8:52 PM 10/10/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from Dbz Budokai's Hercule mini-game "The Legend of Hercule"
Directions: Defeat Vegeta within the time limit to make it to the bathroom!
Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (grinning evilly and swinging the bathroom keys on their keychain around on his finger) Heh-heh-heh...
Chuquita: It's actually a pretty funny mini-game. (looking at her game controller) You can buy it at Mr. Popo's store as soon
as you unlock Hercule.....I'm STILL trying to unlock Saiyaman though. It's hard, I've only gotten to the finals a couple
times but I still have yet to beat it.
Goku: (smiles) I do enjoy the digital-Veggies! (playing practice mode w/other controller) Hahaha!
Vegeta: (looks up at screen and sweatdrops to see Son playing as Veggie and making digi-Veggie repeatedly punch the air)
(sweatdrops) Oh boy....
Goku: (makes digi-Veggie plop down on the digi-grass and look around in random directions) Aww! Veggiesocute!
Chuquita: Anyway! Welcome to Part 3 of On the Spot! In today's Corner we have with us two very special guests who have
traveled across time and space to meet with us on this special 75th fic occasion! Season 1's Goku and Veggie!
Goku: (claps) HOORAY! (toots little horn)
(Season 1 Goku and Veggie walk over to the desk carrying their own wheelie chairs)
Goku1: HI!! (waves happily)
Goku: HI!!
Goku1: (ribs Veggie1) Come on Vegeta, say hi to future you and future me!
Vegeta1: (snorts) Future self, future Kakorot. (nods to each)
Goku: (chirps) It's Ka-ka-rrot-to!
Vegeta1: Baka, I'll use whatever pronounciation I like! The great and powerful saiyajin no ouji does not take orders from
peasants such as yourself!
Goku: (grins) My Veggie does if I ask him real nice! (taps pointer finger ontop of Veggie's head)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Keep me out of this, will ya?
Goku: (gives Veggie thumbs-up sign) Oh-kay! (slides his wheelie chair around to the other side of Veggie1 so Veggie1 is
sandwiched between the two Gokus) HEEEEE~~~!!!
Vegeta1: (mutters) Bakayaro peasant...
Goku: WHEEE!! (grabs Veggie1 and glomps him tightly)
Goku1: (laughing at them hysterically) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
Vegeta1: (trying desperately to squeeze out of the hug) LET GO OF ME RIGHT NOW YOU IDIOTIC BRAIN-DEAD PEASANT BEFORE I TEAR
YOUR LUNGS CLEAR OUT OF YOUR THROAT AND HANG YOU WITH THEM!!! (kicks Goku off and jumps off his chair, growling at him)
Goku1: (sneaks up from behind Veggie1; sticks his fingers out and starts tickling the sides of Veggie1's neck wildly)
Vegeta1: Hahahahaha---CUT THAT OUT!! (whips around and slaps Goku1's hands away)
Goku1: Heeheehee, man Veggiehead, such a temper. (cheerfully tilts his head) You really should do somethin about that you
know!
Vegeta1: YOU BIG BAKA YOU JUST INFECTED MY ENTIRE NECK WITH YOUR NASTY KAKO-GERMS! AND SAME GOES FOR YOUR BLASTED FUTURE SELF
BACK THERE!!! (points over his shoulder at Goku, who is lying on the floor with huge tear-filled eyes)
Goku1: (grins) Aw come on Vegeta! We're just havin some fun with you. (pats him on the head) You're such an easy target!
Vegeta: I AM NOT!!
Goku1: (teasingly) Are tooooo~!
Vegeta: AM NOT!
Goku1: Are too!
Vegeta: AM NOT!
Goku1: Are too!
Vegeta: (face all flustered) AM NOT!!! *huff* *puff* *huff* (dryly) Funny, I don't remember you being this cheeky.
Goku1: Haha! And I don't remember you being----......oh wait! That's right! How WOULD I remember you being anything! I just
met you!
Goku: (sits up, bottom lip wobbling) V--Veggie?
Vegeta1: (sweatdrops) Ah, you oh-kay?
Goku: (stretches arms out, sniffling) Hold me, little Veggie.
Vegeta1: (squinches his nose up in disgust) OH GOD, NO!
Goku: (sniffles) Buh--but I don't get it. Why doesn't past little Veggie luv me anymore?
Vegeta1: (nearly chokes out) L--LOVE?! I DON'T LOVE YOU YOU BIG BAKA! I DESPISE YOU!! AND THAT DESPISEMENT IS ONLY
SURPASSED BY MY DESIRE TO DEFEAT YOU IN BATTLE!!............and why the heck are you crying!!!
Chuquita: (dryly) (to Veggie) Well, you've changed a lot haven't you?
Vegeta: I prefer to use the term mentally evolved.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) That's not even a real term.
Vegeta: (smirks) It is now.
Vegeta1: (walks over to Veggie, rolls his eyes) You wouldn't know why Kakorot's CRYING, would you?
Vegeta: (gawks) C--CRYING!? (teleports over to Son)
Goku: (pauses from bawling his eyes out) (sits up and looks at Veggie) Little Veggie....?
Vegeta: (groans) (holds his arms out in hugging position)
Goku: (perks up) WHEEEEEEEEE!! (dives at Veggie and hugs him tightly) MMMMMMmmmmmm, present Veggie luvs me SOOOO much!
Vegeta: (face bright red, doofy grin on his face) Hehhhhhh...
Goku: (plops back down in his chair) I am happy once a-gain!
Vegeta1: (points to Veggie) (confused) What happened to my face?
Goku: Hee~~ it would be too complicated for little Veggies to understand!
Vegeta1: COMPLICATED! (insulted) I HAVE MORE ACTIVE BRAIN-CELLS IN HALF OF MY HEAD THEN YOU DO YOUR ENTIRE BRAIN!
Goku: (sniffling again) *hip* *hip* *hip* *hip--
Vegeta1: (snorts) Oh, fine! (sputters) (holds arm out to Goku)
Goku: (beams, happily hugs the arm tightly, then pats it softly and lets go) See, past Veggie can be a good little Veggie too
when he wants to be!
Vegeta1: (gawking, slightly frightened) ...why is my arm red?
Goku: (chirps) All will be revealed in due time, little past Veggie!
Chuquita: Here's part 3!
Summary: After Chi-Chi goes on "The Price is Right" she ends up on the final showcase playing against none-other than Veggie!
Due to the Ouji's lack of knowledge about prices, Chi-Chi not only wins but hits the exact number and gets both her and
Veggie's showcase. Now she and the other Sons are on a four-person trip to a tropical island. Of course, evading Veggie is
never that easy! What happens when Veggie decides to use his brand new super-boat tag along? What does Goku learning quite a
number of exotic dances have to do with any of this? All that and a hurricane with Chi-Chi's name on it!
Chuquita: I checked to see the reviews for part 2 today and I gotta thank Miyanon for the thought of Veggie being
claustrophobic in addition to the worm fear (the whole Veggie-waking-up-buried-alive-in-the-Freeza-eps). Thank u so much!
That works as a great inspiration for first scene in part 3!
For translations to Vejitto's spanish & french, go to systran . aol . com , copy the text, & paste! J
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" Ohhhhhhhhh.... " Vegeta twitched as he lay sqwunched up in one of the corners inside the cabinet. The little ouji
was glowing bright red violently as he tried his best to ignore the larger saiyajin's scent, which along with the soap he was
using had filled the entire room. Vegeta had stopped counting the minutes quite a while ago and was beginning to worry how
long he had been stuck inside the cabinet and how much longer Goku was going to be in the bathtub. And if that weren't enough
, he could swear the walls were starting to close in on him. Sure he could stretch his legs out if he wanted, but it felt too
much like a body box. Thanks to Goku burying him back on Namek-sei after Freeza had killed him; when the ouji finally WAS
trapped by a very small space and lots of dirt for miles around--and thus his fear of being trapped in small spaces was born.
There were now three things that Vegeta had to surpress from causing him to scream out at the top of his lungs: the
infinite amount of time he had been trapped, the size of the space he was trapped inside of, and the unbearably strong scent
of Goku that enveloped the entire bathroom.
He felt like his brain was about to explode.
" *ding-dong*! " the doorbell to the Sons hotel room rang.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! " Vegeta screamed as he jolted up and promptly smacked his head against the
very low ceiling of the cabinet.
" Lalalala---? " Goku paused his singing and turned his attention to the sudden scream. He blinked and dunked his
head under the water to wash out the remaining shampoo and then hopped out of the tub to investigate.
" Hello? " Chi-Chi stuck her head out through the door and sweatdropped at what she saw. There infront of her was a
man in a brown trenchcoat, halloween mask over his eyes, and a sombrero, " You gotta be kidding me. " she said flatly.
" Hola, señora fea que amenazó al anhiliate a mi mama. He venido aquí utilizar su cuarto de baño y quitar a mi mama
por dentro del gabinete del fregadero. Gracias por el uso de su tiempo. A propósito usted tiene dos pelos grises en la parte
posteriora de su bollo. " the figure walked past a now-very-confused Chi-Chi and knocked lightly on the bathroom door.
" Heeheehee, Jitto called Onna "ugly" in spanish! " Gogeta giggled from the hallway.
" HEY! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU ANYWAY! " Chi-Chi snapped at Vejitto.
The fusion turned around, " Je suis le vent de la justice qui vous soufflera parti avec mon impressionnant
puissance-une fois je sauve ma maman avant que son cerveau éclate en raison de la concentration des kaka-germes dans la
salle de bains qu'elle se cache dedans. HOO-HA! " he stuck a quick pose, then turned back to the door and started to jiggle
the handle, ::Man this is one tough lock!:: Vejitto sweatdropped.
" Ah, Kaasan? Did he just go from speaking spanish to french for no good reason at all--or am I just hearing things?"
Gohan blinked, baffled.
" "Kaka-germes", huh? " Chi-Chi slid beside Vejitto with a suspicious look on her face.
" Uh.... " Vejitto blinked.
" --THIS IS A STICKUP! " Gogeta bounded into the room now wearing a black sweatshirt and gray sweatpants and with a
very large stocking over his head, " EVERYBODY MOVE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND NO FUNNY STUFF!! "
" ....my head hurts, Kaasan. " Gohan twitched, his brain starting to fry.
Vejitto grabbed the doorknob again only to yank the whole thing out of it's socket, " ..eww. " he turned to the
others cheerfully, " Don't worry! I can fix it! "
" ...HEY! " Chi-Chi said all of a sudden, " I know who's voice that is now! " she glared at the mask-wearing,
sombrero'd figure, " And if you're who I think you are, then burglar-boy over here must be-- " he yanked the stocking off
Gogeta's head, " --YOU!? "
" Hi! " Gogeta chirped.
" ... " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " That's weird. All logic pointed to YOU being the one in the big hat and HIM in the
robber outfit. "
" I don't know how to pick doorknob locks! " Gogeta said cheerfully, then smirked, " That and after what you said
about my Toussan earlier I've been dying to see you squirm. "
" --why you little-- " Chi-Chi raised her hand to smack him only to have Gogeta grab her wrist.
" Nuh-uh! Jitto's gotta save Toussan first. THEN I can let you go! " Gogeta grinned.
" WAHHH!! THE OUJI'S IN THERE! THE BATHROOM! THE BATHROOM WHERE MY GO-CHAN IS TAKING A BATH!!? " Chi-Chi shrieked in
horror.
" Well... " Vejitto started out, " It's actually not how you think-- "
" --LET GO OF ME YOU DISGUSTING OUJI-SPAWN!! " Chi-Chi kicked about as she tried to get her arm out of Gogeta's grip.
" Silly Onna! You're not strong enough to get free! " Gogeta grinned Goku-style.
Chi-Chi smirked, " Oh look! A free buffet filled with pastries and sugary snacks! " she gasped suddenly.
" Snacks! " Gogeta exclaimed, looking off just intime for Chi-Chi to dash off. She ran at Vejitto, pulled out her
bazooka, and aimed it at his head.
" MOVE IT, OTHER OUJI-SPAWN! " she cocked the bazooka at the bathroom door.
Vejitto yelped, " AHHH! CHI-CHI NO!! "
" *sniff*sniff* *sniff*sniff* *sniff*sniff*sniff* " Goku sniffed the air, " That's strange. I could've sworn I
smelled Veggie in here. " he looked around, confused. Goku froze when he saw a bright red beam of light coming out all
creases of the cabinet doors, " OOOOooOOoooH! I know what the red light means! " he flung open the doors to reveal the little
ouji curled up against one of the corners with his back facing Goku, " LITTLE VEGGIE!! " he squealed.
Vegeta twitched and nervously, yet ever-so-carefully, glanced over his shoulder only to see the larger saiyajin
standing there grinning at him while still soak and wet, covered in random soap bubbles, and buck naked.
" Little Veggie what are you doing under the sink? " Goku asked innocently.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! " Vegeta screamed,
near-tramatized as he climbed out of the cabinet and ran for the door only to have Goku grab him by the collar and hold him
up.
" Why is Veggie screaming? "
" GETSOMECLOTHESONALREADYKAKARROTTO!!! " Vegeta screamed at him, his entire body glowing bright red.
Goku happily shrugged and tied one of the the towels around his waist, " So! What was Veggie doing under the sink
anyway? "
" I was trying to get away from YOU! " he snapped.
" By laying in the cabinet? " Goku blinked.
" Well, no. It just ended up working out that way. " Vegeta sputtered, " Now if you'll excuse me Kakarrotto, I've got
to get going. " he tried to unlatch his shirt from Goku's grip.
" Aww come on little Veggie! Do you have to leave so soon already? " Goku pouted, then perked up, " Hey! I got it!
Veggie can come bubble-bathing with me! " he beamed, hugging the ouji tightly.
" WAHHH!! " Vegeta's face burst into an even brighter red, " ARE YOU INSANE!! DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE
ASKING ME! YOU'RE ASKING ME TO STRIP NAKED AND COME SHARE THAT SMALL LITTLE PUDDLE FILLED WITH KAKA-GERM INFECTED SOAP AND
WATER WITH YOU! Well NO THANKS! "
" But Veggie said the kaka-germs wash off of him in the water, wouldn't HELP Veggie to clean off? " Goku coaxed him.
" Not with YOU in the same room it wouldn't. " Vegeta said lamely, then backed up to the door.
" But Veggie! " the larger saiyajin whined, " It'll be fun! "
" NOOOOO, it'll be tramatic. And I'd probably have to go to therapy sessons for the rest of my life. " Vegeta replied
, then blindly reached his arm back to grab the doorknob only to yelp with terror as he felt his training pants suddenly
yank down to his ankles and causing a breeze up his boxer shorts.
" PleaseVeggie! " Goku said excitedly, his hands still on the pants, " It's just like going for a swim only there's
soap instead of fishies!! "
" You---you pulled down my pants on me... " Vegeta shuddered in shock.
Goku looked down to make sure that's which clothing item it was, " Yup! Those are indeed Veggie's pants! "
" Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... " Vegeta felt his body twitch as a very slight tear crept out the corners of his eyes.
Goku gasped, " Oh my poor little Veggie I'm so sorry! I didn't know helping you get undressed'd make you CRY! " he
said, worried, " Here, I'll--I'll pull 'um back up for you see? " he grabbed a better hold on the ouji's pants, " Up we
go-- "
" --KU! "
The large saiyajin froze in place to see Chi-Chi standing in what used to be the doorway, terrified.
" SON GOKU WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING TO THE OUJI'S PANTS!! " she roared.
" P--pulling them back up. " Goku sputtered out.
" AND WHY WERE THEY DOWN IN THE FIRST PLACE!! "
" Because Veggie was gonna come bubble-bathing with me. " Goku looked away quietly.
" ... " Chi-Chi blinked, staring at them, " "Bubble-bathing". "
" Uh-huh. "
" You were going to undress the Ouji, put him in that tub with you and WASH HIM CLEAN!!! "
The larger saiyajin got a very embarassed look on his face, " It--it's not like I was just gonna clean Veggie. We
were gonna take turns 'n all ya know and-- "
" --YOU!!! " Chi-Chi whipped around and pointed to Vegeta, who was still in shock, " GET OUT OF HERE, NOW!!! "
" Ah-----ah----------ah.... " Vegeta squeaked out.
Goku promptly pulled the ouji's pants back up, " There you go little Veggie. All back to normal. " he took another
towel and started wiping Vegeta's face, " My poor little Veggie? Did Chi-chan make you cry? "
" ....I'm having a mental conflict. And it hurts very much. " Vegeta squeaked out, then shook his head rapidly back
and forth until the glow had mostly faded, " I'll be, going now. " he backed out through the door uneasily, " Kakarrotto.
Onna. " Vegeta nodded to them nervously, then zipped out of the room, soon followed after the two fusions.
" TOUSSAN! " Gogeta called out, " TOUSSAN WAIT UP! "
" It's no use. Our best bet is to meet him back in the lobby. " Vejitto nodded.
" Hai. " Gogeta agreed.
" ... "
" ... "
" TO THE ESCALATORS!! "
" HOORAY!! "
" So you found him inside the bathroom sink cabinet? " Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow as she leaned her back against the
sink, drying Goku's head off with a towel.
" Uh-huh. I was in the middle of taking my bath and all of a sudden I smelled Veggie and I looked over and there was
something glowing red from inside the cabinet and it WAS Veggie! " Goku explained, " Oh Chi-chan he looked so scared! I felt
SO BAD for little Veggie! "
" So you decided to take his pants off and put him in the tub with you. " Chi-Chi said lamely.
Goku looked away, " No.....Veggie smelled sorta stinky. THEN I took his pants off and tried to get him to go in the
tub. " he said quietly, then looked up at her, " Chi-chan is that bad? " he asked innocently.
Chi-Chi sighed, " Yes Go-chan. It was a bad thing to do. But I can see now that you didn't know any better and were
just trying to "help" that evil little Ouji somehow. "
" "evil little stinky ouji"! " Goku chirped, adding in.
" Haha! Yeah, he does smell bad doesn't he! " she smiled, " Not like you, my sweet Go-chan! You smell squeaky clean!"
" HEE~! " he beamed.
" Now you go get dressed! And don't worry about the Ouji, I have Gohan and Goten guarding the door outside! " Chi-Chi
said happily.
" From, Veggie? " Goku sweatdropped.
" Of course! He just got lucky before, but there's no WAY I'm letting that little monster spy on you getting
dressed! " she narrowed her eyes as she took a quick look around her.
Goku gasped, " Oh Chi-chan! Veggie was not SPYING on me! " his cheeks turned a light pink.
" THEN WHY WAS HE HIDING IN THE BATHROOM YOU WERE TAKING A BATH IN!! " Chi-Chi pointed at him accusingly.
" I--I don't know! Maybe Veggie just teleported wrong or something! " Goku tried to think.
" Uh-huh. Sure he was. " Chi-Chi said sarcastically.
" I am happy that Chi-chan a-grees with me! " Goku said happily as he left the bathroom and dashed over to his
suitcase.
" I was being sarcastic, Goku. " Chi-Chi said flatly.
" ....oh? " Goku looked confused, still not understanding.
" Oh nevermind! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, " Perverted little Ouji. " she muttered, sending a death-glare at the cabinet,
" Goku, get your tuxedo on, we're going to a resturant. " Chi-Chi perked up, " I'll be guarding the bathroom incase the Ouji
tries teleporting here from there, oh-kay! "
" Oh-kay Chi-chan! " he gave her a thumbs-up, then watched the door close and sighed, " I'm sure little Veggie wasn't
trying to spy on me, he looked more like he was trying to get out of there by the way his ki was fluxuati-- " Goku paused as
he sensed a familiar ki down several floors. The large saiyajin smiled, " Goggie? AH! Goggie and Ji-chan! They must've been
in the bathroom before me and Veggie teleported there to see them! " Goku felt better after reassuring himself, " Besides,
little Veggie isn't that much of a fan of walkin' around nuditing. " he nodded as he went through his clothes. The large
saiyajin pulled out the saiyajin oujo outfit he had hid in the suitcase and smiled at it, then glanced cautiously back at the
bathroom for a second and pulled out his tuxedo, grinning, " I know just what to do! "
" Mmm! It smells GREAT, Mommy! " Vejitto said happily as he, Vegeta, and Gogeta stood in the kitchen of the fancy
resturant the large hotel/resort the Sons were staying at. The trio had knocked out the rest of the cooking staff and locked
them up in the closet.
" Can I try some now? " Gogeta grinned eagerly.
" Not yet. " the ouji said bluntly, " That baka Onna! Thinks she can accuse me of being a peeping-tom on Kakarrotto!"
his cheeks flushed red temporarily, " I was trying to do the complete OPPOSITE! The last thing I need to see while dealing
with these super-evolving kaka-germs is, is, their LEADER `clothesless`!! " Vegeta sputtered, frustrated, " Vejitto hand me
the salt. "
" Salt for Mommy! " Vejitto chirped, handing it to him.
Vegeta groaned, " I can't believe it! And WHAT do you suppose will happen if Onna tells BULMA about this! She'll
think there really IS something wrong with me! " he paled, " Gogeta a ½cup of milk. "
" K! " Gogeta handed the item to him. The ouji poured the milk in the bowl while still stiring the dish with the
large wooden spoon in his other hand.
