Disclaimer: Hey y'all, guess what!? I have no idea what I'm doing! Isn't
that so cool? Actually I don't understand why I have to do this but I DON'T
ON THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING OR WHATEVER ELSE THAT ISN'T MINE THAT I'VE
PUT INTO THIS STINKIN' STORY! Thank you. (Smiles sweetly while readers
stare in amazement)
Author: Daydream (which is fun especially during math class!)
Hey my faithful readers! What's up? All I know is that a big blue thing with white eyebrows is but enough about me and my mental problems. Let's the story start.
(Okay I had a request from Talking Hawk ^-^ for an extended part of the Gollum and Legolas bit so here it goes!)
"No, please, what are you doing!?" Legolas whimpered. He was tied with bungee cords to the water bottle. "Pretty, pretty hair. Loverly hair. Gollum brush, make nice." said Gollum running his brush through Legolas's hair. Legolas jerked his head around. "Leggo my hair you little frog thingy!" Gollum looked hurt. "Pretty-hair person don like me make hair nice- nice? Well, pretty-hair person don get no hair!" Gollum pulled out a pair of scissors and started hacking away at Legolas's hair. "AHHHHH!" Legolas screeched and went berserk. "Still." Gollum hissed, "Stay still, pretty person!" Legolas grabbed a nearby Carebear and started wacking Gollum with it. Gollum recoiled screeching, "The light, The light!" Making a run for it, Legolas stared at the Bear. "Thank you, Sunshine Bear! I love you!" He trotted over to where Aragorn was arguing with Arwen over something.
Back to where we were.
"Beet, beet, what's a beet?"Aragorn was mumbling to himself. Legolas looked to his friend. "I think it's pink and square but I'm not sure." They walked through the room, asking kids that hadn't been dragged in by Arwen to play House if they had any idea what a beet was. "Oooooh, I know!" A Nazgul said and began tapping his foot and clapping his hands. Aragorn looked upward and mouthed Why-me? After awhile Legolas suggested the unthinkable. "No, no, no! No way, no how, not possible!" Aragorn said waving his arms about. Legolas crossed his arms. "It's the only choice we have if we don want to have the floody-thing called down upon us." Suddenly it dawned on Aragorn. "Can't you say don't?" "Huh?" Legolas asked at the sudden change in conversation. "Every time you say don't you say don. Haven't you noticed?" Aragorn questioned. Legolas shuffled his feet. "Let's not get into that right now, K?" Aragorn shrugged and then decided to do what Legolas suggested in the first place. As they made their way into the forbidden zone, they went over what to say. "Okay look at it straight on and don't remark about what it looks like. Actually flatter it remarks on its beauty." Legolas coached Aragorn on the proper procedures. Aragorn started to get really nervous as they approached the Play School Castle.
The two friends entered at the same time after being admitted by the guards (two stuffed rabbits) and cowered before the occupant. "Um." Aragorn started but then hesitated. Legolas gave him an angry look and then mouthed hurry up stupid. Starting over Aragorn began with "Oh Lovely wonderful mistress, may we ask you a question since you are all knowing?" A cold voice came from the plastic throne, "You would wouldn't you, Idiotic human! (Sigh) I will grant you one question." "What's a beet, gracious one?" Aragorn asked. "How dare you!" yelled the voice, "You shall not speak those words within this building." Aragorn trebled and nodded. Feeling brave, Legolas stood up and shook his little fist at her. "You don't know either, do ya Galadriel?" He said with a smirk. "I do so! I'm just not going to tell you, stupid boy!" The blonde elf toddler stood up, shouting with her hands on her hips. The two boys were rolling on the floor in laughter. "Ha ha, can't breathe, all knowing girl doesn't know, ha ha!" "Shut up!" Galadriel yelled and flung a toy at the boys. "Here, this is Beet." Aragorn looked down at the little toy in his hands. It had on a clown costume and it looked as if someone had left it in the sun for to long. "This is a beet?!" He asked. "Du-uh. Why else would I give it to you, you little snot head." She said and pushed them out of the castle. "Now go away."
