The Strangest Thing
**phone rings**
Rikku: Hello?
Sora: **on the phone** Hi Sweetie, It's Sora. What's up?
Rikku: OH! Hi babe. Not much. Are you busy? You wanna come over?
Sora: No I'm not busy. Sure I'll come over. What do you wanna do when I come over? **begins to laugh**
Rikku: Funny, Sora. **giggles** We can invite more people or something.
Sora: OK, I'll be over in a couple minutes.
Rikku: Ok bye!
**Rikku hangs up the phone**
**Doorbell rings**
**Rikku answers the door**
Rikku: HI!
Sora: Hey!
Rikku: Hold up got's to call some more people, then we can go to the coffee shop down the street. **smiles gleefully** :-D
Sora: uh.....right **confused by Rikku's smile**
**Rikku picks up the phone and calls all that is wanted to go to the coffee shop**
~At coffee shop~
Rikku: Is everyone here?
Sora: I AM!!
Setsuna: Me too
Tidus: I think i am **says stupidly**
Auron: I suppose I am, but I don't wanna be. **says grumpily**
Zan: SHUT UP RIKKU YOU KNOW WE'RE ALL HERE!
Rikku: Don't get all PMSy on me Zan.
**Zan snickers**
Leon: **whispers to Rikku** She's always pissy around these times. **winks at Rikku**
Tidus: Why are we here anyway?
Rikku: To talk!!!! **once again gleefully smiles** :-D
Sora: Uh....Rikku...your smile is blinding me.
Rikku: Funny.....
Auron: Let's get this "party" over with.
Rikku: Don't be such a party pooper Auron.
**Setsuna smacks Auron**
**Everyone orders coffee and begins to talk again**
Rikku: Damn it! Where is Yuna and Lulu, I called them a half an hour ago!!!
Sora: Calm down Sweetie. **cuddles with Rikku**
Setsuna: Well I killed Yuna and Lulu is whoring herself.
Rikku: Uh....whoring?
Setsuna: Whoring-the state of being a whore.
Auron: **yells** DON'T TALK ABOUT MY GIRL LIKE THAT!
**Setsuna smacks Auron again**
**Just then Lulu walks in the door**
Setsuna: Lulu, your done whoring yourself already?
**Lulu snickers**
Rikku: **yells** THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS WHORING, YOU MADE IT UP!!!
Setsuna: Rikku two words for you, Shut up.
Rikku: Ugh. **begins to cuddle with Sora again**
**Everyone drinks their coffee and continues the "Party" at Rikku's house**
~At Rikku's house~
Auron: ugh....what an awful house.
**Everyone ignores Auron's comment**
Lulu: Rikku is there a room me and Auron can go and talk privitely?
**a big smile widens on Auron's face**
Rikku: YEAH! Upstairs and to the left, the guest bedroom!
Lulu: **smiles** Thanks little one.
Rikku: YOUR WELCOME!
**Lulu and Auron hold hands as they walk up the stairs to the guest bedroom**
Rikku: **sings a song** I love Sora yes i do,I love Sora how about you? No you dont cuz he's all mine, And if you touch him I won't be kind.
Everyone in the room: awwww
Rikku: shut up **says grimly**
Sora: It's ok I like your song **kisses Rikku**
Tidus: Hey, Rikku you got a tent out back? **inside joke**
Rikku: AH! MY EYES, THEY BURN! THE PAIN, I CAN'T SEE!
**Tidus and Setsuna laugh**
**Rikku smacks Tidus**
**Setsuna smacks Rikku**
**Sora smacks Setsuna**
**Tidus smacks Sora**
**Rikku smacks Tidus**
**Setsuna smacks Rikku**
**Sora smacks Setsuna**
**Tidus smacks Sora**
**Rikku smacks Tidus**
**Setsuna smacks Rikku**
**Sora smacks Setsuna**
**Tidus smacks Sora**
Zan: STOP IT!
All four: Sorry!
