10:21 PM 10/17/2003
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from DuBZ
Goku: (pouts) But I wanted to ride on the big and fancy one.
Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (flatly) Here's a quarter, knock your socks off.
Goku: (grabs quarter and goes on ride outside) WHEE!! (comes back 5 minutes later with content little smile on his face)
(plops down in his seat) Thank u little Veggie!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Uh-huh.
Chuquita: Welcome to part 4 everybody!
Goku1: HOORAY! (tilts his head) Part 4 is the finale ya know!
Vegeta1: (sarcasm) Gee Kakorot, you're so observant.
Goku1: Aww, thank you Veggie! (gives him a squeeze)
Vegeta1: GET OFF OF ME!!!
Goku: (glomps onto Veggie1 in addition to Goku1) Heeheehee!
Vegeta: (to Veggie1) That's a dangerous position you're in right now ya know.
Vegeta1: (angry) I'M FULLY AWARE OF THAT NOW WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME!!!
Vegeta: (smirks) If I were to help you, then the peasants would latch onto me instead, and, being as I am farther along on
the path of those who are victims of the kaka-disease than you are, I could use the break more than you can.
Vegeta1: URG!! WHY YOU-- (tries to struggle out of his position)
Chuquita: (to Veggie) You're sneakier now too, huh?
Vegeta: (grins evilly) That short temper served me no purpose but to further full Kakarrotto's ambitions to turn my brain
into a gooey pink pile of mush!
Vegeta1: (pales at the thought) LET GO LET GO LET GO!! (suddenly freezes in-place, feeling vibrations from the two Gokus
glomped onto him) W--what's that?
Goku: Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~~
Goku1: Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~~
Vegeta: (snickers) Aw, they're purring. They must like you!
Vegeta1: (turns green) Purring? AHH AHH AHH AHH!!! (leaps to his feet and starts swinging his arms about madly until he
knocks the two Goku's off. (breathing heavily) Oh GOD! (looks down to see both his arms are now glowing bright red) WAHHHH!!
Chuquita: The curse of the 'Kakarrotto'.
Vegeta: Indeed.
Vegeta1: (dashes over to them) MAKE IT STOP!!
Vegeta: (bluntly) Cold water, no soap. They like soap.
Vegeta1: (looks around hurriedly and spots the men's room, then dashes inside and starts washing his arms off like crazy
until there's a huge glowing puddle of water in the sink. Sighs in relief and walks back out to his seat)
Vegeta: Better?
Vegeta1: HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH THOSE MUSH-INDUCING CREATURES ON YOUR BODY!!!
Vegeta: (sighs sadly) They're addictive, once you've had them on you for so long you get wild cravings for them if you were
to have them all suddenly sucked off your body.
Vegeta1: Anything GOOD about them?
Vegeta: They give you a temporary feeling of euphoria that comes with every blasted hug Kakarrotto gives me.
Vegeta1: And the bad?
Vegeta: You let even ONE get into your brain and they warp it to their own prefence until you become a brain-dead
kaka-serving mush-loving saiya-nugget.
Vegeta1: (pales green) Oh....
Goku: (taps past Veggie on the shoulder) Hey little past Veggie why'd you fling me & past me off like that?
Vegeta1: (freaks out) YOU GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MIND-BENDER!! (forms ball of ki in his hands defensively)
Goku: (warmly) Aww past Veggie, you don't wanna hurt me~~
Vegeta1: (faulters) I--I don't?
Goku: (takes ki away from Veggie1 and gently holds his hands) Of course not, you're a good little Veggie, just like present
Veggie is.
Vegeta1: I--I am?
Vegeta: (tries snapping his fingers next to Veggie1's head) WAKE UP! It's a TRAP!
Vegeta1: (eyes temporarily undaze) ...trap? WAHHH!
Goku: (hugs Veggie1 tightly) MMMmmmmmMMMMmmmMMMMmmmmm~~ (chirps) See! Isn't this *nice*, past Veggie!
Vegeta1: (twitching, his body bright red) (tries with all his might to keep his brain alert and at attention) LET..GO...OF...
