Little mistake
By Jedi-and
Disclaimer: *thinks of some way to make it REALL funny. Then all of a sudden a whole group of FF.net representatives rush behind him, doing the can-can. *
FF.net people: He owns nothing! He owns nothing! La-la-la!
Jedi: well... that's new... True, but new to me all the same...
Author's note
Wow, people actually like my little insanity! Lol! Sorry it hasn't been too frequent but I've been busy as of late. Here are the responses!
Light: Wee! Floppy-di-dop-flough! *Hits Moebius with a car* Heh, love the no sense days ^_^ you win a playstation 3! How is Cahan btw? Lol thanks for reviewing
Kaya De Crystalline: I should update more shouldn't I? Oh well. *Hands over a playstation 3*
Concept of a Demon: LOL, Bad Raditz! Bad there! You are what ever we authors say you are! Fear our author power! Lol, thanks for reviewing *Hands over a playstation 3*
VladimirsAngel: lol! That's okay! I've missed some of your later fics as well. *Pets net puppy* aww! I'll update more! Promise! *Hands over Playstation 3* heh, and more Author power!
On with the fic:
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Chapter 3: I want an explanation and I want one now!
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"So, This is what the Author version of you looks like..." Light looked him up and down, looking at him carefully before poking at the lump in his back a little.
"Hey, watch it! That hurt!" The Teen called. Jedi-and his name was in this realm, or Jedi to his friends. He had been writing fics for the past few years and had made a name for himself and had a reputation to be a great romance, angst and sometimes comedy writer (though he himself found that very hard to believe). Looking around he saw other LOK authors.
An Author was a person who had unbelievable power, who could mould things to their will and bent things to make it seem right. Only a few authors could leave no seems to their work, making it seem like it was supposed to be. Though not all authors where good, some where evil, warping things to their evil desires to make the realm weaker, and try to control things and force things that where not true. Some people who wrote Yaoi where considered this... (No offence)
"So what are you doing here Jedi?" Concept asked, looking at him strange. Concept did the smart thing and wore a cloak that made him less conspicuous to the outside world.
"Well it's a funny story actually." The blonde teen rubbed the back of his head. "I was just playing some games, then a vamp turned up in my garden. Next thing I know I'm being chased by Vampire hunters!" He said, pointing to his hair, turning it black. "Now their looking for a blond teen, heh, it's great to be an author."
"Right... You look better as that browny, blondy colour..." Light commented, poking his hair. "At any rate, why are we here?" The young woman asked the teenage vampire. She bowed a little as an apology.
"I am sorry, let me explain..." She said, walking over to a chair, sitting down and leaning on the table. "In the past, a evil author came and he turned everything wrong. Sarafan exists at the same time of Moebius' vampire hunters. The world was tearing it self apart, until a sacred author came." She stood up again, and walked over the small band of authors. " And the author defeated the enemy." She looked over them, walking in front of them as if she was a military commander. "And it is now... happening again." She finishes. Each author was a little confused, as each had heard a different version.
"And history is repeating itself." Orpheum commented, remaining relatively quite so far, who's red markings where more obvious now.
"Indeed." The vampire replied, turning away. "And we need you to stop the evil one. With your swords, and bows and magic's."
"Which one of us is the chosen Author then." Concept demanded.
"Simple, it is the Author's known as light and Orpheum." She remarked. Jedi and Concept stared in shock.
"Say what now?! Why not me? Jedi I know is only half of a LOK writer so it couldn't be him! But what about me?" Concept asked, pointing to himself, obviously ready to do some Moebius bashing.
"You only have three fics in total, while the chosen two have many. Now go! You must find the evil one at the start of Raziel's quest!" She shouted. 'Where?' The authors though.
"Ooh! She must mean that strange circle of pillars that he first warped from in Soul Reaver 1!" Jedi shouted, slamming his fist in to his palm.
"Well done genius, I could have worked it out eventually." Jedi glared at concept.