**The "party" ends and Zan, Leon, Tidus, and Setsuna leave**
Rikku: Sora, do you hear that?
**a faint moan is heard**
Sora: Yea, what is that!?
**Sora and Rikku go upstairs and open the guest bedroom door to see Auron and Lulu having sex**
Rikku: *screams** AH! NOT AGAIN! MY EYES THEY BURN ALL OVER AGAIN, ONLY IN A MORE PAINFUL AND CONFUSING WAY!
Sora: **stands and stares** Live Porn, YEAH! **smiles gleefully**
Lulu: Ah! get out you maggets!
Auron: Yea **pants** get out!
**Rikku drags Sora down the stairs (literally)**
~later~
Rikku: I'm glad Lulu and Auron left, but now i have to sanitize the WHOLE room. **pouts**
Sora: **puts arm around Rikku** It's ok.
**Rikku and Sora begin making out**
**the doorbell rings, but they ignore it**
**the door opens**
Setsuna: RIKKU!
**they stop making out**
Rikku: Set! I'm sorry!
Sora: **being a smart ass** Yeah sorry Set it's just are WHORE-mones began to kick in. It's not our fault, blame it on our WHORE-mones.
Rikku: **elbows Sora in the stomach and whispers** shut up..
**Sora screams in pain**
Setsuna: Ok, i'll let it slip, but NO MORE!
**Rikku and Sora both nod**
**Tidus and Setsuna walk into Rikku's backyard**
**Rikku follows**
Rikku: What the hell are you doing?
Setsuna: Putting up a tent **winks at Rikku**
Rikku: **yells** AH! MY EYES THEY BURN AGAIN WITH OUT EVEN SEEING IT! LIKE RIPPING OUT MY STOMACH AND POURING THE ACID FROM IT INTO MY EYES! **runs back inside**
**Rikku passes out in front of the couch that Sora is on**
Sora: uh...Rikku?
~1 hour later~
Rikku: I wonder if Tidus and Setsuna really put up a tent.
Sora: Let's go find out. **says jokingly**
Rikku: NO!
**phone rings**
Rikku: Hello?
Sora: **on the phone** Hi Sweetie, It's Sora. What's up?
Rikku: OH! Hi babe. Not much. Are you busy? You wanna come over?
Sora: No I'm not busy. Sure I'll come over. What do you wanna do when I come over? **begins to laugh**
Rikku: Funny, Sora. **giggles** We can invite more people or something.
Sora: OK, I'll be over in a couple minutes.
Rikku: Ok bye!
**Rikku hangs up the phone**
**Doorbell rings**
**Rikku answers the door**
Rikku: HI!
Sora: Hey!
Rikku: Hold up got's to call some more people, then we can go to the coffee shop down the street. **smiles gleefully** :-D
Sora: uh.....right **confused by Rikku's smile**
**Rikku picks up the phone and calls all that is wanted to go to the coffee shop**
~At coffee shop~
Rikku: Is everyone here?
Sora: I AM!!
Setsuna: Me too
Tidus: I think i am **says stupidly**
Auron: I suppose I am, but I don't wanna be. **says grumpily**
Zan: SHUT UP RIKKU YOU KNOW WE'RE ALL HERE!
Rikku: Don't get all PMSy on me Zan.
**Zan snickers**
Leon: **whispers to Rikku** She's always pissy around these times. **winks at Rikku**
Tidus: Why are we here anyway?
Rikku: To talk!!!! **once again gleefully smiles** :-D
Sora: Uh....Rikku...your smile is blinding me.
Rikku: Funny.....
Auron: Let's get this "party" over with.
Rikku: Don't be such a party pooper Auron.
**Setsuna smacks Auron**
**Everyone orders coffee and begins to talk again**
Rikku: Damn it! Where is Yuna and Lulu, I called them a half an hour ago!!!
Sora: Calm down Sweetie. **cuddles with Rikku**
Setsuna: Well I killed Yuna and Lulu is whoring herself.
Rikku: Uh....whoring?
Setsuna: Whoring-the state of being a whore.
