Disclaimer: Unfortunately I own none of the Harry Potter characters.
I do own my "plot." *Smacks the nearest laughing person.*
So on with the show.
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Remus & Sirius
Summary: There are some diaries and some people and an author who most people think is on Crack.
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Dear Journal:
Day 2
Remus looks so hot scratching his flees over there. That bed's big enough for two maybe I should help him scratch. Biting his tender neck massaging the little irritated spots on his back. . .
Okay I'm just going to end up with another boner if I think about his tight furry ass.
Peter's balls' funeral went well until Periwinkle Parkinson gave a dirty look at him for peeking at her in the shower, and remember the old saying 'shooting daggers with the eyes' well being magic and all. . . let's just say in the end Peter had more holes in him than Swiss cheese.
He's still in the infirmary. Anyway, Remus is hot and Snape likes James's crotch. That's my quote of the day like it? Great now I'm talking to paper.
Remus's ass admirer,
Sirius
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Dear Journal:
Day 2
OMG, Sirius looked so hot scratching his ass. After that he stuck his finger in his mouth and gave Peter a wet willy, but I can't figure out why James was says 'eww' for.
Anyway that Parkinson girl did a number on Peter. Fifty seven knife wounds and the most he could say was 'MY SPLEEN!!!' Then he passed out.
I caught James and Lily going at it again. If there not careful Lily might get her wish for James's child. I heard her ranting on and on about how she was going to name it Harry. I wonder how she got the idea for the name.
Oh well, I think they should name it Siri. Isn't that the most adorable name? What else happened today? I don't care right now I'm off to stare at Sirius getting his fly on. You know he loves the feel of something hard in between his legs.
*Wishes Sirius was Irish* Kilts would come in handy while watching him play Quidditch,
Remus
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Dear Journal:
Day 2
Lily and I were back in the closet today. Wow, we've had some good times there, me talking to her so she'll give me some ass, me never letting her forget condoms get in the way, and me making her give me head so she'll shut up.
Wow, we're so in love! She's already planning our wedding though I have no idea why she wants her dress so big. I mean she's not that fat. She's just started to be pleasantly plump.
Sirius and Remus are hot for each other like two dogs in heat. What else is new? Tormented Snape and Lucius today the usual. Apparently, they don't like their new nick names. . . Sally and Lucy. I thought they were good.
They didn't seem to like the other things I did either. Well, see ya. I'm going make out with Lily.
A shag a day keeps little James at bay,
James
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Dear Journal:
Day 2
Hi it's me . . . as always. I was at the funeral staring at James again. Man, is his ass hot. I just want to grope it all day. Anyway Peter has had another accident, and maybe I'll see James at while I bring another potion for the pain.
Of course I spike it with pain inducers. I'm still a Slytherin and besides I like James not his little foot stool Peter.
James made up some nicknames for me and Lucius. I quite like Sally. Makes me feel special that he thought it up himself. Though when charmed our underwear into thongs I got a little angry. How do girls wear those things? Our ass crack is one crack you're not supposed to fill.
They were pretty though. Pink and lacy. *Author hate pink, but loves Snapie Pooh*
I'm going stare at the magnificence that is Potter's ass. I love watching him in the showers after Quidditch.
*Wishes he could use grease in his hair for more than dates with Palmula*
Severus
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Dear Journal:
Day 2
*Like a Valley Girl* Like oh my God, Remus uses OMG. OMG, I never knew that!
I was, like totally, picking out my dress for the wedding. FINALLY MY DREAM OF HAVING JAMES'S CHILD IS COMING TRUE.
Who knew pissing on a stick could tell you if you had a baby or not! Snape was, like looking, uncomfy in that pink thong. Now he knows how we, like, feel. We'll it's not comfortable for a while but it, like, totally gets, WAY better.
Especially when James is taking it off.
I'm going to help little James stay at bay,
Lily
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Incase you don't know Palmula is your palm. You know jacking off.
