Disclaimer: My sword broke so I can't threaten you (That's why I haven't
updated this thing). Darn it, I feel deprived. I don't own the Fellowship
of the Ring. (
Author: Daydream
Let's see, what should happen to our little pals? (Squeal) I've got it!
A big, big guy walked into the room and looked at the little kids all around him. They were all screaming while running around in circles. "SILENCE!" he roared. All movement stopped except for Sauron who was endlessly picking his nose. "I am Teacher! I make the rules and you follow. There will be no back talk, no shouting, and absolutely no running! If these rules are not followed you will have problems. Is this clear?" He looked around the room. Shocked little faces stared back. Then a small voice struck his ears. "I speake no Englishe! Onle dwarfish." A short child with a beard (I know but he'd look weird without it) was sitting at the Lego (hehehe) table with a look of confusion on his face. Coming over to him like doom in the night Teacher picked him up by the beard. "Do you think it's funny to make fun of language barriers? I don't!" Teacher breathed into his face. Gimli gave him a helpless look and tried to flag one of his fellow classmates to help him. Finally, Boromir came to the dwarf's rescue. "He really doesn't understand what you're saying. He's not that bright." Gimli struggled out of Teacher's grip, muttering in dwarfish. After being released he went over and kicked Boromir in the shin. "Idiot." Gimli said.
"Teacher when's second snack?" asked Pippin warily. The big man looked down at the hobbit. "It's only 11. You get lunch at twelve and if I'm not mistaken you've already had a snack. Isn't that right?" the teacher told him. Pippin sighed. He was always having to explain this. "Look. Hobbits are very hungry people and eat a lot. We get very cranky when WE'RE HUNGRY!!" with this he jumped up to grab Teacher's tie. Teacher watched as the pre-schooler kept bouncing. He was missing by at least a mile. "You don't get snack." He said and walked away. Pippin angrily looked after him. "Well, see if you get a teacher's day present!"
In a corner a bunch of kids were sitting a table discussing a very important matter. "WHY DO ALL OUR NAMES START WITH E?! What is with that?" shouted Elrond. The other people all nodded their heads. "I agree. Why? I mean was that a thing or something when our parents were kids?" asked Elrohir. "Hey wait. You are my kid." Elrond said with a strange look on his face. Before their very eyes Elrohir disappeared. "Wow. Where go Elrohir?" asked Eomer. Elladan jumped up and ran across the room. There he cowered in a shelf behind a teddy bear. "Please don't say it, please don't say it." He whispered to himself. "What are you doing?" asked Gandalf pushing aside the stuffed animal. "I'm hiding from Elrond and hoping he doesn't say what I don't want him to say cause if he says it I go pouf!" The elf quickly said. Gandalf nodded his head slowly. "Right. You do that." He left shaking his head.
"I still don't understand how we go about this." said Legolas looking at a large cage by the wall. Aragorn sighed. "It's simple. You go in with the food, put the food in the bowl, and then run for dear life, got it?" The elf shook his head and tried to run away but his friend grabbed the back of his tunic. "No, the cage is this way Lego." Aragorn shoved a fish into Legolas's arms. "Ewww!" cried Legolas and he fought him till they got to the door. "Just don't blink. It thinks it's dishonoring." Aragorn told him. "Eeep." Legolas said as he was pushed into the cage. It was covered in cedar shavings and a huge water bottle was hanging from the ceiling. Making his way over to the food dish, he quickly tossed the fish in. Suddenly he heard a noise come from the back corner. "Preciousss?" Legolas's head jerked up. Beside him was a short figure as big as Pippin or Merry but it wasn't a hobbit. "WAHHHHHH!" Legolas screamed and ran for the gate. The creature followed him. "OOOH. Pretty person. Pretty hair." Gollum said. "NOOOO! Not my hair!" Legolas grabbed his long locks and slammed himself against the bars. "Not my Herbal Essence, shampooed perfectly, brushed exactly 1000 times hair! Anything but that! Aragorn let me out!" Aragorn giggled and swung the keys in front of Legolas. "I can't believe you fell for feeding Gollum on the first day gag!" Legolas grabbed the keys from him and quickly opened the door. "Stay back! I'm an Elf!" he yelled and tried to shut the door. Gollum escaped anyway. "Pretty hair! Want hair self. Look loverly!" He said and chased after Legolas. The two proceeded to destroy the entire room. Toys, blocks, little kids all went flying. "Out of the way!" screamed Legolas. Finally Gollum caught him and drug him back to his cage. "Make Pretty hair nice." Gollum said. Legolas whimpered.
