The Wizard formerly known as Gandalf
N/A I'm too lazy to start this chapter from the council of Elrond. Besides, it's boring!!! So I'm gonna' start from the scene were Gandalf falls off the cliff, fighting the Balrog (also know as my sister) Disclaimer: I own nothing, my sister took it all
"Fly you fool's" said Gandalf. Frodo was smoking a cigar until he realized I was writing about him and then cried out "Gaaaaaaaaandalffff" and went back to smoking.
Meanwhile Gandalf was falling, falling, falllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg g, ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa. . . zzz. . .zzz. . .zzz. . .
Oops sorry didn't get enough sleep last night ( Anyway getting back to the story. Gandalf was stabbing the Balrog, until the it managed to choke out,
"All I want to do is get into some snow, this flame is burning my ass off, LITERALLY!!"
"Ooooooh" said Gandalf, feeling sorry for this poor creature, without further ado they climed the tallest tower, and Gandalf threw the Balrog onto the snow where the fire got put out, and then the Balrog ran around away to pursue a career in making fire hoses. Gandalf, was tired, he was an old man and he had to climb 5,543,648 stairs just to get up there! Sooooo he lay down and to quote the holy book a.k.a The Lord of the Rings, each day felt like a million years, finally Gwaihir the wind lord pick him up and said, "Gandalf, my old fried, gray is Soo not your color you need to be wearing white I've already ordered the robes from Wizards Warehouse!"
When Gandalf got his new robes, he decided he needed a new name he decided on a symbol but we'll just call him The Wizard formerly known as Gandalf (for convenience). Gandalf also got a white pimp cane with a diamond on top. He also got some Nikes, the official foot ware of LOTR. The next step was to get to Fangorn forest before Legolas,Gimli and Aragorn, which would be hard because they were already at the edge of it, but with his new shoes he ran REALLY FAST and then cussed because he forgot about Shadowfax. REVIEWS FOR THE POOR, NO PUN INTENDED, I don't own anything remember (
N/A I'm too lazy to start this chapter from the council of Elrond. Besides, it's boring!!! So I'm gonna' start from the scene were Gandalf falls off the cliff, fighting the Balrog (also know as my sister) Disclaimer: I own nothing, my sister took it all
"Fly you fool's" said Gandalf. Frodo was smoking a cigar until he realized I was writing about him and then cried out "Gaaaaaaaaandalffff" and went back to smoking.
Meanwhile Gandalf was falling, falling, falllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg g, ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa. . . zzz. . .zzz. . .zzz. . .
Oops sorry didn't get enough sleep last night ( Anyway getting back to the story. Gandalf was stabbing the Balrog, until the it managed to choke out,
"All I want to do is get into some snow, this flame is burning my ass off, LITERALLY!!"
"Ooooooh" said Gandalf, feeling sorry for this poor creature, without further ado they climed the tallest tower, and Gandalf threw the Balrog onto the snow where the fire got put out, and then the Balrog ran around away to pursue a career in making fire hoses. Gandalf, was tired, he was an old man and he had to climb 5,543,648 stairs just to get up there! Sooooo he lay down and to quote the holy book a.k.a The Lord of the Rings, each day felt like a million years, finally Gwaihir the wind lord pick him up and said, "Gandalf, my old fried, gray is Soo not your color you need to be wearing white I've already ordered the robes from Wizards Warehouse!"
When Gandalf got his new robes, he decided he needed a new name he decided on a symbol but we'll just call him The Wizard formerly known as Gandalf (for convenience). Gandalf also got a white pimp cane with a diamond on top. He also got some Nikes, the official foot ware of LOTR. The next step was to get to Fangorn forest before Legolas,Gimli and Aragorn, which would be hard because they were already at the edge of it, but with his new shoes he ran REALLY FAST and then cussed because he forgot about Shadowfax. REVIEWS FOR THE POOR, NO PUN INTENDED, I don't own anything remember (