Chapter 10: They meet again
Disclaimer: Regardless that I'm on holiday, I still don't own these characters.
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Mog: *fucking Terra* OH YES THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD!!! Huh? Oh you're here.
Terra: Hey guys!
Mog: That's enough now, piss off now.
Terra: *slaps Mog* Bastard *walks back to her position*
Mog: Ahem! Chose a scenario bitches...like there's any fucking choice. *chooses Terra, Edgar and Banon*
Mog: YOU PUSSIES!! These bitches are running away from the Empire's troops, remember? For Christ's sake Terra has magic, Edgar has tools and Banon can heal for free! You guys could kick their asses!!
Edgar: *AutoCrossbow*
Mog: Bitch *KOd*
*Terra, Edgar and Banon are still on the raft going down the river*
*Enter battle*
Terra: Fuck you! *raft continues under Pterodon*
Pterodon: Slut!
*End battle*
*They continue down the rapids, and onto the world map*
*Enter battle*
Terra: *Attack - Leafer*
Leafer: Hey, this isn't fair *83 damage - dies*
Terra: Tough shit, it's Squares fault.
*End battle*
*They make it to Narshe*
Terra: Oh, I remember! Follow me.
Banon: We're inside you bitch.
Edgar: That's a good thing dumbass!
Banon: Oh yeah!
Terra: *walks to the left* This is the secret passage me and Locke...
Edgar: *under his breath* Lucky bastard...
Terra: ...escaped from.
Edgar: Ah.
Terra: When Locke first helped me, he fiddled with something right around here.
Banon: *quietly to Edgar* He was probably having an orgasm.
Edgar: HAHAHA!!!!
Terra: ???
Edgar: *blushing* Nothing.
Terra: k....*presses switch*
*They walk inside, and make their way through the caves*
Terra: Huh? What's that?
Big: It's gotta be Froggy!
Edgar: The fuck??
Big: Erm...nothing! *runs*
*A light goes in a certain path across the room*
Edgar: No idea. Let's go.
Terra: You go, we'll work it out.
Edgar: *taking the quickest way possible* Well, looks like that light meant nothing *notices all the enemies around him* shit....
All the enemies around Edgar: *Kick Edgar's ass*
Edgar: *KOd*
Terra: Figured it out, we just have to walk in the same path, if we don't 8 rotating bright thingies will surround us, and we have to hit one of them.
Edgar: *coughs and wheezes* That's 9 you fool.
Banon: There's a great opportunity for a witty remark, but I can't be arsed.
*Terra and Banon make it, and then use a Phoenix Down on Edgar*
Terra: No sex for a day for you.
Edgar: NOOO!!!! PLEASE!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!
Terra: Suck Banon's dick.
Banon: Ooh! That'd be nice!
Edgar: Okay!
*breaks out into a gay scene between Banon and Edgar*
Edgar: Phew! Now that's done, let's fuck!
Banon: Again?
Edgar: NO NOT YOU!! TERRA!!!
Banon: Aww....
*And of course, Edgar and Terra fuck*
Terra: Finally! Can we go now?
Banon: About fucking time!
Edgar: What about fucking time?
Terra: *holds up card with an 'F' on it* Poor.
Banon: *holds up a card with a '1.3' on it* Utter shit.
*They continue, and make it to a cave full of Moogles*
Terra: Aww! *pats one on the head* They're so cute!
Moogle: *rubs itself against Terra's leg*
Edgar: Someone's getting attached.
Terra: Get off me!
Moogle: *stops it, and puts a sad look on his face*
Terra: No not you! Edgar.
Edgar: Bitch! *stops rubbing against Terra*
Banon: *looking at Moogle against the wall* Hey! This one looks like Mog!
Moogle: Kupo......po!
Edgar: TALK PRICK!! *AutoCrossbow*
Terra: *jumps on Edgar before he can finish*
Edgar: Oooooooh...*has an orgasm*
Mog: Fine, I admit it! I am Mog!!!
Terra: Okay, now piss off.
Mog: Bitch...
Edgar: Don't make me get out the AutoCrossbow again.
Mog: *cowers*
Banon: Hey! I think there's a Rune Edge in this chest!
Terra: DON'T OPEN IT!!!
Banon: Why?
Terra: For no reason it will magically become a Ribbon sometime.
Banon: I'll probably be dead by then...but cool!
