Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. They all belong to their
respective studios, authors, and so forth. I just enjoy messing around
with them.
Gandalf knew the Balrog was plotting against him, because Gandalf knows everything. So he went to go visit his buddy Elrond in Rivendell, who was secretly an Agent, but we'll get to that later.
They discussed a battle strategy, then decided their plan of action. Meanwhile, the Balrog, Fred, and Smaug planned their own strategy in their secret clubhouse (which had a big NO GIRLS ALLOWED sign painted on the front).
Suddenly, a porthole opened in the room and out stepped Link. "..." Said Link.
"No," said the Balrog. "This is Middle-Earth, not Hyrule. And I don't know any Gannondorf. Sorry man."
"....?" asked Link, pointing to Smaug. "No, I'm not Volvagia. You're looking for my brother. He lives down the street." Replied Smaug.
"...." said Link gratefully, stepping back through the porthole.
"You're welcome! It was nice meeting you!" They called after him.
Gandalf knew the Balrog was plotting against him, because Gandalf knows everything. So he went to go visit his buddy Elrond in Rivendell, who was secretly an Agent, but we'll get to that later.
They discussed a battle strategy, then decided their plan of action. Meanwhile, the Balrog, Fred, and Smaug planned their own strategy in their secret clubhouse (which had a big NO GIRLS ALLOWED sign painted on the front).
Suddenly, a porthole opened in the room and out stepped Link. "..." Said Link.
"No," said the Balrog. "This is Middle-Earth, not Hyrule. And I don't know any Gannondorf. Sorry man."
"....?" asked Link, pointing to Smaug. "No, I'm not Volvagia. You're looking for my brother. He lives down the street." Replied Smaug.
"...." said Link gratefully, stepping back through the porthole.
"You're welcome! It was nice meeting you!" They called after him.