" And it's not like I didn't TRY to get out of there! If, if Kakarrotto would just take shorter baths I would've
gotten out of there in plenty of time! And what kind of saiyajin warrior takes BUBBLE BATHS anyway! " he complained.
" Kaasan does! " Gogeta said cheerfully.
" Hai, "Kaasan does". " Vegeta rolled his eyes.
" Hey it could have been worse. " Vejitto pointed out.
Vegeta sighed, " And HOW, Vejitto, could it POSSIBLY have been any worse? "
" Toussan COULD have been taking a shower. "
" ... " Vegeta froze in place.
" I'd think Toussan asking you to take a shower with him'd be a lot worse than him asking you to take a bubble bath
with him. "
" Oh God... " Vegeta twitched, " Thanks for the MENTAL IMAGE. "
" OOP! Sorry! " Vejitto sweatdropped, " I was just trying to-- "
" --I know, make me feel better. " Vegeta sighed, " Well you proved your point. A shower WOULD have been worse. 1/4th
a cup of butter. "
" Hai Toussan! " Gogeta beamed, sliding across the floor and tossing it to him. Vegeta caught the item in mid air
with his free hand while still stirring. The ouji poured it in.
" So? What are you making anyway? " Vejitto asked.
" WAH! " Vegeta fell over, " THEY'RE BROWNIES, BAKA! " he snapped, then calmed down at the slightly hurt look on his
son's face, " I bake comfort food for myself when I want to try and forget about an embarassing/humiliating moment such as
the "bubble-bath" incident. "
" Ah. " Vejitto said, enlightened.
" How much longer do you think it'll be until Onna and Kaasan get here? " Gogeta asked.
Vegeta sensed to see where the family was, " Oh I give 'um about 20 minutes or so. It'll give you just enough time to
slip into your disgui-- " he turned around and fell over to see both fusions suddenly wearing the waiter uniforms they had
stolen from the real waiters, " -se. Will you cut it out with all the kaka-tricks for two seconds? It's creepy. " he
sweatdropped.
" Sorry Toussan. "
" Sorry Mommy. " they said in unison.
Vegeta thought for a moment, " Say? Out of curiousity, how DO you perform those kaka-tricks. I mean, I only knew how
momentarily and that was while I was fused with Kakarrotto and then instantly forgot after we seperated. How do you do it? "
The fusions looked at him, unsure.
" We don't really know how we do it ourselves. " Gogeta shrugged, sweatdropping.
The ouji's eyes widened, " Really? "
" We would've told you by know if we did. It just, happens. " Vejitto added.
" Yeah, I guess. " Vegeta tilted his head slightly, then went back to his baking, " Oh well. Just make sure you're
ready for when Kakarrotto, Onna, and the kaka-spawns get here. " he said, then smirked as he put his brownies in the oven,
" We're going to teach Onna a lesson for insulting my integerity. Through food! "
" I luv food, Toussan! " Gogeta clasped his hands together.
" Good, because we're going to be serving up the most nasty-tasting dishes on the planet just for Onna tonight. "
Vejitto grinned, " Heehee, this is gonna be fun! "
" Heeheehee, I'm a bad lil boy. Sorta. " Goku grinned at himself as he stood infront of the mirror wearing his black
tuxedo with the red bow-tie. The saiyajin checked for something, then made a little gasp and lightly folded over the tip of
his oujo costume's collar. Goku had put his oujo costume on under his suit and pretty much become an expert on it within the
past couple days. Ever since he had gotten the 'gift' he'd worn it beneath his gi, pajamas, basically any other outfit that
covered his body enough for the costume not to be seen beneath it. And so far, he'd gotten away with it.
After all, he knew the moment Chi-Chi got the costume in a room alone with her she'd burn 'that unsightly pink and
white garment' to smoke and ashes.
But it made him feel special and important to "Veggie". On equal footing rather than the peasant/prince relationship.
And that made Goku happy.
" GOKU! ARE YOU DONE YET! " Chi-Chi called from the bathroom.
" Yup! "
" Great! We can go then! " Chi-Chi came out in an evening gown. She had gotten changed and put on her makeup in the
bathroom seeing as Goku had taken the main room. She had put her hair back into a ponytail, however it was much
neater-looking than earlier in the day and appeared as if she had spent as much time putting it up as she usually did with
her bun.
" Wow, Chi-chan looks pretty! " the larger saiyajin said in awe as his tail wafted behind him.
" Why thank you Go-chan! And you look very handsome. " she smiled.
" Heehee. " Goku beamed. Part of his oujo collar flicked out and he frantically folded it back in.
" What was that? " Chi-Chi blinked.
" Aww, nothin! " he laughed, " Let's go! "
" Good. " she opened the door to where Gohan and Goten were standing in their own suits, " Come on boys, we're going
to have dinner now. "
" HOORAY! I can't wait! " Goten cheered, " I bet the food's gonna be huge! And we'll all get appetizers and smelly
cheese! " he happily ran down the hallway.
" Goten wait up. " Chi-Chi laughed.
" Oh-kay Mom! " he said, turning around and slowing his pace, " It's too bad Trunks isn't here, we could order the
smelliest cheese and have a food fight with it! "
" Well I'm sure you can tell Trunks all about the trip once we get back home. And while I don't think they'd allow
you to have a food fight in there, I'm sure your brother can order some cheese with you and you can taste it. "
Gohan sweatdropped, " Aw Kaasan-- "
" --Goten's a little kid. You can humor him every once in a while. " Chi-Chi smiled.
" I guess... " Gohan trailed off.
" Now get inside the elevator, we have to make sure we don't LOSE anyone. " she said while glancing at Goku, who
happily followed them inside the elevator.
" WOW! I haven't been inside an elevator since forever! " Goku said excitedly, " Except that one time when we had to
track down Ji-chan after he ran away, and back before that when me-n-Veggie got trapped together inside one. " he rattled
off.
" Well with out the Ouji's been acting towards you NOW, I wouldn't dare let him even have the chance to SHARE an
elevator with you, nonetheless to get TRAPPED inside one. " Chi-Chi said, annoyed. She perked up, " But enough about that
evil little demon who threatens to ruin my marriage! Let's just concentrate on the fact that we're on a free vacation and
about to go order a delicious meal of this wonderful resort/hotel's resturant, hm? "
" Great idea Chi-chan! " Goku chirped, " Lots of yummy food for us! "
" And it's free! " Chi-Chi added in.
" Exactly! "
" Oh WOW, it's beautiful, isn't it? " Chi-Chi said in awe as they walked into the resturant. The maître d' lead them
inside.
" Your seats. " he nodded, passed out menus, and left.
" Ooh! Go-chan just feel look at the seats! So fancy! " she beamed, " I haven't been in a place this fancy since back
when I lived at the castle! "
" We have a CASTLE? " Goten gasped, " You mean with knights and a moat and giant catapault thingys to ward off bad
guys! "
Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Well, sort of like that. And besides it's not MY castle, it's your grandfather's. We will
inherit it though, he has us all in the will for that. "
" WOW, my very own castle! " the chibi grinned.
" Strange, it seems so empty in here though. " Chi-Chi observed, looking around to see very few other people around.
" We ARE sorta late for dinner. " Gohan looked at his watch, which read 8:34pm.
" Hello, may I take your order? " the waiter said from beside them.
" Yes, I'll have-- " Chi-Chi turned to her left and gasped when she saw who it was, " --YOU!? "
" Aw, I'm flattered madam but it seems you're already taken. " Vejitto said boastfully.
Gogeta snickered from the kitchen as he watched the group, " Heeheehee, Jitto's funny! "
" You see now why I couldn't let YOU be the waiter. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " You'd burst into kaka-giggles and blow
the whole plan. Besides, " he smirked, " you much more share my dislike for Onna and would be a great help in aiding me to
create the vile concoctions she's going to be dining on tonight. "
Gogeta put a chef at on, " AYE AYE, Mon chef! "
" What are you DOING here! " Chi-Chi demanded.
" Well, right now, I'm taking your order! " Vejitto smiled brightly, " So! Any appetizers? "
" I want some cheese! And some breadsticks! And onion-rings! And pudding! " Goten said energetically.
" You just read off the whole left side of the appetizer menu. " Gohan sweatdropped.
" I'm hungry. " the chibi pouted, " And besides we can have a sword fight with the breadsticks like at Trunks's
house! Sometimes even Bura joins in! " Goten said happily.
Vejitto wrote down the chibi's name and what he had ordered.
" Goku, I don't trust him! " Chi-Chi whispered to her husband, " He's the SNEAKY Ouji-spawn. "
" Aw, of course Ji-chan's sneaky! He's the one who tricked Majin Buu when nobody else who tried could! " Goku chirped
, " And besides, Ji-chan isn't mad at you for anything. That's Goggie. "
" Oh... " Chi-Chi thought it over for a moment, " But STILL!
" So! Aunt Chi-Chi what'll you have for an appetizer? " Vejitto asked.
" I'll have the soup and salad and DON'T CALL ME YOUR AUNT!! " a small vein bulged on Chi-Chi's forehead.
Vejitto shrugged happily, " Toussan? " he turned to Goku.
" HI JI-CHAN! "
" HI TOUSSAN! "
" What do you want for an appetizer? "
Goku held up the menu, " Page 6! " he chirped.
" ALL of page 6?! " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Goku you DO know we're just talking about appetizers. Not the whole
meal. "
" Yup. "
" ... " Chi-Chi hung her head and sighed, " Go ahead then. "
" All of page 6, Ji-chan! " Goku said again.
" Gohan? " Vejitto turned to him.
" I'll have what Goten's having, ah, only without the cheese. " Gohan said.
" Great! " Vejitto finished writing and put his pen in the notebook, " I'll be right back with the food! " he said
cheerfully, then left.
Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at him, then froze when she noticed something as he turned around. She grabbed Goku by the
sleeve of his tux, " Go-chan! The Ouji-spawn! Everything he wrote down on that pad is in Ouji-language! "
" You mean saiyago? " Goku blinked.
" Yes! WHY would he be writing down our orders in SAIYAGO! " she whispered.
" Well, Jitto and Goggie's handwriting looks much neater in Veggie-writing than it does in english. Maybe he's more
proud of his handwriting in that language. OR maybe he just did that because he's just going to read it off to the cook. I've
seen people do that in resturants on tv. " Goku thought outloud.
" I suppose. " Chi-Chi let go of him and sat back with her arms folded, " But there's still something strange about
him being our waiter. "
" OOOooh, soup. You can do a lotta stuff to soup! " Gogeta grinned as he eyed the two things Chi-Chi had ordered,
" Everyone else's orders we just cook regularly, right Kaasan? " he glanced over at Vegeta.
" That's the plan. " the ouji smirked as he mixed the vegetables and pieces of chicken into the soup. Vegeta glanced
around the room and grinned when he saw a gob of dust and hair in one of the harder-to-reach-with-a-vaccum corners of the
room, " Perfect. " he put on some rubber gloves over his normal ones and grabbed the item, then plopped it into the soup.
