"Buenas tardes clase" greeted the Spanish teacher.
"Elen sila lumenn omentilmo" replied Legolas (A star shall shine on the hour of our meeting.)
"RESPOND IN SPANISH, dammit! ! ! ! !" the teacher said.
The exhaled air from the Spanish teacher's mouth made Legolas's hair frizzy, causing him to pull out his bow.
"Lle naa curucuar," the teacher said to calm him down (You are a skillful bowman).
Thinking that the teacher actually liked him, Legolas stood up, and replied:
"Lle lava?" (Do you yield)
"NO!" the Spanish teacher yelled.
Legolas stood up, pulled out a dagger, and if you blinked, you opened your eyes to the sight of the teacher holding a dagger, challenging Legolas.
"Why the hell do you have a dagger with you?" one student asked.
"I knew this day would come. The day I have to fight a student," the teacher muttered, and they started fighting.
"Amin lava," the teacher sadly said after a few minutes, because she heard footsteps in the hallway (I yield.).
Legolas took over the Spanish class, and started teaching the elvish alphabet.
"Kwesse," he said.
"Kwesse," the class repeated.
The teacher had wasted the entire class annoying Legolas, so the bell rang a few minutes later, and school was over!