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Opening: Daybreak Impression (Megumi Hayashibara)
(The music starts up. The title "Hinata Star" appears on a black screen in big letters)
yoake no hoshi ga (Keitaro is seen standing up)
katamuite iku sora ni (The Hinata is shown in the background)
ashita o kanjiteru daybreak (Keitaro takes the controls, and the ship blasts off.)
kono saki ni aru ikutsumo no yume (The background consists of 3 blade handles floating in blackness.)
shinjiteireba hashitte ikeru (The camera pans to show all the "Love Hina" girls.)
ginga o miagereba (Keitaro and Naru turn away from each other)
mugan wa tashika ni aru (They blink, as if in deep thought)
tobidasu chikara kono mune o (They are about to kiss…)
terashi tsudzukeru hikari (…when all of a sudden, Tama-chan gets in the way and waves)
* doko ka de matteiru watashi no mirai (Mutsumi, Guardian of Earth is shown smiling, with the two other Guardian's silhouettes behind her.)
itsu katsukamete miseru (Keitaro has a sword battle with Akuma)
kanashi mi ya itami ni deau to shite mo (Shinobu is shown cooking, smiling)
kono kimochi wasurenaide (Kaolla Su is working on something, but it explodes)
@ ima wa mada nan ni mo mienai keredo (Kitsune grabs Keitaro's waist from behind.)
watashi ni wa watashi dake no (Motoko is shown practicing her kendo)
uchuu ga kanarazu aru (Keitaro is punched by Naru, he goes flying, then lands in his seat in the control room. He is now surrounded by the girls, sitting in their respective seats. The music fades out.)
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A ship crashed into the planet of the Cave of Gaia. A girl in black clothes stepped out. She smiled. "Oniichan… I've come to rescue you…"
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Keitaro flinched as he saw Motoko hit the ground after being hit by the force of the Hell Blade. Mutsumi rushed over to Motoko and healed her. "Oh, my… Are you alright now?"
Motoko looked up to Mutsumi. "Yes… Thank you…"
Keitaro closed his eyes. "Alright, Keitaro… Time to show that you aren't a loser for once…" He took the Gaia Blade out of his pocket, and activated it. He stepped up to Akuma. "Akuma… You will pay for all that you have done…"
"You defeat me? You haven't even regained your true form!" Akuma yelled.
"True… form?…"
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Hinata Star
Episode 6: The Final Battle is Set! The Guardians and Warriors Reunited!
"Feast your eyes on my true power!" Akuma screamed, closing his eyes as he grew in size and began to glow red. His clothes ripped off and were replaced with a white robe with red lining. His hair grew down his back. His face more hateful looking than before. He grinned. He stared at Kitsune, and she fell to the ground in pain. When she stood back up, she was wearing red samurai armor.
Mitsuna laughed. "Behold my power!" She grabbed the Hell Blade from Akuma. "Thank you for restoring me, Master…"
Aku growled. "How dare you!" He then thought for a moment. "Very well, then… It is your weapon, so it would most likely work better for you… Attack them!"
Mitsuna nodded. "As you wish, Master…" She then turned to the others. "Prepare yourselves!"
Keitaro looked to Mutsumi. "Come on, Mutsumi! You're the Earth Guardian! Power me up or something!!"
Mutsumi thought for a few seconds. "Oh my… It would seem I forgot! Sorry!"
Everyone face faulted.
"Time's up!!" Mitsuna yelled, running at Keitaro, sword ready to skewer him.
"Grah!" Keitaro managed to block a few blows from the power crazed woman.
"Stand still so I can kill you!!!"
"Are you crazy?!"
Kitsuna smiled. "Maybe…"
Aku screamed at Mitsuna. "Mitsuna! Stop playing around! This is what got you defeated last time!"
Mitsuna stuck her tongue out. "You're no fun… Alright…"
Keitaro gulped. "I could really use that transformation right about now!"
Mutsumi blinked. "Oh, now I remember! It was--" Suddenly she heard Keitaro scream in pain.
Keitaro looked down to see the blade through his stomach. "Ow… Bleeding… Losing… consciousness…" Keitaro then passed out.
Mitsuna blinked. "Um, oops?…"
Naru and the others stared in horror. Shinobu's eyes teared up. "S--Sempai?…"
Motoko looked down at the ground, closing her eyes. "Urashima… You weren't so bad… for a man…"
Su stared in disbelief. "Keitaro?…"
Kanako, who had just walked in, clenched her teeth and stared at Kitsuna and Akuma in pure hatred. "You killed him… Now you must pay!!"
Suddenly, Naru began to glow blue. Then Shinobu, Su, and Motoko.
Mutsumi blinked. "Oh my… Well, that's odd…"
Shinobu, Su, and Motoko began to combine… Into Shumoko, Guardian of Heaven.
Mutsumi smacked her forehead. "Oh, now I remember! Shumoko split into 3 beings!"
Kitsuna raised an eyebrow. "… Can this thing get anymore cliché?…"
Shumoko smiled. She was in light blue robes with white lining, and had the innocent face of Shinobu, the skin tone and hair color of Su, and the long hair of Motoko. "Cliché or not, something has to be done about this little mess, eh Mutsumi?…" She waved her hand and Keitaro was fully healed.
"Hey… I'm… alive… how expected…" Keitaro laughed.
Mutsumi giggled. "I just remembered how to unlock your powers!" She then pointed to Shumoko kissing Naru on the lips. Naru then transformed into Narosegu, wearing a European knight's armor.
"Eh?…" Keitaro said, as Mutsumi kissed him. Keitaro then transformed into Keitamaru. He hadn't changed at all, except for the fact that he was wearing a pair of 'Seta' glasses. "No fair! How come they get cool armor!" Keitamaru pouted.