Auron: **yells** DON'T TALK ABOUT MY GIRL LIKE THAT!
**Setsuna smacks Auron again**
**Just then Lulu walks in the door**
Setsuna: Lulu, your done whoring yourself already?
**Lulu snickers**
Rikku: **yells** THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS WHORING, YOU MADE IT UP!!!
Setsuna: Rikku two words for you, Shut up.
Rikku: Ugh. **begins to cuddle with Sora again**
**Everyone drinks their coffee and continues the "Party" at Rikku's house**
~At Rikku's house~
Auron: ugh....what an awful house.
**Everyone ignores Auron's comment**
Lulu: Rikku is there a room me and Auron can go and talk privitely?
**a big smile widens on Auron's face**
Rikku: YEAH! Upstairs and to the left, the guest bedroom!
Lulu: **smiles** Thanks little one.
Rikku: YOUR WELCOME!
**Lulu and Auron hold hands as they walk up the stairs to the guest bedroom**
Rikku: **sings a song** I love Sora yes i do,I love Sora how about you? No you dont cuz he's all mine, And if you touch him I won't be kind.
Everyone in the room: awwww
Rikku: shut up **says grimly**
Sora: It's ok I like your song **kisses Rikku**
Tidus: Hey, Rikku you got a tent out back? **inside joke**
Rikku: AH! MY EYES, THEY BURN! THE PAIN, I CAN'T SEE!
**Tidus and Setsuna laugh**
**Rikku smacks Tidus**
**Setsuna smacks Rikku**
**Sora smacks Setsuna**
**Tidus smacks Sora**
**Rikku smacks Tidus**
**Setsuna smacks Rikku**
**Sora smacks Setsuna**
**Tidus smacks Sora**
**Rikku smacks Tidus**
**Setsuna smacks Rikku**
**Sora smacks Setsuna**
**Tidus smacks Sora**
Zan: STOP IT!
All four: Sorry!
**The "party" ends and Zan, Leon, Tidus, and Setsuna leave**
Rikku: Sora, do you hear that?
**a faint moan is heard**
Sora: Yea, what is that!?
**Sora and Rikku go upstairs and open the guest bedroom door to see Auron and Lulu having sex**
Rikku: *screams** AH! NOT AGAIN! MY EYES THEY BURN ALL OVER AGAIN, ONLY IN A MORE PAINFUL AND CONFUSING WAY!
Sora: **stands and stares** Live Porn, YEAH! **smiles gleefully**
Lulu: Ah! get out you maggets!
Auron: Yea **pants** get out!
**Rikku drags Sora down the stairs (literally)**
~later~
Rikku: I'm glad Lulu and Auron left, but now i have to sanitize the WHOLE room. **pouts**
Sora: **puts arm around Rikku** It's ok.
**Rikku and Sora begin making out**
**the doorbell rings, but they ignore it**
**the door opens**
Setsuna: RIKKU!
**they stop making out**
Rikku: Set! I'm sorry!
Sora: **being a smart ass** Yeah sorry Set it's just are WHORE-mones began to kick in. It's not our fault, blame it on our WHORE-mones.
Rikku: **elbows Sora in the stomach and whispers** shut up..
**Sora screams in pain**
Setsuna: Ok, i'll let it slip, but NO MORE!
**Rikku and Sora both nod**
**Tidus and Setsuna walk into Rikku's backyard**
**Rikku follows**
Rikku: What the hell are you doing?
Setsuna: Putting up a tent **winks at Rikku**
Rikku: **yells** AH! MY EYES THEY BURN AGAIN WITH OUT EVEN SEEING IT! LIKE RIPPING OUT MY STOMACH AND POURING THE ACID FROM IT INTO MY EYES! **runs back inside**
**Rikku passes out in front of the couch that Sora is on**
Sora: uh...Rikku?
~1 hour later~
Rikku: I wonder if Tidus and Setsuna really put up a tent.
Sora: Let's go find out. **says jokingly**
Rikku: NO!