DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NEWSIES BECAUSE DINSEY DOES. I DO NOT OWN MY
FRIENDS. I DO NOT OWN MY NEIGHBORHOOD AND I DO NOT OWN CHOCOLATE CHIP
COOKIES. (Although I wish I did)
SHOUTS!
Sapphy: I am very happy about the little men in the white coats telling you that. Since Snyder can't be a ball buffer I have evil devious plans for that one. It involves well you will see. ::laughs at making you wait:: don't feel sorry for Spot. I have been hit by frickin bowling BALLS in my days, he can deal. I'm glad you like the story!
Cass: ok first off. Beth gets Spot and you don't because she's more convenient. You will get a Newsie though. No worries there. Why would you ever doubt me? as for me "stealing" gryff's man. . . well that child can deal.
Gryffin:
WELL HERE GOES!
After the movie we all went up to my room and went to bed. The next morning we got up and Anna R. (Anna), Sarah May- (big notice on the hyphen) Stein (Sari), Ariane (Ari) and Emma Baum (Em, Emma, or my personal favorite Baum- Baum) wanted to come over. We were bored so at about 2 we started making chocolate chip cookies.
"MADDIE!!!!!!! Get your freakin' brother away from me! He still calls me Emma Hance! Do you know how much of an insult that is to me?" Anna screamed
"It's an insult to anyone hunny" Beth said in a dead serious tone
Oh boy. . . the craziness of baking cookies.
"VINCIENZO LORENZO AFONZO!!!" I yelled loudly. I knew it would annoy him.
"WHAT? AND DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
"FINE THEN HOWS THIS? VINCENT WILLIAM CHANDLER!!!"
"MADELINE YOU ARE A BITCH YOU KNOW THAT? DON'T SAY THAT NAME!"
Gr this is going to take a lot of time and kindness.
"Vince oh stupid ass! Leave Anna alone."
"Why should I?"
"I will give you a cookie."
"Really? And if I don't?"
"No cookie for you!" I said in my great impression of the soup-nazi in "Seinfeld"
"BUT I WANNA COOKIE!" he whined
"Then you best leave Anna alone child" ariane said. God bless the black people ::bows down::
"Fine be that way!" he sulked down the stairs into the basement and turned the "Empire Records" soundtrack on. I shook my head and started singing along to "Little Bastard"
Little bastard! All fish belly white
Wears gym trunks
And a tanktop shirt When his grandma Sees him playing with a knife She says, "Put that down, You're gonna get hurt."
And she calls him Little Bastard And she says it to his face And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard, Call me Snake."
I was about to go on to the second verse when Ariane said
"Well white girl, are there any sexy guys left for us?"
"Yeah what about us?" Sari asked from under the table. She is such a strange child . . .
"Well last night Blink said there are more."
"YAY!"
"oh joy guys." Baum-Baum muttered
"I bet I could find you a nice musician . . . one for you to play bass and drums with." She is a musician by the way. Just then the doorbell rang.
"Ding dong dong dong, ding ding ding dong." Everyone said with the doorbell.
"I'se a gotsta its!" I yelled very loudly
I walked through the breakfast room into the hall and looked through the window in the vestibule door then through the window on the front door. It was Forrest.
"Why don't you have your key?" (I love playing with his mind.)
"I have a key?"
"Well you practically live here you should"
"Correction: I DO live here. And if you want me to have a key so bad get me one. Oh and while your at it, unlock the fucking door."
"Okely dokely then" I say as I unlock and open the door for my "almost brother".
When he gets into the house he gives me his usual greeting punch. I don't know how long he has done that but it's like a tradition by now.
"That's one so far today. I shall redeem meself!" I say while putting up a noble British knight act.
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD! You can't say there isn't any. I smell it . . . it's cookies!" He races toward the kitchen and the cookies. I ran after him.
"OWWWW FUCK KLEO! Get off of me!" My pittbull Kleo seemed to have seen Forrest. Being the psychotic dog she is, jumped on him and pushed him on the ground. He was on the ground laughing, being licked to death, and begging to be helped.
"GOOOOOO Kleo! EAT HIM ALIVE!!!!!" Beth yelled. Laughing I pulled the ecstatic dog off of Forrest.
"The cookies will be done later. Vince is in the basement."