" EEEEEEEE!! " Gogeta did his best from bursting into laughter.
" Let's put some hot-sauce on her salad! " Vejitto said happily, holding up the bottle.
" She'll recognize the bottle. Switch the labels on it with the Thousand Island Dressing. " Vegeta replied. The
fusion did so.
" Now what? " Gogeta asked.
" NOW, we set Onna's food aside and begin on the REAL appetizers! " Vegeta adjusted the white cooking apron he had
on and hopped off the stool and headed for the refridgerator. He paused as he opened the door, " Well?! "
" ... "
" ... " both fusions stared at him.
" COME HELP ME! "
" OH! "
" OH! "
Vegeta sighed, " I hope this is worth the trouble. "
" Your appetizers, customers! " Vejitto said happily as he set the food down on the table.
" OOOH! Oh Chi-chan look at all the yummy food! And it all smells so especially yummy for some reason! " he picked
up a round little roll. "
" It smells vaguely evil to me. " Chi-Chi said suspicously, then looked up at Vejitto, " You didn't do anything weird
to our food, did you, demi-Ouji? "
" Nope! Not a thing! " Vejitto smiled while he mentally burst into laughter inside his head.
" Yeah Chi-chan. Stop accusing Ji-chan of doing bad things with the food when you KNOW he didn't do anything! " Goku
pouted stubbornly, then tossed a roll into his mouth and took a big bite. The saiyajin instantly froze in place as his pupils
dialated to 3 times their size, " OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... " his face started turning pink beginning with his
cheeks.
" HA! SEE! LOOK WHAT YOUR EVIL TAINTED DINNER-ROLLS JUST DID TO GOKU! " Chi-Chi pointed the fusion.
" I don't make the food, Chi-Chi. I just serve it. " Vejitto shrugged innocently.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... " Goku sighed with pleasure, " Mif wiif a hondref widdel eh-ees rr
hafingh a seefhofva inn wy oufh!! "
" What did he just say? " Gohan sweatdropped.
" I dunno but I didn't like the sound of it. " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at Goku. She grabbed the dinner roll basket
and handed it back over to Vejitto, " Here! I want you to take these back! "
" NOOO! " Goku shouted, grabbing the basket back from Vejitto and shoving more rolls in his mouth. A relaxed
expression covered his face, " MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMMMmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm, yeahhhhh. "
" Hahahahahaha. " Vejitto laughed nervously, ::Man Toussan must have a really sharp sense of taste if he can tell
Mommy was the one who made 'um. Haha,....that's kinda creepy:: " So would you like to order your dinner now or wait a little
while? "
" I think we'll wait, thank you. " Chi-Chi said as she watched Goku gobble down the entire basket of dinner rolls and
squeal with happiness..
" SO YUMMY!! " Goku clasped his hands together and dove in on the barbaque'd ribs, mmming while eating them as well.
Chi-Chi eyed up her salad and poured some dressing on it. Vejitto grinned in a half-smirking way.
Chi-Chi paused as she picked up her fork, " I just sensed evil coming from you. " she said to Vejitto, suspicous.
" Nope! No evil here! " Vejitto chirped. He tried desperately to hold back a few renegade giggles as Chi-Chi put a
mouthful of hot-sauce covered salad into her mouth. She chewed for a moment, then yelped as smoke started coming out of her
ears.
" Ji-chan! I think Chi-chan's brain is on fire! " Goku gasped.
Chi-Chi turned to them, twitching. She stood up, promptly marched over to the soda dispenser, and pressed down on one
of the fountains causing a rage of cold soda to poor into her mouth. Chi-Chi choked as she stood back up, then walked
determindly back to her seat, " You, can't break me, demi-Ouji!!! " she shook her fist at Vejitto, who only tilted his head
in confusion.
" You know, I COULD have just brought you a glass had you asked for it. " Vejitto whistled to himself.
" SHUDDUP! " Chi-Chi snapped.
" Heeheeheeheehahahaha! " a laugh that sounded halfway between Goku's and Vegeta's came from back by the kitchen.
" Your, "Onna-disliking" "brother" wouldn't happen to be here, WOULD HE, Ouji-spawn? " she glared at the fusion.
" I dunno. " Vejitto rocked back and forth on his toes. Goku giggled.
" Ji-chan! " Goku tugged on the fusion's jacket, " Ji-chan, l--little Veggie made all this yummy food, didn't he
Ji-chan? " he whispered overeagerly yet quietly enough so only the other saiyajin could hear him.
Vejitto nodded, " We're all teachin Chi-Chi a lesson for accusing Mommy of being a 'peeping-tom'. " he explained,
::The truth of the matter is, it was me and Goggie who pulled him into the bathroom with us in the first place--to keep him
from getting mutilated by Chi-Chi once he followed you inside. We had no idea you were going to USE the bathroom::
" So Veggie DIDN'T teleport back home then after all! " Goku said in awe. Vejitto nodded again.
Chi-Chi ate her soup while watching Goku and the older fusion whisper, ::If he's here his 'brother' has got to be
here as well. They're practically partners-in-crime. There's no way only one of them would show up to trick us:: she took
another spoonful as she glanced at the fusion out of the corner of her eye. Chi-Chi suddenly yelped as she felt something
hairy down her throat and started coughing up something, " OHHHH! " she stuck her tongue out to find a mass of varied-colored
hairs, dust, and a fairly large spider crawling along the top. Chi-Chi's bottom left eyelid twitched, " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGG!! " she spat the mess out, " YOU!!! " she pointed to Vejitto, who's eyes went wide,
" I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH YOU!!! "
Vejitto watched with slight curiousity as she shuffled around in her handbag for something.
" Ah, here we go... " Chi-Chi smirked. She pulled out a bag of very familiar-looking round, dark brown gumball-ish
treats, " 'Coffee Candy', right? "
Vejitto flinched slightly, then stood in a Vegeta-like manner, " I am not afraid of your attempt to scare me with the
food item I was temp-por-arily changed into. "
" Yeah Chi-chan don't scare Ji-chan he's one of me-n-Veggie's fusion-babies! " Goku pouted.
Chi-Chi squashed the piece of coffee candy in her hand.
" ... "
" WELL, demi-Ouji? "
" I'm going to go back to the kitchen now. " Vejitto announced as he turned to leave.
" *crunch* *crunch* *crunch*. " Chi-Chi got up and started following him while picking out and crunching more and
more of the candies in her hand at once, " HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HUH! PUTS A GOB OF DUST AND SPIDERS IN MY SOUP! "
" God this is embarrassing just tell me it's a nightmare and I'll wake up back home. " Gohan groaned as he slammed
his head on the table, " Kaasan looks so pathetic doing this; she's only going to attract attention and get us thrown out! "
" NNNN! " Vejitto covered his ears with his hands as he dashed into the kitchen only to have several items thrown at
him. The fusion caught them instantly and looked up to see Gogeta hanging upsidedown with his feet wrapped around a ceiling
fan/light.
" HELLO JITTO-KUN! " Gogeta chirped, then smirked, " I would have come out to help you but I didn't think Onna would
try and come back here. " he went back into a Son-style grin, " But now that she is we can have some fun with her. "
Vejitto looked down at the items in his hands and grinned Son-style right back at the younger fusion, " EGGS! "
" HEEE~~, EGGS! " Gogeta flicked on the fan and began to spin around.
" I wanna do that too! "
Gogeta pointed over to another of the four ceiling fans.
" HAHA! " Vejitto teleported and hung off the appliance in the same way as his brother was, " This is gonna be FUN! "
" HA! " Chi-Chi shouted as several coffee-candies flew into the kitchen and shattered as soon as they hit the floor,
" Oh little demi-Ouji~~? "
" Up here-ere! " Vejitto said in a sing-song voice. Chi-Chi looked up only to be pelted in the head with an egg from
either fusion. She twitched and wiped the two eggs off her face, then paled when she saw what they were.
" Oh.... "
Both fusions kicked lightly on their fans, which then extended down towards the floor. Vejitto and Gogeta hopped up
so now they were sitting up ontop of the fans and only a foot above the floor. Gogeta pulled out a star-shaped pile of dough
he had splattered red-food-coloring on.
" GRRRR, I am the evil Majin Buu and I am going to destroy the Earth! " Gogeta said in a shockingly
correct-voice-sounding imitation of the villain, " I have already knocked Gohan unconsious and Tou--Vegeta has blown himself
up into a billion little pieces in his attempt to destroy me! Who will challange the GREAT Majin Buu! "
" Grrr, I am Son Chi-Chi and I am going to beat you Majin Buu for killing my Son Gohan who I didn't even know was
still alive in a higher plane of reality! " Vejitto whipped out an egg wearing a little Chi-Chi outfit consisting of the
yellow top and aqua pants she had on that day. The little egg was holding a broom, " Fear me as I defeat you with the awesome
might of my super-broom! Arg!! "
Chi-Chi twitched.
" Heehee, pirates. " Gogeta giggled, then went back to his imitation, " Majin Buu does not fear your broom, human! "
the Majin Buu-Dough opened his mouth and sucked the broom inside, then chewed and swallowed it, " Grr, arg! "
Chi-Chi's eyes bugged out of her head at the dough-doll, " How did he--?! "
" Gasp! He has eaten my weapon in one giant gulp! " 'Chi-Chi' the egg said, " Fine! I am not beaten! I shall use my
ultimate secret weapon of mass destruction! " Vejitto walked the egg up to Majin Buu and the egg started slapping him silly,
" Take THAT and THAT and THAT! Feel the mighty power of my slap of doom! "
" Roar! " Gogeta shook Majin Buu around.
" Oh no! He's impervious to all her attacks! " Vejitto whipped out little Kuririn, Yamcha, Bulma, Juuhachigou, etc
eggs, " Whatever shall we do! "
Majin Buu turned to 'Chi-Chi', " "Do you like, EGGS"! " Gogeta held the dough-monster over his head, then slammed
it's foot down and crushed the egg into many little pieces. The egg's guts flowed down across the floor.
Gogeta whipped out a bugle and started to play taps while Vejitto stood up and put his hand over his heart.
" We're here to remember all the brave souls who were killed at the hands of Majin Buu. My Mommy.....and, my Mommy..
..and Bulma and Kuririn and Yamcha and everybody else on Earth-- "
" --except Onna! " Gogeta chirped, then went back to playing taps.
" --except Chi-Chi! " Vejitto chirped in unison.
" EERRRRRRRR, GIVE ME THAT! " Chi-Chi snatched the bugle out of Gogeta's hands and whacked him over the head with it,
then grabbed both him and Vejitto by the collars, " WHY YOU EVIL LITTLE SPAWN OF THE OUJI! HOW DARE YOU MAKE A MOCKERY OF ME
BEING KILLED BY MAJIN BUU!! "
" You had to admit, you did have a pretty lame death. " Gogeta beamed.