Making their way back to the play house Legolas and Aragorn fought many things, like the monster in Elrond's cubby and a couple of aliens. When they finally got there it was all Aragorn could do to stand up as he presented Beet to Arwen. She picked it up and scrutinized it. "This isn't a beet." "WHAT?!" the two boys let out an exasperated yell. Legolas grabbed the toy from her and held it up to her face. "This is BEET! Galadriel said it was, you pin prick!" Arwen's eyes grew huge. "What did you call me?!" She half yelled. Hobbit heads peeked out of the door. "Ooooouuh. Doggy in trouble!" Pippin said. "Mommy bite his head off!" Merry yelled happily. Legolas gave them evil looks. "When we're older see if I catch you when we're in a cave somewhere." Their heads slowly retracted. Starting again (again) Arwen showed them what a beet was. "See, this nice person dressed in black came up and helped me out. He showed me what a beat was!" She began clapping her hands and stopping her feet. "Aaarrghhh!" The two companions yelled and fell back on to the ground.
Also a request from Talking Hawk)
"La la lalala lalala LALALALALALA!" Sam yelled as he and Frodo walked around the playroom. Turning to his friend Frodo asked Sam, "Whatcha singin?" Sam stopped and yelled back "THE LALA SONG!" Frodo jumped up and down. "Can I sing too?!" Sam nodded quickly. "Yah it goes like this! La lalala lalalalalalala LA! Got it?" "Uh huh, Uh huh." Frodo said and the two of them walked off hand in hand singing at the top of their little lungs. "LALALALALALALALALALA!" They sang as they reached a high note. Gandalf winced as he walked by. He went over to the hobbits and covered their mouths. "Shut up please or take a chorus class." The hobbits looked sadly at him. Gandalf almost cried at their pitiful looks. "But we was only singin the lala song. Is that so wrong?" Walking by, Eowen shook a finger at Gandalf. "What did you do to them you evil old wizard?" She draped her arms around Frodo. "Its okay, you can sing your song." "Really?" Sam asked. "Yes, the mean old man want bother you any more." The hobbits looked at each other and bonced up and down with joy. "Lalalalalalalala lal lala lala!" They sang happily even though it was terribly off tune. Shrugging to Gandalf as she watched the hobbits Eowen said, "AT least they're happy." "Whatever." Gandalf said and covered his ears.
Okay a want to post this before I look up Science Essay stuff. Please review quickly.
Author: Daydream (which is fun especially during math class!)
Hey my faithful readers! What's up? All I know is that a big blue thing with white eyebrows is but enough about me and my mental problems. Let's the story start.
(Okay I had a request from Talking Hawk ^-^ for an extended part of the Gollum and Legolas bit so here it goes!)
"No, please, what are you doing!?" Legolas whimpered. He was tied with bungee cords to the water bottle. "Pretty, pretty hair. Loverly hair. Gollum brush, make nice." said Gollum running his brush through Legolas's hair. Legolas jerked his head around. "Leggo my hair you little frog thingy!" Gollum looked hurt. "Pretty-hair person don like me make hair nice- nice? Well, pretty-hair person don get no hair!" Gollum pulled out a pair of scissors and started hacking away at Legolas's hair. "AHHHHH!" Legolas screeched and went berserk. "Still." Gollum hissed, "Stay still, pretty person!" Legolas grabbed a nearby Carebear and started wacking Gollum with it. Gollum recoiled screeching, "The light, The light!" Making a run for it, Legolas stared at the Bear. "Thank you, Sunshine Bear! I love you!" He trotted over to where Aragorn was arguing with Arwen over something.
Back to where we were.
"Beet, beet, what's a beet?"Aragorn was mumbling to himself. Legolas looked to his friend. "I think it's pink and square but I'm not sure." They walked through the room, asking kids that hadn't been dragged in by Arwen to play House if they had any idea what a beet was. "Oooooh, I know!" A Nazgul said and began tapping his foot and clapping his hands. Aragorn looked upward and mouthed Why-me? After awhile Legolas suggested the unthinkable. "No, no, no! No way, no how, not possible!" Aragorn said waving his arms about. Legolas crossed his arms. "It's the only choice we have if we don want to have the floody-thing called down upon us." Suddenly it dawned on Aragorn. "Can't you say don't?" "Huh?" Legolas asked at the sudden change in conversation. "Every time you say don't you say don. Haven't you noticed?" Aragorn questioned. Legolas shuffled his feet. "Let's not get into that right now, K?" Aragorn shrugged and then decided to do what Legolas suggested in the first place. As they made their way into the forbidden zone, they went over what to say. "Okay look at it straight on and don't remark about what it looks like. Actually flatter it remarks on its beauty." Legolas coached Aragorn on the proper procedures. Aragorn started to get really nervous as they approached the Play School Castle.