"Oh my…" Mutsumi started. "Well, you see… I kind of… was too lazy to create you some armor, so I just gave you a pair of nifty glasses! ^o^"
Everyone else face faulted. Akuma quickly got back up. "Well, it would seem that the Guardian's and their Warriors are reunited!"
"Not exactly!" Kanako beamed, walking up to Akuma. "You were a good host for my powers… But you are no longer needed…" She raised a hand, then closed it quickly, quickly ripping the Guardian of Hell's powers from Akuma.
Akuma grabbed his stomach, then fell over, overcome by the stress on his body.
Kanako stared at the power in her hands. She smiled. "Once again, the world will soon be mine…"
Shumoko laughed. "It was never yours to begin with, Kamato!"
Keitamaru screamed. "Gyah!!! What's going on here?! Keitaro's step-sister is the Guardian of Hell?!"
Mutsumi smacked her head. "Oh, right… Aku was just her henchman! Silly me!"
Kanako swallowed the power, and she transformed into Kamato. She was dressed in a red dominatrix costume. "Hello, there! I am your new queen, but you may call me Mistress!"
Keitamaru groaned. "Oh, god… Could this get any worse?…"
Mitsuna opened her mouth. "U--"
Keitamaru snapped at her. "Quiet, you!!!"
Mitsuna pouted. "You're no fun either…"
"Mitsuna…" Narosegu started. "Why don't you join us?…"
"You forget… Ma--er, Mistress, has complete control over me…"
"Ah…"
Kamato laughed. "Oniichan… Join me, and we'll have…" she licked her lips. "So much fun…"
Keitamaru raised an eyebrow. "You forget, we are not actually siblings… Keitaro and Kanako are… And what the hell is wrong with you?!"
Kamato pouted. "Oh, wow… You really are no fun…"
Keitamaru pulled at his hair. "Gyah!! This makes no sense!! This has just gotten really stupid!!"
Narosegu frowned. "I agree…"
They both turned to Kamato and Mitsuna. "We quit! You win!!"
Kamato twitched. "W-what?…"
Mitsuna growled. "You mean… after all this?… You just give up?!…"
Kamato smiled. "Okay!" She powered down back into Kanako, causing Mitsuna to change back into Kitsune.
Shumoko split back into Su, Shinobu, and Motoko. Mutsumi closed her eyes. Narosegu and Keitamaru powered down into Naru and Keitaro.
Kitsune twitched. "Nnnooo!!! My power… I liked being a villain!" She pointed the Hell Blade at Keitaro. "You! Fight! Now!"
Keitaro blinked. "But… Why?…"
"Because, this story sucks now, so we might as well give the audience a final showdown! And I'm not through being a villain!"
Keitaro sighed. "Fine then…" Keitaro readied the Gaia Blade.
Naru frowned. "We never did find the final weapon, did we?…"
Motoko blinked. "Oh, yeah…" She tossed her blade at Naru.
"Eek!" Naru screamed, as she grabbed the handle. "Be more careful!"
"Sorry… You see, when I was combined with the others as Heaven's Guardian, I tapped into her memories and discovered that my blade was actually the Heaven Blade…"
Keitaro pulled on his hair again. "Grah!! This stupid story just gets more cliché!"
Kitsune smirked. "If you are done destroying the Fourth Wall", she began, "Then let's get this started!"
Keitaro sighed, then activated the Gaia Blade. "Ready, Naru?…"
Naru nodded. "Yep…" she then activated the Heaven Blade.
Kitsune laughed. "You won't survive! Ha ha ha!" She then rushed towards them and---
To Be Concluded…
Ending: Because (Megumi Hayashibara) English translation in .
(The music starts up. The video consists of Tama-chan flying in the background, while still shots of Keitaro, Naru, Shinobu, Mitsune/Kitsune, Kaolla Su, Motoko, and Mutsumi slowly pan across the screen.)
hitomi wo tojite kaze no koe wo kikou
atatakai oka ni saku hana no tane
yukifukai machi he todoke ni yuku yo
Close your eyes--Let's listen to the voice of the wind
On the warm hill, the flower seeds bloom
Let's go tell the snowy streets
mitsumenakereba shinjinai hito ni mo
kono beranda nimo haru no hizashi ni
chiisana hanabira yureru hi ga kuru
We've got to show them--the unbelieving people,
Even this veranda--in spring's sunlight
The trembling little flower's day has come
onaji sora kara yasashii hikari
onaji sora heto yasashii kimochi
aisuru hito wo aisuru koto wo
mitsuketa toki ni hajimete wakaru koto ga aru (Ah)
Because......kimi ni aete
From the same sky, this gentle light
To the same sky, these gentle feelings
The people I love--the things I love
Since I found them, I'm beginning to understand (Ah)
Because......I met you
(Music fades out.)
Preview!
Keitaro: Well, it's been a short, but long trip… But now it seems that our journey is finally coming to an end…
Naru: We'd like to thank you for joining us on this trip… Although it seems like this whole series was a waste… None of us changed or matured!
Kitsune: Well, if you leave out the fact that we learned that we were some of the strongest beings in our entire Universe, then yeah, you could say that!
Su: … I wanna banana!
Motoko: Who wrote this crap, anyway?… It must have been a man!
Shinobu: Motoko, don't be so mean…
Mutsumi: Oh my… Next time on "Hinata Star", Journey's End! When All Fades to Black…
Kanako: Don't miss it! … Oniichan!!!
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Grah, this chapter sucked… Oh, well… I've still got one more chapter to go… See ya then!