*they make their way out of the caves, and back in to the paedophile's house*
Arvis: Banon! King Edgar! TERRA!!!!! *has an orgasm*
Terra: I'll take that as a compliment. *giggles*
Edgar: You had a name?
*Arvis moves closer to Banon*
Arvis: Banon...
Banon: Arvis...
*they start making out*
Edgar: Who's the paedophile.
Terra: Dunno..........
Edgar: ...........
Terra: *jumps on Edgar*
Edgar: *gets caught in Terra's breasts* Joy!
*The scene starts to fade out*
Edgar: WHAT??? AT A TIME LIKE THIS???
Voice: Yes!
Edgar: *starts crying*
*The screen fully fades out, and appears at the same room*
Edgar: You disturbed us for this???
Voice: It would have happened anyway, it's the transition between scenarios.
Edgar: THE MOOGLE MUST DIE!!
Sabin: *walks in* Did someone say 'The Moogle must die'?
Everyone but Sabin: WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!
Sabin: Anyway, introductions foo's!
Edgar: Sabin, you are nothing like Barret\Mr T.
Sabin: No need to rub it in *cries*
Cyan: I am Cyan, retainer to the lord of Doma!
Edgar: A king who can't keep his teeth alright? What is with Doma?
Gau: GAU GAU GAU!!! *has an orgasm*
Sabin: The empire kicked Doma's ass. You should have seen it, it was so cool!
Cyan: Yeah it was!
Edgar: ONOS I DINT SE THER AS KCKD!!!!!!!!111111111oneoneoneoneonewun
Terra: You're turning into an AOLer! *slaps Edgar*
Edgar: Ooh! Slap me again baby.
Terra: No!
Locke: *enters* How about me?
Celes: Locke! I thought you loved me! *cries*
Locke: Oh yeah! Let's fuck again!
*they start to, guess what? Fuck!*
Locke: Oh yeah *still fucking* the empire are going to attack Narshe.
Sabin: Cool!
Edgar: How the fuck is that cool?
Sabin: Because obviously it means well have a...
Edgar: Wait...I see what you mean, we'll fight in a...
Terra: Hey wait sec guys, what we're going to do is...
Locke: Hey I see where you're all going, we're going to...
Gau: 3 PARTY BATTLE!!!
Edgar: You ruined the suspense!
Gau: Erm...GAU GAU!!!
Banon: Locke, how did you find this out?
Locke: My girlfriend told me.
Celes: *giggles*
Cyan: I KNEW IT!!! IMPERIAL SPY!!!
*Cyan starts to charge up a beam*
Locke: *move in front of her* YOU CAN'T HURT HER!!
Cyan: KA...ME...HA...ME...
Locke: Oh shit...
Sabin: Cyan, there's a fly on you're nose.
Cyan: *feeling his nose* Huh? *beam hits him* Bastards...
Everyone but Cyan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*a soldier walks in*
Soldier: Emergency!! The Empire cometh!
Cyan: He speaketh my language!
*Kefka, soldiers, and Magitek soldiers are walking in the desert*
Soldier: So Kefka, I hear you're getting a Gamecube!
Kefka: SHUT UP!!! If anyone finds out I left Sega because their console failed I'm doomed!
Magitek Soldier: Huh? What's that?
Omachao: Use the Vulcan cannon to destroy the wooden crates.
Magitek Soldier: *uses Vulcan cannon and shoots Omachao*
Omachao: Ow! You big bully, I'm telling.
Magitek Soldier: *picks him up*
*back to the paedo's pad*
Banon: Erm...let's go!
*They make their way to the mountains, where the Esper has been moved to*
Edgar: Locke probably doesn't like you for who you are Celes.
Celes: Erm, I kinda knew that. He just gives me the best sex ever!
Edgar: Hmm... *picturing Celes fucking Locke* I think it's the other way round.
*they continue*
Celes: *stops* WE KICK ASS!!!
Terra: YEAH!!! Have you ever loved anyone?
Celes: The fuck?
*they continue*
Cyan: *stops* Don't think for a moment I trust you.
Celes: There's a fly on your nose again.
Cyan: SHIT!! *knocks himself out*
Celes: Heh...hey guys, a little help here.
Everyone: NO!!!
Celes: Pricks...
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Ah! The holidays! I was going to just make one chapter, but I think seeing how I have many shorter ones than this, this will do. I'm working on the next one right now.