..ME, KAKOROTTO YOU BIG BAKAYARO!! (kicks Goku in the gut and yanks his arms out of Goku's grip, then decks a punch across
his face knocking Goku over onto his back. Leaps ontop of him and starts repeatedly punching Goku's gut) HOW DARE YOU TRY AND
BRAINWASH THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI LIKE THAT YOU SNEAKY PEASANT I OUGHTA BEAT YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE
FOR TRYING SUCH A MOVE!!
Vegeta: WAHHHH!! STOP THAT! (grabs past Veggie's arms and holds him back) (angrily) WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING TO MY
PEASANT!!!
Vegeta1: (screaming up at the ceiling) YOU'LL NEVER TAME ME KAKOROT! NEVER!!!
Vegeta: (slaps Veggie1 across the face) Will you go sit down! Kakarrotto's not sneaky! He still has not a single evil cell in
his body! (looks down at Goku) Are you oh-kay, Kakay?
Goku: (happily) Oh I'm fine little Veggie! With how past-Veggie was punching, it didn't hurt at all. Infact it tickled! :)
Vegeta1: (does a double-take) Wha!? How come he's not hurt!!
Goku: I'm a lot stronger than past-Veggie and past-me because they are from the past and I have had way more time to train
than they have!
Vegeta: (blinks) Oh yeah, I forgot about that, (lets past Veggie go)
Vegeta1: (gawks) You FORGOT!?
Vegeta: (points out) You did too.
Vegeta1: ....oh yeah.
Goku1: Let's all have some cake! (plops pieces of cake on the table)
Goku: HOORAY FOR CAKE!
(Both Goku's dig in while both Veggie's sweatdrop)
Chuquita: Here's part 4 everyone!
WARNING: HUGE chapter, get a snack, use the bathroom or read in shifts. This is a BIG one.
Summary: After Chi-Chi goes on "The Price is Right" she ends up on the final showcase playing against none-other than Veggie!
Due to the Ouji's lack of knowledge about prices, Chi-Chi not only wins but hits the exact number and gets both her and
Veggie's showcase. Now she and the other Sons are on a four-person trip to a tropical island. Of course, evading Veggie is
never that easy! What happens when Veggie decides to use his brand new super-boat tag along? What does Goku learning quite a
number of exotic dances have to do with any of this? All that and a hurricane with Chi-Chi's name on it!
Vegeta: (smirks) (sarcasm) Geez Chu, YOU got a big part this Corner.
Chuquita: (sarcasm back) Yes, it was enormous, wasn't it?
Vegeta: ...
Chuquita: ... (bursts into laughter) Hahahahahahaha!
Vegeta: Bwahahahahahaha!....why are we laughing?
Chuquita: I have no idea.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
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" I'm trapped. Trapped on a deserted island in the middle of the ocean with no way out and my Go-chan all alone with
that evil incarnate Ouji who's going to pull him over to the dark side and turn him into his Ouji-love-slave!!! " Chi-Chi
wailed as she paced back and forth across one of the edges of the island and fell to her knees, " What if Goku never finds
me! What if he forgets about me and leaves me here to grow more and more paranoid by the day until I lose my mind and then
lose him to the Ouji!! " she held her hands on either side of her head, " NO. I will NOT lose Goku to the Ouji! I will find a
way to contact Goku! Or at least SOMEBODY who can get me off this island! I can get out of tight spots like the Ouji! I'M
royalty TOO ya know! " Chi-Chi got up, determind, then looked around her, worried, " ...now how am I going to do that? " she
rubbed her chin, then took a deep breath and screamed at the top of her lungs, " GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
!!!!!!!!!!!! "
" Chi-chan? " Goku lifted his head up, the ran still pouring all around him and the large saiyajin becoming more and
more worried, " CHI-CHAN WHERE ARE YOU!!! "
" ..... "
" Ohhhhhh, CHI-CHAAAAAAAAN!! " he wailed, the rain becoming even heavier still. Goku sniffled; his completely
drenched clothing combined with the weather starting to give him a cold. Goku continued trudging on, " CHI-CHAN WHERE ARE
YOU!! " worry starting to eat at him, " CHI-CHAN ARE YOU OH-KAY! WHERE'D YOU GO!!! THE STORM'S TOO STRONG FOR ME TO SENSE
YOU THROUGH IT! YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME A SIGN SO I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!! " the large saiyajin sobbed, then waddled a few more
feet until he collapsed onto his behind and pulled his knees to his chest, " CHI-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! "
Goku bawled. His shoulders slumped and he stayed in the position he was already sitting in, " CHI-CHAN COME BACK! "
" UGH! This is INSANE! We should've been there by now! " Vegeta complained as he and the fusions braved the storm as
they headed down to the beach, " Can't sense a thing in this baka storm! "
" It seems more like a hurricane. " Vejitto tried to keep from getting any more wet then he already was.
