Disclaimer: Do you know how many of these I've written? I could bind them
all together and make a book, but unfortunately I don't want to be sued so
I will make yet another.
I DO NOT own Harry Potter or any of his many franchises. The whimsical and mysterious woman J.K. Rowling does. She is the Potter Queen and I am not. . . oh well I'm off.
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Sorry about the wait. Got my results in 3 A's and 1 B. In my school we have four classes each semester. Anyway, I got a 105 A on my Italy report and another A on my Casserole I had to cook in Home Economics today. Damn I'm good. I'm writing this one because they're really short and I have NO time.
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Remus & Sirius
Summary: People from long ago Hogwarts write in their journals. . . and stuff.
*Gives you pictures of naked Remus and Sirius*
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Dear Journal:
Day 3
Today Remus asked me to be his HUSBAND!!! Okay it was for Home Ec. and I was only person left but you have to admit it was sweet. (^-^ I have to take it! They had no room left in French)
We get "married" tomorrow and James is going to the best man. Remus has to wear a dress because I won the coin toss. Good thing my parents are evil. Or they would have never let me have that two headed knut.
Peter got out of the infirmary today, but unfortunately when he was celebrating with his rat palls the stink of cheese got all over him and they attacked. I told him rubbing cheese on your dick, for luck, was a bad idea. But did he listen? No and now look at him. Well no don't look at him it's kind of sad.
Well tomorrow is going to be GREAT!!! See ya then,
Sirius. . . Husband of Mr. Remus Black! *does victory dance*
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Dear Journal:
Day 3
Get this! Mrs. MouseBurger, our Home Economics teacher set up this whole get married for two days thing, and since no one wanted to be my partner :- ( I asked Sirius and he said sure!
Though when we did the coin toss he won and now I have to wear a dress, but that's okay I gate to be with Sirius. Oh did you hear about Peter? Siri told him about rubbing cheese on his dick. It's kind of gross though. They had to search for hours to find the rest of it. Apparently the rats had a fight over who got what and they had to break it apart.
Dumbledore found all the pieces though. He's in the infirmary now. He keeps saying he can't feel his balls. I wonder if anyone told him that they're now in a hole cuddling up with some busted implants?
Oh well, this day can't get any better,
Remus. . . wife of Sirius Black!!! *does The Hustle*
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Dear Journal:
Day 3
Hello Jello. . . Sally's back! Guess what! James didn't hurt or make fun of me today! And I got to peek into his room while he was changing. There's a closet near his room with a hole in the wall.
I think a lot of couples must have used the thing because there were tons of dirty used condoms and lots of what I think is gel on the wall. Heard the Pettigrew boy got hid dick bitten off by some rats. Bet that would be funny to watch.
Just Lucius and I, with some popcorn and a mental image of naked Potter floating in my mind. My, that would be a great show!
I got paired up with Lucius as my partner again. I'm the girl. . .again.
Well I must go. There's a party downstairs and the guys are getting drunk. Maybe I can get some ass and in the morning he will be so embarrassed he won't tell a soul!
Severus
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Dear Journal:
Day 3
Lily told me she's pregnant. *James's eye twitches uncontrollably* I am going to be a father. What should I do?
. . . . . . . . . . . . .(Long Pause) . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I'll be the BEST DAD EVER!!! He'll get to eat all the chocolate he wants, he'll get to watch all the porn he wants, and when he gets caught yanking the chain his mom won't make him take cold baths for the rest of the week and tell your grandmother how small you are.
*James muffles something about ' 7-year-olds aren't supposed to be humongous you know'*
James. . . Lily's Baby's Daddy
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Dear Journal:
Day 3
*Like Valley Girl* LIKE OMG, James was like so okay with me being all pregnant and stuff. We got paired together in Home Ec. We are like so getting extra points having a baby.
Dumbledore told me that the points will be greatly needed because like apparently I'm like a total moron! I can't believe he said that! I mean like just because I like talk like this doesn't make me dumb. . .
I'M GOING TO TELL MY MOMMY ON LIKE HIM!!!
Lily. . . James's Baby's Momma
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I'm starting to run out of ways to hurt Peter. Got any ideas please give them to me. Sorry about the wait.