" Yeah, Mommy went out with this HUGE GIGANTIC EXPLOSION that SHOOK THE HEAVENS! " Vejitto said, proud; then turned
to Chi-Chi, " You were turned into something that comes out a chicken's butt and then stepped on. "
" Bwahahahahaheeeheeheeheeheeheehee! " Gogeta laughed starting out in a Vegeta laugh and leaning into a Goku-giggle.
" AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! " Chi-Chi shook them both wildly back and forth.
" ...So? You liked the rolls, huh? " a voice said from the room behind her. Chi-Chi froze in place, " Nice and fluffy
and warm, just how you like 'um. "
" Heeheeheeheehee, aww Veh-gee~~ "
Chi-Chi looked over her shoulder and gawked to see Vegeta now sitting in her seat and leaning snuggled against the
larger saiyajin's side. Her eyes went red with rage, " OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU-JIIIII!! " she whipped around to face the two
fusions, " IT WAS A TRAP! YOU TWO DISTRACTED ME WHILE THE OUJI SLIPPED OUT TO TRY AND STEAL MY GO-CHAN!! "
" Actually it wasn't planned out that way. " Vejitto said.
" Hai! This was just a random plot to get back at you for messing with Jitto's mind! " Gogeta added, " Toussan left
without us knowing. "
" So he WAS the one back here cooking!! THEN WHERE ARE THE REAL COOKS! YOU ALL KILLED THEM DIDN'T YOU!! " she
screamed.
" They're locked in the broom closet. " Vejitto pointed to the door.
Chi-Chi reached over and kicked the door to the broom closet open to reveal at least 5 chefs bound and gagged
together in a circle. Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" So you didn't kill them........THAT-STILL-DOESN'T-MEAN-YOU'RE-NOT-A-BAD-INFLUENCE-ON-MY-SWEET-GO-CHAN!! " she shook
them both rapidly back and forth.
" You, do know you can't seriously hurt us, right? " Vejitto sweatdropped, Chi-Chi's shaking not effecting either
fusion at all.
" Yeah Onna, you wouldn't want us to cry for Kaasan and have him come over and see you abusing his children, huh! "
Gogeta said cheerfully.
" You can't CRY! " Chi-Chi snorted.
The duo's eyes instantly watered and their pupils enlarged to big-and-sparkily proportions.
" Kaaaaa-ssaaaaaa-- " Gogeta started to wail only to have Chi-Chi instantly slap her hand over his mouth.
" FINE! Fine. " she dropped them both, " I'll go deal with the Ouji instead. "
" Hee~~ ! " Gogeta grinned in victory, his tears instantly gone along with Vejitto's.
" Hey Goggie? Wanna go play with those leaf-blowers on the hotel's front lawn? " Vejitto beamed, hopping to his feet.
" YEAH! " Gogeta cheered as the fusions ran off.
" Heeheehee, aww Veggie, you are so funny! " Goku giggled.
" Why thank you Kakay, I try, you know. " Vegeta smirked, then paused when he saw something peeking out of Goku's
collar, " Ah, what's that? "
Goku beamed a light pink and pulled his tuxedo down a bit just enough to expose what the object was.
" WAHHHHH!! YOU'RE STILL WEARING THAT THING!! " Vegeta shrieked, his face turning bright red.
" Every chance I get! " Goku chirped.
" But it's a SAIYAJIN OUJO uniform! YOU'RE NOT MY OUJO! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Not NOW. But I will be! In the FUTURE! " Goku smiled widely.
" Ohhhhhhhhhhh.... " Vegeta shuddered, " That STILL doesn't mean you need to wear it underneath your clothes all the
time! "
" But I like it, " Goku said warmly, " And when I wear it, it reminds me of my little Veggie and how much we luv
each other.
" I DON'T LOVE YO-- "
" "luv". " Goku corrected him.
" ...oh. Well, ah, here Kakay have a roll! " Vegeta instantly went to being cheerful to change the course of the
conversation as he tossed a roll into Goku's mouth.
" You should really get out of my mom's seat you know, Vegeta. " Gohan said, slightly annoyed.
" Onna's not here. She can't do anything. " Vegeta boasted, then picked up an item off the table, " Another dinner
roll for Kakay-chan? " the little ouji smiled sweetly.
" Ahh! " Goku squealed and opened his mouth as the smaller saiyajin tossed it inside, " MMMmmmmm! " he latched onto
Vegeta's arm.
" Oh come ON! Toussan you can't possibly be buying this! " Gohan groaned.
" But it's Vehhhhh-gee. "
" I know it's "Veggie"! " he said, exasperated. Gohan turned to Vegeta, " What do you want with him? Really? Is it
the fact that he's the last of your species? Is it the peasant/prince thing? Is it the whole "Kakarrotto became a ssj first"
thing? Or is it some weird reincarnation of your hatred towards him transformed into some sort of weird obsessive/lust deal?
Or maybe you're just turned on by the whole naive mushy worshiping because nobody's ever treated you that way before! "
Vegeta twitched, turning red from embarassment, " I DO NOT HAVE NON-PLATONIC FEELINGS FOR KAKARROTTO! "
" I'm not as naive as Toussan is Vegeta. YOU'RE FEEDING HIM ROLLS BY TOSSING THEM INTO HIS MOUTH!! "
" I can't help it if Kakarrotto finds my dish pleasurable. " Vegeta boasted, " Isn't that right, Kakay? "
" I do luv my Veggie! " Goku chirped, swallowing.
" DO you now. " a voice said from beside him. Goku blinked and looked over to see Chi-Chi glaring at him.
" Oh hi Chi-chan! HEY! Did you know *my*little*Veggie* was cooking the yummy food for us! " Goku beamed.
" YES. " Chi-Chi said bluntly, annoyed.
" I mean I thought it tasted Veggieish when I ate the rolls before but now that Veggie told me he made 'um all I
know I was right! " Goku yammered on, " --you knew? "
" OF COURSE I KNEW! I cornered those twisted demi-Ouji's in the kitchen and they told me! " she stomped.
" Where IS Goggie & Ji-chan? " Goku blinked, looking around.
" They're outside. " Vegeta said, sensing for them.
" Oh! " Goku said as if enlightened, then sat back in his seat.
" ... "
" ... "
" *A-HEM*! " Chi-Chi coughed loudly.
" Yes, Onna? " Vegeta smirked wickedly, snuggling a bit closer to Goku, who's cheeks turned pink again.
" Heeheeheehee. Veggie's so nice-n-soft-n-warm! " the larger saiyajin giggled, embarassed.
" Thank u Kakay. " the little ouji said in a mock-sweet tone of voice.
" Veggie come plop down on my lap! " Goku said warmly.
" WAHHHHHH! HECK NO! " Vegeta nearly gagged, his face turning bright red. He looked over at Chi-Chi who now had a
smug expression on her face, ::KUSOOOOO...:: he mentally twitched, then took a deep breath, " Fine Kakarrotto, I shall board
your *flinch* lap. "
" YAY! " Goku cheered and grabbed the ouji before he could protest and plunked him onto his lap. Goku hugged him
from behind, " There. " he said warmly, " Now isn't this ~*nice*~, Veggie? "
" OHHHHhhhh... " Vegeta felt his body start to heat up, ::What am I DOING?! I can't stay here! The kaka-germs!
They'll, they'll try to get to my brain! But Onna's right over there, I can't give her the satisfaction of knowing I'm afraid
to do something she actually delights in doing herself!::
" If you're uncomfortable, " Chi-Chi said cheerfully, then smirked, " I can always take my place back. "
" Shuddup, Onna! I can handle it! " Vegeta snapped.
" Uh-huh. Sure you can. " she snickered.
" Hmmph! " Vegeta snorted and leaned back, then looked up to see Goku smiling down at him in a daze.
" Oh Veggie~~.... "
The ouji paled and looked the other way.
" Heeheeeheeheeheeeheeheeheeheehahaha! " a tiny little giggle came from very close to Vegeta. He whipped around to
see Goku still staring at him and now letting out big sighs every couple seconds. Vegeta's face flushed red again, " Heehee
heeheehee! "
Vegeta bolted to attention. The voice sounded like it had an echo to it. But there was noplace in his immediate
surroundings that would cause a voice to echo.
" Hey Veggie you alright? " Goku asked curiously.
" Wha-huh? " Vegeta looked up at him.
" Your eyes look sorta glassy all of a sudden. " the larger saiyajin looked concerned. Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" That can't be, I just had some soda not even half an hour ago. " Vegeta looked over at the reflective wall-mirror
at himself. He saw a quick flash of red dash across his right eye. Vegeta froze and put his face close enough to the mirror
without smushing into it. The flash appeared again but paused to admire itself and fluff itself up a bit in the mirror.
Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs when he recognized what it was, " IT'S A KAKA-GERM!! THERE'S A KAKA-GERM IN MY
BRAIN!!! " he howled in terror, " WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WAH WAH WAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! " he pushed
himself off of Goku and ran out of the room, " GET IT OUT! GETITOUTGETITOUTGETITOUT!!! "
" Well! " Chi-Chi said warmly, " That takes care of him! " she took Goku's hand, " Come on Go-chan, let's go have
some real dinner back at our room. I packed some food in capsules and I can cook you up a nice big fish, oh-kay? "
" *SIGH*! That was a yummy fish, Chi-chan! " Goku sighed happily, just having finished his meal. Gohan and Goten had
already fallen asleep and Goku and Chi-Chi were fluttering between being awake and asleep. The couple were in bed in their
pajamas and Goku was laying on his back staring up at the ceiling with his hands behind his head. Chi-Chi was laying on her
side, beside him.
" You're welcome Go-chan. " she murmured with a yawn.
" The stars even look prettier out here. " Goku smiled as he looked through the large glass part of the ceiling which
took up about half of the main room's ceiling, " I wonder if the moon does too... "
" Don't look for the moon Goku you'll turn into a giant monkey like the Ouji. " Chi-Chi yawned again, holding her
pillow tighter.
Goku blinked, " Oh yeah! " he grinned, then snuggled under the covers and put his hands behind the pillow. He closed
his eyes to avoid staring up at he ceiling any futher.
" Goodnight Goku. " Chi-Chi smiled as she closed her eyes.
" Goodnight Veggie-chan. "
Chi-Chi's eyes popped open.
" *WHACK*!! " the large mallet made contact with Goku's head.
" IT'S CHI-CHI, YOU, YOU SIDE-EFFECTED OUJI-VICTIM!! " she screamed at him.
" Oww... " Goku twitched, " S--sorry Chi-chan. Goodnight Chi-chan! " he laughed while in slight pain. He snuggled
back into place.
