egg golem emerges from the big hole in the middle*
Eggman: This time I'll take your lives AND the chaos emeralds!
Sonic: I don't think so, I just got about 10 of them in Pyramid Cave.
*It doesn't matter (Sonic's theme) plays*
Sonic *jumps to hit the top of the Egg golem* Teriaaaaa!
Sonic: Who keeps the restraining mechanism on the head? Clearly visible!
Eggman: I'm the enemy; I have to make mistakes.
Cyan: Let's keep going...
*Eventually they find the treasure. It looks like a scuba diver's helmet*
Sabin: Well it doesn't have an oxygen supply, and you guys will only fit in if you walk inside me. But nothing ever makes sense here or obeys the laws of physics, so let's go!
Cyan: Can't wait 'till the next town...
*They walk outside*
Gau: *Cowers at the water*
Sabin: We have to ride the currents if we want to see our friends again...that includes Terra...
Gau: TERRA???? *jumps in*
Cyan: Hey wait for us!
*They both jump in*
*They swim for a bit*
*Enter Battle*
Gau: *Rage - M-TekArmor*
Gau: *Attack - Actaneon1*
Actaneon1: *154 damage - 76 remaining*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Actaneon2*
Actaneon2: *311 damage - dies*
Sabin: *Suplex - Actaneon3*
Actaneon3: *189 damage - 41 remaining*
Actaneon1: *Attack - Sabin*
Sabin: *62 damage - 227 remaining*
Actaneon3: *Attack - Gau*
Gau: *Shield - Miss*
Gau: *Tek-Laser - Actaneon1*
Actaneon1: *254 damage - dies*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Actaneon3*
Actaneon3: *290 damage - dies*
*End battle*
*Arrows appear on the screen*
Sabin: Erm...right!
*Enter battle*
Gau: *Rage - Lobo*
Gau: *Tusk - Anguiform*
Anguiform: *263 damage - 52 remaining*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Actaneon*
Actaneon: *282 damage - dies*
Sabin: *Suplex - Anguiform*
Anguiform: *204 damage - dies*
Gau: *Attack - Aspik*
Aspik: *148 damage - 72 remaining*
Aspik: *Giga Volt - Gau*
Gau: *385 damage - KOd*
Cyan: Bastard *Attack - Aspik*
Aspik: *156 damage - Final Counter - Cyan*
Cyan: *17 damage - 302 remaining*
Aspik: *Dies*
*End battle*
*They reach a cave*
Sabin: Sorry about that Gau. *uses a Phoenix Down and a potion on him*
Gau: Gau's okay!
Cyan: Now HERE is a normal place to have a chest!
*Received X-Potion*
*They leave the cave and arrows appear again*
Sabin: Uh, left!
*Enter battle*
Gau: *Rage - Stray Cat*
Gau: *Attack - Aspik*
Aspik: *317 damage - Final Counter - Giga Volt - Gau*
Gau: Gau get shocked again! *339 damage - KOd*
Aspik: Fuck you! *dies*
Anguiform: *Attack - Sabin*
Sabin: *Shield - Miss*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Anguiform*
Anguiform: *295 damage - 20 remaining*
Sabin: *Suplex - Anguiform*
Anguiform: *223 damage - dies*
Actaneon: *Attack - Sabin*
Sabin: *32 damage - 195 remaining - Black Belt - Counter*
Actaneon: *162 damage - 68 remaining*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Actaneon*
Actaneon: *300 damage - dies*
*End battle*
*Enter Battle*
Sabin: This is getting old... *Suplex - Anguiform2
Anguiform2: *209 damage - 106 remaining*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Anguiform2*
Anguiform2: *317 damage - dies*
Anguiform1: *Attack - Cyan*
Cyan: *33 damage - 269 remaining*
Sabin: *Suplex - Anguiform1*
Anguiform1: *405 damage - dies*
*End battle*
*The view changes to the ocean, and they're heading for Nikeah*
Cyan: *washed up on the bay* What is this place? Swedish?
