L/N - this is a song that two-thirds of TWP decided needed to be rewritten from the tune of "Seagulls". It pokes a bit of fun at the other third's 'minor' obsession with one Remus Lupin. Enjoy!
Oh yes, and Erenriel my friend, please don't kill me. It could have been much, much worse. You know that, don't you? It could have been "Scolding Wife" rewritten for you.
Disclaimer - we own nothing, but Erenriel's trying to get her hands on any form of Remus she can.
The Remus Song
She left Hogwarts one day in June
Dressed in her Muggle best
A kind man sat beside her
As she cried her way out west
She moved in with her cousin
Found a job down in the mall
Her friends at school were laughing,
Said, "We'll see you in the fall."
Chorus
But you know that she wants to try
Never let you see her cry
You know that she wants to try
But she's got Remus in her eyes.
The people here seem really nice
But the summer's way too long
Her new friends don't understand
They just tell her to be strong
She's made a couple Galleons
But now there's a price to pay
She'd trade her job for Remus L.
On any given day
Chorus
Her parents came in late August
They wanted her to stay
But she snuck out with her broomstick
And flew back to school first day
The girls in school all knew
About her yearning and her pain
Now the teasing's quite horrendous
But her Moony's still the same
Chorus x2