10:12 PM 10/3/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dUbz
Goku: I can't believe I'm gonna say it, but I think I'm siding with Vegeta on this one.
Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (grinning again) I WIN!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) You don't even know what he's siding with you on!
Vegeta: (smirks) Does it matter?
Goku: I think little Veggies matter a whole lot. (plops his hand ontop of Veggie's head) Isn't that right little Veggie!
Vegeta: (slight red-ness) Ah, hai.
Chuquita: (happily) Welcome to part 2, everybody!
Goku: (eager) Little Veggie brought in a yummy cake for us to EAT!
Vegeta: (pulls out several capsules) (boastfully) Actually, I have quite a few back-up cakes as well if the first cake isn't
to my sole peasant's liking.
Goku: (eyes widen) BACK-UP *CAAAAAAKES*?
Vegeta: (opens capsules to reveal half a dozen large and varying in appearance; chocolate cakes)
Goku: (gaping in a daze at the giant cakes, drool droplet slowly enlarging as it falls out of his mouth and closer to the
floor) Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-gee.
Vegeta: (curious in addition to slight ego enlargement) Well, which cake appeals to you best, Kakarrotto?
Goku: (musingly) I want to eat them ALL, Veggie.....
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I'm sure you do...but don't you at least have SOME type of favorite?
Goku: (blinks) But Veggie I cannot have a favorite unless I have taste-tested them all.
Vegeta: Oh..
Goku: (teleports infront of Veggie and hands him a spoon) (chirps) FEED ME, VEGGIE!
Vegeta: (twitch) NO WAY!! YOU CAN JUST GO SCOOP OUT YOUR OWN CA---
Goku: (eyes water and pupils become increadibly large) *little-sad-whimper* Veggie's gonna make me #STARVE#...?
Vegeta: ... (face bright red) (sputters) OH, FINE! (grumbles) I'll go scoop out some of each and you can "test-taste" them.
Goku: (cheers) HOORAY!!
Chuquita: (to audiance) (grins) OH! I actually got something on dba!
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People may have seen a copy of my entry for dba's Photomontage contest which I posted at Deviantart after I sent a copy to
dba, well apparently there was a one-day poll at dba (and I missed it :P) and all the entries (including mine) eventually got
published on dba's photomontage page!
I got 1 vote and tied w/6 other people (which was pretty good considering a bunch of the entries didn't even have any votes
^_^;;) but the overal winner w/8 votes was someone called Kabu who actually drew his/her photomontage. It looks like it'd
be pretty funny if I could read enough Italian to understand it. It reminds me of this recent eggos commercial but I think
it's for something else. My entry was based on dub Goku's "people-popcorn" comment.
Goku: I do enjoy popcorn.....(beams) Not as much as Veggie's yummy cakes and pastries though!
Vegeta: (big grin)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Could you inflate his ego any higher?
Goku: (blinks, looks over at Veggie who has a very content look on his face and his chest puffed out) ...what ego?
Chuquita: ... (larger sweatdrop) Anyway! Welcome to part 2 where things start to pick up; Bulma experiments on Veggie, Goku
& family start their vacation, Veggie shows up with his super-big 'cabin cruiser', and Chi-Chi ends up stranded on a deserted
island thanks to an oncoming hurricane!
Vegeta: (smirks) Ah, good times.......with the exception of me being "experimented" on.
Chuquita: (happily) Aw come on Veggie! It's all just in fun! I promised last chapter, I'm done having bad stuff happen to you
, at least for a while.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I gather sympathy so easy around here...
Goku: (cheerfully) That is bee-cause we LUV little Veggie and just hate to see him in pain! (glomps Veggie and hugs him
tightly) (sweetly) In't that right, Veggie?
Vegeta: (bright red) (squeaks out) ...right......
Chuquita: Here's part 2 everyone!
Summary: After Chi-Chi goes on "The Price is Right" she ends up on the final showcase playing against none-other than Veggie!
Due to the Ouji's lack of knowledge about prices, Chi-Chi not only wins but hits the exact number and gets both her and
Veggie's showcase. Now she and the other Sons are on a four-person trip to a tropical island. Of course, evading Veggie is
never that easy! What happens when Veggie decides to use his brand new super-boat tag along? What does Goku learning quite a
number of exotic dances have to do with any of this? All that and a hurricane with Chi-Chi's name on it!
Goku: (happily) Come on Veggie! Let's go eat those yummy cakes of yours! (carrying Veggie off)
Vegeta: (still glowing red) (big dopey dazed smile) Wah-huh...
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" Bulma, will you please tell me WHAT strapping me to these hanging wrist and ankle manacles has to do with FIXING my
"problem"? " Vegeta said, annoyed, " AND WHY AM I NAKED!! "
" So I can get a better body scan of you, that's why. " Bulma said as she scribbled some words onto the notepad in
her hands. She put the notepad on a nearby table and pressed a large button. A huge blue beam came out of the celling and ran
down and up the ouji's body. Vegeta twitched embarassingly as the beam went back into the ceiling. One of Bulma's computers
instantly started beeping and printing out information. She grabbed the paper, observed it, and tacked it to the wall.
" What's THAT? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" A printout containing information on every part of your body in it's current state. " she happily held up the paper
to face him, " I'm going to take a scan of your body while it's "glowing" and compare the two to find out what changes, how,
why, and what could possibly cause it to suddenly become so much more extreme. THEN I'll find a way to return it to it's
normal amount so you don't passout everytime something belonging to Goku TOUCHES you. "
" I don't PASSOUT. " Vegeta grumbled, insulted, " I merely just mentally blank out. "
" Uh-huh. And where was your mind when Goku brought you back here? You didn't even know where you WERE at first! "
Bulma said, then took another object off the table which sat by her notepad, " Now you just take a nice big whiff this and
I'll take another scan! " she grinned, holding up an object.
If Vegeta hadn't had his limbs locked in place he would've fallen over, " THAT'S ONE OF KAKARROTTO'S GI SHIRTS!! I'M
NOT SNIFFING THAT!! " he screamed, mortified.
" Well then how do YOU suggest I take the second scan, Vegeta? Call Goku up and tell him to come over here and HUG
you to make you start glowing? " Bulma rolled her eyes.
" NOT WHEN I'M NAKED HE'S NOT!! " Vegeta's face itself turned bright red.
" Yes, you said that first part already. " she nodded, then promptly pushed the gi against him.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! " the ouji yelped as his entire body burst into the bright red color,
including his tail who's fur puffed out on end as it twitched around wildly.
" There we go! " Bulma put the gi shirt down and took the scan. She grabbed the paper as soon as it printed out only
to look at it in confusion, " ...now that's strange. "
" Gahhhhhh~~... " Vegeta's body wobbled back and forth. He tried to shake it off, " Wha? "
" Vegeta, other than your obvious increased blood flow and heart rate, nothing really seems to change. " Bulma looked
puzzled, " You, DO gain a few pounds of weight though. That's a little odd... "
Vegeta looked down at himself, " WEIGHT gain? "
" And not in just one area of your body, your WHOLE BODY gains weight when you start, "glowing". " she said, unable
to think up a scientific term for it. Bulma walked over to where the computer was and sat down in the chair, " I'll just have
to try and use the microscope to check that out. " she said as she pressed a few keys and a video-feed of one of the ouji's
arms came up, " Increase X500. " Bulma said to the computer-screen. The microscope did so and she gasped at the sight, " Holy
Mackeral....there's THOUSANDS of---just look at the SIZE of some of them! " she gawked.
" THE SIZE OF WHO?! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!! " Vegeta demanded.
Bulma sat back in her chair, pondering and rubbing her chin in deep thought, " Alright let's try that. " she grabbed
the gi again, " HEY VEGETA! CATCH! " she shouted and threw the gi shirt at him. The orange top landed ontop of the ouji's
head.
" WAHHHHHH! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!! " Vegeta screamed, his body turning bright red again as he tried
shaking his head wildly in an attempt to get the shirt off of him. Bulma chuckled lightly at the saiyajin, then turned back
to her computer and gasped again in awe.
" WOW.....that's amazing, what an incredible life-form! They seem to be evolving yet have no potential threat that
would trigger them to do so! " Bulma beamed, then suddenly remembered Vegeta several feet infront of her still wailing his
lungs apart. Bulma sighed and continued recording the activity, then pressed stop and walked over to the machine Vegeta was
strapped in to shut it down.
Vegeta blinked as he felt his arms and legs suddenly free only to fall down and smash into the cold lab floor. He
twitched, " ...oww. "
Bulma plucked the gi off Vegeta's head, " Vegeta you are NEVER going to believe this! " she said excitedly.
" ...you're trying to kill me, aren't you? " Vegeta choked out weakly as he stood up.
" No! Nothing like that! Now go get your boxers back on and follow me! " she smiled as she dashed back to her
machine.
Vegeta blinked, " You, you mean you found out how to reduce the "glowingness"? " he said with a brief smile of relief
as he finished pulling his boxers up and walked over to her.
" No, but I did just as good! " Bulma said proudly, then grinned, " I found out what's causing it! The increased
"glow". " she rewound the recording, then played it, " See here? " she pointed to the first half of the tape and paused it.
" Kaka-germs, figures. " Vegeta muttered as he stared at the still of the many little happy Goku-headed
squiggle-wormlike-bodied creatures, " But I can get most of them off just by showering long enough. "
" Look HERE. " Bulma moved the camera scream upwards and Vegeta nearly shrieked. There it was. A kaka-germ at least
10 or 20 times bigger than all the other ones around it, " And that's not the only one, " she scrolled around some more to
reveal dozens of other enlarged kaka-germs, " They're EVOLVING. If for no other reason than to survive. The few that do end
up staying behind after you clean the others off of you are probably evolving to make up for the loss of the previous ones.
BUT this is factoring the only logic the kaka-germs have that once their fellow germs are destoryed only by reproducing
themselves can they make more. They're unaware of the fact that Goku spreads even more of them onto you everyday. " she
explained as she sat back in her chair, " Basically the only way to truely stop this is to either find a way to keep the
germs from evolving any further and get rid of the already-evolved ones, or for you to just live with it and find a way to
mentally control it somehow like you've done before. " she played the tape again up to the end.
" ...just like my future self..that gigantic concentration of kaka-germs he had on his body from living with
Kakarrotto so long...that's what warped his brain.. " Vegeta said in quiet shock.