Anyway please review.
Disclaimer: Regardless that I'm on holiday, I still don't own these characters.
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Mog: *fucking Terra* OH YES THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD!!! Huh? Oh you're here.
Terra: Hey guys!
Mog: That's enough now, piss off now.
Terra: *slaps Mog* Bastard *walks back to her position*
Mog: Ahem! Chose a scenario bitches...like there's any fucking choice. *chooses Terra, Edgar and Banon*
Mog: YOU PUSSIES!! These bitches are running away from the Empire's troops, remember? For Christ's sake Terra has magic, Edgar has tools and Banon can heal for free! You guys could kick their asses!!
Edgar: *AutoCrossbow*
Mog: Bitch *KOd*
*Terra, Edgar and Banon are still on the raft going down the river*
*Enter battle*
Terra: Fuck you! *raft continues under Pterodon*
Pterodon: Slut!
*End battle*
*They continue down the rapids, and onto the world map*
*Enter battle*
Terra: *Attack - Leafer*
Leafer: Hey, this isn't fair *83 damage - dies*
Terra: Tough shit, it's Squares fault.
*End battle*
*They make it to Narshe*
Terra: Oh, I remember! Follow me.
Banon: We're inside you bitch.
Edgar: That's a good thing dumbass!
Banon: Oh yeah!
Terra: *walks to the left* This is the secret passage me and Locke...
Edgar: *under his breath* Lucky bastard...
Terra: ...escaped from.
Edgar: Ah.
Terra: When Locke first helped me, he fiddled with something right around here.
Banon: *quietly to Edgar* He was probably having an orgasm.
Edgar: HAHAHA!!!!
Terra: ???
Edgar: *blushing* Nothing.
Terra: k....*presses switch*
*They walk inside, and make their way through the caves*
Terra: Huh? What's that?
Big: It's gotta be Froggy!
Edgar: The fuck??
Big: Erm...nothing! *runs*
*A light goes in a certain path across the room*
Edgar: No idea. Let's go.
Terra: You go, we'll work it out.
Edgar: *taking the quickest way possible* Well, looks like that light meant nothing *notices all the enemies around him* shit....
All the enemies around Edgar: *Kick Edgar's ass*
Edgar: *KOd*
Terra: Figured it out, we just have to walk in the same path, if we don't 8 rotating bright thingies will surround us, and we have to hit one of them.
Edgar: *coughs and wheezes* That's 9 you fool.
Banon: There's a great opportunity for a witty remark, but I can't be arsed.
*Terra and Banon make it, and then use a Phoenix Down on Edgar*
Terra: No sex for a day for you.
Edgar: NOOO!!!! PLEASE!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!
Terra: Suck Banon's dick.
Banon: Ooh! That'd be nice!
Edgar: Okay!
*breaks out into a gay scene between Banon and Edgar*
Edgar: Phew! Now that's done, let's fuck!
Banon: Again?
Edgar: NO NOT YOU!! TERRA!!!
Banon: Aww....
*And of course, Edgar and Terra fuck*
Terra: Finally! Can we go now?
Banon: About fucking time!
Edgar: What about fucking time?
Terra: *holds up card with an 'F' on it* Poor.
Banon: *holds up a card with a '1.3' on it* Utter shit.
*They continue, and make it to a cave full of Moogles*
Terra: Aww! *pats one on the head* They're so cute!
Moogle: *rubs itself against Terra's leg*
Edgar: Someone's getting attached.
Terra: Get off me!
Moogle: *stops it, and puts a sad look on his face*
Terra: No not you! Edgar.
Edgar: Bitch! *stops rubbing against Terra*
Banon: *looking at Moogle against the wall* Hey! This one looks like Mog!
Moogle: Kupo......po!
Edgar: TALK PRICK!! *AutoCrossbow*
Terra: *jumps on Edgar before he can finish*
Edgar: Oooooooh...*has an orgasm*
Mog: Fine, I admit it! I am Mog!!!
Terra: Okay, now piss off.
Mog: Bitch...
Edgar: Don't make me get out the AutoCrossbow again.
Mog: *cowers*
Banon: Hey! I think there's a Rune Edge in this chest!
Terra: DON'T OPEN IT!!!
Banon: Why?
Terra: For no reason it will magically become a Ribbon sometime.
Banon: I'll probably be dead by then...but cool!