"Thanks Maddie." He did one of his strange runs downstairs.
"Well Mads all we need is for Meagan to be here and we have your whole family here." Em said from behind yet another anime magazine."
"Well Meg is coming over Emma . . . you in fact predicted the future . . . since Christopher is off skating I thought this is the perfect time to plan the wedding." Molly said this as she walked down the stairs. The doorbell then rang and I heard the two girls squeal and run upstairs . . . this wedding is going to be a pain.
"If the doorbell rings again I'm taking it away!" I heard mom yell from her room.
"SORRY MARMEE!" Beth yelled.
"MY WORD!"
"MY MOM!"
"MY HOUSE!"
"MY HAIRS PRETTIER!" (why does it always go to that argument?)
"MY JOB GOT YOU YOUR GUY!"
"Damn you won again."
"Speaking of guys when do we get to meet them?"
BING BING BEEP BING!!!! The annoying oven beeped.
"Well if you get the cookies out then we can go see them right now."
"SCORE!" Sari yelled from under the table . . . she then ran out from under it to help get the cookies out.
Me and Anna went to tackle the "terrible two".
"YO LOSERS!"
"YEAH?"
"WHAT ARE YA DOIN?"
"WATCHING ALL THE JAY AND SILENT BOB MOVIES! WHY?"
"WE ARE ALL GONNA GO OUT! IF YOU NEED ME CALL MY PRETTYFUL CELL PHONE!"
"WHAT EVER!"
"Stoners." I said quietly to Anna while rolling my eyes. She giggled.
"I decided because I'm beautiful, smart, and witty that-" "We are not Jack Minrose . . ." Emma said playfully
"Yes I know but anyway we should bring them cookies."
"ok but your carrying them" Beth said
"Fine"
We than set off. Me in baggy clothes. Beth in her usual Adidas rather cute sporty outfits. Min in her Abercrombie. Sari in tight pants and a tight T- shirt. Ari in flares and a AE hoody. And Anna in flares and an AE rugby shirt with a matching hoody over it. She always looked great.
We then set off to see our boys. And damn were we excited.
End chapter 4.
I know it was a bad ending but the next chapter will be better. And I promise to get back to bowling once I have the main characters down.
PLEASE REVIEW!
SHOUTS!
Sapphy: I am very happy about the little men in the white coats telling you that. Since Snyder can't be a ball buffer I have evil devious plans for that one. It involves well you will see. ::laughs at making you wait:: don't feel sorry for Spot. I have been hit by frickin bowling BALLS in my days, he can deal. I'm glad you like the story!
Cass: ok first off. Beth gets Spot and you don't because she's more convenient. You will get a Newsie though. No worries there. Why would you ever doubt me? as for me "stealing" gryff's man. . . well that child can deal.
Gryffin:
WELL HERE GOES!
After the movie we all went up to my room and went to bed. The next morning we got up and Anna R. (Anna), Sarah May- (big notice on the hyphen) Stein (Sari), Ariane (Ari) and Emma Baum (Em, Emma, or my personal favorite Baum- Baum) wanted to come over. We were bored so at about 2 we started making chocolate chip cookies.
"MADDIE!!!!!!! Get your freakin' brother away from me! He still calls me Emma Hance! Do you know how much of an insult that is to me?" Anna screamed
"It's an insult to anyone hunny" Beth said in a dead serious tone
Oh boy. . . the craziness of baking cookies.
"VINCIENZO LORENZO AFONZO!!!" I yelled loudly. I knew it would annoy him.
"WHAT? AND DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
"FINE THEN HOWS THIS? VINCENT WILLIAM CHANDLER!!!"
"MADELINE YOU ARE A BITCH YOU KNOW THAT? DON'T SAY THAT NAME!"
Gr this is going to take a lot of time and kindness.
"Vince oh stupid ass! Leave Anna alone."
"Why should I?"
"I will give you a cookie."
"Really? And if I don't?"
"No cookie for you!" I said in my great impression of the soup-nazi in "Seinfeld"
"BUT I WANNA COOKIE!" he whined
"Then you best leave Anna alone child" ariane said. God bless the black people ::bows down::
"Fine be that way!" he sulked down the stairs into the basement and turned the "Empire Records" soundtrack on. I shook my head and started singing along to "Little Bastard"
Little bastard! All fish belly white
Wears gym trunks
And a tanktop shirt When his grandma Sees him playing with a knife She says, "Put that down, You're gonna get hurt."
