L/N - this is why you never, ever, want to piss Snape off @_@
THE SNAPE DETENTION SONG
Chorus
And it's go, boys, go
He'll time your every breath
And every day you're in this place
You're two days nearer death
But you go...
On detention rap am I and I'm telling you no lie
I work and breathe among the fumes that tread across the sky
There's thunder all around me and there's poison in the air
There's a lousy smell that smacks of hell and bats all in me hair
Chorus
Well I've worked among the cauldrons and I've breathed the oily smoke
I've stirred up all the mugwort and it nigh on makes you choke
I've stood knee-deep in bile, I've got sick with a caustic burn
Been working rough, I've seen enough to make your stomach churn
Chorus
There's overtime and pranking opportunities galore
The students like their mischief, so they'll all be back for more
But soon you're breaking down and you look older than you should
For every bob made on the job you pay with flesh and blood
Chorus
On detention rap am I and I'm telling you no lie
I work and breathe among the fumes that tread across the sky
There's thunder all around me and there's poison in the air
There's a lousy smell that smacks of hell and bats all in me hair
And it's go, boys, go
He'll time your every breath
And every day you're in this place
You're two days nearer death
And it's go, boys, go
He'll time your every breath
And every day you're in this place
You're two days nearer death
But you go......................