"You immature behaviour amazes even me, I mean you actually found what you where saying clever..." The tallest teen replied. Each growling at each other, before Jedi sighed. "Sorry about that, Guess I'm not myself..." The brit sighed and rubbed his head.
"Yeah, me neither." The Dutch teen uttered in a quiet voice.
"Of for the love of..." Light grabbed Jedi and Concept and dragged them out the door as Orpheum, with a distended sigh continued to follow, closing the door.
When all was quiet, all that could be heard was the faint, yet maniacal laughter of the young vampires.
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"So where are we going to get weapons, we have no money from this world..." Orpheum asked, holding his chin a little.
"We'll have to find them FF style." Jedi pointed and made a small box appear that was like the ones where you alter the characters names in Final Fantasy games. Orpheum clapped his hands and it disappeared. "Okay, I'll be serious..."
"Well why don't we just MAKE them?" Light stated, rather than questioned. The guys looked at each other and gave it a try. Light was the first with a crossbow, Concept pulled out a real old looking chainsaw, (one which was more dangerous to the person using it sometimes), and Jedi and Orpheum both had swords, but not normal swords.
"I'm ready." The nobleman called. He had a morph blade, a blade that could turn in to any weapon except ones with moving parts, so guns and things where out of the question.
"As am I!" The super villain clinic worker called, brandishing the tempest sword; a huge sword as large as him with a wavy blade with a black edge and a red centre. The hilt was a spiky black and with a red jewel in the middle of the hilt in the shape of a five point star. Jedi smirked slightly as he held it behind him so he could run faster as they all set off. Scouts however spotted them quickly and rushed off. They stood out like a sore thumb...
They would have to move quickly through this land as people where watching them. But something was at the back of their minds...
Who should they trust? And was this vampire trust worthy? And why was it a bunch of teens?!
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Jedi: How was that?
Raz plushie: Pretty shonky if you ask me, I think you need to get you act together.
Jed: Well I have had writer's block. *Sighs* Review and you get... er...
Yuna: An ancient chainsaw?
Jedi: Perfect! Yeah! One of them! ^_^ take care people!
By Jedi-and
Disclaimer: *thinks of some way to make it REALL funny. Then all of a sudden a whole group of FF.net representatives rush behind him, doing the can-can. *
FF.net people: He owns nothing! He owns nothing! La-la-la!
Jedi: well... that's new... True, but new to me all the same...
Author's note
Wow, people actually like my little insanity! Lol! Sorry it hasn't been too frequent but I've been busy as of late. Here are the responses!
Light: Wee! Floppy-di-dop-flough! *Hits Moebius with a car* Heh, love the no sense days ^_^ you win a playstation 3! How is Cahan btw? Lol thanks for reviewing
Kaya De Crystalline: I should update more shouldn't I? Oh well. *Hands over a playstation 3*
Concept of a Demon: LOL, Bad Raditz! Bad there! You are what ever we authors say you are! Fear our author power! Lol, thanks for reviewing *Hands over a playstation 3*
VladimirsAngel: lol! That's okay! I've missed some of your later fics as well. *Pets net puppy* aww! I'll update more! Promise! *Hands over Playstation 3* heh, and more Author power!
On with the fic:
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Chapter 3: I want an explanation and I want one now!
==================
"So, This is what the Author version of you looks like..." Light looked him up and down, looking at him carefully before poking at the lump in his back a little.
"Hey, watch it! That hurt!" The Teen called. Jedi-and his name was in this realm, or Jedi to his friends. He had been writing fics for the past few years and had made a name for himself and had a reputation to be a great romance, angst and sometimes comedy writer (though he himself found that very hard to believe). Looking around he saw other LOK authors.
An Author was a person who had unbelievable power, who could mould things to their will and bent things to make it seem right. Only a few authors could leave no seems to their work, making it seem like it was supposed to be. Though not all authors where good, some where evil, warping things to their evil desires to make the realm weaker, and try to control things and force things that where not true. Some people who wrote Yaoi where considered this... (No offence)
"So what are you doing here Jedi?" Concept asked, looking at him strange. Concept did the smart thing and wore a cloak that made him less conspicuous to the outside world.