" I didn't ask for a hurricane! " Vegeta exclaimed upward.
" I don't think that's gonna help any. " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" LOOK! " Gogeta shouted as he pointed out into the distance. He had to shout extra loud just for the other two to
hear him over the mountain of raindrops, " IT'S KAASAN! "
" Toussan? " Vejitto looked over.
" KAKARROTTO!! " Vegeta bolted to attention and ran down the beach toward the figure just intime to skid to a halt
beside the sitting larger saiyajin, " KAKARROTTO! " he smiled with relief, " KAKARROTTO WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT IN ALL THIS!
YOUR KAKA-SPAWN HAVE PROBABLY FOUND REFRUGE IN A STORE OR SOMETHING! "
" ....Chi-chan. " Goku murmured out, unaudible to the ouji as he stared straight ahead at the ocean, " Where are you?
What if something TERRIBLE happened to you and I never ever see you again! " tears welled up in his eyes. Goku paused as he
felt something heavy flump down around his back and over his shoulders. He looked at it to see the heavy lump was a large
dark red blanket. He hugged it tightly around himself, then slowly looked over his shoulder to see a completely soaked little
ouji staring at him blankly.
" Kakarrotto are you oh-kay? "
Goku looked down at the blanket, then back at the smaller saiyajin, " ....aww Veggie, you're so sweet. " he started
to sniffle again, then got up and turned to face Vegeta. Goku sniffled and smiled weakly, " OH VEGGIE!! " he lundged at the
ouji and hugged him tightly, " OH MY SWEET LITTLE VEGGIE I TOLD HER NOT TO GO! I TOLD HER WE SHOULD GO BACK TO THE HOTEL BUT
SHE KEPT WALKING!!! WHY DID SHE KEEP WALKING VEGGIE!! " he wailed while holding on tightly.
" Ah.......ah.... " the little ouji squeaked out, speechless.
" Kaasan, it's getting REALLY windy out here. " Gogeta tugged on Goku's blanket.
" *sniffle* Goggie and Ji-chan? You're here too? " Goku smiled warmly, hugging on tighter to Vegeta.
" We couldn't just let you go out in the storm Toussan. " Vejitto said. Gogeta nodded in agreement.
" We were so worried! " Gogeta said, then sniffled himself.
" And besides, I need you to get the Kaka-germs out of my brain! " Vegeta chimed in.
" Hey, what happened to Chi-Chi? " Vejitto scratched his head.
" She's, GONE! " Goku bawled, " GONE MAYBE FOREVER!!! "
" Forever? " a grin suddenly appeared on Vegeta's face.
" "MAYBE" forever. " Goku injected.
" Onna's gone FOREVER.... " Vegeta beamed, leaning into the hug only to stop and yelp once he realized what he was
doing, " Echhhhhh... " he shuddered, then shook it off, " Wow, that happened a lot faster than I thought it would. But
knowing Onna if she IS still alive she's probably trying with all her might to find some way of getting back here. " Vegeta
muttered, then turned brightly to Goku, " BUT, until and if that moment arrives, this means that our dear friend Kakarrotto
has an extra spot open in his hotel room! Now I wonder WHO we could get to occupy Onna's space. " he said in mock-innocence.
" Oh Veggie... "
Vegeta froze as Goku suddenly appeared only 3 inches infront of him staring at him w/big sparkily eyes, tears still
dripping down his cheeks, " Ah, you're a little, uh, t--too close there, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta laughed nervously, his cheeks
turning bright red.
