Scene 2: Greece 3000 BC
Aries: Hate to say I told you so.
Voldemort: Told me what? Where am I? Why does my voice sound all high and girlish? Aries: o_O I think the lightning might have fried your brains.
Voldemort: Is there a mirror anywhere around here?
Aries: Now I know you're nuts! You had the location of every mirror from here to Mesopotamia memorized before! Here.
Aries hands Voldemort a mirror.
Voldemort: O_O Man, I feel like a woman.
Cue music for the mandatory songfic portion of any slash fic. (by Fountains of Wayne) Stacy's mom has got it going on
Stacy's mom has got it going on
Stacy's mom has got it going on
Stacy's mom has got it going on
Stacy can I come over after school (after school)
We can hang out by the pool (by the pool)
Aries: What does this song have to do with anything that's going on here?!
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there? Or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)
You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be
Voldemort: Absolutely nothing. That's slash songfics for you.
I'm all grown up now baby can't you see
Stacy's mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
Aries: But you're a girl so it can't be slash! I'm saved!!
Stacy's mom has got it going on
Stacy's mom has got it going on
Stacy do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
Voldemort: Well, not exactly.
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
And the way she said "You missed a spot over there."
Aries: What do you mean?
I know you think it's just a fantasy
Voldemort: It seems I switched bodies with Aphrodite when I shocked myself on Harry Potter's dog fence. My name is really Voldemort, but you can call me the Dark Lord, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named or You-Know-Who.
But since your dad walked out your mom could use a guy like me
Aries: Can I just call you Voldie?
Voldie: *sigh* Okay.
Stacy's mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
Aries: Oh shit. Out of all the people to switch with, why did it have to be a goddess of love?
Voldie thinks to himself with a maniacal grin.
Voldie: Thank you, stupid author for the slash opportunity!
Stacy's mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
Note from the Author: The following scene has been rated NC-17 by those pesky anti-slash people who hate slash but just read it so they can flame it.
Stuff goes on that you don't want to know about.
End NC-17 zone.
Aries: ..
Voldie: .
Aries: Was it good for you?
Voldie: Yeah! I should electrocute myself more often!
Aries: But there's something I don't understand.
Voldie: What's that?
Aries: How did this story go from PG to NC-17 and back in about 10 seconds, depending on the speed of the reader?
Voldie: Beats me. Imitation of typical slash fics?
Aries: Yeah, that's probably it.
Voldie: We're running out of things to say here. Our relationship is disintegrating. Aries: The scene should probably end now.
Voldie: Good point.
End Scene 2
Aries: Hate to say I told you so.
Voldemort: Told me what? Where am I? Why does my voice sound all high and girlish? Aries: o_O I think the lightning might have fried your brains.
Voldemort: Is there a mirror anywhere around here?
Aries: Now I know you're nuts! You had the location of every mirror from here to Mesopotamia memorized before! Here.
Aries hands Voldemort a mirror.
Voldemort: O_O Man, I feel like a woman.
Cue music for the mandatory songfic portion of any slash fic. (by Fountains of Wayne) Stacy's mom has got it going on
Stacy's mom has got it going on
Stacy's mom has got it going on
Stacy's mom has got it going on
Stacy can I come over after school (after school)
We can hang out by the pool (by the pool)
Aries: What does this song have to do with anything that's going on here?!
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there? Or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)
You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be
Voldemort: Absolutely nothing. That's slash songfics for you.
I'm all grown up now baby can't you see
Stacy's mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
Aries: But you're a girl so it can't be slash! I'm saved!!
Stacy's mom has got it going on
Stacy's mom has got it going on
Stacy do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
Voldemort: Well, not exactly.
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
And the way she said "You missed a spot over there."
Aries: What do you mean?
I know you think it's just a fantasy
Voldemort: It seems I switched bodies with Aphrodite when I shocked myself on Harry Potter's dog fence. My name is really Voldemort, but you can call me the Dark Lord, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named or You-Know-Who.
But since your dad walked out your mom could use a guy like me
Aries: Can I just call you Voldie?
Voldie: *sigh* Okay.
Stacy's mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
Aries: Oh shit. Out of all the people to switch with, why did it have to be a goddess of love?
Voldie thinks to himself with a maniacal grin.
Voldie: Thank you, stupid author for the slash opportunity!
Stacy's mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
Note from the Author: The following scene has been rated NC-17 by those pesky anti-slash people who hate slash but just read it so they can flame it.
Stuff goes on that you don't want to know about.
End NC-17 zone.
Aries: ..
Voldie: .
Aries: Was it good for you?
Voldie: Yeah! I should electrocute myself more often!
Aries: But there's something I don't understand.
Voldie: What's that?
Aries: How did this story go from PG to NC-17 and back in about 10 seconds, depending on the speed of the reader?
Voldie: Beats me. Imitation of typical slash fics?
Aries: Yeah, that's probably it.
Voldie: We're running out of things to say here. Our relationship is disintegrating. Aries: The scene should probably end now.
Voldie: Good point.
End Scene 2