" Now you see, THIS is what they look like once your body glows. They enlarge to 20 times their own body weight which
is why it made it seem like YOU were the one who gained weight. " she pointed to the screen, " And these really big ones,
when they got to cool off, part of their cooling off process includes spewing out hundreds of brand new BABY kaka-germs.
THAT'S why we have to get rid of them! If your body overheats too bad you could DIE! " Bulma looked worried.
" Or become a brain-dead Kaka-slave... " Vegeta shuddered, still shocked, " This is what happened to my future self.
He, must've gotten so riddled with kaka-germs overtime that they effected his brain and that's why he got all mushy with
future Kakarrotto and that means--- " the ouji froze and his eyes widened, " --that means that it's the kaka-germs fault I
was starting to feel different. It's not my feelings, it's some mental effect due to their presence. My feelings didn't
change at all. Haha, hahaha. WHOOOOO!!! " he hooted with joy, " I DON'T LOVE KAKARROTTO IN A NON-PLATONIC WAY!!! I CAN CARRY
ON WITH MY LIFE AND KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING CHANGED ABOUT MYSELF!! It's just those stupid, haha, kaka-germs! " Vegeta laughed
excitedly, " I'M FREE I'M FREE I'M FREE! " he hopped around and did a little victory dance.
Bulma sweatdropped, " You DO know we have to get RID of the germs first BEFORE you're free of them, right? "
Vegeta momentarily slowed down his victory dance, " Of course I do! I meant I'm free of that feeling of doubt and
fear that something non-platonic could possibly occur within my being. "
" Well, yes, you are. " she replied in agreement, nodding.
" WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! " Vegeta lept into the
air, then slid across the floor over to her, " DANCE WITH ME, BULMA!! " he beamed.
Bulma sweatdropped, " Vegeta, I really don't think NOW is the time to--WHOA! " she exclaimed as he pulled her across
the room and spun her around, then let go of her hands and happily bounced up the stairs.
" I'M FREE I'M FREE I'M FREE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! "
Bulma watched the ouji's display of joy and shook her head, " That idiot, he didn't even stay for me to find out how
to fix him! " she groaned, " Oh well, I'll make sure I catch him before he leaves to chase after Goku, I'm sure that's where
he's going. "
" Lalala! LALALA! " Vegeta sang happily as he emerged from the bathroom. The ouji was in a hurry to get going so he
had just hosed himself off with the shower-head instead of taking a full-blown shower. He went into his room to get dressed
and grab several additional outfits to last the week, then capsulized them and left with a pleased look on his face. Vegeta
walked down the steps and made his way past the kitchen. Gogeta and Vejitto froze in place. The ouji sensed this and looked
over at them just intime to see them shove the entire slices of his cake they had just gotten out, into the mouths. Both
fusions smiled weakly at him.
" Oh you don't have to hide that baka cake anymore! I wasn't doomed, the kaka-germs on my body were just trying to
overthrow my mind! Bulma's going to have it fixed for me! " Vegeta smirked.
Gogeta and Vejitto glanced at each other, then instantly spat their slices back onto the plates. The pieces of cake
looking like they had never been in the fusions mouths to begin with. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Where are you going, Mommy? " Vejitto asked.
" Well, I'm GOING to take my new boat out for a spin, and maybe give the head Kaka-germ a ride as well. " the ouji
boasted.
" Heeheehee, "the head Kaka-germ", you mean Kaasan! " Gogeta laughed.
" Correct, Gogeta. " Vegeta said as he left the kitchen and headed into the backyard where Goku had left the boat.
" But Mommy if you took Toussan on your boat with you wouldn't that only worsen your kaka-germed disease? " Vejitto
asked. Vegeta paused for a moment.
" Well, I just took a shower and washed a lot of them off, AND Bulma IS in the process of developing something to
destroy the monster-mutant-kaka-germs of the group so I'll be fine. " Vegeta thought to himself.
The fusions looked at each other uneasily.
" Oh-kay Mommy. " Vejitto nodded.
" Can we come to make sure you are alright, Toussan? " Gogeta offered.
" I told you both I'll be fine! " Vegeta sighed.
Gogeta grabbed a nearby piece of cloth and handed it to the ouji. Vegeta's hand burst into the bright red color and
quickly dropped the cloth before the redness made it's way up to his head.
" Kakarrotto's? " Vegeta said lamely.
" Gi sash. " Gogeta chirped, picking it up.
The ouji twitched, " What would one of Kakarrotto's GI SASHES be doing IN RANDOM PLACES ON THE FLOOR OF MY HOUSE?!"
The fusions shrugged, confused.
" Well you both just wait! I'll show YOU how UNAFFECTED I am by Kakarrotto's GERMS! " he grabbed the sash again and
tied it around his forehead like a bandana. Gogeta and Vejitto gasped.
" Oh, that can't be safe. " Vejitto muttered.
" It most certainly is! " Vegeta snorted, " See! I am unaffected. No bright redness or anything! "
" But that's because all the kaka-germs are BELOW your head in all the places Toussan hugs you, Mommy. " Vejitto said
, " You, really don't want them getting into your head through your ears or nose or something like that. "
" I do not fear the kaka-germs. What kind of ouji would I be if I was to fear such things as germs that come off of
Kakarrotto's body and try to form a little civilization on mine! " Vegeta said fearlessly.
" A very very smart one. " Gogeta said happily. Vegeta sent him a death-glare, " Sorry Toussan. "
" You don't want them in your head though, Mommy. Trust us! " Vejitto pleaded.
" I'm sorry I gave that to him. " Gogeta frowned.
" They will NOT enter my brain! "
" Buh--buh what if they DO and we lose you FOREVER!! " Gogeta's eyes began to water. Vegeta sighed and patted his
fusion-baby on the shoulder.
" Don't kaka-cry on me. You won't "lose me forever". I'll make sure of that. " he said sincerely, then zipped over
to the backdoor and grinned, " Now if you'll excuse me I've got a date with a BRAND NEW 'CABIN CRUISER'!! " Vegeta
disappeared out into the backyard and quickly teleported away along with the boat.
The fusions stared at the now empty backyard.
" ...I fear for Mommy's safety, Goggie. " Vejitto said, breaking the silence.
" I DO TOO! " Gogeta sniffled, trying not to start wailing about Vegeta getting himself killed.
" You know what this means don't you? " the older fusion turned to the younger one. Gogeta blinked for a moment, then
perked up.
" We get to go UNDERCOVER! "
" And spy on our Mommy! " Vejitto grinned.
" In true Toussan-like fashion! " Gogeta chirped.
Vejitto searched for Vegeta's ki, then nodded, " Come on Goggie! Let's go get our beach-clothes! "
" Isn't this FUN, Goku! Driving down the beach in my BRAND NEW CAR to our week-long FREE vacation stay on this
BEAUTIFUL tropical island! " Chi-Chi said happily, " Goku? " she looked over to the passenger's seat and sweatdropped to see
the large saiyajin had his head out the moonroof window, " Get back down here! " she tugged him back inside, " Goku that's
dangerous! You could get your head chopped off that way! "
Goku's eyes widened at the thought. He shuddered and instead grabbed his seatbelt and belted himself back in. Then he
pressed the button that rolled down the passenger's side window and stuck his head out through that.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped again.
" Come on Chi-chan! It's fun! Try it! " Goku grinned at her, his head still out the window.
" No thanks, I'd rather not get my head sliced off by an oncoming street sign or something like that. Besides! I'm
driving, I have to keep my eyes on the road. "
Goku pouted, " Buh Chi-chan, I thought we were all having fun. " he said, then got an idea, " Hey! Maybe you should
put your hair back into the ponytail like you had earlier Chi-chan! You were in a good mood back then! "
" What's wrong with me having my hair down? " she said, " I never get to let it hang down, it's even rarer than when
I DO have it in the ponytail. Let's just get back to the hotel first, oh-kay? "
" Kay Chi-chan. " Goku nodded, then brightened up, " Does that mean Chi-chan will be nice when we get back to the
hotel? "
" Of course! " she smiled at him.
" HOORAY! " Goku cheered, " Go faster Chi-chan!! "
Gohan opened his window in the backseat and stuck part of his hand out. " Geez can we even GO any faster than this?!"
he looked at the speedometer and sweatdropped to see the car was flying at 100mph.
" Sure we can! I just choose not to. " Chi-Chi smiled.
Goku turned to the many buttons on the door and pressed the one that rolled Chi-Chi's window down. She twitched as
wind came flying through to attack her and started swirling her hair all around her.
" GOKU PUT THAT BACK UP RIGHT NOW! I CAN'T SEE!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, trying to push her hair off of her face.
" But I thought you'd like to look out the window like I was too. " Goku pouted.
" OOOOH! GOKU MY HAIR'S A LOT LONGER THAN YOURS!! " she snapped, then sputtered around as she reached over and
started pushing random buttons in search of the window, causing the car to begin swerving due to her hands now on the control
panel, " GOKU GRAB THE WHEEL! "
" Wha?! " the large saiyajin blinked.
" GRAB THE WHEEL BEFORE WE DRIVE INTO THE OCEAN!! " she screamed.
Goku gulped and held onto the wheel tightly. Chi-Chi smiled with relief as she found the window button and pushed it
upward.
" AARGH!! "
Goku looked to his left and sweatdropped. Chi-Chi had caught a huge chunk of hair in the now-closed window and the
rest of it was completely wind-blown. She was sending an enraged glare at the large saiyajin. Goku shyly let go of the wheel
and sat back in his seat as Chi-Chi grabbed the wheel possessively. He looked away from her and twiddled his fingers.
Five more minutes passed and they had finally reached the hotel. Chi-Chi parked the car, opened her door, got out,
and promptly put her very messy hair up into a semi-reasonable-looking ponytail.
Goku happily hopped out of the car through the moonroof, " YAY--eee.... " he paled, then dashed off ahead of her and
into the hotel.
" YEAH YOU BETTER RUN! RUN AND HOPE I DON'T CATCH UP TO YOU!! " Chi-Chi shouted.