*they make their way out of the caves, and back in to the paedophile's house*
Arvis: Banon! King Edgar! TERRA!!!!! *has an orgasm*
Terra: I'll take that as a compliment. *giggles*
Edgar: You had a name?
*Arvis moves closer to Banon*
Arvis: Banon...
Banon: Arvis...
*they start making out*
Edgar: Who's the paedophile.
Terra: Dunno..........
Edgar: ...........
Terra: *jumps on Edgar*
Edgar: *gets caught in Terra's breasts* Joy!
*The scene starts to fade out*
Edgar: WHAT??? AT A TIME LIKE THIS???
Voice: Yes!
Edgar: *starts crying*
*The screen fully fades out, and appears at the same room*
Edgar: You disturbed us for this???
Voice: It would have happened anyway, it's the transition between scenarios.
Edgar: THE MOOGLE MUST DIE!!
Sabin: *walks in* Did someone say 'The Moogle must die'?
Everyone but Sabin: WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!
Sabin: Anyway, introductions foo's!
Edgar: Sabin, you are nothing like Barret\Mr T.
Sabin: No need to rub it in *cries*
Cyan: I am Cyan, retainer to the lord of Doma!
Edgar: A king who can't keep his teeth alright? What is with Doma?
Gau: GAU GAU GAU!!! *has an orgasm*
Sabin: The empire kicked Doma's ass. You should have seen it, it was so cool!
Cyan: Yeah it was!
Edgar: ONOS I DINT SE THER AS KCKD!!!!!!!!111111111oneoneoneoneonewun
Terra: You're turning into an AOLer! *slaps Edgar*
Edgar: Ooh! Slap me again baby.
Terra: No!
Locke: *enters* How about me?
Celes: Locke! I thought you loved me! *cries*
Locke: Oh yeah! Let's fuck again!
*they start to, guess what? Fuck!*
Locke: Oh yeah *still fucking* the empire are going to attack Narshe.
Sabin: Cool!
Edgar: How the fuck is that cool?
Sabin: Because obviously it means well have a...
Edgar: Wait...I see what you mean, we'll fight in a...
Terra: Hey wait sec guys, what we're going to do is...
Locke: Hey I see where you're all going, we're going to...
Gau: 3 PARTY BATTLE!!!
Edgar: You ruined the suspense!
Gau: Erm...GAU GAU!!!
Banon: Locke, how did you find this out?
Locke: My girlfriend told me.
Celes: *giggles*
Cyan: I KNEW IT!!! IMPERIAL SPY!!!
*Cyan starts to charge up a beam*
Locke: *move in front of her* YOU CAN'T HURT HER!!
Cyan: KA...ME...HA...ME...
Locke: Oh shit...
Sabin: Cyan, there's a fly on you're nose.
Cyan: *feeling his nose* Huh? *beam hits him* Bastards...
Everyone but Cyan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*a soldier walks in*
Soldier: Emergency!! The Empire cometh!
Cyan: He speaketh my language!
*Kefka, soldiers, and Magitek soldiers are walking in the desert*
Soldier: So Kefka, I hear you're getting a Gamecube!
Kefka: SHUT UP!!! If anyone finds out I left Sega because their console failed I'm doomed!
Magitek Soldier: Huh? What's that?
Omachao: Use the Vulcan cannon to destroy the wooden crates.
Magitek Soldier: *uses Vulcan cannon and shoots Omachao*
Omachao: Ow! You big bully, I'm telling.
Magitek Soldier: *picks him up*
*back to the paedo's pad*
Banon: Erm...let's go!
*They make their way to the mountains, where the Esper has been moved to*
Edgar: Locke probably doesn't like you for who you are Celes.
Celes: Erm, I kinda knew that. He just gives me the best sex ever!
Edgar: Hmm... *picturing Celes fucking Locke* I think it's the other way round.
*they continue*
Celes: *stops* WE KICK ASS!!!
Terra: YEAH!!! Have you ever loved anyone?
Celes: The fuck?
*they continue*
Cyan: *stops* Don't think for a moment I trust you.
Celes: There's a fly on your nose again.
Cyan: SHIT!! *knocks himself out*
Celes: Heh...hey guys, a little help here.
Everyone: NO!!!
Celes: Pricks...
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Ah! The holidays! I was going to just make one chapter, but I think seeing how I have many shorter ones than this, this will do. I'm working on the next one right now.
Anyway please review.