" I would be honored if my little Veggie were to take Chi-chan's bunk spot until she returns so I would have somebody
to play with. " Goku grabbed the little ouji's hands tightly.
Vegeta twitched, " Uh, Kakarrotto, that's, umm, nice of you. " he tried to yank his hands out of the iron grip, " But
you know what would be even nicer? "
" What Veggie? " the larger saiyajin said in a whisper.
" First--I'd like you to move far enough away from me so that I can't feel your breath on my neck. " Vegeta squeaked
out.
" K' little Veggie! " Goku chirped.
Vegeta pulled a double-take to see the larger saiyajin was indeed now standing about 12 feet away from him, his
expression back to it's cheerful self.
" Now I would like you to get the kaka-germs out of my ears before they take over my brain. " Vegeta instructed.
" Oh! I can do that! " Goku nodded happily, then grabbed Vegeta by the arm, " Back to the hotel where I will have all
the light I need to see inside little Veggie's little head! " he grinned, then teleported out of sight along with the ouji.
Vejitto and Gogeta shrugged, then cheerfully followed them through teleportation as well.
" Man, I wish it'd stop raining soon. I hope Kaasan and Toussan are oh-kay. " Gohan sighed as he leaned against the
wall of the doorway to one of the boardwalk's arcade where he and Goten had taken refuge from the rain, " What a freak-storm,
it came out of nowhere! " he exclaimed, " But we've been here long enough and it seems to be letting up. Goten I think we
should make a run for it back to the hotel. " he looked to his left to see Goten grinning up at him and covered in pizza
sauce.
" Hi Gohan! " he grinned, " Me & Parisu-chan had a food-fight! "
Gohan sweatdropped to see a little girl with her brown hair up in a ponytail, a yellow t-shirt, and navy jeans also
covered in pizza sauce.
" Hi Mr. Gohan! " she chirped.
" Goten what are you DOING?! You can't just kidnap other little kids out of the store like that!! " Gohan exclaimed.
" But she's fun and she's almost as good Trunks at food-fights and can we keep her! " Goten bounced up and down
happily.
" Wow your big brother IS tall, Goten! " Parisu said in surprise, then held something out, " Pizza? "
" Ohhhh, I wish mom were here. " Gohan groaned, " Um, Parisu, do you know where your mommy and daddy are? " he asked.
" Right over there. " she pointed to the other side of the room where a couple were shaking out their umbrella.
" Good, now you just go back over to your parents oh-kay? " Gohan said, motioning her to leave, " Goten we've got to
go. I can sense Toussan's ki again and he's heading back to the hotel but Kaasan's ki isn't! " he paled at the end of
his sentence, then smiled down at Goten, " Now say goodbye to your friend. "
Goten's bottom lip wobbled sadly, he turned to her, " Maybe not today, and maybe not tommorow, and maybe not the day
that's after tommorow, or Wednesday, but someday I'll see you again and we'll play more arcade games and have a food-fight
with more foods than just pizza. "
" Like ice-cream! " Parisu chirped.
" Yeah! I like ice-cream! " Goten chirped back, " Byebye! " he ran off.
" GOTEN! WAIT UP! " Gohan called out, running after him.
" Bye! " Parisu waved.
" PARISU! WHAT IS ALL OVER YOUR NEW CLOTHES, YOUNG LADY! " a voice gasped from behind her. Parisu grinned up at her
parents cheesily.
" Hi Okaasan!....Otoussan. "
" WOW VEGGIE LOOK AT 'UM ALL! " Goku gasped in awe as he shown the flashlight into Vegeta's ear. The two saiyajins
were seated on Goku and Chi-Chi's bed in the hotel room while Gogeta and Vejitto sat on the floor and watched them curiously,
" Your brain's practically a kaka-germ hotel! "
" OHHHHHhhhhh... " Vegeta shuddered.
" Looks like they like it in there too, hey! Some of 'um are snuggling themselves into the creases in your brain!
How KAWAII!! " Goku awwed at the little creatures.