Sabin: Hey Cyan! You promised hookers!
Cyan: Hey, let's take them with us on the ferry. We'll need some *ahem* enjoyment on the ride.
Gau: Can Gau get hooker.
Sabin: You shouldn't. Save all your "juice" up for Terra
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Finally! Locke's scenario up next! Please review.
Disclaimer: Chaos could use a little snack, and by the way I don't own these characters.
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Mog: *Narrating* Remember when I said that Sabin wouldn't learn when and when not to take a bath? Here's proof!
*The party make their way up to Baren Falls*
Sabin: *looks at title that appears on the screen* I think this is Baren Falls...
Cyan: Well duh! Now let's go.
Sabin: Aren't you supposed to tell me if there's anything dangerous.
Cyan: Oh yeah, the Veldt is south. "Dangerous creatures there".
Sabin: Um *scared of the creatures* on second thoughts let's level up a bit first.
Voice: Jump?
(Why not?)
(Yeah)
(Okay)
(Damn right!)
Sabin: Uhoh...*picks "Why not?"*
Voice: No reason!
*Sabin somehow gets flung over the edge*
Sabin: WOAH!!!
*Enter Battle*
*There are 2 Piranhas*
Sabin: Battle? BATTLE?????
Cyan: Shut up prick!
Piranha1: *Attack - Sabin*
Sabin: *18 damage - 271 remaining
Sabin: *Black Belt - counter*
Piranah1: *137 damage - dies*
Sabin: *AuraBolt - Pirhana2*
Piranha2: *372 damage - dies*
*3 more Piranhas appear*
Sabin: What the fuck?
Cyan: Shit! *Dispatch - Piranha2*
Piranha2: *297 damage - dies*
Piranha3: *Attack - Cyan*
Cyan: *41 damage - 278 remaining*
Sabin: *AuraBolt - Piranha1*
Piranha1: *363 damage - dies*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Piranha3*
Piranha3: *289 damage - dies*
*Another 2 Piranhas appear*
Sabin: *Incorrect Blitz input*
Cyan: Sabin!
Sabin: Sorry I was distracted...
Piranha2: *Attack - Cyan*
Cyan: *21 damage - 257 remaining*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Piranha1*
Piranha1: *307 damage - dies*
Piranha2: *Attack - Sabin*
Sabin: *18 damage - 253 remaining
Sabin: *Black Belt - Counter*
Piranha2: *136 damage - dies*
*3 more appear*
Sabin: *AuraBolt - Piranha3*
Piranha3: *404 damage - dies*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Piranha2*
Piranha2: *309 damage - dies*
Piranha1: *Attack - Cyan*
Cyan: *21 damage - 236 remaining*
Sabin: *Attack - Piranha1*
Piranha1: *136 damage - dies*
*A Rizopas appears*
Rizopas: MWHAHAHA!!! I MAY LOOK LIKE A PIRANHA BUT I KICK ASS!!!
Sabin: He looks tough. *Sense* Rizopas 775 HP 39 MP
Cyan: Easy! *Retort*
Rizopas: *Bite - Sabin*
Sabin: *62 damage - 191 remaining*
Sabin: *Black Belt - Counter*
Rizopas: *257 damage - 518 remaining*
Rizopas: *Ice - Cyan*
Cyan: *87 damage - 149 remaining*
Sabin: *AuraBolt - Rizopas*
Rizopas: *284 damage - 234 remaining*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Rizopas*
Rizopas: *312 damage - dies*
Voice: Got Remedy x 1. Got Tonic x 1.
Sabin & Cyan: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!! NO EXP!!!!!!!!
*Sabin floats down the river and a little boy notices him*
Voice: Dis guy is like a Tarzan rip-off. TARZAN KICKS ASS!!!! Erm...doesn't he?
Boy: *names Gau*
Sabin: Yo!
Gau: Gau, Gau!!!
Sabin: Erm. You're supposed to be scared!
