He loaded his pencil pouch, then dropped it.
"Ai Ai! A function is come!" he cried, running out of the room.
"Come back here, you overgrown, long haired--" the math teacher shouted, but Legolas stopped him mid sentence with a sharpened pencil.
The math teacher keeled over, with a pencil sticking out of his chest. The entire class gasped. Some children cried, some cheered, some were speechless, and a few took out pillows and fell asleep. The principal, who happened to be walking by, grew curious at the mixed sounds of cheering and crying coming from a math class room. She quietly walked in. Everything stopped, except for the sleeping children. They kept sleeping. Legolas stood up.
"What the hell did you do to him?" the principal screamed through her tears (she was having an affair with the teacher).
Legolas grew tired of everyone yelling at him, so he put a pencil through the principal too. The children were all awake, and stared at the sight, and went back to sleep.