The two friends entered at the same time after being admitted by the guards (two stuffed rabbits) and cowered before the occupant. "Um." Aragorn started but then hesitated. Legolas gave him an angry look and then mouthed hurry up stupid. Starting over Aragorn began with "Oh Lovely wonderful mistress, may we ask you a question since you are all knowing?" A cold voice came from the plastic throne, "You would wouldn't you, Idiotic human! (Sigh) I will grant you one question." "What's a beet, gracious one?" Aragorn asked. "How dare you!" yelled the voice, "You shall not speak those words within this building." Aragorn trebled and nodded. Feeling brave, Legolas stood up and shook his little fist at her. "You don't know either, do ya Galadriel?" He said with a smirk. "I do so! I'm just not going to tell you, stupid boy!" The blonde elf toddler stood up, shouting with her hands on her hips. The two boys were rolling on the floor in laughter. "Ha ha, can't breathe, all knowing girl doesn't know, ha ha!" "Shut up!" Galadriel yelled and flung a toy at the boys. "Here, this is Beet." Aragorn looked down at the little toy in his hands. It had on a clown costume and it looked as if someone had left it in the sun for to long. "This is a beet?!" He asked. "Du-uh. Why else would I give it to you, you little snot head." She said and pushed them out of the castle. "Now go away."
Making their way back to the play house Legolas and Aragorn fought many things, like the monster in Elrond's cubby and a couple of aliens. When they finally got there it was all Aragorn could do to stand up as he presented Beet to Arwen. She picked it up and scrutinized it. "This isn't a beet." "WHAT?!" the two boys let out an exasperated yell. Legolas grabbed the toy from her and held it up to her face. "This is BEET! Galadriel said it was, you pin prick!" Arwen's eyes grew huge. "What did you call me?!" She half yelled. Hobbit heads peeked out of the door. "Ooooouuh. Doggy in trouble!" Pippin said. "Mommy bite his head off!" Merry yelled happily. Legolas gave them evil looks. "When we're older see if I catch you when we're in a cave somewhere." Their heads slowly retracted. Starting again (again) Arwen showed them what a beet was. "See, this nice person dressed in black came up and helped me out. He showed me what a beat was!" She began clapping her hands and stopping her feet. "Aaarrghhh!" The two companions yelled and fell back on to the ground.
Also a request from Talking Hawk)
"La la lalala lalala LALALALALALA!" Sam yelled as he and Frodo walked around the playroom. Turning to his friend Frodo asked Sam, "Whatcha singin?" Sam stopped and yelled back "THE LALA SONG!" Frodo jumped up and down. "Can I sing too?!" Sam nodded quickly. "Yah it goes like this! La lalala lalalalalalala LA! Got it?" "Uh huh, Uh huh." Frodo said and the two of them walked off hand in hand singing at the top of their little lungs. "LALALALALALALALALALA!" They sang as they reached a high note. Gandalf winced as he walked by. He went over to the hobbits and covered their mouths. "Shut up please or take a chorus class." The hobbits looked sadly at him. Gandalf almost cried at their pitiful looks. "But we was only singin the lala song. Is that so wrong?" Walking by, Eowen shook a finger at Gandalf. "What did you do to them you evil old wizard?" She draped her arms around Frodo. "Its okay, you can sing your song." "Really?" Sam asked. "Yes, the mean old man want bother you any more." The hobbits looked at each other and bonced up and down with joy. "Lalalalalalalala lal lala lala!" They sang happily even though it was terribly off tune. Shrugging to Gandalf as she watched the hobbits Eowen said, "AT least they're happy." "Whatever." Gandalf said and covered his ears.
Okay a want to post this before I look up Science Essay stuff. Please review quickly.