" IT'S NOT KAWAII IT'S CALLED BRAINWASHING YOU BAKA NOW GET THEM OUT BEFORE THEY PERFORM THEIR EVIL DEED!! " Vegeta
wailed, slapping his head from the opposite side.
" Oh-kay! " Goku chirped, " Hey little germies, it's me, Kakarrotto. " he said warmly to them. Vegeta shifted
uneasily, feeling his face heat up.
" Hi Kakarrotto-sama! " they all squealed in their tiny voices and bowed down before him.
" Say! Why don't you all be good little germies and get out of Veggie's brain and I'll give you a *special treat*? "
the larger saiyajin said warmly.
" Please, stop breathing in my ear, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta twitched, his face bright red.
" I have to if the I want my germies to hear me. " Goku replied, blinking.
" WELL IT'S TOO INTIMATE ALRIGHT! " Vegeta snapped, " Just, just back-up and talk louder! " he sputtered.
" Oh-kay. " Goku backed up a bit, " WHAT DO YOU SAY, LITTLE GERMIES? YOU WANNA LEAVE VEGGIE? "
" No! " they all shouted.
" ...YOU GONNA LEAVE VEGGIE? "
" No! "
" NO?! " Vegeta yelled in rage, " WHADDA YOU MEAN NO! YOU MOVE INTO MY HEAD AND WHEN YOUR HEAD KAKA-GERM ORDERS YOU
TO LEAVE MY BODY YOU DECLINE! WHAT KIND OF CREATURES ARE YOU!!! "
" Ones that luv Veggie! " one of the kaka-germs chirped.
Vegeta shuddered again, then glared at Goku and grabbed him by the collar, " KAKARROTTO YOU GET THEM OUT! YOU GET
THEM OUT RIGHT NOW BEFORE THEY TURN MY MIND INTO A BALL OF ROMANTIC MUSH LIKE THEY DID TO MY ALTERNATE FUTURE COUNTERPART! I
REFUSE TO SUCCUMB TO YOUR DISGUSTING LITTLE RED GLOBS I CALL KAKA-GERMS NOW YOU ORDER THEM OUT OF MY HEAD RIGHT NOW OR I'LL,
I'LL, I'LL---HURT YOU! "
" *GASP*! " all the kaka-germs gasped at once.
" Ah, we have a reaction! " Vegeta smirked, " THAT'S RIGHT! UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO HURT KAKARROTTO YOU BETTER LEAVE
MY BRAIN AND HEAD BACK TO HIS BODY RIGHT NOW!! " he boasted, " CUZ I'LL DO IT! I'LL HURT KAKARROTTO! I'LL----I'll--- "
the little ouji's eyes glazed over and his body started glowing bright red, " I'll-- " he looked up at Goku oddly, then
grabbed and squeezed the larger saiyajin tightly against him, " --hold you forever you *wonderful* peasant you. " Vegeta
sighed dreamily, nuzzling the larger saiyajin.
" Oh my.... " Goku gasped, his cheeks now bright pink.
Vejitto and Gogeta sweatdropped, each lamely held up a sign. Vejitto's was a large arrow pointing to Vegeta's head
and Gogeta's was a picture of a kaka-germ which he held up on the other side of Vegeta's head.
" Hm? " Goku blinked, " OH! Hey little kaka-germs you should get out of Veggie before you do any perm-ma-nent damage
to his lil Veggie-brain cuz he only has one oh-kay? " he tried to sound repremanding.
" Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... " all the kaka-germs were purring a mile a minute and roling around all over the
space inside Vegeta's head while leaving a sweet gushy liquid back in their path, " Vehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-gee! "
" OOH! " Goku stuck his finger inside Vegeta's ear and tried to swipe the kaka-germs out with it as a q-tip, " You
get out of Veggie's head right now! "
The kaka-germs near the finger yelped and ran across the side of Vegeta's head only to be suddenly greeted on the
other side by a rush of cold water. The majority of the kaka-germs melted on-site while the ones hiding inside Vegeta's brain
waited until the coast was clear, then suddenly bloated up to 20 times their normal size and started spewing out more baby
kaka-germs.
