The paper had elvish, hair spray, hairbrushes, leaves, scrunchies, arrows, and hair-dye painted on it.
"Legolas, this is not what I meant by a poster. I wanted it to have a meaning, like an advertisement or announcement, and shut the fuck up girls at the back table!" the art teacher said.
"At least its abstract," Legolas said.
"BUT THIS ISN'T A PRE-SCHOOL COLLAGE! ! ! ! !"
"And so then I had a dream about earrings and a hot guy, and I woke up on top of a giant stuffed animal with my sheets all wrinkled," someone at the back table said.
Legolas had put up with them long enough, so he pulled out his daggers, the same ones he used at Helm's Deep, went over to the back table, and killed the people there. The art teacher was too unconscious to speak (snicker). Legolas took a paint brush and started painting with blood. He wrote some offensive stuff in elvish, and left when the bell rang.