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Too much sake
Chapter 2
Ah, the mishaps of life
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"Let's have a drinking game! Winner gets half of the losers money!" said Sano.
"Oro? Sessha-"
"Aw, come on buddy, I've hardly got any money! And did I tell you were my best friend in the whole wide world?" Sano pleaded on his knees with puppy dog eyes.
"Demo, sessha's money belongs to Kaoru-dono, and you have little money, so if I win, I'd only get like....five yen." said Kenshin.
"And sake!" Sano pointed to all the cases. "I'm sure Jou-chan would understand! I need the money! Plus, I need to get drunk!"
Kenshin gave a long sigh. "Hai, hai, but I'll only play for half an hour, that I will." Kenshin said, already regretting it.
"Yatta!" Sano said, jumping up and down.
~1 hour later~
"Come on Kenshin! Is that all you can drink, you wimp?!" Sano yelled, waving his sake cup around.
"Oro? Sessha is not a weemp, thwat I am not. Demo, Sessha does not oonderstand why yoo awen't dwunk *hiccup*... thwat I do not." Said Kenshin with a deep flush from all the sake. Sano wasn't even sweating.
"It's because I'm a man, and you're a girl!" Sano hollered throwing his cup at the oro-ing rurouni.
"Sessha is a man, thwat I think I am." Said Kenshin, undoing his hakama to check for his. um.. *cough*.. weenis..*hack*
"Oi! Do that somewhere else!" yelled Sano.
"Hai, thwat I will." Said Kenshin, turning around only to bust into the wall.
"Orororororororororoooooo" said a swirly-eyed Kenshin.
"You know Kenshin, that story about Yahiko scratching himself was a lie." Said Sanoskue.
"Oro? Poor Yahiko." Said Kenshin, peeling himself off the ground. "Why dwid yoo say soomething like thwat?"
"I needed Jou-chan to get distracted while I snuck all the sake cases into your room." Sano said like it was nothing out of the ordinary.
"My room?" Kenshin asked.
"Yeah, yeah, now hand over the money!" said Sano, avoiding the question.
"I have nwot lost, that I have not!" said Kenshin, drinking more sake.
"Aw, come on man, you're totally out of it! Alright then, how many fingers am I holding up!" asked Sano, holding up three fingers.
" Ano.." Kenshin said squinting his eyes to see better. "Seven!" he exclaimed. Sano shook his head and brought his three fingers up to Kenshin's face and tapped it on his head. "Three! It's three, you baka!"
"Okay, your turn! How mwany fwingers em I holding oop?" asked Kenshin sticking up two fingers.
"Two!" exclaimed Sano.
Kenshin brought his two fingers up to his face and squinted his eyes at them. " I dwon't *hiccup* even know how mwany fingers I'm holding oop." Said Kenshin. Sano took Kenshin's hand and tapped it on Kenshin's head. "Two, you baka. So now give me my money!" said Sano, choking Kenshin with both of his hands.
"Hai.*gasp*.. Hai." said Kenshin inbetween breaths.
So Kenshin gave Sano what he thought was half his money(Due to his drunken state), and as Sano was at the dojo gates, ready to leave, he whispered, "Stupid Rurouni." Then left with his money and the four leftover bottles of sake.
Little did Kenshin know that Sano had splitted fifteen of the thirty bottles and had watered fifteen of them down, and put a blue dot on each of the watered down bottles, and he had Kenshin drink the regular sake bottles, so that Sano would end up winning, and of course, Sano drank the bottles that had a blue dot on it.[IA/N: I know it's corny, but hey! XD]
"Oro... sessha needs to go bwuy tofoo before Kaoru-dono gets home, thwat I do." Said Kenshin, talking to himself. {A/A: Everybody points and laughs at him!}
He finished doing the laundry, which had turned from white to purple, due to his drunken state and adding the wrong the detergent, but he paid no attention to this.
So now we find Kenshin trying to walk straightly down a road, tofu bucket in hand. People were all staring at him and hiding there children behind their bodies from what looked like a constipated red-head with his head rolling from one side to another with drool coming down the side of his mouth, and laughing every time a gust of wind hit his face.