Gohan sweatdropped, " What good will that do? We're all going up to the same room anyway? "
Chi-Chi blinked, " Oh yeah. GOKU!! WAIT UP!! " she ran after him angrily and bounded up the stairs to the floor
their room was on. Chi-Chi ran down the hallway and skidded to a halt infront of their door where Goku was plopped down next
to a gigantic bouquet of flowers and reading a little pink card that had been attached to the bouquet. Chi-Chi sweatdropped,
" Goku, what are you doing? "
" Heeheehee, oh my.... " the large saiyajin's cheeks flushed bright pink as he continued to read the card.
" What's all this? " Gohan said, confused.
" Wow! Look at all the flowers! " Goten exclaimed, holding up the bouquet, " Haha! It's even bigger than I am! " the
chibi grinned.
" Give me that! " Chi-Chi snatched the little pink card away from Goku, who whimpered at its loss, " "To my dearest
little Kaka-muffin"---OH GOD! " Chi-Chi slammed the card shut before even daring to go any futher, " Oh my God it's from the
Ouji!! HOW CAN IT BE FROM THE OUJI WE'RE AS FAR AWAY FROM WHERE HE IS AS WE CAN POSSIBLY GET!! " she ranted.
" He probably sensed our ki's and teleported here. " Gohan said lamely.
" WELL THEN HOW DID HE KNOW THIS WAS THE HOTEL! "
" He was at the studio back when your showcase was being announced. "
Chi-Chi fumed, " AND HOW DID HE KNOW WHAT ROOM WE WERE IN!! "
" Asked, or in Vegeta's case probably tricked the lobby guy into telling him which room we were staying at. " Gohan
finished. Chi-Chi's shoulders slumped in defeat, " Vegeta's all about twisted logic that normal people don't even notice yet
is somehow comprehendable and completely unable to be disproved. " Gohan sighed.
" That is so sadly true, my wonderful little genius. So sadly true. " Chi-Chi groaned, then noticed Goku contently
smelling the bouquet with a whimsical look on his face. Chi-Chi twitched in rage and yanked the bouquet out of his arms,
" WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN!! "
" Yes I do it's been with little Veggie. " Goku said, trying to reach up and grab it from still on the floor.
" EXACTLY why we should trash the darn thing. " Chi-Chi grumbled.
" CHI-CHAN NO!! " Goku lept to his feet and grabbed the bouquet back, " Veggie probably spent a lot of his Veggietime
arranging every picked lil-lil flower just right for me. " he pouted.
" ...Goku, the Ouji doesn't know how to ARRANGE FLOWERS. And there's no way he could've "picked" them! All the thorns
are cut off! And the 'Garden Shop' price tag is still on it! Look! " she held up the side with the sticker, then took a
double look at it, " Holy---20 dollars!? For only these! " she gawked, " These are either really good flowers or the Ouji got
ripped off. Knowing him it's probably the second. "
" Here you go little Veggie-card. " Goku said happily as he sat on one of the beds and placed the card on the desk
between the two beds, " I'll leave you right here so that everyday when I wake up in the morning I'll have a little reminder
of my Veggie until it's time for us to go back home to see him again! " he clasped his hands together.
" ERR ERR ERR ERR!! "
Gohan walked up to Goku and sat down next to him, " I think if you even want that card to live til the end of the
week you should put it someplace safe, Toussan. " he sweatdropped as he watched Chi-Chi continue to jump up and down on the
flowers in the hallway while cursing mean, hurtful things about Vegeta.
" Oh! I know just the place then! " Goku chirped, then dashed over to his suitcase and slid it between several items
of clothing. He re-zipped the suitcase, " THERE. Now my little Veggie-card will be safe and I can go read it whenever I
want! Thanks Gohan! "
" Actually I'm just trying to prevent Kaasan from stressing-out anymore than she needs to. We came here to relax and
be away from Vegeta. At least, that's what Kaasan's here for. "
" DIE DEMON PLANTS OF THE OUJI!! " Chi-Chi finished crunching the plants into trash.
Goten frowned, " Those poor flowers. And I liked them too. "
" Aw, don't worry sweetie! We'll get some new flowers that WEREN'T sent from the Ouji, oh-kay! " Chi-Chi instantly
went back into her cheerful mood as she patted Goten on the head, " Now go get your swim-trunks on! We're going to the
beach! "
" YAY! " Goten cheered and went to go change in the bathroom.
" Gohan, your Toussan and I will meet you there. I'm going to take him to the shops on the boardwalk and get him a
REAL present. " Chi-Chi smiled.
" More presents for me! " Goku brightened up, " HOORAY! Chi-chan luvs me again! "
" I never stopped "luv"ing you in the first place. " she sweatdropped.
" But you stepped on my Veggie-flowers and called Veggie lotsa bad names. " he pouted.
Chi-Chi twitched, " FORGET ABOUT THE OUJI HE'S NOT HERE I AM! " she snapped, then tried to calm down. She grabbed
Goku by the wrist and frustratingly left the room, " Come on Goku, let's go get you a present. "
" I luv u too, Chi-chan! " Goku chirped.
Chi-Chi smiled in relief, " Now THAT'S what I like to hear! "
" Oh my that IS a present. Haha~~~... " Chi-Chi's face glowed a light red color as she looked at Goku in the dressing
room, " I don't think you're allowed to wear little red speedos to the beach though, " she frowned.
" Oh well, I guess I can stick to the beach-trunks. " Goku shrugged as he took a pair of blue swim-trunks off another
hanger in the dressing room. He held them out and grinned, " Hey, maybe I could wear these OVER the red brief ones. "
" YEAH! " Chi-Chi grinned, then froze, " Ah, of course that's a wonderful idea Go-chan. " she said calmly, " They
both look great on you and this way you won't be breaking any beach laws if you wear the boxers over them! "
" HEE~~, they make me feel sassy, Chi-chan! " Goku chirped.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Of course they do. " she said flatly, then perked back up again, " Now let's go find you a
t-shirt or a tank-top to wear. " she smiled as they left the dressing room.
" OOH! " Goku grabbed a shirt off one of the hangers, " Chi-chan lookit! " he held it infront of him.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped a the white t-shirt with the picture of a chibi carrot on it, " NO. " she said bluntly.
" Buh Chi-chaaan! " Goku pouted, putting it back.
" You're not wearing any shirts with items on them who's name even SLIGHTLY sounds like that hideous word the Ouji
calls you. "
" Veggie's ~*oujo*~? " Goku grinned, tilting his head.
Chi-Chi rolled her eyes, " Nooooo, "Kakarrotto". " she spat the word out like bubblegum stuck to the roof of her
mouth, " And he's never even called you his "oujo" before!! "
Goku frowned, " I know.....but future Veggie calls me his ~*oujo*~! " he chirped.
" Let's just stay OFF the subject of that evil little Ouji for a while, huh Goku? " she groaned, " Infact, let's go
pay for what you have on already and go. Gohan and Goten are probably getting worried about us with how long we've been gone
anyway. " Chi-Chi deduced, then walked over to pay the cashier.
" Hello there young man, " a voice said from behind Goku. The saiyajin looked over his shoulder to old woman smiling
at him, " Your girlfriend over there seems so upset. I bet you would like to help her feel better. "
Goku grinned, " Yeah! Chi-chan came here to relax and I'm trying to help but she's still all frustrated 'bout
Veggie. " he explained.
" Well why don't you take this then? It's free. " the old woman smirked, holding out a fairly large book.
Goku blinked, " What is it? "
" It's a book with the instructions on how to perform many of the native dances on these islands. You can perform
them for your girlfriend, or maybe learn them together. "
" Oh-kay! " Goku said happily, flipping through the book.
" Come on Go-chan! We've got to go! " Chi-Chi shouted, now by the exit.
" COMIN' CHI-CHAN!! " Goku called back, then waved to the old woman, " Thanks lady! " he bounded off after Chi-Chi.
The old woman smiled, " What nice young man... " she said, " Cute rump too. "
" I luv the warm weather, Chi-chan! " Goku beamed as they walked along the beach.
" It's so hot....I wish I knew where Gohan and Goten had set up the umbrella. " she put her sunglasses on. Goku
passed the time by reading the various slogans swinging from behind the advertising planes.
" All sandals 50% off at the Sandal Shack....try our world-famous lobster at Larry's Lobster Emporium....
Veggie-burgers two for three at Acme. " Goku rattled off, quoting the ads. He suddenly froze in place, " Ah...ahh...AHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! CHI-CHAN!!! " he glomped onto her in fright, " CHI-CHAN LOOK!!! " Goku wailed,
pointing up at the ad.
Chi-Chi glanced upward and snickered, " Yeah I wish. " she turned to Goku, " Go-chan, "Veggie-burgers" are burgers
made out of VegetaBLES, not Oujis. "
" Oh. " Goku looked very much relieved, " I wouldn't be able to forgive myself if somebody hacked my little Veggie
up into pieces and served him as a fast-food treat. " he said, worried.
" Oh you won't have to worry about THAT ever happening, Goku. " Chi-Chi groaned.
Goku paused for a moment, " Hey Chi-chan? "
" Hm? "
" If the burger is made out of Veggietables, then what do they do with the cow? " he blinked.
Chi-Chi sighed, " They FEED it to the cow, Goku. " she remarked sarcastically.
" AHHH... " he said, enlightened.
" Sarcasm is lost on you, isn't it Go-chan? " Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" *FWWWWWWEEEEEEEEP* *FWEEP*FWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*!!! " a loud horn came from their right.
Goku and Chi-Chi looked over to see a very familiar-looking cabin cruiser pulling up a few feet away from the shoreline.
" Oh good GOD... " Chi-Chi twitched, knowing very well who was going to pop out onto the deck of the ship any moment
now. She turned to Goku and started pushing the curious saiyajin onward, " Come on Goku, let's get going, just avoid the
boat altogether I'm sure the people on it don't want you to stare, hahahaha! " she laughed nervously then froze again, ::Oh
my God!! Goku still has that little red thing under his swimtrunks!! GEEZ IF I KNEW THE OUJI WAS GONNA TRACK US DOWN HERE I
NEVER WOULD'VE SPLURGED AND BOUGHT IT FOR HIM!!:: " MOVE GOKU!! MOVE MOVE MOVE!!! "
" You know Chi-chan, I can always just fly you across the beach if you wanna go faster. " Goku offered.
" That's not the point!! " she exclaimed, " And besides I can't have you flying around the beach with all these
people around who don't know it's possible for human beings to fly!! They'll think we're monsters!! "
" Then let's teleport. " Goku suggested.