The most wonderful asshole on Earth,
~Renny~
I DO NOT own Harry Potter or any of his many franchises. The whimsical and mysterious woman J.K. Rowling does. She is the Potter Queen and I am not. . . oh well I'm off.
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Sorry about the wait. Got my results in 3 A's and 1 B. In my school we have four classes each semester. Anyway, I got a 105 A on my Italy report and another A on my Casserole I had to cook in Home Economics today. Damn I'm good. I'm writing this one because they're really short and I have NO time.
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Remus & Sirius
Summary: People from long ago Hogwarts write in their journals. . . and stuff.
*Gives you pictures of naked Remus and Sirius*
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Dear Journal:
Day 3
Today Remus asked me to be his HUSBAND!!! Okay it was for Home Ec. and I was only person left but you have to admit it was sweet. (^-^ I have to take it! They had no room left in French)
We get "married" tomorrow and James is going to the best man. Remus has to wear a dress because I won the coin toss. Good thing my parents are evil. Or they would have never let me have that two headed knut.
Peter got out of the infirmary today, but unfortunately when he was celebrating with his rat palls the stink of cheese got all over him and they attacked. I told him rubbing cheese on your dick, for luck, was a bad idea. But did he listen? No and now look at him. Well no don't look at him it's kind of sad.
Well tomorrow is going to be GREAT!!! See ya then,
Sirius. . . Husband of Mr. Remus Black! *does victory dance*
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Dear Journal:
Day 3
Get this! Mrs. MouseBurger, our Home Economics teacher set up this whole get married for two days thing, and since no one wanted to be my partner :- ( I asked Sirius and he said sure!
Though when we did the coin toss he won and now I have to wear a dress, but that's okay I gate to be with Sirius. Oh did you hear about Peter? Siri told him about rubbing cheese on his dick. It's kind of gross though. They had to search for hours to find the rest of it. Apparently the rats had a fight over who got what and they had to break it apart.
Dumbledore found all the pieces though. He's in the infirmary now. He keeps saying he can't feel his balls. I wonder if anyone told him that they're now in a hole cuddling up with some busted implants?
Oh well, this day can't get any better,
Remus. . . wife of Sirius Black!!! *does The Hustle*
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Dear Journal:
Day 3
Hello Jello. . . Sally's back! Guess what! James didn't hurt or make fun of me today! And I got to peek into his room while he was changing. There's a closet near his room with a hole in the wall.
I think a lot of couples must have used the thing because there were tons of dirty used condoms and lots of what I think is gel on the wall. Heard the Pettigrew boy got hid dick bitten off by some rats. Bet that would be funny to watch.
Just Lucius and I, with some popcorn and a mental image of naked Potter floating in my mind. My, that would be a great show!
I got paired up with Lucius as my partner again. I'm the girl. . .again.
Well I must go. There's a party downstairs and the guys are getting drunk. Maybe I can get some ass and in the morning he will be so embarrassed he won't tell a soul!
Severus
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Dear Journal:
Day 3
Lily told me she's pregnant. *James's eye twitches uncontrollably* I am going to be a father. What should I do?
. . . . . . . . . . . . .(Long Pause) . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I'll be the BEST DAD EVER!!! He'll get to eat all the chocolate he wants, he'll get to watch all the porn he wants, and when he gets caught yanking the chain his mom won't make him take cold baths for the rest of the week and tell your grandmother how small you are.
*James muffles something about ' 7-year-olds aren't supposed to be humongous you know'*
James. . . Lily's Baby's Daddy
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Dear Journal:
Day 3
*Like Valley Girl* LIKE OMG, James was like so okay with me being all pregnant and stuff. We got paired together in Home Ec. We are like so getting extra points having a baby.
Dumbledore told me that the points will be greatly needed because like apparently I'm like a total moron! I can't believe he said that! I mean like just because I like talk like this doesn't make me dumb. . .
I'M GOING TO TELL MY MOMMY ON LIKE HIM!!!
Lily. . . James's Baby's Momma
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I'm starting to run out of ways to hurt Peter. Got any ideas please give them to me. Sorry about the wait.
The most wonderful asshole on Earth,
~Renny~