" That's better. " Chi-Chi muttered, putting her mallet away. She paled slightly, " Goku? "
" Hm? "
" You don't want to, sleep, with the Ouji, do you? " she said, her voice a bit shaky.
" No-Chi-chan. "
" Good. " she nodded, reassured, then went to sleep.
" Ahhhhhhhh, eh eh eh, ahhhhhhhhhhh... " Vegeta whimpered as he sat there in his cabin cruiser's main room in his
dark red pajamas as Vejitto shown a flashlight into the ouji's ear; the fusion wearing blue pajamas and Gogeta in orange
ones, " Do you see it? Where is it? "
" It's just sort of sitting there. It was bouncing off the walls a few seconds ago. " Vejitto cocked an eyebrow.
" How are we gonna get it out of Toussan's brain if we can't get anything INTO Toussan's brain to get it out without
having to cut his head open? " Gogeta looked puzzled.
Vegeta paled at the thought, " NEITHER OF YOU IS CUTTING MY HEAD OPEN!!! " he snapped.
" Oh-kay oh-kay. Goggie's just jokin with you, Mommy. " Vejitto chuckled, " Hmmm. " he watched the little kaka-germ
as it sat comfortably on the floor of the skull that contained Vegeta's brain.
" Maybe we can coax it out. " Gogeta thought, his hands on his cheeks.
" Yeah! " Vejitto said, " Hey there little kaka-germ. " he smiled at it, " Why don't you come out and we'll give you
one of Mommy's old socks to snack on. Or a boot or a glove or something? "
The kaka-germ tilted its head at Vejitto, then smiled warmly and snuggled around on the floor to get comfortable.
" What's it doing now? I can feel it moving!! " Vegeta panicked.
" I think it's just resting. " Vejitto scratched his head. He moved the flashlight around a little bit only to freeze
in place. The fusion's eyes widened in awe, " Whoa... "
" "WHOA"?! WHOA WHAT!? " Vegeta shrieked.
" Shh! Mommy be quiet. " Vejitto whispered, " Wow...Goggie check this out! " he motioned his brother over to see into
Vegeta's ear with him.
Gogeta gasped, " IT'S LIKE A GIANT-- "
" --SHH! Mental talk! " Vejitto whispered loudly, " We're not gonna talk outloud and frighten Mommy any more than he
needs to be frightened. "
Vegeta turned three more shades of green.
::--SPIDER'S WEB!:: Gogeta finished his sentence psychically.
::I think it's making a little house in there, or something:: Vejitto tilted his head slightly, ::Just look at all
those strings it's shooting out of it's body!::
::It's not gonna, eat Toussan's BRAIN on him, is it Jitto?::
::No, it's probably just going to either take his brain over, or the brain itself will get so saturated with
kaka-germ juice over time that Toussan's personality'll turn all mushy::
" Heeheehee, mushy. " Gogeta giggled.
" What? " Vegeta looked over at them, frightened, " What's mushy? "
" Nothing! " Gogeta laughed nervously, sweatdropping.
::Toussan mushy would be a pretty funny sight to see, Jitto-kun!:: Gogeta continued his laughter inside his head.
::Hai, but it would also mean his brain would be stuck that way due to the long-term damage AND the fact that we
saiyajins evolve our bodies to match the changes that we would undergo while, for instance, training under heavy gravity like
Mommy does. His body'll get used to having all those extra kaka-chemicals in his brain and he'd go through some sort of wild
withdrawl if the kaka-germ's in there too long before we take it out--IF we can take it out.::
::Of COURSE we can take it out, Jitto! All we need to do is go get Kaasan and have him persuade the lil kaka-germ
into leaving!:: Gogeta explained, ::The kaka-germs listen to Kaasan::
::YES!:: Vejitto mentally hooted w/joy, ::Goggie my little brother, you are a GENIUS!:: he patted Gogeta on the
shoulder.
::EEEE!:: Gogeta grinned Son-style.
::Now all we have to do is contact Toussan!:: Vejitto said victoriously, then sensed around for Goku and paled after
a moment, " Uh-oh. "
" "Uh-oh"? " Vegeta gulped, confused.
::Goggie, Toussan's asleep already!:: Vejitto frowned.
::OHHH! I forgot Kaasan goes to bed super-early! Kuso!:: Gogeta mentally cursed at himself, ::Hey! We can just
teleport there and teleport him back here!::
::No good, his ki's touchin Chi-Chi's. He's hugging onto her, actually:: Vejitto sighed, ::If we even tried to do
that we'd end up teleporting her too and she's the last person I wanna see right now:: he said, shuddering slightly at the
coffee candy incident.
::I guess we'll have to wait til morning then.:: Gogeta said sadly as he sat down on one of the couches.
::Hai:: Vejitto agreed, ::Let's just hope that the kaka-germ has the same sleep-pattern as Toussan, if it doesn't
then who KNOWS what to expect it'll do to Mommy before we wake up again!:: he put the flashlight and hopped onto the other
couch.
" Hey? Wh--why are you going to bed? Didn't you SEE anything?! The kaka-germ! Aren't you gonna get him out! " Vegeta
protested.
" *YAWN*! " Vejitto started to feel groggy, " We're gonna get Toussan to take it out tommorow morning for you. We'd
get him now but he's asleep AND hugging Chi-Chi, so I'd rather not try and teleport him til morning. "
" Uh, well, that's sort of good news, I guess. " Vegeta looked around nervously, " W--what about the kaka-germ? "
" Oh, he should have the same sleep pattern as Toussan. " Vejitto added, then smiled, " So try not to sleep in too
late or he'll wake up before you do! "
Vegeta paled, " Ah, alright. " he got up, " I'll, be going to bed now. " he walked out into the bedroom.
" Goodnight Toussan! " Gogeta chirped.
" Goodnight Mommy! " Vejitto added.
" Goodnight kids. " Vegeta sighed as he closed the door and hopped into bed, then looked up at his head, " Goodnight,
Kaka-germ. "
" Ohhhhhh, what TIME is it? " Chi-Chi yawned as he raised her hand to her head. She looked over at the large digital
clock numbers glowing in neon green and gawked, " WAHHHHHH!! 9:40am!! I should've been up over 2 ours ago! " she lept to her
feet, then noticed Goku was no longer next to her and instead a note written in Gohan's handwriting was on the pillow.
Chi-Chi snatched the note up and read it, " "Dear Mom, didn't want to wake you, thought you needed the sleep. I took Goten
to the beach, he wants me to teach him out to surfboard. Toussan decided to stay behind, he said he had a surprise just for
you. See you later, love Gohan." Huh. " Chi-Chi blinked, " Where IS Goku anyway? " she walked down the room and turned the
corner to gawk at what she saw. Chi-Chi's face turned hot red.
There was Goku infront of the patio window wearing a knee-length grass hula skirt with red hula-flower-lays around
his neck and dancing around in very, intricite moves while tropical music played on a small radio beside him on the floor.
" Hi Chi-chan! " he chirped, noticing her.
" ... " Chi-Chi tried to regain the ability to speak, " IloveyouGoku. "
" Aww, I luv u TOO, Chi-chan! " Goku smiled, touched as he continued his movements, " Wanna know what I'm doin? "
" I'm not sure... " she smiled back, watching him.
" It's a special kinda hula dancing! " Goku chirped, " The old lady in the t-shirt store gave me a book on it the
other day and I decided to learn how to do some dances just for Chi-chan cuz I luv her so! "
" Awwwwwwww, you DO care! " Chi-Chi sniffled with joy.
" It's really easy once you get the hang of it! I thought Chi-chan could maybe dance with me later on! I've been
practicing all morning. " Goku stopped to stretch, " Actually I bet some of these moves would come in real handy during
sparring and I could even mix some of 'um in with my regular fighting moves! "
Chi-Chi thought for a moment, then paled at the idea of Goku using such moves while fighting the person he normally
sparred against, " Ah, I don't think that's such a good idea, you don't want to give certain people impressions that they
may interpret to be something else. "
" Huh? " Goku looked confused.
" Nevermind. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped. She walked over to the window and pulled the blinds shut, " Why don't you
'dance' for me some more. " she smiled, pulling up a chair.
" I am happy that I make Chi-chan happy! " Goku clasped his hands together, then started up another one of the hulas
he had learned through reading the book.
" Hey Mommy, ya feeling any better now? " Vejitto patted Vegeta on the shoulder as the trio walked down the hall
towards the Sons room.
" Uh-huh. " Vegeta said, still dizzy. Vegeta's paranoia had caused him to perform an all-nighter simliar to his
normal late-nights only this time it consisted of him trying to peek into his ear and worry about all the things the
kaka-germ could do to him if he fell asleep than his usual meditation and thoughts on how his life was in general.
The fusions had found him dead-asleep at 6:45am; Goku's usual rising time. The ouji had been lying on his belly with
his entire body radiating a bright red. Vejitto had checked the ouji's head and nearly had a heart attack to see the sole
kaka-germ had multiplied and given birth to at least 20 little tiny baby kaka-germs. He and Gogeta had calculated by the end
of the week that there would be over 100 kaka-germs living inside the space reserved for Vegeta's brain. Of course, neither
fusion was brave enough to tell him that.
It took quite a few buckets of cold water to get Vegeta's body temperture back to normal and the ouji seemed fine now
with the exceptions of random blank-outs in which he'd start glowing bright red for no good reason and started mumbling
'Yes, Kakarrotto.' in a dead-tone voice.
But now hopefully things were to get better, as they were following the 'yellow brick road' and seeking out the
'wizard' to remove the curse of the kaka-germs from Vegeta's head.
" Hello? " Vejitto said uneasily as he knocked lightly on the door to the room.
" ... "
Vejitto pressed his ear to the door to listen for any response only to hear what sounded like hawaiian music coming
from inside. The portara fusion sweatdropped, " It's, music. "
" Ohhhh... " Vegeta wobbled and fell backward just intime for Gogeta to catch him.
" T--Toussan? " Gogeta said, worried.
" Hai Kakarrotto-sama. " the little ouji's eyes glazed over as he stared into nowhere. Vejitto whipped out one of the
two squirtguns the fusions had bought to keep Vegeta from overheating and squirted it at the ouji's face. Vegeta sputtered
and shook his head, then wobbily stood back up, " Whaaa? "
" Since when is Kaasan "Kakarrotto-sama"?! " Gogeta exclaimed, confused.
" Hey Mommy? You alright? " Vejitto asked.
" I'm, I'm fine. Yeah. " Vegeta looked about to get his bearings back, " Now let's get Kakarrotto to pull that baka
kaka-germ out of my head before I lose my mind to it, LITERALLY! " he said, determined.
" Heehee! " both fusions whipped out their water-guns and pumped them both up. Vegeta pressed his ear to the door to
listen for anything.
" Ah, Mommy I just did that not even a minute ago. " Vejitto pointed out.