" NO THAT'S EVEN WORSE!! " Chi-Chi yelped, " Just RUN, Goku!! RUNLIKETHEWIND!!! " she hopped up onto his back like
a piggybacker and clutched onto him for dear life.
" Oh-kay!! " Goku grinned, then powered up and ran off at half his top speed.
" WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! " Chi-Chi screamed, holding on tighter.
" HAHAHA! OPEN YOUR EYES CHI-CHAN!! THE WIND WON'T HURT YOU!! " Goku laughed excitedly. Chi-Chi did so and smiled
with partial relief as soon as they were out of the giant boat's visual range. She chuckled a bit, then blew a raspberry back
in the boat's general direction and laughed.
" Haha! This IS fun! " she beamed.
" Hi Toussan! "
" Hi Toussan! " Gohan and Goten waved to them as Goku dashed by with Chi-Chi still on his back.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Ah, Goku? "
" Hm? "
" We just passed them. Gohan and Goten are back there! " she smiled.
" OH! OH-KAY! TURN AROUND! " Goku chirped only to let out a scream as he nearly slammed into a huge white wall. The
saiyajin screeched to a halt just inches away from it, " Uhh.... " he blinked.
Chi-Chi looked up and shrieked when she saw the large, glistening golden royal family of Bejito-sei logo that had
been freshly painted on the side of the ship and still looked half-wet, " GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! "
The door on the floor of the deck opened and an arm made itself visible to those before the boat. An arm with a
little white glove on it. Chi-Chi twitched and promptly moved her arms and hands to cover Goku's ears and eyes.
" Onna, Kakarrotto, fellow beach-goers. Hello. " Vegeta smirked as he hopped out and onto the deck, then strutted to
the side of the boat and leaned his elbows on the railing. The ouji was wearing his training outfit in addition to Goku's
sash which was still tied around his head Bardock-bandana-style, " Wonderful day to go swimming, isn't it? "
" OOOOH! OUJI WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE! " Chi-Chi screamed, " GO BACK HOME WE'RE ON VACATION TO GET AWAY FROM
YOU!! "
" Funny, I don't remember the announcer mentioning you using the vacation to get away from ME during the showcase. "
Vegeta smirked.
" *sniff*sniff*sniff*sniff*sniff*! " Goku sniffed the air, then grinned, " LITTLE VEGGIE!!! " he teleported away from
where he was standing, causing Chi-Chi to fall to the ground with a thud. She twitched a bit as she hit the sand. Goku
teleported himself onto the deck and squealed with delight, " IT IS LITTLE VEGGIE! " Goku grabbed the ouji and glomped him,
" Oh Veggie I am so happy you could make it! I missed u!!! "
" Curse you, Ouji. " Chi-Chi grumbled as she lay on her back in the sand, contemplating how she was going to pull
herself back upright.
" Haha, hahaha~~ " Vegeta laughed in a daze as his face glowed bright red. He twitched suddenly as he felt something
crawling around in his ears. Vegeta glanced up to see the blue sash and turned bright red as well, " WAHHH! " he grabbed it
and flung it to the ground, then squeezed out of the hug and started trying to fling bundles of kaka-germs out of his ears,
" AHH AHH AHH!! DON'T LET THEM GET TO MY BRAIN!! THEY CAN'T GET THE BRAIN!!! "
Goku blinked at him, confused, " My little Veggie is so silly! " he clasped his hands together happily.
Vegeta shook his head some more, then, when convinced he had rid his ears of all kaka-germs that could've migrated
from the sash, turned to Goku, " Hai Kakarrotto? " he cocked an eyebrow.
" SO! " Goku plopped down nearby the ouji, " What is little Veggie doing here to-day? "
Vegeta sat down as well, " Oh, you know, just visiting the sights and sounds of the seven seas when I just happened
to run into you. " he said nonchalantly.
" HA! " Chi-Chi mock-laughed from below, " THAT'S A LOAD 'A BULL! "
Vegeta leaned over the rail and blew a rasberry back at her, Chi-Chi blew a third one at him.
" OH THAT'S MATURE! " she snapped.
" YOU DID IT FIRST! " Vegeta stated, then went back to sit down.
Chi-Chi thought about it for a moment, then cursed, " KUSO!!! " she snorted, then glanced over her shoulder, " GOHAN!
GOTEN! HELP YOUR MOTHER UP!! "
" NO IT'S ALRIGHT KAKA-SPAWNS, JUST LEAVE HER DOWN THERE, SHE'LL BE FINE. " Vegeta added.
Gohan sweatdropped and went to help Chi-Chi to her feet along with Goten, " You alright Kaasan? "
" I shall slice his limbs off and he shall bathe in his own blood. " Chi-Chi said in a low, deadly tone.
" Ah, that's, err, interesting, Kaasan. " Gohan face-faulted.
" Yes...it is. " she sent a death-glare up in Vegeta's direction.
" So! Kakay... " Vegeta said as he sat plopped across from Goku on the ship, completely ignoring Chi-Chi's ranting.
" So! Veggie... " Goku chirped, following suit.
Vegeta sweatdropped, then shook it off, " Did you get my little gift yet? I left it at your room's door. "
he smirked.
" Oh the flowers were VERY BEAUTIFUL, little Veggie! Thank you so VERY much! " Goku said happily, " C--Chi-chan sorta
stomped the flowers into oblivion after she found out they were from you. " he twiddled his fingers while looking away.
" Figures. " Vegeta said flatly.
" But--but I managed to save the pretty lil card Veggie made for me; and to make up for ruining the flowers Chi-chan
bought me these pretty blue swim-trunks and the lil red swim-briefs I got on underneath 'um. " Goku added.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " You're wearing your underwear under your swim-trunks? "
" Yeah, " Goku smiled, " Wanna se-- "
" --GOKU DON'T YOU DARE PULL DOWN YOUR TRUNKS FOR THE OUJI!!! " Chi-Chi screamed.
Goku froze in place and quickly tied the knot on his swim-trunks back again and even tighter than before.
" I'm even more sure of how much I don't want to see whatever you have on beneath those boxers than I did before. "
Vegeta twitched, " However, I have a few things I'd like to show you. " he got up, " Now Kakarrotto, if you'll just follow
me below deck I'll show you what the inside of my BRAND NEW BOAT looks like. "
" YAY! VEGGIE-TOURS!! " Goku cheered and ran downstairs after him, " Hey, it's pretty big down here, little Veggie. "
he said in awe.
" Yes, down that way is a bathroom, and over there's a rather long couch that actually swings around to fit in that
corner of the room, the wall above that one end of the couch holds a stereo system, there's a food closet across from this
end of the room, and there's a second room containing a bed, a window, and some lights. " the ouji said as he walked around
inside, " It's not much, yet, but then again I haven't really had the time yet to improve upon it. "
" Well I think it is VERY nice, little Veggie. " Goku said in awe, then happily plopped down on the couch, " And it
all looks so comfy.
" It is. " Vegeta boasted, sitting down across from him, " ...Kakarrotto? "
" Hm? " Goku happily tilted his head.
" Kakarrotto, how would you like to come on a quick trip around the waters in my brand new boat? " Vegeta smirked,
" I promise I won't take long. 15 minutes at most. " he offered, " I figure I'll wait until we're both settled later on in
the week before I take you on an actual normal-sized ride. "
Goku thought for a moment, then smiled, " Oh-kay Veggie! "
An evil smile twisted around the ouji's face. Goku teleported back to the deck.
" CHI-CHAN! I'M GONNA GO OUT ON VEGGIE'S PRETTY BOAT W/HIM FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!! " he called out
as the ship started to move back into the sea.
" WHA--WHA--WHAT?! GOKU NO!! " Chi-Chi shrieked, terrified.
" 15 MINUTES CHI-CHAN! YOU CAN TIME ME! " Goku pointed to the part of his wrist where you would put a watch.
" BUT GOKU!! 15 MINUTES!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT EVIL LITTLE OUJI COULD DO TO YOU ALL ALONE OUT THERE IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES!!! "
" Mmmm....nope! " Goku grinned. Chi-Chi paled, " We'll probably just listen to the radio and relax on Veggie's comfy
boat-couches! See you, Chi-chan! " he waved to her.
Chi-Chi twitched, horrified as the ship sailed near-out-of-view. She waved back weakly, " See..you... "
" MMMmmmmm~~, it's so nice 'n WARM, Veggie... " Goku sighed as he lay sprawled out on the ouji's couch. Vegeta sat
on the other side of the couch and sweatdropped at him.
" You know when I originally planned to ask you onto the ship for a ride like this, I assumed you'd be wearing your
usual kaka-attire instead of, shorts. " Vegeta cringed slightly just thinking about how many more kaka-germs had made their
way onto his couch due to Goku not wearing a shirt.
The larger saiyajin glanced up at him, " Well Veggie, I WAS gonna get this kawaii lil shirt with a carrot on it but
Chi-chan got mad at me and said no cuz my saiyajin name has the word carrot in it but that's why I picked it out cuz it
reminded me of *VEGGIE*. " he grinned.
Vegeta laughed nervously, " Ah, hahaha, hai. Say! Why don't we go up and get some fresh air, huh? " he got up and
headed outside to the deck.
" K! " Goku chirped, following suit. He sighed happily as he looked around to see miles of ocean, " Isn't it
beautiful, little Veggie? "
" Hm? Hai... " Vegeta said, leaning against the railing on the opposite side of the deck. Goku pouted and teleported
over to him.
" Little Veggie what's wrong? " he asked, worried.
" Nothing. " Vegeta sighed, looking away.
" Aw come on Veggie! " Goku teleported to the other side of the ouji so he could face him again, " You look all sad
'n confused. Not at all like little Veggie was back when we were on-shore. "
Vegeta took a deep breath, " Alright. " he turned to Goku, " Kakarrotto your kaka-germs are starting to form a
civilization on my body in which they quickly and effectively manage to reproduce while getting larger, stronger, and harder
to wash off during a simple shower. Bulma is, at the moment, trying to create a way to stop and destroy the ones on my body
before they make their way into my brain in completely effect it in such a way that my entire outlook on things is destroyed
and reduced to that of my century-old counterpart from the future. "
Goku blinked, confused, " So, the 'kaka-germs' make Veggie make me Veggie's oujo? "
" Exactly. " Vegeta said lamely.