LATER after Legolas escaped from Gollum.
"Let's play house." Said Arwen to the host of kids in front of her. "I'm going to be the Mommy that goes and saves the world and Aragorn can be the Daddy that stays home and watches the children." Aragorn wrinkled his nose. "No way! I want to be the warrior with no family so he can go where he wants." Arwen stared him down. "I'll call the floody thing down on you if you don't do what I want." Aragorn feared water so he gave in. Arwen now turned to the rest of the kids. "Okay what other positions do I have open?" She pointed to the hobbits. "Yippee! Quartlets." (Don't know what they're called) The four hobbits gave each other looks and then looked back to Arwen. "NO! they said simultaneously. Arwen acted as if she hadn't noticed as she continued to pull baby bonnets on each of their heads. After she finished she gave the other children parts. Then they all started to play. "Arff. Arff!" barked Legolas. Galadriel hissed at him. Aragorn called Legolas to him. "Stay. Good dog. What's with your hair?" Aragorn asked. Legolas growled and tugged at his now rugged, shoulder length hair. "Not talking about it." He muttered. Arwen yelled from the kitchen "Legolas, you're a dog and you can't talk!" Legolas made a face at the kitchen door (Of the playhouse. You know those plastic things!). In a play pen made of blocks the hobbits were crying up a storm. "We want Babas! We want Babas!" they cried. "Also want new Dipee!" Frodo said. The other hobbits edged away from him. "Why do I have to be the Grandma?" asked Saruman. "Because I didn't want to and Elrond refused. You have to admit you look so stupid in that dress." said Gandalf. Saruman bopped him with his sockem bopper.
Arwen was in the kitchen humming a song while cooking on the make-believe stove. "I want a beet! NOW!" she screamed suddenly. "A beet? What's a beet?" Arwen put her hands on her hips. "I don't know but I want one!" "What are they used for? I bet you don't even know!" Aragorn said smugly. "I DO SO! It's a secret only girls know. DUUH!" she said sticking her tongue out. "Whatever. Come on Legolas" he said to the elf who was sitting beside him, "The 'misses' wants a beet." After they left the playhouse, Legolas whispered to Aragorn. "What's a beet?" Aragorn shrugged.
I'm going to leave you hanging. ^_^ I know this wasn't as good as last time but it'll get better cause I'm going to send them to the uhhh, zoo! In a later chapter okay!
Author: Daydream
Let's see, what should happen to our little pals? (Squeal) I've got it!
A big, big guy walked into the room and looked at the little kids all around him. They were all screaming while running around in circles. "SILENCE!" he roared. All movement stopped except for Sauron who was endlessly picking his nose. "I am Teacher! I make the rules and you follow. There will be no back talk, no shouting, and absolutely no running! If these rules are not followed you will have problems. Is this clear?" He looked around the room. Shocked little faces stared back. Then a small voice struck his ears. "I speake no Englishe! Onle dwarfish." A short child with a beard (I know but he'd look weird without it) was sitting at the Lego (hehehe) table with a look of confusion on his face. Coming over to him like doom in the night Teacher picked him up by the beard. "Do you think it's funny to make fun of language barriers? I don't!" Teacher breathed into his face. Gimli gave him a helpless look and tried to flag one of his fellow classmates to help him. Finally, Boromir came to the dwarf's rescue. "He really doesn't understand what you're saying. He's not that bright." Gimli struggled out of Teacher's grip, muttering in dwarfish. After being released he went over and kicked Boromir in the shin. "Idiot." Gimli said.
"Teacher when's second snack?" asked Pippin warily. The big man looked down at the hobbit. "It's only 11. You get lunch at twelve and if I'm not mistaken you've already had a snack. Isn't that right?" the teacher told him. Pippin sighed. He was always having to explain this. "Look. Hobbits are very hungry people and eat a lot. We get very cranky when WE'RE HUNGRY!!" with this he jumped up to grab Teacher's tie. Teacher watched as the pre-schooler kept bouncing. He was missing by at least a mile. "You don't get snack." He said and walked away. Pippin angrily looked after him. "Well, see if you get a teacher's day present!"
In a corner a bunch of kids were sitting a table discussing a very important matter. "WHY DO ALL OUR NAMES START WITH E?! What is with that?" shouted Elrond. The other people all nodded their heads. "I agree. Why? I mean was that a thing or something when our parents were kids?" asked Elrohir. "Hey wait. You are my kid." Elrond said with a strange look on his face. Before their very eyes Elrohir disappeared. "Wow. Where go Elrohir?" asked Eomer. Elladan jumped up and ran across the room. There he cowered in a shelf behind a teddy bear. "Please don't say it, please don't say it." He whispered to himself. "What are you doing?" asked Gandalf pushing aside the stuffed animal. "I'm hiding from Elrond and hoping he doesn't say what I don't want him to say cause if he says it I go pouf!" The elf quickly said. Gandalf nodded his head slowly. "Right. You do that." He left shaking his head.