He arrived at the busy marketplace and went to the tofu stand. 'Hmm.. She's pretty' he thought. "You're pretty." He said, not realizing he said that aloud.
"Are you mocking me?" The MAN asked.
"Iie, I was just-" but the man cut him off.
"Then are you hitting on me?"
"Oro? I-" and he was cut off again.
"Are you gay?"
"NO! I just want to bwuy some tofoo!" Kenshin said, waving his tofu bucket around.
The man eyed Kenshin suspiciously, taking in his long hair and pink gi. "Sorry, I don't sell to gay people," said the merchant.
"Sessha has already told you, sessha is not-" before Kenshin could finish, the merchant pulled down a curtain that said'We do NOT sell to gay people'
"GAY!" Kenshin screeched, a bit ticked off with the guy, which caused the whole marketplace to stop what they were doing and stare at Kenshin.
"WHAT ARE YOO LOOWKING *hiccup* AT?!" yelled Kenshin. This caused everyone to laugh and continue on what they were doing.
So now we find Kenshin walking on the other side of the marketplace, looking for another tofu stand, when something caught his blurry eyes.
There, in the middle of the marketplace was a beautiful girl wearing a gi and hakama with her hair tied up in a high ponytail.
'She's pretty' Kenshin thought, making his way over to her.
"Hey!" Kenshin said, trying to get her attention, but she just kept on walking.
"Sweetie!" he said, but she still ignored him.
"Hey baby," he said putting his hand on her shoulder, making her stop in her tracks, and turn abruptly to face him. His eyes grew wide as he saw who exactly this girl was.
'Oh crap' Kenshin thought.
TBC
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PLEASE REVIEW!!
Author's notes:
Sano got his money from his winnings, and wanted money rather than sake.
Kenshin is talking funny and telling a man he's pretty because of his drunken state.
Cliffhanger! I'm sure you know who she is, but wait till what happens on the next chapter!
Love Cutie-chan-XD3
Too much sake
Chapter 2
Ah, the mishaps of life
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~
"Let's have a drinking game! Winner gets half of the losers money!" said Sano.
"Oro? Sessha-"
"Aw, come on buddy, I've hardly got any money! And did I tell you were my best friend in the whole wide world?" Sano pleaded on his knees with puppy dog eyes.
"Demo, sessha's money belongs to Kaoru-dono, and you have little money, so if I win, I'd only get like....five yen." said Kenshin.
"And sake!" Sano pointed to all the cases. "I'm sure Jou-chan would understand! I need the money! Plus, I need to get drunk!"
Kenshin gave a long sigh. "Hai, hai, but I'll only play for half an hour, that I will." Kenshin said, already regretting it.
"Yatta!" Sano said, jumping up and down.
~1 hour later~
"Come on Kenshin! Is that all you can drink, you wimp?!" Sano yelled, waving his sake cup around.
"Oro? Sessha is not a weemp, thwat I am not. Demo, Sessha does not oonderstand why yoo awen't dwunk *hiccup*... thwat I do not." Said Kenshin with a deep flush from all the sake. Sano wasn't even sweating.
"It's because I'm a man, and you're a girl!" Sano hollered throwing his cup at the oro-ing rurouni.
"Sessha is a man, thwat I think I am." Said Kenshin, undoing his hakama to check for his. um.. *cough*.. weenis..*hack*
"Oi! Do that somewhere else!" yelled Sano.
"Hai, thwat I will." Said Kenshin, turning around only to bust into the wall.
"Orororororororororoooooo" said a swirly-eyed Kenshin.
"You know Kenshin, that story about Yahiko scratching himself was a lie." Said Sanoskue.
"Oro? Poor Yahiko." Said Kenshin, peeling himself off the ground. "Why dwid yoo say soomething like thwat?"
"I needed Jou-chan to get distracted while I snuck all the sake cases into your room." Sano said like it was nothing out of the ordinary.
"My room?" Kenshin asked.