" HOORAY! " Goku cheered and glomped onto Vegeta. The ouji yelped as he burst into the bright red color.
" STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!! IT'S NOT SOMETHING TO CHEER ABOUT AT ALL NOW LET GO OF MY HOW DARE YOU HUG ME WHILE
YOU'RE HALF-NAKED YOU BIG BAKA!! " Vegeta screamed, trying to squirm out of the hug. Goku dropped him to the floor, then
looked at his own arm and smiled.
" Thank u little germs for helping me make Veggie make me Veggie's oujo! " Goku grinned.
" Don't THANK them. I'm trying to get RID of them. " Vegeta got up, " Well, the ones on MY body, anyway... "
" Hey! This means little Veggie is not going to go crazy AFTER ALL! " Goku pointed out.
" Crazy? " Vegeta blinked.
" YEAH! You know when you were afraid that the whole-- " he held up his tail and wiggled it, " --thing was gonna turn
your brain all crazy? "
" "Crazy"....right. That's a good word for it. " Vegeta laughed nervously, " Well, since no such feelings exist I
must have to deal with this smaller problem of ridding my body of your kaka-germs. "
" Oh! That's easy! " Goku said happily.
Vegeta blinked, " It...is? "
" Of COURSE! I am their master. I can call them all back to my body REAL EASY! "
" Haha...hahaha... " Vegeta laughed weakily, then grabbed Goku by the shoulders, " --DO IT!! "
" But Veggie if I call them ALL back you will undergo withdrawl to the kaka-germs like I would to food under a diet."
Goku pointed out.
" HA! The great and powerful saiyajin no ouji can overcome ANY form of "withdrawl". " Vegeta boasted.
Goku shrugged, " Oh-kay, here goes. " he said reluctantly, then let out a whistle, " *WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*! "
Thousands of little red dots spewed off of Vegeta's body and ran back onto Goku's. Vegeta suddenly found himself
feeling 5 pounds lighter.
" TA-DA! " Goku gave a bow.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " You seriously frighten me sometimes Kakarrotto, you know that? "
" Yes I do! " Goku said sweetly, clasping his hands together, " SO! How does little Veggie *feeeel*? "
" Well, I feel lighter, but other than that, pretty much the same. " Vegeta thought outloud, then smirked, " I told
you there would be no "withdrawl". "
Goku sighed, " Veggie gimmie a hug. " he said, testing him.
" I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A HUG, BA---IPE!? " Vegeta yelped as Goku hugged onto him.
" Veggie feel anything now? " Goku asked.
" ...AAAAAAAAHH!! " the ouji suddenly hugged back tightly and knocked Goku over onto his back, " OHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh...
.... " the warming glow started to spread to the ouji via the kaka-germs he was rubbing up against, " NEVERLETGO!!! " Vegeta
shouted hungrily, gripping tighter.
" Oww. " Goku squeaked out, then made another whistling sound and the kaka-germs that had retreated from before ran
back onto the ouji. Vegeta paused for a moment, then realized where he was and shrieked, jumping off of Goku and running
around in circles screaming frantically.
" WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THATDIDNTJUSTHAPPEN!! " Vegeta skidded
to a halt, shuddering violently.
" Don't worry little Veggie! I put 'um all back for you! " Goku said cheerfully, getting back up, " My germies can
get very attached to people they luv & veesevica! "
" "Viseversa", Kakarrotto. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Yeah! That too! "
An even larger sweatdrop appeared on the side of the ouji's head, " So, do you know anything about ENLARGED
kaka-germs, Kakarrotto? "
" Enlarged Kaka-germs? " Goku blinked, " AH! " he snapped his fingers. Vegeta grinned, " I remember now! Veggie found
kaka-germs 10 times their normal size when he used his kaka-germ detector on future Veggie! "
" ! " Vegeta froze in place.
:::" Hahahaaaahhhhhh... " future Vegeta giggled, hugging future Goku as tightly as possible, " I have a kaka-disease.
" he grinned dopily at present Vegeta, " It's what happens when you live around my Kaka-muffin and those kaka-germs for
entire decades at a time. "
" WHAT?! " present Vegeta nearly fell over, " THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A KAKA-DISEASE!!! " he exclaimed, then pulled
a small object that looked like an airport metal scanner out of his pocket, " THIS is a kaka-germ scanning machine. As you
probably know, seeing as that you were me at one point, the kaka-germ scanner scans an object for it's concentration and
content amount of kaka-germs. " he turned it on, then pointed it at his future self, " Now let go of future Kakarrotto so I
can scan you. "
" NO! " both future saiyajins cried out at once, clutching onto each other protectively. Vegeta turned a pale green
with disgust.
" Oh...God... " he twitched, then grabbed his future self's gi sash instead and held it up to scan.
" *Beep...beep...beep..beep..beep.beep.beep.BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!!!!!* "
" WHAT THE HECK-- " present Vegeta paused the scan only to have his jaw hang open. There were massive numbers of
kaka-germs crawling all over the sash, feeding on it. Sections of the sash contained kaka-germs that were nearly 10 times the
size of the normal ones, " Oh....dear....God, I am DOOMED!!! " Vegeta shrieked, then noticed he was still holding the sash
and dropped it to the floor. He then proceeded to jump up and down repeatedly on it, " DIE, SHIMATTA!! DIE!! "
" Hahaha, you can't kill them. " future Vegeta chuckled while future Goku rubbed his shoulders, " We're immortal,
remember? Everything about us, even the kaka-germs. "
Vegeta's eyes widened in fear at the thought, " Future, err, self; do you have any idea how many kaka-germs were
inhabiting one square inch of your "gi sash" ALONE?! " he gawked.
Future Vegeta's eyes also widened in fear, " Yes, I have an idea.....and I never, ever, want to know. That very
knowledge could drive me mad. ":::
" Of course....it all makes sense now. " Vegeta said weakly, plopping down on a deck chair, " They are your creation,
their will has been dictated by that of your own. Meaning, they are trying to mush my brain into a soft glob of goo just the
way you want me. My ever-adapting saiyajin body adapted to having their presence on me the way it adapts in high intense
gravity. Getting rid of them would cause a yet-to-be-determined-length of a mental breakdown which for some reason craves the
warm gooey mushiness they inject into my body daily. But if I were to let them continue living on me, and if they were to
continue to adapt and get stronger the way my future self was forced to let them, I really would end up just like him. And,
that would mean, I would eventually--due to their influence on my yet-to-be-effected brain, crown..K--Kakarrotto my, my,
my--- "
" --~*OUJO*~! " Goku squealed, " I cannot wait! "
" I CAN! " Vegeta snapped, " Hn, what I need here is something to shrink the unusually LARGE kaka-germs and then
un-fertilize them. " he plotted, starting to pace back and forth.
" But what about Bulma? "
" Yes, I should call her when we get back on land. Tell her to scratch any project to destroy the kaka-germs as a
whole and instead to try and figure out a way to prevent them from growing in size and reproducing. " Vegeta nodded.
" But Veggie they are not supposed to grow in size. " Goku pointed out.
Vegeta tossed down a capsule to reveal a microscope, then placed his arm under it, " Tell that to THIS! "
Goku looked down into the microscope and gasped to see the abnormally large kaka-germs squirming around with the rest
of them, " Oh my....that in unusual and not supposed to happen. " he gasped.
" Bulma says they're evolving. " Vegeta twitched, " You wouldn't know WHY they would be evolving, WOULD you? "
" They are not SUPPOSED to be ABLE to evolve, Veggie. " Goku looked surprised.
Vegeta paled, " They're not? " he said flatly.
" No Veggie. "
The ouji sighed, " It figures. You know nobody on Bejito-sei bothered to figure out how type-3 saiyajin peasants
reproduce not even to mention the idea that it was these little kaka-germs that caused those who lived among or near the
type-3 saiyajin peasant villages to become all emotionally mushy. " he said, " We feared the mushiness, you know. "
" I feel like Veggie has explained this to me sometime before. " Goku blinked.
" Hai...I do sense some type of deja vu. " Vegeta folded his arms, " Anyway! Since we feared the type-3's we never
got much information on you. Those who where children of a type 3 and any other saiyajin acted completely normal--your father
Bardock for instance. But the type-3's themselves.....why one of the higher modes of punishment on Bejito-sei was to drive
the guilty to one of the type-3 villages just outside of the capital and leave them there. No one even stuck around to find
out what they DID to the guy. "
" I am a form of punishment? " Goku said, hurt.
" Aww, of course not Kakay, not you. " Vegeta patted him on the back, " The type-3's in those villages were
overly mushy, possessive and dominating--once they had you under their spell you were never seen outside the village again. "
" But I have been overly mushy bee-fore. " Goku looked worried.
" THAT'S because you're KAKARROTTO. NOT because you're a type-3 peasant. " Vegeta said flatly.
" OH! " Goku said, enlightened, " I feel better now! "
" Yeah, and if you become either of the two other qualifications we're all doomed. " Vegeta muttered to himself.
" Whatsthat? " Goku tilted his head.
" Ah, nothing! Hahaha! " Vegeta laughed nervously, " Why don't we just head back downstairs, relax, and listen to
some nice relaxing music, huh? "
" YEAH~! I LUV relaxing with my Veggie! " Goku happily followed Vegeta back down to the cabin.
" Heh-heh, right. " Vegeta felt his face start to burn up. He avoided Goku's warm gaze as he turned the radio on and
flopped down on one of the couches farthest away from Goku. The larger saiyajin smiled at him, " Ah, I have the ship on
autopilot so we should get back to the beach in about 10 or so minutes. You might as well relax now, eh? " Vegeta smirked.
" It's *very* pretty music, little Veggie. " Goku said sweetly.
" Uh, yeah, thanks. " Vegeta shifted uneasily and turned so he was facing the ceiling instead of Goku, " See you in
10 minutes, Kakarrotto. "
" K' little Veggie! "
" MMMMMmmm, heeheehee! " a warm content noise followed by a little giggle snapped Vegeta groggily out of his sleep.
Vegeta opened his eyes lazily only to have them fling wide open at the notice that he now had a large sweaty lump
ontop of him. Vegeta cocked his head slightly to see a wide-awake Goku smiling sweetly at him, " K--Ka-- " Vegeta tried to
squeak out.
" Sleepytime hugs! " Goku chirped in explaination.