" Well, that should do it! " Vejitto happily dusted his hands off as he put his squirt-gun away, " Toussan tilt
mommy's head to the right. "
Goku did so, causing water and red goo to fall out of Vegeta's head and onto the floor.
" Eew. " Gogeta stuck his tongue out at the concoction.
Goku took his finger out of Vegeta's left ear and turned to the now semi-dazed-and-confused saiyajin no ouji,
" Little Veggie feelin any better now? "
" Who-wha? " Vegeta wobbled backward a little bit in confusion, then shook his head clear, " Are they gone? "
" Yup! I plugged one ear while Ji-chan flooded them with a squirt-gun into your other ear! " Goku chirped.
" And he got 'um all? " Vegeta still looked a little wary.
" I think so! " Goku replied.
Vegeta paled, " WHADDA YOU MEAN YOU THINK SO!! THERE COULD STILL BE DOZENS OF THEM IN THERE WANDERING THE VAST
CAVERNS OF MY SUPER-INTELLEGENT AND CALCULATING MASTERMIND AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS I THINK SO--oh my God you're beautiful... "
he wandered back into a daze. Goku's face turned bright pink again.
The fusions pumped their squirt-guns again on the sidelines, then aimed and squirted a huge burst of water into both
ears at the same time.
" WAHHHHHHHHHH!!! " Vegeta screamed in shock as the redness suddenly faded again. He twitched while globs of
now-red-tinted water flushed out either side of the ouji's ears, " Was...THAT all of them? " he squeaked out.
" If it wasn't I'm sure we'll know by the end of the day. " Gogeta grinned as he went back to refill his squirt-gun
along with Vejitto.
" Veh--Veggie oh-kay now? " Goku asked, worried as he started to rub either of the ouji's shouders.
" Ah, I'm fine. Really. " Vegeta looked around uneasily, " Of course I'm also starting to understand my alternate
future self's predicament and that it's not completely his fault he may have crowned you his offical oujo. "
" What is wrong with me being little Veggie's oujo? " Goku pouted.
" THERE'S PLENTY WRONG WITH IT! " Vegeta snapped, then froze, waiting for the kaka-germs to pull whatever strings
in his brain that they had before. He sighed with relief when nothing happened, " Those baka kaka-germs! You know what they
can do to you once they're in your head, Kakarrotto?! THEY CLOUD YOUR BRAIN ENTIRELY! You--you can't think straight! Your
entire mind gets, gets clouded with all these warm mushy romantic thoughts AND IT'S TERRIFYING!!!! " he shook Goku back and
forth by the arms several times, then let go, " I'm going to have to call Bulma later on and see what she's found out,
muh--maybe she has a cure for this or something? "
" ...Veggie? "
" WHAT, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta groaned, tired.
" Does little Veggie really think I'm ~*beautiful*~? " Goku grinned son-style while tilting his head.
Vegeta rolled his eyes, " You big baka that was the kaka-germs talking, not me! "
" ...oh. " Goku frowned sadly, " I understand. " he pouted for a moment, then looked back to Vegeta, " Am I still
*cute*! "
Vegeta sighed, " H--hai Kakarrotto, you're still unbearably "cute". "
" WHEE! " Goku cheered, then grabbed Vegeta by the wrist, " Come little Veggie who is soon to be my companion! Let's
go make ourselves some yummy snacks! "
" WHOA! " Vegeta stopped Goku by yanking tightly back on the back of his gi, " No "companion", we're not using
"companion"!!! "
" Partner? "
" NO! "
" Mmm...special friend? "
" NO! "
" Sidekick? "
" WAHHH! " Vegeta fell over, " YOU BAKA! IF EITHER OF US WERE TO BE THE OTHER'S SIDEKICK YOU'D BE MINE!!! "
" Veggie says I'm "his"? " the larger saiyajin stared at him w/big sparkily eyes.
