The Tokyo Show!
Starring Solaris and Foxglove!
*Scene opens to a typical set with a blue green rug that seems to lead to a black curtain that hides windows and various wires. There are three black upholstered chairs around a coffee table holding a vase of blue violet, black, and red roses. Offstage, voices are heard.*
Solaris: (offstage) C'mon, Foxglove, let Hiei go. We're on!
Foxglove: (offstage) Do I have to?
Solaris: (offstage) C'mon! *sounds angered *
*A small yelp is heard and then the two girls are seen. Today they are wearing kimonos. Foxglove's is lilac blossoms on white and Solaris' is wearing a rose on green. The two are smiling. *
Solaris: Hi! Well, no reviews, no e-mails, no nothing, but we have questions!
Foxglove: What is wrong with you people?!
Solaris: *sighs * And without reviews, we don't get a longer time. Plus, without questions, I have to ask my friends for questions. It's not a fun time, audience.
Foxglove: Hey, Solaris, don't you have a friend coming today?
Solaris :Several in fact. Including my best friend. But we digress. Today's guest is…
Foxglove: *runs backstage and gets a very miffed-looking fire youkai * HIEI-SAMA!
Hiei: Hn.
Solaris: *pulls out a "Guide to Hiei's code of 'hn'" and hurriedly turns the pages * He just said "go curl up and die". We'll just take that as "glad to be here".
Foxglove: Yay! *starts singing "Hiei-sama is here!" and twirling *
Solaris and Hiei: O_O;
Foxglove: @_@ *very dizzy *
Solaris: Well, now that Foxglove has settled down, let's get a couple of questions in.
Hiei: All right. Why is the fox there so hyper?
Solaris: She had too much soda, and… hey! We ask the questions! All right. Why are you always so mad at the world?
Hiei: I don't have to answer that, do I?
Solaris: Well, uh, no, not technically. But it would be nice.
Hiei: If I don't have to answer that, then I'm not.
Solaris: Okay. *mutters * Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed…
Hiei: Ahem!
Solaris : *blushes and turns to Foxglove * Have you got a question to ask, my friend muse?
Foxglove: *still dizzy *
Solaris: No worry, I know how to fix this. *goes to Foxglove and sits * Hiei is here.
Foxglove: *recovers * Yay! I have a question: Why do you cover your Jagon eye?
Hiei: To keep from terrifying people before I feel like it.
Solaris: *stands and straightens kimono * Well, that snapped her out of it. Time for us to go to the audience! *finds someone she knows * Hi! You're on the Tokyo show! Question, please.
Miki: Hi! Okay, Hiei, can the Jagon see through everything? Including clothing?
Hiei: *glares * Why should I answer that? Next.
Solaris: I honestly don't know either. It's a really good question, though. Okay! *sees another person she knows with a wolf's tail and ears * Gene! Hi, you're on the Tokyo Show! Your question, please.
Gene: All right, Hiei. How do you get your hair to stick up like that?
Solaris: Well, I'd think it would take patience and a lot of hair gel.
Hiei: Wrong. It's natural.
Solaris: All right, even a talk-show host can be wrong sometimes. Final question. *door to the studio bangs open and a blonde haired, blue-gray eyed girl wearing blue jeans and a tee-shirt with a tiger's tail and ears runs in * Tiger!
Hiei: Who?
Foxglove: Her best friend. You're a little late, Tiger!
Tiger: Sorry! My bus was a little off schedule.
Solaris: Well, no matter. Tiger, have you got a question for Hiei?
Tiger: Yes, yes I do. Hiei, what is with the eye?
Hiei: Hn.
Solaris: He said "nothing", so I'll answer that! He originally got the eye for two purposes: to find his homeland and to find the tear gem from his mother. Then, when he saw the land was but a ghost of it's former self, he left, but now the Jagon is used to watch over someone and to search for the tear gem.
Foxglove: Aw! How sweet!
Hiei: O.O How do you find out these things?
Solaris: Do you know how many sites there are that are dedicated to you? Well, that's all the time we have for today. Our next interview is from the number one punk of Sarayashiki Junior High (and I mean that in the nicest possible way), Yusuke Urhameshi! Bye!
*group exits and the voice of Yusuke is heard.
Yusuke: Hey, got any questions for me yet? And how'd it go, Hiei?
Hiei: Don't ask unless you have a death wish.
Somehow, Tiger's ears perk up and she runs backstage, injuring two of the security guards in her mad dash, yelling "Yusuke!" Then Foxglove is heard.
Foxglove: Those two are going to want a raise. We don't get paid enough to do this…
Solaris: Tiger, you're my best friend in the whole wide world, but, for the love of Pete, would you STOP HARASSING YUSUKE?! *