Vegeta twitched, " Oh God......how long have you been ontop of me Kakarrotto? " he whinced, secretly hoping not to
get an answer.
" Hmmm....'bout an hour now I think. " Goku thought outloud, rocking himself and Vegeta to the left and right.
" AN HOUR!? " Vegeta lept to his feet and pushed Goku off of him, " ARE YOU INSANE! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BACK AT
THE BEACH FIFTY MINUTES AGO!! "
" We are. " Goku said.
" THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP BUT INSTEAD LAY ONTOP OF ME AND HUG ME!! " Vegeta snapped.
" Veggie is WARM. " Goku grinned in reply.
The ouji's face turned beet read, " ... "
" Besides, little Veggie only said we'd be back on the beach in 10 minutes. He never said we were supposed to wake up
and leave the boat. " Goku added, confused.
Vegeta slapped himself on the forehead, " Kusooo... " he groaned, then glanced downward and yelped to suddenly see
dozens of little red dots bouncing around them, " WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! KAKARROTTO!! " he grabbed Goku and pushed the
saiyajin's face down at the couch cushions, " KAKARROTTO THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!! "
" Aww, how cute! " Goku picked up a few of the kaka-germs off the couch and cuddled them, producing a warm reddish
glow. The little germs let out cooing noises.
" CUT THAT OUT!! " Vegeta slapped the germs out of Goku's hands, " LOOK AT THEM KAKARROTTO! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF
THEM! THEY'RE HUGE--by germ standards. AND I CAN SEE THEIR OUTLINES!! THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BIG ENOUGH FOR ME TO SEE
THEIR OUTLINES!!! "
" Do not fear, little Veggie 'o mine! " Goku pulled out a large bag, then whistled to the kaka-germs. The little
germs instantly ran with glee towards their creator and into the bag. Goku tied the bag up tightly and flung it over his
shoulder, " And they lived happily ever after! " Goku beamed.
" *WHEW*! " Vegeta sighed with relief, then felt a sudden tickle in his ear. The ouji froze, " AHHH!! KAKARROTTO
THERE'S ONE IN MY EAR!! IT'LL GET TO MY BRAIN! DON'T LET THEM GET TO MY BRAIN!! THEY'LL WARP IT TO THEIR OWN PREFRENCES!!! "
Vegeta screamed in terror, holding his head with his hands.
" OH! Veggie come here! " Goku dashed over to him and held the ouji close while he slapped Vegeta on the side of the
head lightly.
" *squeak*SQUEAK*squeak*squeak*! " half a dozen little squeaky squishy noises came from inside Vegeta's ear.
" OH MY GOD THERE'S MORE THAN ONE IN THERE!! " Vegeta panicked, " GET AWAY FROM ME!! " he thrust Goku off him, ran
to the kitchen, filled the sink up with water and promptly dunked his head in. The little red creatures floated out of their
sanctuary of the ouji's ears and into the water. Vegeta pulled his head out and gasped for air. He looked down to see the
kaka-germs floating in the water, happily paddling away with their chubby little arms and hands.
" I really, REALLY hope that's all of them. " Vegeta groaned, rubbing his ears in pain.
" Veggie should calm down, you know. They can sense FEAR. " Goku's eyes temporarily widened on the last word.
" Yeah, thanks for the warning. " Vegeta said flatly as he walked past Goku and up out the door to the deck, " HOLY
CRAP IT'S NEARLY EVENING ALREADY!? " he face-faulted, " YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW LONG WE WERE DOWN THERE, DO YOU,
KAKARROTTO!!! " Vegeta yelled down into the cabin.
Goku poked his head out the door, " Oh wow, it's getting near dinner-time, little Veggie. "
Vegeta twitched, " So I noticed. "
" I bet the sunset's gonna be in a few hours. Sunsets are pretty, but I like sunrises better. " the larger saiyajin
mused, " Cuz with sunsets all the pretty lights go away, but in sunrises you get all the eagerness of waiting for it to come
back! "
" ...Kakarrotto shouldn't you be headed back to your hotel now. " Vegeta's cheeks flushed red.
" ...*happy*sigh*... "
" Kakarrotto shouldn't you be headed back to your hotel now. " Vegeta repeated.
" *happy*sigh*! " Goku leaned sideways against the little ouji. Vegeta twitched.
The ouji pulled out a capsule and capsulized the boat, then stuck the capsule in his pocket. Goku was still standing
there, now hovering, and still leaning contently against the smaller saiyajin.
" Veggies**warm**... " Goku sighed.
Vegeta froze in place, " ALRIGHT! That's enough of that!! " he let out a strangled yelp as he pushed the larger
saiyajin away from him for a second time, " Just go back to your hotel room already and I'll see you in the mor----ning. "
Vegeta sweatdropped as his surroundings instantly changed place; Goku had teleported the little ouji along with him. Vegeta
glanced up at him as they now stood in the hallway before the Sons room, " I wish you wouldn't do that. You're so impulsive
sometimes it's scary. "
" VEGGIESMOOCH! "
" AHHH! NO NO! NONONO!! " Vegeta shrieked, slamming the larger saiyajin into the wall with one hand while recoiling
in fright.
Goku blinked mindlessly for a second, scanning the room in random directions. Vegeta sighed, tired. Goku smiled at
him, " Veggie's hand is *warm*. "
" *twitch*. " Vegeta instantly yanked his hand away, " I'll be going home now. " he said, hurriedly walking down the
hallway. Goku pouted.
" Oh Veggie NO! " he glomped onto the ouji from behind, " Lil-lil Veggie stay with us! I'll even let you bunk with me
so you don't have to sleep on the floor I promise! "
" THERE'S SOME SORT OF SUPER-EVOLVING-KAKA-GERM CRISIS GOING ON AND YOU WANT ME TO SLEEP WITH-- " the ouji froze in
place to see every door w/the Sons exception wide open with people poking their heads out and staring at the duo. Vegeta felt
a lump in his throat, " I'M TALKING ABOUT THE LITERAL SENSE NOT THE IMPLIED ONE YOU GOSSIPING HUMANS!! THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE
HERE NOW GO BACK TO BACK TO YOUR LIVES!!! " he roared. The others gasped in fear and instantly ducked back inside their rooms
, slamming and locking their doors shut as they did so.
The little ouji reached for the doorknob to the Sons room, " Here you go Kakarrotto, " he opened the door, " Have a
goodnight. " he said as he tried to push the larger saiyajin into the room.
" But, but it will not be a goodnight unless Veggie is there to make it good. " Goku pouted.
" Uh-huh, whatever. " Vegeta said dryly as he pushed Goku further into the room only to yelp and suddenly be snagged
into the nearby bathroom.
Goku paused, " Veggie? " he turned around and frowned to see the little ouji no longer standing behind him, " Veggie
went home..? Already? " he sniffled, hurt.
" Don't worry Mommy! You'll be safe in here! " a voice just a bit higher than Vegeta's said from behind him. The ouji
formed a small ball of ki as a light.
" VEJITTO!! " he fell over, " What are you doing here! " the ouji whispered.
A second small ball of ki formed, only to the right of Vejitto, " We're here to make sure you keep safe, Toussan. "
Gogeta grinned, whispering also.
" I told you I didn't need any help. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" You and Toussan were asleep in that boat for almost 5 hours, Mommy. " Vejitto pointed out, " We got worried. "
" WAHHH! " Vegeta nearly fell backward, " FIVE HOURS?! I was in there for FIVE HOURS with that big baka using me as
a pillow! " he said weakly, turning pale, " WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME!! "
" We didn't want to interfere unless it was an utmost e-mergancy. " Gogeta smiled.
" And THIS, " he motioned to the surrounding bathroom, " is. "
" Uh-huh. " both fusions nodded.
" Chi-Chi's gotten a little stir-crazy since you've been gone. " Vejitto explained warningly.
" Haha, yeah! Onna's lost a few more of her marbles! " Gogeta giggled, pointing to his own head.
" We don't want you going out there, she's been going through so many mood swings it isn't funny. " Vejitto said.
" Hai! It's just plain dangerous! " Gogeta added, " Suicidal too--if you were human that is. "
" She came back to the hotel and started throwing things against the wall and jumping up and down and then she cried
for 2 hours and she's been acting paranoid ever since. " Vejitto finished.
" Well Kakarrotto DID tell Onna we were only going to be gone for 15 minutes, not 5 hours. " Vegeta sweatdropped,
" She must think her suspicions that I was probably going to run off somewhere even more exotic than this with Kakarrotto. "
" More exotic than this bathroom? " Gogeta tilted his head as he held out one of the fancy soaps carved in the shape
of a seashell.
The ouji sweatdropped again, " Your kaka-genes are showing. "
" Oh! Sorry! " Gogeta smiled sheepishly, then went into a more veggie-ish frame of mind.
" Hello? Hello? " Goku said cautiously as he waddled into the main room containing the two large beds. He gasped to
see Chi-Chi sitting on one of them with a crazy, twitchy look in her eyes. Goten was hiding under the other bed with his head
poking out ever-so-slightly so he could see Goku and Goku could see him. Gohan had taken refuge in the kitchen area and had
his head poked around the corner. Sheets and furniture and other objects had been thrown about the room, " C--Chi-chan? " he
squeaked out only to be lundged at and thrown against the wall.
" SON GOKU!! " she held his arms against the wall and glared at him for a moment, then burst into tears, " YOU CAME
BACK!!! " she wailed with joy, hugging onto him tightly. Confusion settled onto Goku's mind like a thick fog, " OH MY SWEET
INNOCENT GO-CHAN I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK! You finally escaped that evil little ouji's demon boat and now you're back here
with me and if he did ANYTHING to violate you aganst your will I swear I will hunt him down like the beast he is and blast
his evil little ouji body into oblivion with my bazooka! That is, AFTER I slice him into pieces with a very large, sharp,
painful cutting knife. "
" ... " Goku's eyes widened to take up nearly his entire sockets. The saiyajin gulped, " It is a good thing little
Veggie is far far away from here by now. "
Vegeta sweatdropped inside the bathroom. Gogeta nervously locked the door.
" EXACTLY! " Chi-Chi instantly become cheerful, " And since he's far away, we're going to do the nice thing and
completely ignore the fact that he exists in the first place--until we get back home, anyway. " she walked over to her
suitcase and opened it, " He, didn't do anything to you, did he, Go-chan? " Chi-Chi looked worried.