We'll anyway sorry about the wait my internet got cut off for two weeks.
I do own my "plot." *Smacks the nearest laughing person.*
So on with the show.
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Remus & Sirius
Summary: There are some diaries and some people and an author who most people think is on Crack.
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Dear Journal:
Day 2
Remus looks so hot scratching his flees over there. That bed's big enough for two maybe I should help him scratch. Biting his tender neck massaging the little irritated spots on his back. . .
Okay I'm just going to end up with another boner if I think about his tight furry ass.
Peter's balls' funeral went well until Periwinkle Parkinson gave a dirty look at him for peeking at her in the shower, and remember the old saying 'shooting daggers with the eyes' well being magic and all. . . let's just say in the end Peter had more holes in him than Swiss cheese.
He's still in the infirmary. Anyway, Remus is hot and Snape likes James's crotch. That's my quote of the day like it? Great now I'm talking to paper.
Remus's ass admirer,
Sirius
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Dear Journal:
Day 2
OMG, Sirius looked so hot scratching his ass. After that he stuck his finger in his mouth and gave Peter a wet willy, but I can't figure out why James was says 'eww' for.
Anyway that Parkinson girl did a number on Peter. Fifty seven knife wounds and the most he could say was 'MY SPLEEN!!!' Then he passed out.
I caught James and Lily going at it again. If there not careful Lily might get her wish for James's child. I heard her ranting on and on about how she was going to name it Harry. I wonder how she got the idea for the name.
Oh well, I think they should name it Siri. Isn't that the most adorable name? What else happened today? I don't care right now I'm off to stare at Sirius getting his fly on. You know he loves the feel of something hard in between his legs.
*Wishes Sirius was Irish* Kilts would come in handy while watching him play Quidditch,
Remus
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Dear Journal:
Day 2
Lily and I were back in the closet today. Wow, we've had some good times there, me talking to her so she'll give me some ass, me never letting her forget condoms get in the way, and me making her give me head so she'll shut up.
Wow, we're so in love! She's already planning our wedding though I have no idea why she wants her dress so big. I mean she's not that fat. She's just started to be pleasantly plump.
Sirius and Remus are hot for each other like two dogs in heat. What else is new? Tormented Snape and Lucius today the usual. Apparently, they don't like their new nick names. . . Sally and Lucy. I thought they were good.
They didn't seem to like the other things I did either. Well, see ya. I'm going make out with Lily.
A shag a day keeps little James at bay,
James
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Dear Journal:
Day 2
Hi it's me . . . as always. I was at the funeral staring at James again. Man, is his ass hot. I just want to grope it all day. Anyway Peter has had another accident, and maybe I'll see James at while I bring another potion for the pain.
Of course I spike it with pain inducers. I'm still a Slytherin and besides I like James not his little foot stool Peter.
James made up some nicknames for me and Lucius. I quite like Sally. Makes me feel special that he thought it up himself. Though when charmed our underwear into thongs I got a little angry. How do girls wear those things? Our ass crack is one crack you're not supposed to fill.
They were pretty though. Pink and lacy. *Author hate pink, but loves Snapie Pooh*
I'm going stare at the magnificence that is Potter's ass. I love watching him in the showers after Quidditch.
*Wishes he could use grease in his hair for more than dates with Palmula*
Severus
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Dear Journal:
Day 2
*Like a Valley Girl* Like oh my God, Remus uses OMG. OMG, I never knew that!
I was, like totally, picking out my dress for the wedding. FINALLY MY DREAM OF HAVING JAMES'S CHILD IS COMING TRUE.
Who knew pissing on a stick could tell you if you had a baby or not! Snape was, like looking, uncomfy in that pink thong. Now he knows how we, like, feel. We'll it's not comfortable for a while but it, like, totally gets, WAY better.
Especially when James is taking it off.
I'm going to help little James stay at bay,
Lily
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Incase you don't know Palmula is your palm. You know jacking off.
We'll anyway sorry about the wait my internet got cut off for two weeks.