" WAHHHHHH!! IDIDNTMEANITHTATWAY!!! " Vegeta frantically waved his arms in the air, " Listen, if you want an
additional word for me just use "my ouji" like any peasant being so polite as to let their ruler stay with them in a hotel
room would be. "
" Oh-kay! " Goku chirped, " But if I call Veggie my ouji then Veggie has to call me his oujo! "
" ... " Vegeta twitched, feeling visibly sick to his stomach.
" Are you oh-kay, "my ouji"? " Goku tilted his head.
" NO TITLES!! " Vegeta snapped, " FORGET IT! Additional titles would prove only stupid and useless just call me what
you normally call me and I'll do the same for you! " he explained.
" Oh-kay little Veggie! " Goku saluted him, then headed into the kitchen.
" Hai, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta sighed, following him.
A little kaka-germ peeked out of Vegeta's ear and giggled, " Heeheehee! "
" There! " Chi-Chi smiled determindly as she gazed upon her work. She had somehow gathered enough coconuts and rocks
to spell out giant letters that read "SAVE ME" when read from above, " With how busy it is around here with tourists,
somebody SHOULD come around here within the hour, see my message, and pick me up! Perfect! " she beamed, " Go-chan will be
so proud of me once I get back! He'll say something like "Oh Chi-chan you are so smart I thought I'd never see you again but
here you are and I love you so much let's go someplace romantic and private where that evil little ouji can never find us and
fall in love all over again!" haha, yeah! " Chi-Chi patted one of the rocks and sat down on the sand. She looked up and
watched for any incoming planes.
Two hours later...
" I'M GOING TO DIE!!! " Chi-Chi wailed, she leaned foward and huffed only to have her elbow bump something. She
blinked, then reached into her pants pocket and pulled out her cellphone, " AHHHHHHHHH!! " she squealed with joy, then looked
upward, " OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! " she sat down infront of her "Save me" aerial sign and started punching in the
number to the hotel room.
" *bring* *bring* *bring*. "
" Please Goku, please pickup! Please be back there so you can pickup the phone and come save me!! " Chi-Chi pleaded
to herself.
" Hello? " a voice said on the other line.
" Goku? " Chi-Chi bit her lip, the voice just a little bit deeper than Goku's.
" HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT? ONNA'S ALIVE! " Gogeta cheered happily.
" Ouji-spawn. " Chi-Chi muttered, " Ah, so! Wait, which one are you again? " she asked, trying to be pleasant.
" I'm Gogeta. " he replied, slightly saddened, " Would'a thought even you would recognize our voices. Mine's deeper
than Kaasan's and Jitto's is higher than Toussan's. "
" Well, could you put your ka--to--can you please put Goku on the phone. " Chi-Chi said as nervous sweat dripped down
her face.
" I dunno, he looks kinda busy. " Gogeta looked over his shoulder.
" MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm, oh ~*VEGGIE*~ it's so ~*YUMMY*~!!! " Goku squealed in the background. Chi-Chi paled.
" GOKUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! " she screamed as loud as possible into the phone. Gogeta whinced, rubbing his ears.
" Chi-chan? " Goku blinked while in the middle of drinking one of Vegeta's smoothies.
" HEY! It's not very nice to yell in other people's ears like that Onna! " Gogeta snapped.
" WELL HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GET GOKU'S ATTENTION AND WHAT IS THAT OUJI DOING TO YOU IN THERE GOKU!! " Chi-Chi
exclaimed, " WHY ARE YOU "MMM"ING IN THAT TONE OF VOICE!! "
" I don't have to listen to you yellin my ears like that you know! " Gogeta pouted stubbornly.
" OH YEAH? WELL I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU EITHER YOU EVIL LITTLE DEMI-OUJ------*beeeeeeee*. "
A look of pure confusion covered Gogeta's face as his brain tried to make sense of what had just happened without
sending several brain cells into flames, " Ah, Onna? "
" *beeeeeeeeeeeee* "
Gogeta shrugged, then hung up the phone.
" Hey Goggie? Who was that? " Goku blinked, confused. Gogeta folded his arms in a stubborn Vegeta's manner with a
pouty Goku-ish look on his face.
" Nobody important. " the fusion hmmphed and waddled over to the fridge to get something to eat.