" You did? " Vegeta looked confused, " OH! Yes, you did, right. " he said, afraid to admit he hadn't even remembered
the recent event. He slowly and quietly slid the door open and crept inside, followed by Gogeta and Vejitto, " Shh. " Vegeta
warned them. The fusions looked around for a place to hide and ended up underneath one of the beds in the main room. They
watched Vegeta as he carefully walked ahead. The little ouji took a deep breath as he heard the music getting louder and
peeked around the corner. He froze in-place at what he saw. His body turned bright red within the instant and the fur on his
tail poofed out like a giant fluffy red duster. Kakarrotto was standing in the kitchen half-naked and pulling off some of the
most exotic movements Vegeta had ever seen, " Eh..............eh..eh............. "
" OHHHH!! Toussan's frozen! We'll never get his attention to come back here like this! " Gogeta bit his lip.
Goku swung his hips to the right and thrust his arm out only to notice something was now glowing red out of the
corner of his eye. He turned his head and beamed to see it was a shocked Vegeta practically radiating bright red. Goku broke
out into a grin, " MYVEGGIE!! "
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! " Vegeta screamed
at the top of his lungs.
" OUJI! " Chi-Chi whipped around in her chair, got up, and chucked the chair at his head. The chair broke and parts
of it started to melt as it bounced off the saiyajin's noggin without any cranial damage to Vegeta himself.
" ATTACK!! " two more voices shouted from behind Vegeta as a dozen water-balloons pelted him in the back. The glow
along with Vegeta's scream calmed back down and Vegeta felt unusually dizzy again. He tried to shake it off.
" O--Onna. Ka-kaka--Kakarrotto. Hello. " Vegeta attempted to regain his cool, " So? Um, Kakarrotto? The movements,
they're, uh--- "
" --aren't they GREAT! " Goku gushed.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Ah, great. "
" I got this book from this old lady at the t-shirt place the other day, and it's full of tropical island dances, so
I learned some to impress Chi-chan, and then I was thinking maybe I can put some of my hula-moves together with some of my
sparring moves and make a whole buncha new moves to try out on my little Veggie! " Goku beamed excitedly.
" NO! NO NO NO NO NO!! " Chi-Chi waved her arms around, " You're NOT mixing exotic dance moves into your sparring
style, Goku! THE OUJI WILL SEE YOU!!! "
" So? " Goku blinked.
" WAH! " Vegeta fell over.
" SO!!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" But it'll give me a 'creative edge', Chi-chan! Besides it's fun to move around like this! " he made a few more
motions. Chi-Chi slapped her hand over Vegeta's eyes.
" YOU! LEAVE! "
" We're speaking in one-word sentences now? " Vegeta said dryly, " AND GET YOUR HAND OFF MY FACE! "
Chi-Chi did so and promptly went to go wash hers.
" So what did my little Veggie come to see me for? " Goku chirped as he continued to move.
" Well I, ah, " Vegeta looked away to avoid seeing the the larger saiyajin was doing, " Kakarrotto do you think you
could stop making those motions when I'm talking to you, it's quite, ah--- "
" --distracting! " Chi-Chi called from the other room.
" Hai, distracti--NO! THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL! " Vegeta shook his head wildly, glowing bright red, " Baka Onna, putting
words in my mouth. " he grumbled, " Kakarrotto, it's just, unusual and uh, your voice shakes when you're speaking and shaking
at the same time. "
Goku shrugged, " Oh-kay little Veggie. he stopped and went to go sit down on a stool.
" You, do have underwear underneath that grass hula skirt, right Kakarrotto? " Vegeta checked.
" ...why would I need to wear underwear underneath a grass hula skir-- "
" --stand up, Kakarrotto. Vegeta pulled him back up to keep Goku from sitting down. The ouji sweatdropped.
" Now! " Goku clasped his hands together, " What does my little Veggie want from me? "
" Your SOUL! " Chi-Chi called back from the other room again. Vegeta sent a death-glare off in her direction.
" Actually Kakarrotto, I want you to remove a kaka-germ from inside of my ear. " Vegeta stated, " Vejitto! Gogeta! "
" Hai Toussan? "
Vegeta spun around to see the duo now standing to his side; both fusions grinning, " WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT! Or at
least teach me how to do it? "
" Here you go Mommy! " Vejitto handed Vegeta the flashlight, Vegeta leaned his head to the side and shown the
flashlight in his hear.
" Kakarrotto, look at this. " he ordered.
Goku peered inside to see the mommy kaka-germ and the babies had now formed a small village of little houses in
random spots on Vegeta's brain, " Awww, they made a lil home! " Goku said in awe, " Hi lil germies! " he waved sweetly.
" Ahhhhhhhhhh!! " they call cooed back at Goku in unison, their little bodies suddenly glowing bright red.
" Oh Veggie they are so cute that they luv you enough to live inside you! " Goku smiled warmly, then looked at the
ouji and gasped to see Vegeta's body was now bright red again and he had the hypnotized look on his face.
The little ouji fell on one knee, " Hai Kakarrotto-sama. " he said in a dead-pan voice.
" OOOH! " the larger saiyajin squealed, picked Vegeta up, and hugged him tightly, " And I luv u too! "
Gogeta and Vejitto pumped their water-guns back up and squirted Vegeta again, causing the glow to fade. Vegeta glared
up at Goku and slapped him across the face.
" WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT!!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
Goku's eyes watered, " Buh--buh Veh-geee~~~ "
" WAHHH! " Vegeta's body glowed bright red again and he began to snicker while hugging Goku back tightly, " Heh-heh-
-heh-heh-heh... "
Gogeta and Vejitto paled when they saw the ouji's pupils were now red as well.
" Something in my gut tells me that Toussan normally wouldn't be snickering in this sort of situation. " Gogeta
nodded.
" That must be what happened to future Mommy. The kaka-germs assimilated with his brain over time. " Vejitto turned a
pale green.
" That is SCARY, Jitto. " Gogeta shuddered.
Both pulled out earmuffs and promptly put them on their heads. Then re-pumped their water-guns again and squirted
Vegeta, then yanked him out of Goku's hold.
" Toussan, PLEASE take the kaka-germ out of Mommy's head, and it's babies along with it! " Vejitto pleaded.
" WE DON'T WANT TOUSSAN TO LOSE HIS BRAIN!! " Gogeta wailed.
" Oh! Oh-kay! I can give it a try! " Goku smiled brightly.
" Oh no you WON'T! " something grabbed ahold of Goku's right ear and tugged tightly, " Because YOU'RE going to the
beach with me to meet up with OUR children! " Chi-Chi sent a momentary glare at the fusions on the word "our".
" We're children too ya know! " Gogeta folded his arms, " Just really big ones! "
Vejitto sweatdropped and groaned.
" WAIT! " Vegeta got up, " You can't take Kakarrotto YET! HE NEEDS TO SAVE MY BRAIN!!! "
" He'll do that LATER when it's convinent for HIM, not YOU, you evil little menace to the planet. " Chi-Chi snorted.
" NEH! " both fusions blew her a raspberry.
" You're not helping. " Vegeta sweatdropped at them.
" We're TRYING to help. " Gogeta offered.
" And that's just as good! " Vejitto piped in.
" Goku, teleport us out of here before you get exposed to that Ouji any more than you have to! " Chi-Chi grabbed his
arm.
" Oh--oh-kay Chi-chan. " Goku looked over at Vegeta for a moment, worried about the little ouji, " Buh-bye til later
little Veggie! " he waved as they teleported out of sight.
" Ooh. " Vejitto bit his lip, frustrated.
" This could be tougher than we thought. " Gogeta frowned.
Vegeta stood there for a moment, folding his arms. He turned to the fusions, " Well? Don't just stand there! Let's go
after them!! "
They both saluted him, " Hai, Toussan! "
" Where IS everybody? " Goku said, confused as he and Chi-Chi now stood in the middle of the beach. There weren't any
other beachgoers for miles and above them it looked like a torrential thunderstorm was headed their way.
" I don't care, I'm going to look for our children! " Chi-Chi determindly walked off, " Hurry up Goku! "
" But Chi-chan, it's gonna rain. And I don't think Gohan and Goten would have stayed out here in the rain. " Goku
blinked, confused.
" GOHAN!! GOTEN!! " Chi-Chi called out as she walked down the beach. The large saiyajin sweatdropped.
" Ah, Chi-chan? " he spoke up, then paused as something dropped on his head. Goku looked up just intime for it to
start pouring.
" GOHAN! GOTEN! " she ran faster.
" CHI-CHAN! " Goku ran after her only to freeze in place as a thunderbolt near-missed him from behind, " CHI-CHAN
COME BACK! WE SHOULDN'T BE OUT HERE! "
" NO WAY! " Chi-Chi turned to face him, " I'M NOT GOING TO JUST STAND HERE AND LET THAT OUJI AND HIS STUPID
OUJI-SPAWN UPSTART ME AND OUR CHILDREN! "
" BUT CHI-CHAN! GOHAN AND GOTEN WOULDN'T BE OUT HERE IN THIS KINDA WEATHER! At least I don't think they would. " Goku
called back.
" HA! " she laughed and continued on, " GOHAN!! GOHAN!! GOTEN!! "
" CHI-CHAN!! STOP!! "
" GA-ZAP! " another lightning bolt flew down around him as the wind picked up to levels normally unheard of by
humans.
" WAHHH! " Goku fell back, " CHI-CHAN! "
" ... "
" Chi-chan? "
" ... "
Goku's eyes widened as he tried difficultly to sense for her through the storm. He paled as soon as he realized her
ki was no longer there, " CHI-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! "
" Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. " Chi-Chi groaned. She sat up, dizzy, " My head. " she looked up to see the sun was shining again,
" What the--? Goku! " she lept to her feet and looked around only to find she was no longer on the beach. Infact, there was
nothing around her but ocean. Chi-Chi whipped around to see she was on a small island no larger than her own house back home.
Chi-Chi paled, " Oh no.... "
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4:22 PM 10/16/2003
END OF PART 3!
Vegeta: Oh YES! (grins) I like THIS ending!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) This isn't the ending, Veggie! There's still one more chapter to go!
Vegeta: (frowns) Oh...
Goku: Hai! We can't just LEAVE Chi-chan all alone on a stranded island.
Vegeta: Who says we can't?
Chuquita: Besides we still need to have Son-kun get all those kaka-germs out of your brain, Veggie.
Vegeta: (pales) Oh yeah...
Vegeta1: (looking at his arm) So THAT'S what this is.
Vegeta: If you're smart you'll go wash them off before they completely infect your body and take over your mind.
Vegeta1: (pales) They can do that?
Goku: (starts rubbing Veggie1's shoulder) There there little past-Veggie. You gotta calm down and relax ya know!
