People: ~stare~
CIAFG: What!? I was bored!! HA! No one even thought of this.
Disclaimer: I don't claim ownership of Beyblade. Or the song "The Night
Santa Went Crazy".
Get ready for a Beyblade Parody of Weird Al Yankovic (sp?)'s song, "The
Night Santa Went Crazy"
The Night Max Went Crazy
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Down at the Beyblade Tournament.
All the Beybladers were blading.
When Max busted in. Nearly scared him half to death. Had a rifle in his hand, and cheap whiskey on his breath. From his hair to his shoes, he was covered with ammo like a hyper teenaged beyblading rambo.
And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye: "Good beyblading to all,.now you're all gonna die!"
The Night Max Went Crazy The night beyblader went insane. Realized he'd been getting the raw deal, something finally must've snapped in his brain.
Well the stadium is gone now, he decided to bomb it, everywhere you'll find pieces, of most of the All Starz (All Starz: HEY!)
And he tied up Michael, and he held Mariah hostage, and ground up poor Johnny into, beyblader sausage! (Johnny: WHAT THE!?)
He got Lee and Kevin with an old German luger! And slashed Gary just like Freddy Kruger!!! And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Jazzman, and he took a big bite, and said it tastes just like chicken.
The Night Max Went Crazy
The Night the hyper boy went nuts, now ya can't hardly walk around the city, without stepping in blader guts.
There's the National Guard and the FBI, There's a van from the Eyewitness News, and helicopters circlin' round in the sky.
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin' and everyone's dyin' and Oh! Oh Max why? My, my, my, my, my, my. He used to be such a, hyper guy. Yes Emily, Now Max is doing time, in a federal prison, for his infamous crime. Hey, little friend now, don't you cry no more tears, he'll be at with good behavior, in 700 more years!!!
But, now Kai is in therapy, and Tyson's still nervous, and the bit beasts all go jobs workin' for the postal service!
And they say Hilary, she's on the phone every night, with her lawyer negotiating the movie rights.
They're talikn bout,
The Night Max Went Crazy,
The Night Mr. Happy flipped.
Broke his back, for some bladin', sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped.
The Night Max went Crazy, The Night the Blader went insane.
Realized, he'd been getting the raw deal, something finally must've snapped in his brain.
Oh yeah, something finally must've snapped in his brain. Tell ya, something finally must've snapped.in his brain. ************************************************************************ Max: Why did you make me go crazy and kill everyone? CIAFG: You didn't kill everyone, just several of them. And I think it suited you. Max: I think you've lost your mind! CIAFG: I think you lost yours a long time ago.
All the Beybladers were blading.
When Max busted in. Nearly scared him half to death. Had a rifle in his hand, and cheap whiskey on his breath. From his hair to his shoes, he was covered with ammo like a hyper teenaged beyblading rambo.
And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye: "Good beyblading to all,.now you're all gonna die!"
The Night Max Went Crazy The night beyblader went insane. Realized he'd been getting the raw deal, something finally must've snapped in his brain.
Well the stadium is gone now, he decided to bomb it, everywhere you'll find pieces, of most of the All Starz (All Starz: HEY!)
And he tied up Michael, and he held Mariah hostage, and ground up poor Johnny into, beyblader sausage! (Johnny: WHAT THE!?)
He got Lee and Kevin with an old German luger! And slashed Gary just like Freddy Kruger!!! And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Jazzman, and he took a big bite, and said it tastes just like chicken.
The Night Max Went Crazy
The Night the hyper boy went nuts, now ya can't hardly walk around the city, without stepping in blader guts.
There's the National Guard and the FBI, There's a van from the Eyewitness News, and helicopters circlin' round in the sky.
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin' and everyone's dyin' and Oh! Oh Max why? My, my, my, my, my, my. He used to be such a, hyper guy. Yes Emily, Now Max is doing time, in a federal prison, for his infamous crime. Hey, little friend now, don't you cry no more tears, he'll be at with good behavior, in 700 more years!!!
But, now Kai is in therapy, and Tyson's still nervous, and the bit beasts all go jobs workin' for the postal service!
And they say Hilary, she's on the phone every night, with her lawyer negotiating the movie rights.
They're talikn bout,
The Night Max Went Crazy,
The Night Mr. Happy flipped.
Broke his back, for some bladin', sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped.
The Night Max went Crazy, The Night the Blader went insane.
Realized, he'd been getting the raw deal, something finally must've snapped in his brain.
Oh yeah, something finally must've snapped in his brain. Tell ya, something finally must've snapped.in his brain. ************************************************************************ Max: Why did you make me go crazy and kill everyone? CIAFG: You didn't kill everyone, just several of them. And I think it suited you. Max: I think you've lost your mind! CIAFG: I think you lost yours a long time ago.