"Well it's a funny story actually." The blonde teen rubbed the back of his head. "I was just playing some games, then a vamp turned up in my garden. Next thing I know I'm being chased by Vampire hunters!" He said, pointing to his hair, turning it black. "Now their looking for a blond teen, heh, it's great to be an author."
"Right... You look better as that browny, blondy colour..." Light commented, poking his hair. "At any rate, why are we here?" The young woman asked the teenage vampire. She bowed a little as an apology.
"I am sorry, let me explain..." She said, walking over to a chair, sitting down and leaning on the table. "In the past, a evil author came and he turned everything wrong. Sarafan exists at the same time of Moebius' vampire hunters. The world was tearing it self apart, until a sacred author came." She stood up again, and walked over the small band of authors. " And the author defeated the enemy." She looked over them, walking in front of them as if she was a military commander. "And it is now... happening again." She finishes. Each author was a little confused, as each had heard a different version.
"And history is repeating itself." Orpheum commented, remaining relatively quite so far, who's red markings where more obvious now.
"Indeed." The vampire replied, turning away. "And we need you to stop the evil one. With your swords, and bows and magic's."
"Which one of us is the chosen Author then." Concept demanded.
"Simple, it is the Author's known as light and Orpheum." She remarked. Jedi and Concept stared in shock.
"Say what now?! Why not me? Jedi I know is only half of a LOK writer so it couldn't be him! But what about me?" Concept asked, pointing to himself, obviously ready to do some Moebius bashing.
"You only have three fics in total, while the chosen two have many. Now go! You must find the evil one at the start of Raziel's quest!" She shouted. 'Where?' The authors though.
"Ooh! She must mean that strange circle of pillars that he first warped from in Soul Reaver 1!" Jedi shouted, slamming his fist in to his palm.
"Well done genius, I could have worked it out eventually." Jedi glared at concept.
"You immature behaviour amazes even me, I mean you actually found what you where saying clever..." The tallest teen replied. Each growling at each other, before Jedi sighed. "Sorry about that, Guess I'm not myself..." The brit sighed and rubbed his head.
"Yeah, me neither." The Dutch teen uttered in a quiet voice.
"Of for the love of..." Light grabbed Jedi and Concept and dragged them out the door as Orpheum, with a distended sigh continued to follow, closing the door.
When all was quiet, all that could be heard was the faint, yet maniacal laughter of the young vampires.
---------------------------------------------------------------
"So where are we going to get weapons, we have no money from this world..." Orpheum asked, holding his chin a little.
"We'll have to find them FF style." Jedi pointed and made a small box appear that was like the ones where you alter the characters names in Final Fantasy games. Orpheum clapped his hands and it disappeared. "Okay, I'll be serious..."
"Well why don't we just MAKE them?" Light stated, rather than questioned. The guys looked at each other and gave it a try. Light was the first with a crossbow, Concept pulled out a real old looking chainsaw, (one which was more dangerous to the person using it sometimes), and Jedi and Orpheum both had swords, but not normal swords.
"I'm ready." The nobleman called. He had a morph blade, a blade that could turn in to any weapon except ones with moving parts, so guns and things where out of the question.
"As am I!" The super villain clinic worker called, brandishing the tempest sword; a huge sword as large as him with a wavy blade with a black edge and a red centre. The hilt was a spiky black and with a red jewel in the middle of the hilt in the shape of a five point star. Jedi smirked slightly as he held it behind him so he could run faster as they all set off. Scouts however spotted them quickly and rushed off. They stood out like a sore thumb...
They would have to move quickly through this land as people where watching them. But something was at the back of their minds...
Who should they trust? And was this vampire trust worthy? And why was it a bunch of teens?!
---------------------------
Jedi: How was that?
Raz plushie: Pretty shonky if you ask me, I think you need to get you act together.
Jed: Well I have had writer's block. *Sighs* Review and you get... er...
Yuna: An ancient chainsaw?
Jedi: Perfect! Yeah! One of them! ^_^ take care people!