Vegeta1: (twitches) GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!!! (slaps them away)
Goku: (turns to Veggie) (wiggles his fingers)
Vegeta: NO WAY! With all the kaka-germs I have on my body now, do I really need any more?!
Goku: (grins) I dunno? Do you?
Goku1: (picks Veggie up) Wow! You've been snacking good huh Vegeta?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) What are you doing?
Goku1: (chirps) I dunnoooooo! (tosses him into the air, catches him, plops him back in his seat) There!
Vegeta: That was so random, you know that Kakarrotto?
Goku1: PIE!
Goku: --is a very tasty treat!
Vegeta1: (mutters) Bakas....
Chuquita: And now it's time for, "ASK VEGGIE!"
Goku: HOORAY! (cheers) I luv asking Veggie!
Goku1: Me too!
Dear Veggie, from Goddess Shimi: Goten: Guys, what would happen IF Uncle Veggie wanted to be an oujo, just like that one
time with the brain freezer 30, AND wore a dress just like that blue sunflower dress?
Vegeta: (pales) Then Uncle Veggie would go find Bulma and have her knock some sense back into him before Kakarrotto found
out about such a desire.
Goku: (giggles) Veggie would look kinda cute in a lil dress.
Vegeta: (twitches) Don't even JOKE like that.
Dear Veggie, from JSF: 1. So Vegeta...you claim you love Goku in a platonic way only and the Kaka-germs cause the glowing
but then let me say this: Even if it IS the Kaka-germs causing this that does not change the way you feel for him. I say this
because a lot of animals attract mates with pheremones and it's been thought that the same thing might happen with humans too
. Goku probably fell for you first and his "Kaka-germs" , which are probably some kind of bizzare pheremones, happen to mix
well with your chemistry. *smiles* Besides, your future selves are so cute together!
2. Recently I read a nice Bra/Piccolo fic. (Yes, you read that right.) Given the fact that Chu-Piccolo wants to take over
the world and Chu-Bura is a demi-ouijo how do you think they would work out as a couple? *Pictures B-chan and Piccolo ruling
Earth with iron fists*
Chuquita: (impressed) Wow! We learned a new fact today! (points to pheremones) Very cool.
Vegeta: (grumbles) My future self and Kakarrotto's future self are just confused by the years. They're not a, a couple.
(shudders slightly) And as for the kaka-germs-- (glances over at Goku & Goku1)
(both Gokus grin at Veggie and tilt their heads)
Vegeta: --that sounds like it would make sense, the kaka-germs being pheremones which warp their victims mind into a state
which can easily be manipulated by the peasant that created them. And I do not have any special and/or romantic feelings for
Kakarrotto.
Chuquita: Did you just answer that one backward?
Vegeta: (smirks)
Chuquita: ...
Vegeta: (thinks about #2) If Piccolo in addition to that egg-laying thing he does with his mouth, does have a male
reproductive system, maybe. I'd say he and Bura would easily be able to conquer the planet together, but Bura would probably
start becoming too controlling in their relationship and over-using on the color pink in decorating that they probably
wouldn't be able to live together for over a week before spliting up over some useless argument. Then they'd split the planet
and each end up ruling half it it by themselves.
Goku: Bura's room IS very pink.
Vegeta: But yes, teaming up and taking over Earth for them probably would be very easy an take no less than 2 or 3 days.
Dear Veggie, from Nekoni: Now, I have something important to tell Goku... =) Goku, you know that 'one thing you can do with
chichi that you can't do with Veggie'? - well, you CAN do it with Veggie! AND even better, is that it'll make you Veggie's
FULL OUJO! And it'll show Veggie that you love him *nods* What do you think of that?
Oh, and Vegeta. Dont cha' just LOVE me? *big smirk*
Vegeta: (twitches w/embarassment) (sarcasm) Hai, I adore you.
Goku: Heeheeheehee! Ooh! Look the question's for ME! (reads) (big sparkily eyes) REEEEAAAAAAAAAAALY? (grabs Veggie and holds
him up, then looks Veggie up and down)
Vegeta: (squeaks out) (bright red) What are you DOING?!
Goku: (stares a bit, then frowns) Awww, no I can't it won't work, cuz Veggie's got one too.
Vegeta: DID YOU REALLY NEED TO SAY IT LIKE THAT!
Goku: (confused) Chi-chan says I can't do that sorta thing w/anybody other than her since we're married, but even if we
weren't how would I do it? Veggie doesn't have the right equipment and, where would it go and, don't I have to be dubbed an
Oujo BY Veggie?
Vegeta: (nervous) Ah, (perks up) hai! Of course! Yes, you see that, sort of thing. You can't because, like you said, you're
married to Onna and (insulted) it's not ME who has the wrong equipment! And, ah, I decree, as the saiyajin no Ouji, that the
only way Kakarrotto can be an oujo is for me to dub him one, not, *twitch* mate!
Goku: (gasps, drops Veggie to the floor in shock) Little Veggies can make luv?! (cheeks bright pink)
Vegeta: (rubs his forehead) (brain-cramp) Oh God, my head. Wait---if that just hit you now---THEN WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU
JUST TALKING AND GOING ON ABOUT!?
Goku: ...huh?
Vegeta: What?
Goku: How would a Veggie do it anyways? (scratches his head)
Vegeta: (twitch) I HAVE A GENDER, BAKA! OF COURSE I CAN DO THAT KIND OF THING!!! (snorts) Just, just forget the whole
letter Kakarrotto, where's the next one?
Goku1: (chirps) Here ya go! (hands it to Veggie)
Dear Veggie, from Girl-with-too-many-aliasses: Oh, ant to veggie: I know you got this question before, but: Do you realy love
kakarott? *Bog sparkely eyes*
Vegeta: (nods) Yes, yes I do--in a platonic way along with the high respect a prince can gain for a peasant who has done many
incredible things.
Goku: Aww, Veggie respects me!
Vegeta: That I do. Next question! :)
Dear Veggie, from Chaos: hello mr veggie me would like to ask what would you do is goku suddenly thought it would be funny to
kill chi chi would you help or kill that thing people call chi chi yourself?
Vegeta: (smirks) Well, then I would say, "of course Kakarrotto, I would love to"........and then I'd wake up. (sighs slightly
sad).
Dear Veggie, from Goddess Shimi: Goten: What would happen if Uncle Veggie acted just like that one Uncle Veggie that wore the
sundress AND also acted like an oujo you know that one Veggie from the "Brain Freezer Three-thousand?"
Vegeta: Then it would be up to my family; Bulma, Mirai, Trunks, Bura, Vejitto, and Gogeta; to snap me out of it before I did
something I would deeply regret--which would probably end up concerning Kakarrotto as well.
Goku: (grinning) EEEEEE!
Dear Veggie, from Saiyajin-Neko: Veggie When onna finaly dies throw a party and i will attend.Also if all the Saiya-jins came
back to life would Goku still be speacial to you ~sneaky grin~ cause i think he would.
Vegeta: (smirks) Yes, there shall be a grand party in which all are invited to attend. I'll bake a large cake with "So long
forever, Onna" written on it, and we'll all dine on the treat. Hai....Kakarrotto would still be special even if the rest of
the saiyajins along with Bejito-sei were brought back. If for no reason than just because he's Kakarrotto.
Goku: (touched) Awwwwwwwww, Veggie thinks I'm ~*special*~! (clasps his hands together)
Dear Veggie, from Maira S.: Do you know why Veggie doesn't want you to become his Oujo? let me answer that for you, since
Veggie doesn't have the guts to put it bluntly! If you do become his Oujo you also become his Mate, as in someone to mate
with.
Goku: (gasps) You mean 'sweet Veggie luvings' IS part of becoming an Oujo!?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (pale) He has a NAME for it?! (nervous laugh) Of course not! There is no "luvings" in Oujo-skills at all
, Kakarrotto. (to Goku) (laughs nervously again) Oujis and Oujos don't MATE. Haha, what were you thinking! (cheesy grin)
Goku: (believes him) (happily) Oh! Oh-kay then!.....does that mean I can be Veggie's oujo now?
Vegeta: (freaks out) NO!
Goku: (pouts) Aww...
Dear Veggie, from Gie: We have part ofour names the same!!Does that mean we are related? Maybe I am the Saiya-jiin no Oujo??
Vegeta: We COULD be related if you're one of my saiyajin family members. A sister or a cousin maybe. (thinks)
Chuquita: And now for the reviewer replies!
To mkh2/Laura: Ooh, you had redo names for some of the fics (grins) Cool! (to Veggie) How DO you like your eggs?
Vegeta: (smirks) Any way I can cook them, and I can cook eggs in quite a variety of ways.
Goku: (chirps) I like egg mcmuffins!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You like ANYTHING that's edible!
To Callimogua: Hai, I have noticed a LOT of Goku/Veggie questions ^_^
Vegeta: I agree with Callimogua, I'm practically being written into a corner with all these questions on my true thoughts on
Kakarrotto!
To SacredGoggles: So glad you thought it was funny! :D Bulma just loves experimenting on Veggie! He's halfway to getting out
of this predicament and now has to deal w/the kaka-germs in his head! The Goten one-shot should come up soon, I may do it
after I do the Bejito-sei one-shot I plan on writing after this fic.
To Miyanon: I luved the website!!! *beams* The comic versions of "Split Ends" was hilarious, and the Bejita Files were great
too! :D Hope you post more for Split Ends. (It really cheered me up on Saturday when I had that bad cold). The picture with
the worms DEFINATELY made sense as to why Veggie would be so afraid of them. Heehee, Veggie's a dimbo. Oh! I have a picture
of a kaka-germ at: http: // www. deviantart .com /deviation /3337163 / they're red and they do have arms and little
mitten-like hands. They don't look like catepillars. The hurricane came at the end of this chapter, you'll find out what
happens to Chi-Chi in part 4 :D Veggie is cute just the way he is! :)
Vegeta: (smirks) I'm glad there's at least somebody rooting for my victory over the hypnotic power of the kaka-germs. Thank
you!
Chuquita: Not sure how, but Veggie WILL get rid of his head-kaka-germs at least.
To Lung Tai Yang: Aww! Thanks so much! I do luv using the fusions in my fics. You should like this chapter then because they
were in practically the whole thing. They're like Veggie's part-time sidekicks now (grins).
To Saiyajin-Neko: I'm so happy for you that you got your computer back!! Welcome back and goodluck on your fic!!
Chuquita: And that about wraps it up! (smiles)
Goku: Wow! That was long!
Chuquita: *whew*! Yes it was. And maybe I'll be able to have it up for Friday after all! (grins) See you in part 4 everyone!
Goku: Byebye!
Vegeta: Bye.
Goku: Take 2 Veggies & call me in the morning! (glomps both Veggies at once)
Vegeta1: (twitches in disgust) Echhhh..
Vegeta: (twitches, bright red) God help us....