" No, Veggie slept the whole time, well, not the whole time, but he showed me his lil Veggie-ship and then fell
asleep on the couch for 5 hours. " Goku said.
" Well, that's mildly relieving. What were YOU doing while he slept for 5 hours? " she cocked an eyebrow.
" Huggin' Veggie. "
" GWAK! " Vegeta fell over, horrified.
" YOU WERE HUGGING HIM FOR FIVE HOURS!!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, unbelievably disgusted.
" Oh God, I think I'm gonna be sick. " Vegeta's face turned green as he felt the undeniable urge to vomit.
" Veggie seemed all lonely over there on the couch and I did miss him so I thought "why not give Veggie a nice long
hug until he wakes up" so I did. " Goku nodded.
" Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh... " Chi-Chi shuddered, " Goku, go take a bath. "
" But-- "
" --NOW, Goku. Just, just do it now. " she threw some towels at him, " I'm going to go wash my hands. When you're
done tell me because we're going out to eat tonight. "
" Uh, oh-kay. " Goku said, his voice muffled due to the large towel over his head. He pulled it off and walked over
to the bathroom door, then shook it, " Huh. It's locked.
" WAHHH! KAASAN'S COMING! " Gogeta yelped, " He can't find out we're spying! "
Vejitto hopped up onto the toilet-top and started unscrewing one of the ceiling tiles, then squeezed through and
dashed out onto the celling in the hallway, " Goggie! Hurry up! And bring Mommy! "
" Oh-kay! " Gogeta hopped up into the hole in the ceiling and reached down to grab Vegeta just as the bathroom door
started to open, " ACK! " the fusion yelped and ducked his head back in, then put the tile back in place and ran off after
Vejitto. Vegeta looked around frantically as the door opened. He grabbed the small door to the cabinet beneath the sink and
ducked inside there, his small body just big enough to fit. The ouji closed the door shut behind him and took a deep breath.
He supressed his ki as low as it could possibly go.
" Goggie-ta! Where's Mommy! " Vejitto exclaimed as Gogeta caught up with him.
" He, didn't make it. " the younger fusion paled.
" WHAT?! "
" The, the door opened too quickly! He's still in there! " Gogeta whinced.
" Buh--but if he's still down there and Chi-Chi finds him--- "
" --I DON'T WANT TOUSSAN TO DIE, JITTO!! " Gogeta wailed.
Vejitto gulped, " SHH! Be quiet! Let's try to contact him. " he said. Gogeta nodded. They both sat down and went into
calm states, ::Mommy! Mommy can you hear me? Where are you?::
::I'm in the cabinet under the sink!:: Vegeta mentally shouted back, sounding frightened.
::Where's Chi-Chi?::
::WHO CARES ABOUT THE ONNA!! KAKARROTTO JUST CAME INSIDE!!:: he screamed.
::Can you sense us?::
::Yes!::
::Then just teleport out of there!:: Vejitto replied.
::I CAN'T!!::
" Wuh--why? " the fusion was startled, ::Why not?::
::I surpressed my ki! If I unsurpress it enough to teleport, Kakarrotto will sense me before I do!:: Vegeta explained
::Don't worry Toussan! We'll get you out!:: Gogeta said determindly, ::Jitto and I have a plan, don't we Jitto?:: he
looked over at his brother.
::Ah,:: Vejitto sweatdropped, ::We'll think of SOMETHING, Mommy, don't worry!::
::We'll be back to get you as soon as we can!:: Gogeta added.
::HOPEFULLY Kakarrotto's just in here to use the toilet. He can't possibly take that long:: the little ouji
cautiously peeked out through the light between the two cabinet doors just intime to Goku drop three towels onto the closed
toilet seat.
::WAAAAAAAAAAHA!!:: Vegeta mentally screamed in horror as he felt his body slam back up against the inner wall of
the cabinet, ::HE'S GOING TO TAKE A BATH!! DEAR GOD, WHY MUST YOU PUNISH ME FOR ALL MY PAST CRIMES THIS WAY!! YOU COULD
EASILY JUST SEND A HUGE LIGHTNING BOLT TO FRY ME SENSELESS, BUT NO! That would be all too easy wouldn't it! INSTEAD YOU
HAVE TO PLACE ME IN SUCH AN EMBARASSING AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION THAT IF I WERE DISCOVERED TO BE IN HERE, WOULD NEVER BE
ABLE TO TALK MYSELF OUT OF IT!!::
" Oooh, all is not well down there. " Gogeta let out a low whistle of uncomfortableness as he and Vejitto waited
ontop of the ceiling in the hallway.
" You heard him too, eh? " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" Lalalala! " Goku sang happily as he tossed his boots off. The large heavy boots hit the wall with a thunk, " Wow,
sometimes I forget how heavy those are! " he chirped, removing his wristbands, t-shirt and gi-shirt. The barefooted saiyajin
walked over to the tub while holding his gi pants up with his spare hand. He turned on the water and removed the pants, which
he tossed against the wall containing the sink and sink cabinet. Vegeta took one quick look at what had smacked up against
the doors and nearly screamed at the top of his lungs.
::THEY'RE KAKARROTTO'S PANTS!!:: he turned to the backwall, squinted his eyes, and then covered them with his
hands.
Goku happily waited for the tub to fill up, then poured a large amount of bubblebath in the tub.
Two more smacks were heard against the outside of the cabinet, followed by a large splash across the room which the
ouji interpreted to be Goku jumping into the tub.
Vegeta slumped in place, half his brain screaming at the other that he never should've even gone on that stupid
gameshow in the first place and the other half screaming back about all this being "Kakarrotto's" fault in the first place.
Vegeta paled when he recognized Goku's swimtrunks sticking paritally through the two little doors along with a strange red
object. He cocked an eyebrow and cautiously plucked the item inside. Vegeta stared at it for a second, confused until it
suddenly it him. His face went stark white, " It's a--a--a--a---a-----a---th--th--tho--thon--a--a--tho--- " he bit his tongue
, " --a thong. " Vegeta squeaked out in a strangled voice, ::WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:: a
mental scream loud enough to shatter the mental ear-drums of anyone within a 100 mile radius was let loose as Vegeta screamed
at the top of his lungs.
Vejitto and Gogeta twitched as they held their ears in pain, both twitching.
Vejitto groaned, " Something tells me this is going to be a long evening... "
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10:08 PM 10/8/2003
END OF PART TWO!
Vegeta: (flatly) (to Chu) You were planning on not causing me any pain for a while, were you?
Chuquita: (grins sheepishly) Well, it didn't mean to turn out this way! Some ideas just come to you as you go along.
Vegeta: Like this one.
Chuquita: Yah, pretty much.
Vegeta: (sighs) Well, it could be worse, I could've actually SEEN Kakarrotto.
Goku: (sweatdrops) What is wrong with the way I look?
Vegeta: (falls over) NOTHING! NOTHING IS WRONG WITH THE WAY YOU LOOK!!! (face bright red)
Goku: (happy again) Aw! Veggie thinks I'm pretty!
Vegeta: (mutters) Yeah right...
Goku: (blinks) What was that?
Vegeta: (laughs nervously) Hahaha, nothing! Nothing at all!
Goku: Oh! (smiles cheerfully and sits back in his chair.
Chuquita: I almost felt bad for Veggie and didn't type that end scene. Almost.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: (pats him on the shoulder) Ah Veggie! Don't worry, your fusion-babies will save you in the next chapter from THIS
embarassing situation as well!
Vegeta: I'm only partially relieved.
Goku: (grins) Hey Chu-sama! Veggie says I'm pretty!
Vegeta: WAHHH! I DID NOT!!
Goku: (eyes water) Veggie says I'm UG-i-ly?
Vegeta: (panicks) N--no Kakarrotto I never said that! You're not ugly! You're not! (lightly pats Son's arm)
Goku: (still sniffling) Veggie think I'm, *sniffle* pretty?
Vegeta: (groans) (mumbles under his breath) FINE Kakarrotto.....yr ptty.
Goku: (little smile) What is thaaat you said little Veggie?
Vegeta: (twitches in frustration) You're....prty.
Goku: (smile widens to engulf entire face) Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Vegeta: (snaps) YOU'RE PRETTY!!!
Goku: (squeals) WHEEE!! (glomps onto Veggie, hugging tightly) (grins at Chu) Veggie says I'm pretty, Chu-sama.
Chuquita: (snickering at Veggie) Hai, you're very, *snicker* "pretty", Son-kun.
Goku: (cheers) HOORAY!!
Vegeta: (bright red) *twitch*.....
Chuquita: (to audiance) And now it's time for "Ask Veggie!" Where Veggie answers questions people have asked him in the
reviews. Any regular reviewer/comments'll be answered at the end!
Dear Veggie, from Wakadori Ramen: I have a question for Veggie ^-^: Will you force Chuquita-sama to put you in a serious
story because she DEFINITELY has the talent to do it? I'd love to see a serious ficcy by Chuey ^-^
Vegeta: (smirks) Yes, one where my true fighting genius and dramatic ablilities can be used to their fullest...
Chuquita: (sweatdrops at Veggie) (perks up) Well, we'd have to have a plotline and everything first, but yeah I'd like to try
a serious fic--
Vegeta: (interupts) --in which I am the hero and you can cut the dramatic tension with a knife!
Goku: Heeheehee, Veggiesilly!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) I'm not sure how long we could remain serious with Kakarrotto here around.
Chuquita: I'm willing to give it a try if a serious-plot idea ever strikes me.
Vegeta: (sighs) Keeping Kakarrotto from bursting into giggles will be a challange.
Dear Veggie, from chaos:hello i would like to ask veggie why he dosent just get some goons to get onna and tie her up to a
very large firework light it invite goku to watch the show while he is all happy due to you doing your cute thingy and then
shwosh BOOM happy goku chan who thinks chi chi ran away with...a midget due to note and veggie is there to make him feel all
happy and fuzzy and woo him into being your...maid -shudders softly- and no more onna -now holding a goku flag with a happy
lil goku head smiling at a burning onna- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Vegeta: Kakarrotto would be angry at me if I were to kill Onna and he found out about it.
Goku: (nods) Hai little Veggie, killing is bad!
