Fallen: Hello!, you know what? for starters, before we get to the story were going to have a few things straightened out. Today my yami will be given a name.
Y.Fallen: wha?!
Fallen: yes I dub thee,…Riever!
Riever: you fucken prick.
Fallen: and I shall reveal my gender. I'm a girl. go girls!!!!!!! ^-^ but u just gotta love those bishii's!
Riever: and I'm a guy.
Fallen: yup, my yami looks like, um, yamato 'cept his hair goes to his waist in a ponytail and he has red eyes and is built, in this story so is yama but..
Fallen: and I'm bringing in another muse so that riever can fall for him and become a yaoi-Bishii!
riever: bitch! never!
fallen: everyone meet Kale!
Kale: Konnichiwa! ^-^
riever: O-O [thinking] wow… nice…^-^ {baaaad thoughts!}
fallen: kale has long brown hair that reaches the floor, he has tai's cute eyes and yugi's [yu-gi-oh] kawaii smile.
Kale: hello everyone. hello riever. ^ =^
Riever:…er, ya hi…[blush] ^-^
Fallen: k. now Taichi do the disclaimer.
Taichi: NO! [is locked in his room with Linkin park Broken glass music blasting]
Fallen: yamato…?
Yamato: [is voice is dull and emotionless] she owns nothing 'cept for kale and riever. and yes this is like Jason X.
Fallen: [looks at Taichi's door then yamato] what happened?
Yamato: T-T he b-broke up with me!
Riever: HUH?!?!
Kale: oh my…
Fallen: XoX [faints]
Riever: why?
Yamato: I was walking home when that evil bitch [sora] pinned me and, and k-kissed me!
Riever: so…?
Yamato: I have no clue why but I kissed her back and taichi saw…
Fallen: [heard the story] You _KISSED_ her??!! [faints dead]
Taichi: [in his room where no one can see him] T-T 'mato. [sobs]
Kale: riever, why don't we write the story while Yamato, taichi and fallen have a time out.
Riever: k. [blush]
you know the warnings, blood, yaoi, there're murders, and all that shit. sora bashing
oh and sorry for saying cereal killers instead of serial. hehe the killers of breakfast. ^-^'
I had also made another mistake. THE YEAR IS 2534 NOT 2134!
'thinking' "talking"
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"Sora, we have two cryogenically frozen bodies one will be defrosting." The captain ordered.
A tall dark man stood watching as the bodies were lifted out of the mini space craft and on to the ship.
"O.k, who are were bring back Daisuke?" He said to the boy helping move the bodies.
"The brunet Jano." He said and helped the blue haired boy across from him load them onto a stretcher.
"What about the blond?" Jano asked.
"Gonna dice 'em up and see his insides." Said a red haired girl who jumped up beside him.
"Fuck! don't do that sora!" Jano said, clutching his heart.
"Sora! take the blond one down to sector 5, cut him up, do whatever but you have to watch Tekaru and Daisuke." The captain said sternly.
"What?! Haito you basterd…" She mumbled as Tekaru and Daisuke moved the frozen body to sector 5. [you know what this means? sora dies first! ^-^, don know if I should let anyone live or not}
Two girls, one with purple hair and one with pink, wheeled the brunet into sector 2, the defrosting…place.
" O.k people were about to defrost one of the oldest preserved bodies ever. Get ready." Said Haito.
"For someone so old he sure has a nice body!" Said a green haired boy.
"Good god Yuki, can you not think of any subject beside sexual activities?" Said a blue haired android.
"What…did he say Koushiro?" Yuki asked.
"Jyou said keep your mind out of the gutter." Kou said, snapping back Jyou's neck panel.
"O.k people, we need his clothes off."
Yuki gave an evil giggle and nearly ran to the table was. But the blue haired girl, Mary stepped in front off him and swatted him away.
"O.k while Mary clears the clothing everyone get into position." Instructed Haito.
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Daisuke pulled on the large knife that the blond had in a death grip.
He managed to get the knife loose and fell on his butt.
"You o.k.? does the little baby need some help?" Tekaru asked his boyfriend.
"Shut up!" daisuke yelled and swung the knife at him.
Tekaru jumped back and the knife slashed through the wall.
Tekaru and Daisuke looked at the weapon in awe and daisuke quickly put it down.
"Why don't you too go watch the meteor shower while I do this? your not much help." sora said in her usual bitchy tone.
[A/n: Kale: don't talk to them like that bitch! Jale: you've been here one fic and already she taught you hatred toward her. Kale: damn straight! Jale:…T-T your straight? Kale: no!]
"O.k!" they said together, smirks of triumph on there're "angelic" faces.
Sora sighed as she went back to putting data about the blond into the computer. The slight twitch of the blonds fingers went unnoticed.
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Mary had just finished cutting away the brunets underwear and was putting a black cloth over the boy's lower regions.
"So, what do you think happened to his gut?" Yuki asked, pointing to the knife wound. The temperature of the room and warming of the table he was on had melted the ice and the wound was bleeding slightly.
"We'll ask when he wakes up. Were ready to go." said Mary.
Haito pushed a red button above the table and a large have tube thing lowered over the boy. Mist clouded the window but thanks to the camera they could see the wound heal and his chest rise up and down in a steady rhythm.
Everybody cheered and lifted the tube up.
"Take him to sector 5, he can wake there and sora can find some clothes for him." Haito said.
"Sweet, hope she gives him a thong." Yuki said with an eechi [pervertive] grin.
Jyou slapped him upside the head and picked up the nearly naked boy. Koushiro grinned, glad he had programmed Jyou to only like him.
