Teensy Weensy Pond

by Luin Nuin and Eren

Hello! We're the band Teensy Weensy Pond! If you love the band Great big Sea then you'll love the alternate lyrics we'e cooked up - and if you don't, well, you'll still be laughing your arse off anyway!

3. The Weasley's Car

THE WEASLEY'S CAR

The Weasley's car is painted green

Ha me boys

The Weasley's car is painted green

It's the ugliest thing that you've ever seen

A-ha the twins are in the trunk

A-ha the twins are in the trunk

The Weasley's car is filled with Jello

Ha me boys

The Weasley's car is filled with Jello

The inside is banana-yellow

A-ha the twins are in the trunk

A-ha the twins are in the trunk

I says Weasley what's that sound

I says Weasley what's that sound

Shh! Or the twins'll be found!

A-ha the twins are in the trunk

A-ha the twins are in the trunk

I says Weasley I don't care

Ha me boys

I says Weasley I don't care

I just found 'Mione's underwear

A-ha the twins are in the trunk

A-ha the twins are in the trunk

'Mione's writing all our notes

Ha me boys

'Mione writing all our notes

What's with her and that 60-pound tote?

A-ha the twins are in the trunk

A-ha the twins are in the trunk

The Weasley's car is painted green

Ha me boys

The Weasley's car is painted green

It's the ugliest thing you've ever seen

A-ha the twins are in the trunk

A-ha the twins are in the trunk