The volleyball went over the net. Then, it fell from the sky. When Mary Sue went to retrieve the ball, an arrow was sticking from it!
"LEGOLAS! ! !" she screamed.
There, on the other side of the gym, was Legolas, stroking his bow.
"Why did you shoot the volleyball? It was new!" scolded the gym teacher.
Legolas continued to play volleyball, shooting an arrow here and there. By the end of gym class, all the volleyballs, even the hard ones, were pierced with arrows, and Legolas was all out of arrows.
"Damn!" he shouted, about to pull his hair, but he restrained himself. Pulling his hair would have made it look bad.