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Sora was cutting away at yamato's black tank shirt. She had a smile on her face.
'To bad we can't defrost you, your quite the looker, and you have a nice chest and abs…' Sora peeled the shirt off the boy.
She was to stupid to have noticed that all the ice had melted and that his chest was rising and falling. Oh she also didn't notice the fact that whenever she turned her head away from him he would open his eyes and look for a weapon and his Koi, getting angrier every time he could spot either.
"Sora! we got the other, when he wakes up, please give some clothes." Said Jyou walking through the doors and putting the clothes-less teen on a table beside the blond.
Jyou left and sora started grumbling about have to do so much around here.
The blond boy was raging when he say that the blue haired guy had been toughing his Koibito's naked body.
Sora left the room to get some more supplies and clothes.
The brunet stirred and whimpered.
"m..mato-o?" came the small reply, the boy coughed, his vocal cords started to work again after being frozen for over 500 years.
"Taichi" Yamato said a gentle smile on his usual cruel face.
"W-what? where?" Taichi sat up.
"I don't know but it seems these people don't know about us." Yamato said, continuing to stay down in the same position.
"Do you…" Taichi started but stopped mid sentence.
"What?" Yamato asked a smirk on his face. knowing taichi, he was ready for some fun.
"Well once we get some answers, and we like whats going on, why not we play a little game?" Taichi suggested.
"Oooohhhh, which one?" Yamato said with glee.
"The one where you are the evil killer, and everyone on the ship, including me, is trying to escape with there lives and now with our communicators, I can tell you were we are, what your to do until there all dead?" Taichi said with an small smile.
"I like it, you pretend like you were frozen by mistake, I get on the loss, kill someone and you betray there lives underneath there own noses. This is another reason why I love you." Yamato said smiling.
Taichi blushed and looked around then bent down for a small kiss.
The door gave a load hiss and yamato pretended to go back to being frozen while Taichi looked like he was frightened out of his mind, he was thankful that before he meet Yama he had taken some serious acting lessons.
"Hello, I see your up." Sora said fallowed by the crew.
Taichi just stared and looked around, just realizing he was wearing nothing but a black cloth.
"Do you have a name?" Yuki asked.
"He'll tell us after he gets dressed, everyone out." Yelled Mary, she tossed the cloths on the floor beside taichi.
"get dressed and we'll explain everything." She said and closed the door.
Taichi got dressed and moved as far away from yamato's body.
The others came in after.
"Hello, um…can you tell us what happened to you and your friend?" Said Haito, pointing to yamato.
"what is he doing here! we have to get rid of him!" Taichi said in fear.
"Calm down and explain to us what's wrong." Mary said.
"He's dangerous! haven't you heard of Yamato Ishida?" Taichi said.
They shook there heads.
Taichi stared for a moment.
"Maybe we should explain first. You see we found you in and cryogenic freezer. you were injured and the blond was in the machine, what were you doing down there?" Mary asked.
"My name is Taic- Tai, Tai Kamiya." He said using his mothers maiden name and what everyone used to call him before yamato and hilled them.
"I work for the F.B.I, my job was to freeze Yamato, he's a serial killer, he's killed more that 400 people. As my friend and I were putting him in the freezer he pulled out a knife and broke the glass, he managed to get me and my friend, but my friend decided to leave me to freeze as well. Now can you tell me who you are where I am, why the hell he's here and how long I was frozen." Taichi said, he was quite good at make up stories in a very little time limit.
The crew looked at him with sorrow.
"I am captain of the ship, my name is Haito, the is koushiro, his sexy toy- I mean android Jyou, sora, mimi, miya, Mary, Yuki, Jano, Tekaru and Daisuke. you are on the ship 'Kage Sakura' he is going in a museum, and don't worry our scans saw he is deader that doorknob and ,well , the year is 2534." Said the captain who was still receiving glares form kou and jyou.
Taichi stared at him.
"That's over 500 years." He said in awe.
"Don't worry, I'll help you get up to date." said Yuki with an evil grin. He wrapped he arm around Taichi's thin waist.
"You must be starving , come with me." He said, not realizing how close he was from getting horribly killed by yamato.
Sora smiled as she started to soap her hands, he was about to open up Yamato's chest but first she had to remove his pants.
Yamato smiled as she neared, he was really itching to kill.
He knew when he was frozen time didn't feel long at all but something knew how long it had been. He yearned for the feeling of wood or metel in his hands, form the blood to splash over him and the feeling of power through his veins.
He couldn't wait any longer, he got up and walked to the side, grabbing a huge aux from the side wall. It was seven feet tall, two feet taller that him. The aux was small on the right side but the left held a mighty blade. The blade was two feet in width and an inch thick. perfect for pain.
Sora turned around and started sing and walking over to the table.
She picked up some scissors and went to grab yamato's pants.
Yamato stared at her, eyes wide and disbelieving. What kind of captain would heir this idiot!
sora looked down when she didn't feel the texture of the pants.
"Hey where'd he go?" She said.
Yamato shook his head and walked casually beside her.
"Were you looking for me?" He asked with amusement.
She turned around with a gasp, the last thing se saw was a giant blade splitting her between the eyes.
Yamato watched as one side of her body fell to the right and the other to the left.
"The party has begun." Yamato said, laughter filled the room as he walked out.
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Kale: how was that? please R&R
Riever: who should Yamato kill next?
Taichi: [comes out of his room for some water] Kill Yuki.
Yamato: taichi wait!
Taichi grrr [slams door in Yama's face]
Yamato: T-T
Fallen: X.X [still fainted]