My Fan-comic Storyline
A/N (from the Saya half): I'm thinking about writing a Rurouni Kenshin Fan-comic in the near future, so I thought I might type up the story line for some of the scenes I have brewing in my hard head of mine.
Ok, here's the characters: The Kenshin-gumi, plus Soujiro, Shishio, Saito, Misao, Aoshi, and Captain Sagara. Excluding Yahiko. Ayama and Saya are our fan-made characters.
And the setting: The Kamiya Dojo, a party is about to take place.
Sanosuke: The food and sake is here!
Kaoru: Good, let's get set up!
Saya: I want sake!!
Megumi: I don't want to know what you're like when you're drunk.
Saya: Good for you^_^;...
Sano: I have good tolerance, I hardly ever get drunk.
Saya: You better get drunk!!
Sano: ...
Ayama: Kenshiiiiiiiiiiin....
Kenshin: Whaaaaaaaaaaat?
Captain Sagara: *walks in* Am I late?
Saya & Ayama: CAPTAIN!!! *glomp*
Captain Sagara: O.o...
Misao: Come on, let's eat!! *drags Lord Aoshi over to the table with all the food and sake on it*
Aoshi: ...
Saya: YAY!! *glugs down a bottle of Sake* Damn it, not drunk yet!
Sano: Heh... *pours water into an empty bottle and hands it to Saya, in fear of what would happen if she DID get drunk...* Here, drink this.
Saya: *sniffs the liquid* This isn't sake, this is just water.
Sano: Fine... *hands her a bottle another bottle, immediately dreading the consequences*
Ayama: Will you pour my sake for me, Kenshin? *flutters eyelashes*
Kenshin: *in his funny Kenshin-ish voice* Uh, sure Ayama-dono ^_^;... *pours her a cup of Sake*
Ayama: Thank you! *sips the sake politely*
Shishio: *barges in* Where's the sake?? *is dragging Soujiro behind him*
Soujiro: Now, Lord Shishio, there's no need for violence...
Shishio: Soujiro, pour me some sake!! *holds out his humongous sake cup*
Soujiro: Yes, Lord Shishio. *pours the sake*
Shishio: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I am the king of sake!!
Soujiro: ...
Saya: *is now drunk* *hic* Hey... Sano... *hic*
Sano: *finishes off his third bottle of Sake, and is now drunk, somehow* *hic* Yeah... *hic*
Saya: Let's *hic* do the *hic* chicken dance!
Sano: O*hic*K!! *does the chicken dance with Saya*
Saya: I don't wanna *hic* be a chicken, I *hic* don't wanna be a *hic* duck...
Sano: *hic* So I shake my butt... *hic*
Megumi: *raises eyebrow while pouring herself some sake* You do this 'chicken dance' quite well, Sano.
Saya: *glares at Megumi*
Sano: *grabs Megumi's wrist* Come *hic* join us!
Megumi: Nooo!! *sake pours all over her shirt as Sano pulls her up*
Sano: Oh, *hic* sorry 'bout that. Let me *hic* help you!
Saya: Don't *hic* help her. What has she *hic* ever done for you? *hic*
Sano: *ponders* Uh... er... nothing , really.
Megumi: Sanosuke Sagara!
Sano: Who?*hic*
Megumi: *sigh*
Saya: HAHA!!*hic*
Megumi: *scowls*
Ayama: *is now drunk* Kenshin, u r mah luvr!
Kenshin: Oro??
Ayama: You don't love meee? *hic* *puppy eyes*
Kenshin: *gulp*
Ayama: *sniffle*
Kaoru: *is also drunk* *punches Ayama* Kenshin is MINE!
Ayama: *punches Kaoru back* MINE!!
Kaoru: MINE!!
Ayama: MINE!! *lunges at Kaoru*
Kaoru: *gets in a fist fight with Ayama* MINE, MINE, MINE!!
Kenshin: *watches the fight* Oro... O.o
Sano: CAT *hic* FIGHT!!
Saya: *tackles Sano* Me luffs you!!!
Sano: Er...
Saya: *yells* HA!! I shall rape you!!
Sano, Kenshin, and everybody else in the room: O.O
Saya: *hic* What? FINE, I will ravish you.
Aoshi: What's the difference?
Saya: *says in a teacher-like tone* You can not rape the willing, but you can ravish them.
Misao: *is ALSO drunk* I want to *hic* ravish you, Aoshi!
Aoshi: *sips tea* Mmmm hmmm...
Ayama: Kenshin, will you ravish me? *batter eyelashes*
Kenshin: *one of the only ones not drunk, the others are Aoshi, Soujiro, and Captain Sagara* Er...
Kaoru: Kenshin wants to ravish ME! *hic*
Kenshin: ORO?
Ayama: Me!
Kaoru: Me!
Sano: Not *hic* again!
Saya: Fight, fight, fig*hic*ht, fight!!
Kenshin: Don't egg them on!
Saya: Come on Kenshin, get drunk, join the fun!
Kenshin: What?
Saya: *force-drinks Kenshin some sake*
Kenshin: *finally drunk* What did you do to me?! *eyes turn Battosai amber*
Ayame: *gasps* BATTOSAI!! I LOVE BATT*hic*OSAI!!!
Sano: I guess Kenshin is *hic* the violent type of *hic* drunk.
Saya: Yesh, *hic* that he is! *hic*
Sano: Hey, only Kenshin can say that! *hic*
Saya: I made a *hic* deal with him. I can say it *hic* too.
Sano: Yeah, right...
Saya: You're just *hic* jealous.
Sano: Real *hic* jealous.
Captain Sagara: This is one strange party.
Ayama: Who to choose, Kenshin, or Captain Sagara? I CHOOSE KENSHIN!
Saya: Does that mean I can have *hic* both Sano and Captain Sagara?
Ayama: We can SHARE *hic* Captain Sagara!
Saya: YAYNESS!!
Captain Sagara: Share me? O.o
Kenshin: *in deep Battosai tone* I belong to no one, that I don't.
Ayama: Now you do! *grabs Kenshin/Battosai's hand and dances wildly with him, even though there is no music*
A/N: To be continued... When I have more energy and some Advil. I hate headaches.