Disclaimer: I do not own Wonderland or FY.

Liss: Hello and welcome to one of my many FY parodies. Today's parody is Wonderland. Wonderland is a play, based on Alice Through The Looking Glass. Now, this play will be a little different, since we have the cast of FY to do it. Wonderland is the play my theater program is doing, so I was like, "Why not make a parody?"

Skaara: Because it's a stupid idea.

Liss: Oi, why do you have to be such a jerk all the time?

Skaara: Because, if I'm a jerk, then you won't like me anymore and I can leave! *realizes he just gave away his whole plan* Oops...

Liss: Ah, well that explains a lot. But it won't work. I'll just chain you up if you act like that. Then it'll be even worse for you. But besides, when you act like a jerk, it makes you even cuter. *squeeze*

Skaara: *rolls eyes* God I wish she would stop doing that.

Liss: Ok, on with the program!

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Le Programme

(some people have been cast more than once)

Alice- Miaka

Red King- Nakago

White King- Hotohori

Red Queen- Yui

White Queen- Nuriko

Red Knight- Tasuki

White Knight- Tamahome

Red Pawn- Miboshi

White Pawn- Chiriko

Red Chess Pieces: Qu-Dong palace guards

White Chess Pieces: Hong-nan palace guards

Hatta- Soi

Humpty Dumpty- Tomo

Tweedle Dee- Amiboshi

Tweedle Dum- Suboshi

Lion- Suboshi

Unicorn- Amiboshi

Train Conductor- Chichiri

Proper Authority #1- Kris

Proper Authority #2- Sarah

Proper Authority #3- Hilary

Hot Dog Vender- Mitzukake

Rose- Lady Naria

Tiger Lily- Angel

Daisy- Jdogg

Roses: hired Lady Naria followers

Tiger-Lilies: hired Angel followers

Daisies: hired Jdogg followers

Red Cheerleaders: Qu-Dong palace Inner Serangulo peoples

White Cheerleaders: Hong-nan palace Inner Serangulo peoples

Red Baseball team/Wallflowers/Tourists: Qu-Dong palace guards

White Baseball team/Wallflowers/Tourists: Hong-nan palace guards

Glass Dancers: Lion, Unicorn, Roper Authorities, Rose, Daisy, Tiger-Lily, Hot Dog Vender, Humpty Dumpty, White Queen and King, Red Queen and King, Red Pawn, and White Pawn

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Note: Kris, Sarah, Hilary, Lady Naira, Angel, and Jdogg are not part of FY. They are completely independent and have cameos in this. They own themselves.

Sorry I can't spell Inner Serangulo or whatever!

Liss: So, what do you think? Sounds good? Sorry, there were so many roles that I had to double-cast everyone. But, if you review over the progress of this story, I could switch it so you get a cameo and play one of the parts...but make sure you review every chapter, or you could miss it! Ok, review!!!