Vegeta: (big grin) BUT, Onna WILL eventually pass on due to her short human life-span so I'll have an eternity after that to
attain my kaka-servant-maid.
Goku: (chirps) You mean ~*OUJO*~, don'tcha Veggie!
Vegeta: ...
Goku: (pouts) VEH-GEEE!
Vegeta: (grins at Chu) I'm really enjoying this so far!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: (clears his throat) (reads letter)
Dear Veggie, from Vekura: Veggie why do you get all meltly like and red? and do you spend time in your lab at all?
WIN OVER THE ONNA VEGGIE! I am rooting for you! * holds up a big foam #1 finger thing *
Vegeta: (still grinning) I am indeed enjoying this! (to Vekura) I blame the melting and redness on Kakarrotto and his
kaka-germs--seeing as I've never had my body glow bright red previous to meeting him.
Goku: (happy smile at Veggie)
Vegeta: ... Hai Kakarrotto. (smirks) Oh yes, I go to my lab to gather quite a bit of useful information from time to time.
(grins) It's good to know I have people on my side!
Goku: I want a big foamie hand too, little Veggie!
Dear Veggie, from Goddess Shimi: Goten: YAY! [to everyone] what would happen if...my Toussan was on top and Uncle Veggie
was on the bottom?
Vegeta: (mildly red) (glances over at Goku)
Goku: (happy clueless look on his face, is staring off into nowhere) Heeheeheehee...
Vegeta: (bright red, eyes bulging out of his head) (squeaks out) I would never speak of it again...
Piccolo: (pokes his head in the doorway) Hi!
Chuquita: (happily) Hi Piccolo!!
Dear Veggie, from Miyanon: Oh, and I do have a question for Veggie! Why do you hate worms? ...Actually I also want to ask...
If you had to choose between being mate bonded to Goku forever or never seeing him again EVER, which would you choose?
Heh, sorry. Had to ask.
Vegeta: (thinking) I'm not sure exactly WHEN that particular fear began, but it was reinforced while I was on Namek-sei the
moment I was brought back by the dragon. At first I thought I was still dead. You can probably imagine what it's like to
suddenly open your eyes and find yourself buried a good 6 feet down, thanks to Kakarrotto, and covered in all sorts of worms
that are trying to devour parts of your clothing and corpse. (shudders) It wasn't until one of them crawled onto my face that
I had a knee-jerk reaction and discovered that my body could still move, and, obviously due to that--I must've been alive.
About Kakarrotto....
Goku: (smiles sweetly at Veggie) :)
Vegeta: Yah...Kakarrotto....well, I wouldn't want to never see him again....I guess, if it were only a PARTIAL bond of some
type, at least I could tell where he was at all times.
Goku: (decides to wander around the room randomly)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: Ah! About the redo fic! I will consider using "Til Death Do Us Part". Thanks for the idea!
Dear Veggie, from Rissa of the Saiya-Jin: Which was worse for you - Kakarotto's death during the Cell saga (taking into
account the seven years you then had to spend without him) or Bejitasei's destruction all those years ago?
Vegeta: (thinking outloud) I was only a chibi back when Bejito-sei was destroyed so emotionally I can't really compare. I'd
have to say they're pretty much tied because in both cases I did lose members of my people.
Dear Veggie, from Nekoni (there's two reviews here): *pats jitto on the head* they're not gonna' fix your mommy. I mean, if
they did, you wouldn't be able to have any baby brothers or sisters! Would he, VEGETA?
Hey, just reviewing again 'cuz I thought Goku deserved a coupla' questions -one, which do you prefer, hamburger or
chickenburger? two- if I gave you a cookie would you sign here *points to divorce paper labeled chichi* and sign here aswell?
*points to marriage paper labeled vegeta*
Vegeta: Hai Vejitto. (smirks) I wouldn't let anyone even DARE to attempt to neuter me. I couldn't depribe my children of the
chance of not having any additional siblings one way or the other.
Goku: (blinks, tilts his head) Veggie & Bulma gonna have another lil-lil baby to be Goggie & Jitto's half-brother or
half-sister?
Vegeta: (shrugs cluelessly) Who knows! Bulma's been busy cloning things and trying to discover a fountain-of-youth potion for
herself.
Goku: (happily, to Nekoni) YAY! I get some questions!! I would put the hamburger and the chickenburger on the same roll and
then put a whole bunch of yummy toppings ontop of it! (to Veggie) That way I can eat 'um faster if they're in the same bun!
Vegeta: (sarcasm) Ingenius, Kakarrotto.
Goku: (thinking) Cookies DO sound yummy....
Vegeta: (swipes the Veggie paper and rips it into pieces) (nervous laughter) Hahahahahahaha... here ya go. (pushes Chi-Chi
paper towards him)
Goku: (pouts) But Veggie, I do not know HOW to write in cursive like I have seen Chi-chan do when she signs her checks....
(perks up) Unless VEGGIE knows how to write in curs--
Vegeta: (turns his head away, ashamed)
Goku: (sighs) Veggie can't write in cursive either, huh?
Vegeta: (mutters) What do you expect? I train nearly 3/4 of the time on this planet and I have a basic concept of how to
print words; why would I need to learn another way that only reads the same thing?
Goku: (pats Veggie on the back) Aww, it is oh-kay little Veggie, I luv u anyways......hey Veggie?
Vegeta: Hm?
Goku: What is a dee-vorse?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Dear Veggie, from RyukoVulpix: Okay... in the odd event that you were transformed into another character from somewhere else,
who would you be?
Vegeta: (big evil grin) It would be something large, and dangerous....and more powerful than Kakarrotto!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I'm not sure ANYTHING can match that description Veggie.
Vegeta: I would!....if I were transformed into such a creature--but I would still retain my handsome saiyajin no ouji looks.
Goku: (giggles at Veggie)
Chuquita: A Veggie-hamtaro and a Veggie-hedgehog'd be funny :D A lot of stuff in the Sonic Comics reminds me of dbz stuff
(moreso the knuckles stories though). "The Little Metal Box of Doom" is also a great suggestion. (grins) I had so much fun
writing that fic. LOL! That lava lamp thing is hilarious. I had no idea you could actually do that :)
Dear Veggie, from JSF: 1. I've always been curious: we can all see the resemblances between King Bejito and his son but what
about his mother? What trait, physical or emotional, of Queen Ruby shines out most in our favorite ouiji, huh Veggie? (BTW,
I have a fan made mother for Veggie too. I named her Queen Wasabi.)
2. Veggie, for pete's sake! Why won't you tell Kakay you love him already, and I mean in THAT way? It's obvious you both care
deeply for each other. Don't be shy! (Hee, I'm as bad as Bura. ^_^)
Vegeta: (smirks) My ability plots and sneak attacks in and out of battle that make Kakarrotto's battle plans seem like
child's play. Okaasan can be very ingeniusly sneaky when she wants to be. My fighting style is a combination of both hers and
Otoussan's. Otoussan's plotting can be a little TOO blunt sometimes. If he hadn't just blasted into Freeza's ship and
attacked him head on but instead sneak in and save me first, then plant some gigantic explosive on Freeza's ship; we could've
gotten away with it; he DID partially have the right idea with pretending to hand me over to Freeza to throw him off guard...
...but I suppose, if he HAD saved me the ONLY downside would be I would have never met---
Goku: (super-big grin on his face)
Vegeta: (flatly) --Kakarrotto.
Goku: HEE~!
Vegeta: As for the second question, (pulls out several papers and reads his childish handwriting off of them) I have not, do
not, and never will feel any non-platonic feelings or have such a non-platonic relationship with Kakarrotto.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) You had something REHEARSED?!
Vegeta: (smirks) FOR just such an occation should said question come up. (clears his throat) (to Goku) (while shaking his
hand) Kakarrotto, I love you in a platonic, non-sexual way.
Goku: (looks very confused) ?
Vegeta: (lets go of Goku's hand) Next question! :)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Veggie that was the last one of the chapter.
Vegeta: (blinks) Oh...
Chuquita: Anyways, here's the remaining reviewer replies!
To mkh2/Laura: I know what happened! :D You use that symbol for your expression that can also be used for the start of an
html code and fanfiction.net erases anything in a review/story that comes after one of those html signs. Not your fault! It
happened to me quite a few times in the past and I ended up having to re-upload chapters of things. ^_^;;
Thank you so much for the congrats! I do have a lot more fic ideas planned so hopefully the ideas will keep coming to me as
fast as they have been lately :) I'm sure once gt airs; since I haven't seen the dub; it'll provide me w/some more ideas as
well!
To JSF: Thank you! I'm having a lot of fun w/my 75th fic :D
To Girl-with-too-many-aliasses: Heh, Veggie just luvs to taunt Chi-Chi about Goku whenever she's around. God knows he'd never
say that sort of thing to Goku if it was just them around. :D Glad you liked it!
To dglsprincess105: Veggie's feeling partially better now. Bulma loves using Veggie as a lab experiment. He makes such a good
subject. Luckiliy he did manage to get out of there though!
To Callimogua: Veggie's revelation can be quite a few different things. If he'll reveal it before the fic is over, who knows?
Happy you liked it so far!
To SacredGoggles: Thank you! Actually I do have a one-shot planned for the future w/Goten, Trunks, and the cellphones; but
Yeah Goten will appear more in the following chapter.
To Saiyajin-Neko: Goodluck on your fic!! I hope you get your computer back soon J "Tastes Like Chicken" wouldn't be a bad
Idea, I couldn't do Veggienapped I don't thinkâWAY too much plot involved in that one.
Chuquita: *whew*! That was a long end Corner (tired grin)
Vegeta: There were 15 people who had questions for me or comments on the story.
Chuquita: Point. (happily) (to audiance) I wanna thank everybody who's reviewed so far! I have a great idea for a thank you
doodle to everyone that I'll get drawn and upload to deviantart. I'll tell you when I have it finished and up so everyone can
see it!
Goku: (chirps) Doodling is fun!
Chuquita: See you in part 3 everyone! Remember, "Ask Veggie" is still open & will be til the end of the fic!
Vegeta: (big smirk)
Chuquita: Bye everybody!
Goku: (happily) Walk softly can carry an armful of Veggies! (is holding a dozen Veggie plushies in his arms)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Where the heck did you get all those?!
Goku: Veggie-toys.com! For all your Veggie needs!
Vegeta: ....there IS no such site!!!