"Yeah, yeah, now hand over the money!" said Sano, avoiding the question.
"I have nwot lost, that I have not!" said Kenshin, drinking more sake.
"Aw, come on man, you're totally out of it! Alright then, how many fingers am I holding up!" asked Sano, holding up three fingers.
" Ano.." Kenshin said squinting his eyes to see better. "Seven!" he exclaimed. Sano shook his head and brought his three fingers up to Kenshin's face and tapped it on his head. "Three! It's three, you baka!"
"Okay, your turn! How mwany fwingers em I holding oop?" asked Kenshin sticking up two fingers.
"Two!" exclaimed Sano.
Kenshin brought his two fingers up to his face and squinted his eyes at them. " I dwon't *hiccup* even know how mwany fingers I'm holding oop." Said Kenshin. Sano took Kenshin's hand and tapped it on Kenshin's head. "Two, you baka. So now give me my money!" said Sano, choking Kenshin with both of his hands.
"Hai.*gasp*.. Hai." said Kenshin inbetween breaths.
So Kenshin gave Sano what he thought was half his money(Due to his drunken state), and as Sano was at the dojo gates, ready to leave, he whispered, "Stupid Rurouni." Then left with his money and the four leftover bottles of sake.
Little did Kenshin know that Sano had splitted fifteen of the thirty bottles and had watered fifteen of them down, and put a blue dot on each of the watered down bottles, and he had Kenshin drink the regular sake bottles, so that Sano would end up winning, and of course, Sano drank the bottles that had a blue dot on it.[IA/N: I know it's corny, but hey! XD]
"Oro... sessha needs to go bwuy tofoo before Kaoru-dono gets home, thwat I do." Said Kenshin, talking to himself. {A/A: Everybody points and laughs at him!}
He finished doing the laundry, which had turned from white to purple, due to his drunken state and adding the wrong the detergent, but he paid no attention to this.
So now we find Kenshin trying to walk straightly down a road, tofu bucket in hand. People were all staring at him and hiding there children behind their bodies from what looked like a constipated red-head with his head rolling from one side to another with drool coming down the side of his mouth, and laughing every time a gust of wind hit his face.
He arrived at the busy marketplace and went to the tofu stand. 'Hmm.. She's pretty' he thought. "You're pretty." He said, not realizing he said that aloud.
"Are you mocking me?" The MAN asked.
"Iie, I was just-" but the man cut him off.
"Then are you hitting on me?"
"Oro? I-" and he was cut off again.
"Are you gay?"
"NO! I just want to bwuy some tofoo!" Kenshin said, waving his tofu bucket around.
The man eyed Kenshin suspiciously, taking in his long hair and pink gi. "Sorry, I don't sell to gay people," said the merchant.
"Sessha has already told you, sessha is not-" before Kenshin could finish, the merchant pulled down a curtain that said'We do NOT sell to gay people'
"GAY!" Kenshin screeched, a bit ticked off with the guy, which caused the whole marketplace to stop what they were doing and stare at Kenshin.
"WHAT ARE YOO LOOWKING *hiccup* AT?!" yelled Kenshin. This caused everyone to laugh and continue on what they were doing.
So now we find Kenshin walking on the other side of the marketplace, looking for another tofu stand, when something caught his blurry eyes.
There, in the middle of the marketplace was a beautiful girl wearing a gi and hakama with her hair tied up in a high ponytail.
'She's pretty' Kenshin thought, making his way over to her.
"Hey!" Kenshin said, trying to get her attention, but she just kept on walking.
"Sweetie!" he said, but she still ignored him.
"Hey baby," he said putting his hand on her shoulder, making her stop in her tracks, and turn abruptly to face him. His eyes grew wide as he saw who exactly this girl was.
'Oh crap' Kenshin thought.
TBC
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PLEASE REVIEW!!
Author's notes:
Sano got his money from his winnings, and wanted money rather than sake.
Kenshin is talking funny and telling a man he's pretty because of his drunken state.
Cliffhanger! I'm sure you know who she is, but wait till what happens on the next chapter!
Love Cutie-chan-XD3