Prank After Prank
Oh I'm a Marauder, a prankster am I
The best times I have are blowing something sky-high
I've pranked the school over, north south east and west
In the middle of mischief's where I likes it best.
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Where it's prank after prank, and detention again
I'm as happy a boy as the school's ever seen
There is no other life for a prankster like me
I'll elude all the teachers - try and catch me
There's no other life for a prankster like me...
I leave homework undone ten months of the year
Why bother to study when there's pranking elsewhere?
They'll never come out and catch us in the act
If they try to tell we'll claim that they're cracked.
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Well the work, it is hard and the hours are long
But my spirit is willing, my wits are real strong
When detention is over we'll sneak back again
We'll drive old McGonagall right round the bend.
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I've pranked the school over for five years or more
And oft-times I wonder what purpose it's for
I don't know the answer but who gives a damn?
I'll prank them again, right down to a man.
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