It's a random, insane INTERVIEW FIC! (Yeah, yeah, real original.) ~Shut
UP!~ How this works is we will choose one character from a random anime
each chapter, and put them to the torture of us interviewing them. Enjoy.
I'm Sailor Kirby!
And I'm Yami-Ta!
And this is our fic!
We own none of the interviewees, but we own ourselves. Anyway, first up is Celtic Guardian, from Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yami-Ta: NO! Why must it be him?
SK: 'Cause I've got the keyboard.
Yami-Ta: Well, no glomps.
SK: Too late! (Huggles the Celtic Guardian, her favorite card, from where she is sitting on his lap.)
Celtic: (Is in one of those interview chairs, sweatdropping due to the Scout on his lap) Umm, nice to see you too.
Yami-Ta: (yanks SK back to her seat and hands her a carrot) Well, SK say sorry.
SK: (completely confused) Why would I do that? Time for the first question! Celtic, whom do you admire?
Celtic: Probably the Dark Magician. He's so intent on his training, and he never backs down. (muttering) and he's good at ignoring those dang yaoi fans who insist upon pairing the two of us together. I am not gay!
Yami-Ta: ..okay...that was weird..SK you're the one who wanted to interview a weirdo...
SK: He's not weird! How dare you insult such a hot, gorgeous Elf! DEATH TO YOU! (lunges at Yami-Ta)
Yami-Ta: AHH! (Splashes with cold water)
*SK is now a sopping wet brown bunny. This is from the show Ranma ½. She glares at Yami-Ta, but consoles herself with a carrot.*
*Celtic Guardian can be seen smiling at the "Hot, gorgeous Elf comment* You know, I might just like her now.
Yami-Ta: (glares)You better shut your mouth...
Celtic: B-But I'm the interviewee! I have to talk!
Yami-Ta: You'll be a DEAD interviewee if you don't SHUT UP! (Sailor Kirby throws her carrot at her)
Celtic Guardian: You know, I don't have to take this. (Pulls out sword) You wanna take this outside? I'm a master of the blade!
SK: RE! Ree, re re ree! (Translation: YES! You are master!) Ree, ree re re. (Translation: But, you might not want to do that.)
Yami-Ta: SK be quite! Fine Celtic Guardian..I accept!
SK: *Throws herself on the Elf's neck, waterfall tears streaming from her eyes*
Yami-Ta: Fine, but SIT DOWN.
(Celtic Guardian sits, irritated, but is comforted by the bunny snuggles he is receiving)
Yami-Ta: (pours hot water on SK and yanks her away) Be thankful SK came to your rescue...or you'd be dead by now(takes out Dragons Blood, her sword) (Thanks to the hot water, SK is now human)
SK: Put that away. Now, Celty-Kun, next question. What's your opinion on Original Characters and Mary-Sues?
Celtic: Mary-Sues I could live without, but they all LOVE me, so it's not so bad. Although the absolute perfection DOES get on my nerves. But Original Characters that AREN'T Mary-Sues don't bother me at all. *SK beams and Celtic flashes a rare smile at her. Yami-Ta rolls her eyes.*
Yami-Ta: Maybe we should go to the next interviewee?
SK: Oh, alright. Bye-Bye Celty! (Celtic Guardian leaves, bowing to the crowd as they hoot and whistle)
Yami-Ta: Clearly the majority of our crowd is female.
SK: Next up is another Yu-Gi-Oh character (Yami-Ta wanted it), Seto Kaiba!
Authors Note: SK: I have no idea the point of this. But do you like it Yami-Ta?
Yami-Ta: Yes but my other half now hates us..
SK: Oh well. Some things can't be avoided. Seeya next time folks!
Yami-Ta: Maybe she can replace me..
END! For now..
I'm Sailor Kirby!
And I'm Yami-Ta!
And this is our fic!
We own none of the interviewees, but we own ourselves. Anyway, first up is Celtic Guardian, from Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yami-Ta: NO! Why must it be him?
SK: 'Cause I've got the keyboard.
Yami-Ta: Well, no glomps.
SK: Too late! (Huggles the Celtic Guardian, her favorite card, from where she is sitting on his lap.)
Celtic: (Is in one of those interview chairs, sweatdropping due to the Scout on his lap) Umm, nice to see you too.
Yami-Ta: (yanks SK back to her seat and hands her a carrot) Well, SK say sorry.
SK: (completely confused) Why would I do that? Time for the first question! Celtic, whom do you admire?
Celtic: Probably the Dark Magician. He's so intent on his training, and he never backs down. (muttering) and he's good at ignoring those dang yaoi fans who insist upon pairing the two of us together. I am not gay!
Yami-Ta: ..okay...that was weird..SK you're the one who wanted to interview a weirdo...
SK: He's not weird! How dare you insult such a hot, gorgeous Elf! DEATH TO YOU! (lunges at Yami-Ta)
Yami-Ta: AHH! (Splashes with cold water)
*SK is now a sopping wet brown bunny. This is from the show Ranma ½. She glares at Yami-Ta, but consoles herself with a carrot.*
*Celtic Guardian can be seen smiling at the "Hot, gorgeous Elf comment* You know, I might just like her now.
Yami-Ta: (glares)You better shut your mouth...
Celtic: B-But I'm the interviewee! I have to talk!
Yami-Ta: You'll be a DEAD interviewee if you don't SHUT UP! (Sailor Kirby throws her carrot at her)
Celtic Guardian: You know, I don't have to take this. (Pulls out sword) You wanna take this outside? I'm a master of the blade!
SK: RE! Ree, re re ree! (Translation: YES! You are master!) Ree, ree re re. (Translation: But, you might not want to do that.)
Yami-Ta: SK be quite! Fine Celtic Guardian..I accept!
SK: *Throws herself on the Elf's neck, waterfall tears streaming from her eyes*
Yami-Ta: Fine, but SIT DOWN.
(Celtic Guardian sits, irritated, but is comforted by the bunny snuggles he is receiving)
Yami-Ta: (pours hot water on SK and yanks her away) Be thankful SK came to your rescue...or you'd be dead by now(takes out Dragons Blood, her sword) (Thanks to the hot water, SK is now human)
SK: Put that away. Now, Celty-Kun, next question. What's your opinion on Original Characters and Mary-Sues?
Celtic: Mary-Sues I could live without, but they all LOVE me, so it's not so bad. Although the absolute perfection DOES get on my nerves. But Original Characters that AREN'T Mary-Sues don't bother me at all. *SK beams and Celtic flashes a rare smile at her. Yami-Ta rolls her eyes.*
Yami-Ta: Maybe we should go to the next interviewee?
SK: Oh, alright. Bye-Bye Celty! (Celtic Guardian leaves, bowing to the crowd as they hoot and whistle)
Yami-Ta: Clearly the majority of our crowd is female.
SK: Next up is another Yu-Gi-Oh character (Yami-Ta wanted it), Seto Kaiba!
Authors Note: SK: I have no idea the point of this. But do you like it Yami-Ta?
Yami-Ta: Yes but my other half now hates us..
SK: Oh well. Some things can't be avoided. Seeya next time folks!
Yami-Ta: Maybe she can replace me..
END! For now..