Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. They all belong to their
respective studios, authors, and so forth. I just enjoy messing around
with them.
Note: Hooray! The last chapter is here! Let me know what y'all think.
Finally, the day of the big battle arrived. They agreed to meet in a big field somewhere.
Just as they were about to start, Neo came in and said "I am the One!"
"No, Frodo destroyed the Ring." Said Voldemort, putting his arm around the White Witch (who was very pregnant now).
"Not the One Ring, just plain the One. Idiots." He muttered under his breath.
"Hey, weren't you that guy in that movie -ummmm- what was it again? With the bus.." Contemplated Gandalf.
"Oh, you're thinking of Speed." Said Smaug.
"Just shut up. I'm sick of being that 'guy from Speed'!" Cried Neo, then everything turned into all those Matrix numbers and it was all green and stuff.
Then Neo saw Elrond and became enraged. "Agent Smith! Die!" Then everything blew up except for the dinosaur.
Fred looked around, puzzled, then his eyes landed on Neo, who was very tall for a hobbit. He pulled out a cigarette pack and offered Neo a smoke.
Neo declined. "Those things will kill you, you know."
Fred shrugged and lit it. Then his cell phone started ringing. He reached into his pocketses and answered it. "It's for you." He said to Neo.
After Neo had finished the conversation, he handed the phone back to Fred. "We have to go to Mount Weathertop." He said. "I have some friends who want to meet you."
"But that's so far!" exclaimed Fred.
"Don't worry." Said Neo, pulling out a small black whistle and blowing it. "I'm a Black Rider."
"Oh, cool!" said Fred. "Let's go."
They moseyed on over to Mount Weathertop, where they met up with Morpheus (aka: the Witch King) and Trinity (another of the Black Riders).
"You can take the blue pill or the red pill." Morpheus said to Fred.
"The red ones taste like strawberries." Neo whispered to Fred.
Fred took the red pill and when he woke up, he was in Narnia with Mr. Tumnus standing over him. "Here, have a cup of tea. You'll feel better." Said Mr. Tumnus, handing it to him.
"What's the Matrix?" Fred asked groggily.
"Oh, that old thing. That's just a story they made up to scare kids. Now drink your tea."
And they lived happily ever after.
THE END
Until it starts all over again..
Note: Hooray! The last chapter is here! Let me know what y'all think.
Finally, the day of the big battle arrived. They agreed to meet in a big field somewhere.
Just as they were about to start, Neo came in and said "I am the One!"
"No, Frodo destroyed the Ring." Said Voldemort, putting his arm around the White Witch (who was very pregnant now).
"Not the One Ring, just plain the One. Idiots." He muttered under his breath.
"Hey, weren't you that guy in that movie -ummmm- what was it again? With the bus.." Contemplated Gandalf.
"Oh, you're thinking of Speed." Said Smaug.
"Just shut up. I'm sick of being that 'guy from Speed'!" Cried Neo, then everything turned into all those Matrix numbers and it was all green and stuff.
Then Neo saw Elrond and became enraged. "Agent Smith! Die!" Then everything blew up except for the dinosaur.
Fred looked around, puzzled, then his eyes landed on Neo, who was very tall for a hobbit. He pulled out a cigarette pack and offered Neo a smoke.
Neo declined. "Those things will kill you, you know."
Fred shrugged and lit it. Then his cell phone started ringing. He reached into his pocketses and answered it. "It's for you." He said to Neo.
After Neo had finished the conversation, he handed the phone back to Fred. "We have to go to Mount Weathertop." He said. "I have some friends who want to meet you."
"But that's so far!" exclaimed Fred.
"Don't worry." Said Neo, pulling out a small black whistle and blowing it. "I'm a Black Rider."
"Oh, cool!" said Fred. "Let's go."
They moseyed on over to Mount Weathertop, where they met up with Morpheus (aka: the Witch King) and Trinity (another of the Black Riders).
"You can take the blue pill or the red pill." Morpheus said to Fred.
"The red ones taste like strawberries." Neo whispered to Fred.
Fred took the red pill and when he woke up, he was in Narnia with Mr. Tumnus standing over him. "Here, have a cup of tea. You'll feel better." Said Mr. Tumnus, handing it to him.
"What's the Matrix?" Fred asked groggily.
"Oh, that old thing. That's just a story they made up to scare kids. Now drink your tea."
And they lived happily ever after.
THE END
Until it starts all over again..