"I still don't understand how we go about this." said Legolas looking at a large cage by the wall. Aragorn sighed. "It's simple. You go in with the food, put the food in the bowl, and then run for dear life, got it?" The elf shook his head and tried to run away but his friend grabbed the back of his tunic. "No, the cage is this way Lego." Aragorn shoved a fish into Legolas's arms. "Ewww!" cried Legolas and he fought him till they got to the door. "Just don't blink. It thinks it's dishonoring." Aragorn told him. "Eeep." Legolas said as he was pushed into the cage. It was covered in cedar shavings and a huge water bottle was hanging from the ceiling. Making his way over to the food dish, he quickly tossed the fish in. Suddenly he heard a noise come from the back corner. "Preciousss?" Legolas's head jerked up. Beside him was a short figure as big as Pippin or Merry but it wasn't a hobbit. "WAHHHHHH!" Legolas screamed and ran for the gate. The creature followed him. "OOOH. Pretty person. Pretty hair." Gollum said. "NOOOO! Not my hair!" Legolas grabbed his long locks and slammed himself against the bars. "Not my Herbal Essence, shampooed perfectly, brushed exactly 1000 times hair! Anything but that! Aragorn let me out!" Aragorn giggled and swung the keys in front of Legolas. "I can't believe you fell for feeding Gollum on the first day gag!" Legolas grabbed the keys from him and quickly opened the door. "Stay back! I'm an Elf!" he yelled and tried to shut the door. Gollum escaped anyway. "Pretty hair! Want hair self. Look loverly!" He said and chased after Legolas. The two proceeded to destroy the entire room. Toys, blocks, little kids all went flying. "Out of the way!" screamed Legolas. Finally Gollum caught him and drug him back to his cage. "Make Pretty hair nice." Gollum said. Legolas whimpered.
LATER after Legolas escaped from Gollum.
"Let's play house." Said Arwen to the host of kids in front of her. "I'm going to be the Mommy that goes and saves the world and Aragorn can be the Daddy that stays home and watches the children." Aragorn wrinkled his nose. "No way! I want to be the warrior with no family so he can go where he wants." Arwen stared him down. "I'll call the floody thing down on you if you don't do what I want." Aragorn feared water so he gave in. Arwen now turned to the rest of the kids. "Okay what other positions do I have open?" She pointed to the hobbits. "Yippee! Quartlets." (Don't know what they're called) The four hobbits gave each other looks and then looked back to Arwen. "NO! they said simultaneously. Arwen acted as if she hadn't noticed as she continued to pull baby bonnets on each of their heads. After she finished she gave the other children parts. Then they all started to play. "Arff. Arff!" barked Legolas. Galadriel hissed at him. Aragorn called Legolas to him. "Stay. Good dog. What's with your hair?" Aragorn asked. Legolas growled and tugged at his now rugged, shoulder length hair. "Not talking about it." He muttered. Arwen yelled from the kitchen "Legolas, you're a dog and you can't talk!" Legolas made a face at the kitchen door (Of the playhouse. You know those plastic things!). In a play pen made of blocks the hobbits were crying up a storm. "We want Babas! We want Babas!" they cried. "Also want new Dipee!" Frodo said. The other hobbits edged away from him. "Why do I have to be the Grandma?" asked Saruman. "Because I didn't want to and Elrond refused. You have to admit you look so stupid in that dress." said Gandalf. Saruman bopped him with his sockem bopper.
Arwen was in the kitchen humming a song while cooking on the make-believe stove. "I want a beet! NOW!" she screamed suddenly. "A beet? What's a beet?" Arwen put her hands on her hips. "I don't know but I want one!" "What are they used for? I bet you don't even know!" Aragorn said smugly. "I DO SO! It's a secret only girls know. DUUH!" she said sticking her tongue out. "Whatever. Come on Legolas" he said to the elf who was sitting beside him, "The 'misses' wants a beet." After they left the playhouse, Legolas whispered to Aragorn. "What's a beet?" Aragorn shrugged.
I'm going to leave you hanging. ^_^ I know this wasn't as good as last time but it'll get better cause I'm going to send them to the uhhh, zoo! In a later chapter okay!