And she calls him Little Bastard And she says it to his face And he says, "Don't call me Little Bastard, Call me Snake."
I was about to go on to the second verse when Ariane said
"Well white girl, are there any sexy guys left for us?"
"Yeah what about us?" Sari asked from under the table. She is such a strange child . . .
"Well last night Blink said there are more."
"YAY!"
"oh joy guys." Baum-Baum muttered
"I bet I could find you a nice musician . . . one for you to play bass and drums with." She is a musician by the way. Just then the doorbell rang.
"Ding dong dong dong, ding ding ding dong." Everyone said with the doorbell.
"I'se a gotsta its!" I yelled very loudly
I walked through the breakfast room into the hall and looked through the window in the vestibule door then through the window on the front door. It was Forrest.
"Why don't you have your key?" (I love playing with his mind.)
"I have a key?"
"Well you practically live here you should"
"Correction: I DO live here. And if you want me to have a key so bad get me one. Oh and while your at it, unlock the fucking door."
"Okely dokely then" I say as I unlock and open the door for my "almost brother".
When he gets into the house he gives me his usual greeting punch. I don't know how long he has done that but it's like a tradition by now.
"That's one so far today. I shall redeem meself!" I say while putting up a noble British knight act.
"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD! You can't say there isn't any. I smell it . . . it's cookies!" He races toward the kitchen and the cookies. I ran after him.
"OWWWW FUCK KLEO! Get off of me!" My pittbull Kleo seemed to have seen Forrest. Being the psychotic dog she is, jumped on him and pushed him on the ground. He was on the ground laughing, being licked to death, and begging to be helped.
"GOOOOOO Kleo! EAT HIM ALIVE!!!!!" Beth yelled. Laughing I pulled the ecstatic dog off of Forrest.
"The cookies will be done later. Vince is in the basement."
"Thanks Maddie." He did one of his strange runs downstairs.
"Well Mads all we need is for Meagan to be here and we have your whole family here." Em said from behind yet another anime magazine."
"Well Meg is coming over Emma . . . you in fact predicted the future . . . since Christopher is off skating I thought this is the perfect time to plan the wedding." Molly said this as she walked down the stairs. The doorbell then rang and I heard the two girls squeal and run upstairs . . . this wedding is going to be a pain.
"If the doorbell rings again I'm taking it away!" I heard mom yell from her room.
"SORRY MARMEE!" Beth yelled.
"MY WORD!"
"MY MOM!"
"MY HOUSE!"
"MY HAIRS PRETTIER!" (why does it always go to that argument?)
"MY JOB GOT YOU YOUR GUY!"
"Damn you won again."
"Speaking of guys when do we get to meet them?"
BING BING BEEP BING!!!! The annoying oven beeped.
"Well if you get the cookies out then we can go see them right now."
"SCORE!" Sari yelled from under the table . . . she then ran out from under it to help get the cookies out.
Me and Anna went to tackle the "terrible two".
"YO LOSERS!"
"YEAH?"
"WHAT ARE YA DOIN?"
"WATCHING ALL THE JAY AND SILENT BOB MOVIES! WHY?"
"WE ARE ALL GONNA GO OUT! IF YOU NEED ME CALL MY PRETTYFUL CELL PHONE!"
"WHAT EVER!"
"Stoners." I said quietly to Anna while rolling my eyes. She giggled.
"I decided because I'm beautiful, smart, and witty that-" "We are not Jack Minrose . . ." Emma said playfully
"Yes I know but anyway we should bring them cookies."
"ok but your carrying them" Beth said
"Fine"
We than set off. Me in baggy clothes. Beth in her usual Adidas rather cute sporty outfits. Min in her Abercrombie. Sari in tight pants and a tight T- shirt. Ari in flares and a AE hoody. And Anna in flares and an AE rugby shirt with a matching hoody over it. She always looked great.
We then set off to see our boys. And damn were we excited.
End chapter 4.
I know it was a bad ending but the next chapter will be better. And I promise to get back to bowling once I have the main characters down.
PLEASE REVIEW!