Gau: ... *runs off*
*Sabin enters the world map*
Sabin: Woah! This music kicks ass!
Cyan: I bet it becomes annoying after a while...
*They enter Mobliz, rest at the inn, get the latest weapons, armour, porno etc.*
Sabin: Now let's talk to people!
Man: I threw some "Dried Meat" into a herd of hungry animals, and some kid emerged and grabbed it!
Cyan: Cool, let's try it!
*They buy 10 dried meats, then they leave Mobliz and get a few random battles and find a kid*
*Enter battle*
Sabin: I...HATE THIS MUSIC!!!!!!!!!
Cyan: I know...I know...
Gau: Uwaoo~!!
Sabin: Woah! He can speak in tildes!
Gau: Ooh...I'm hungry!
Cyan: *Dried meat - Gau*
Gau: Mmm...
Sabin: POKEBALL GO!!! *chucks pokeball*
*The pokeball catches Gau...only for him to break free before he was caught*
Sabin: "Darn. So close too"
Cyan: Oh shut up!
*Gau bounces around everywhere*
Sabin: WTF??
Cyan: Thou art so...odd. I am Cyan and this is my slave, Sabin.
Gau: You Sabin... you Cyan. I Gau! You hot Cyan!
Cyan: WWWHAT??????
Sabin: Urk! Gau, there's something we have to tell you!
*They have a long conversation about...SEX!!!*
Sabin: So if you join us, I think I could get you hooked up with Terra.
Gau: What if Terra not hot?
Sabin: Don't worry. I KNOW she is!
Cyan: You have good skills in *ahem* battle Gau. I'm sure Terra will get fixed with you, even though I don't know her.
Gau: Thanks. I give you present! Gau give Cyan and Sabin nice gift in thanks for food!
Sabin: What piece of crap are you talking about?
Gau: Hey! Gau may be not smart but Gau know shiny treasure good!
Sabin: Hmm. *has a quick fantasy about Locke getting jealous and Terra saying she prefers Sabin* Okay Gau.
Gau: Shiny thing, Crescent Mountain!
Cyan: Well there is only one cave where we can go.
Sabin: Okay. MOVE OUT!!!
*End battle*
Kappa: Here's how to build up Gau's skills.
Sabin: Shut up! *Suplex*
Kappa: *takes damage* Ah...okay I'll leave...
*They go to Crescent Mountain*
Gau: *Starts examining the ground*
*Question marks appear above Sabin and Cyan's heads*
Sabin: Wha??? Why are there question marks above our heads?
Cyan: Maybe because we're wondering about them they appeared.
Sabin: Isn't that an infinite loop hole then?
Cyan: ...yes.
Sabin: God, we need some girls in our scenario!
Cyan: Yeah! The conversation is crap without any...
Cyan: Yo! Gau, the shiny thing?
Gau: Gau...forget!!
Sabin: YOU BASTARD!!!
Cyan: Sabin! It must still be around here.
Sabin: Shall we look around?
Cyan: Indeed!
Sabin: Shouldn't 'indeed' only be used after statements, not questions.
Cyan: Sabin. Let's order some hookers at the next town.
Sabin: Cool!
*They look around the cave*
Sabin: ...condom...
Cyan: Is this the treasure?
*Gau shakes his head and they keep looking*
Sabin: Hey Gau, what's up?
Gau: Ka...me...ha...me...HA!!!
Sabin: *falling* AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Cyan: HAHAHA!!! Nice one Gau!
Gau: Gau not so dumb!
Sabin: *comes bouncing up*
Gau: Huh? Gau's plan full proof.
Sabin: There's a spring down there. Don't know why...
*Sonic comes bouncing up it, and the Egg golem emerges from the big hole in the middle*
Eggman: This time I'll take your lives AND the chaos emeralds!
Sonic: I don't think so, I just got about 10 of them in Pyramid Cave.
*It doesn't matter (Sonic's theme) plays*
Sonic *jumps to hit the top of the Egg golem* Teriaaaaa!
