AN: Per usual, I own absolutely nothing.

All right guys, taking a little break from the usual anime stuff, so here's an Angels fic, about everyone's favorite Starfish.

Dylan sighed, and pushed her food around her plate. "Something wrong, my Starfish?" She put her fork down. "Chad, we need to talk." "Are you okay, Starfish? Is it the Betsy? Is she bothering you?" "No, it's not the boat. It's just.well, I've been thinking about us lately." "It's the Chad, isn't it? The Chad was bad." "No, no. The Chad's great." Actually the Chad was awesome. "I've just been really busy at work lately." "The friends of Starfish are taking her away from her Chad?" "You could say so. Yeah, that and Knox. God, she was so stupid to not only fall for the client, but the bad guy. New rule, hot guys are evil. So why was she dumping Chad? "Why don't we take a vacation on the sea, Starfish? Just you and I, and maybe a little Chad." Hell, she could use a little Chad right now. "I'd really like to but I can't." Her phone rang. Damn. "I have to go now." "Starfish?" She went out to her car, and could hear him crying inside the boat. "The Chad was awful! It was the Chad! Starfish!" "I'm sorry."

P.S. Poor Chad. Please tell if you liked it or not.