Sonic: Who keeps the restraining mechanism on the head? Clearly visible!
Eggman: I'm the enemy; I have to make mistakes.
Cyan: Let's keep going...
*Eventually they find the treasure. It looks like a scuba diver's helmet*
Sabin: Well it doesn't have an oxygen supply, and you guys will only fit in if you walk inside me. But nothing ever makes sense here or obeys the laws of physics, so let's go!
Cyan: Can't wait 'till the next town...
*They walk outside*
Gau: *Cowers at the water*
Sabin: We have to ride the currents if we want to see our friends again...that includes Terra...
Gau: TERRA???? *jumps in*
Cyan: Hey wait for us!
*They both jump in*
*They swim for a bit*
*Enter Battle*
Gau: *Rage - M-TekArmor*
Gau: *Attack - Actaneon1*
Actaneon1: *154 damage - 76 remaining*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Actaneon2*
Actaneon2: *311 damage - dies*
Sabin: *Suplex - Actaneon3*
Actaneon3: *189 damage - 41 remaining*
Actaneon1: *Attack - Sabin*
Sabin: *62 damage - 227 remaining*
Actaneon3: *Attack - Gau*
Gau: *Shield - Miss*
Gau: *Tek-Laser - Actaneon1*
Actaneon1: *254 damage - dies*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Actaneon3*
Actaneon3: *290 damage - dies*
*End battle*
*Arrows appear on the screen*
Sabin: Erm...right!
*Enter battle*
Gau: *Rage - Lobo*
Gau: *Tusk - Anguiform*
Anguiform: *263 damage - 52 remaining*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Actaneon*
Actaneon: *282 damage - dies*
Sabin: *Suplex - Anguiform*
Anguiform: *204 damage - dies*
Gau: *Attack - Aspik*
Aspik: *148 damage - 72 remaining*
Aspik: *Giga Volt - Gau*
Gau: *385 damage - KOd*
Cyan: Bastard *Attack - Aspik*
Aspik: *156 damage - Final Counter - Cyan*
Cyan: *17 damage - 302 remaining*
Aspik: *Dies*
*End battle*
*They reach a cave*
Sabin: Sorry about that Gau. *uses a Phoenix Down and a potion on him*
Gau: Gau's okay!
Cyan: Now HERE is a normal place to have a chest!
*Received X-Potion*
*They leave the cave and arrows appear again*
Sabin: Uh, left!
*Enter battle*
Gau: *Rage - Stray Cat*
Gau: *Attack - Aspik*
Aspik: *317 damage - Final Counter - Giga Volt - Gau*
Gau: Gau get shocked again! *339 damage - KOd*
Aspik: Fuck you! *dies*
Anguiform: *Attack - Sabin*
Sabin: *Shield - Miss*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Anguiform*
Anguiform: *295 damage - 20 remaining*
Sabin: *Suplex - Anguiform*
Anguiform: *223 damage - dies*
Actaneon: *Attack - Sabin*
Sabin: *32 damage - 195 remaining - Black Belt - Counter*
Actaneon: *162 damage - 68 remaining*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Actaneon*
Actaneon: *300 damage - dies*
*End battle*
*Enter Battle*
Sabin: This is getting old... *Suplex - Anguiform2
Anguiform2: *209 damage - 106 remaining*
Cyan: *Dispatch - Anguiform2*
Anguiform2: *317 damage - dies*
Anguiform1: *Attack - Cyan*
Cyan: *33 damage - 269 remaining*
Sabin: *Suplex - Anguiform1*
Anguiform1: *405 damage - dies*
*End battle*
*The view changes to the ocean, and they're heading for Nikeah*
Cyan: *washed up on the bay* What is this place? Swedish?
Sabin: Hey Cyan! You promised hookers!
Cyan: Hey, let's take them with us on the ferry. We'll need some *ahem* enjoyment on the ride.
Gau: Can Gau get hooker.
Sabin: You shouldn't. Save all your "juice" up for Terra
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Finally! Locke's scenario up next! Please review.