" ...what, just happened? " Chi-Chi stared at her phone in shock only to nearly have a heart-attack, " "Low Battery".
LOW BATTERY!? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!! " she wailed, " THAT STUPID DEMI-OUJI! WHEN I GET BACK TO THAT ISLAND I'M GOING TO
MAKE HIM AND HIS STUPID DEMI-OUJI BROTHER AND THE OUJI HIMSELF ALL PAY FOR THIS!! " she wailed, " How can it GET any worse! "
" *FWOoooooooooooooooooooooo--* " a sound came from above. Chi-Chi paled and jumped out of the way on instinct just
intime for a large crate to fall down and squash her cell-phone into a million little pieces in the process.
" ... " Chi-Chi's jaw dropped open, " ...WHY!!! " she screamed at the top of her lungs, then noticed something flying
overhead, " A plane. A PLANE! Haha! They must've seen me and dropped this package! I, I bet there's a boat in here or
something! " she dashed over to the crate and opened it to reveal dozens of boxes. Chi-Chi ripped open the first one to
expose it was full of, " ...canned food. " she said flatly, holding up cans varying from meat products to fruit and
vegetables, " HOW AM I GOING TO OPEN CANNED FOOD ON AN ISLAND WITH NO CAN-OPENER! USELESS! " she tossed the box aside and
opened the next one which was full of, " Electronic equipment. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " PLUG-operated, electronic equipment.
" she twitched at the box full of tv's and radios, followed by the box containing two living room sofas, bird-food,
lightbulbs, fertilizer, rubber-bands, two-week-old donuts, " Who DROPPED this stuff anyway! NONE OF THIS CAN GET ME OFF THIS
STUPID ISLAND!! " she shook her fists in the air, then spied one of the lasts boxes which was full of, " ...cell-phones.
Hundreds and hundreds of, cell-phones. " a smile appeared on her face, " I'M SAVED!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! " Chi-Chi laughed
with victory. She snatched one of the cell-phones out of the box and turned it on, " Come on, come on come on come on! LOAD
ALREADY!! "
" *beep*! Welcome to T-Mobile, please insert SIM-card. " the phone said.
Chi-Chi blinked, " "SIM", SIM?! " she looked around and temporarily spied her own broken phone parts, then went
searching through the box, which was filled with nothing but the phones themselves, " There's, no SIM cards, it's all phones!
WHAT THE HECK IS A SIM CARD ANYWAY!!! " she shouted, then angrily chucked the phone at the sandy floor and screamed up into
the sky, " WHY!!! WHY MUST YOU MOCK ME SO!!!!!!! "
" Mmm! Smoothie! " Gogeta sighed happily as he slurped on one of the smoothes Vegeta had made.
" Hey Goggie, I think something's wrong with Mommy. " Vejitto said, slightly worried. Gogeta glanced across the room
to where a dazed Vegeta was tilting Goku's smoothie glass while the larger saiyajin contently drank it with a bib on.
" Ooh, that is wrong. " Gogeta sweatdropped.
" You know what this means, don't you? " Vejitto gulped. Gogeta looked confused and shook his head, " It MEANS that
there are STILL some kaka-germs in his HEAD!! "
" WAHHH! AFTER THAT GIANT WATER-ATTACK OF OURS?! " Gogeta gawked, " You gotta be kidding! "
" Shh! " Vejitto tried to quiet him down, " Just look at Mommy's eyes! They're all glazed over and they got some
weird swirly gray thing goin on in his pupils. " he whispered.
" Maybe we should fill up the sink and hold Toussan's head under water. " Gogeta contimplated.
" Veggie can you get me some more yummy smoothies please? " Goku grinned widely.
" Hai, Kakarrotto-sama. " the little ouji waddled over to the counter and re-filled Goku's glass in a daze.
" Oh-kay, listen. As soon as he turns around after filling that, we grab him and dunk his head in the sink! " Vejitto
planned while Gogeta filled up the sink in the kitchen with cold water.
" But what if that STILL doesn't get them all out? Or what if they're really rooted into Toussan's head this time and
took over his brain and we never see him AGAIN! " Gogeta's eyes watered.
" O--of COURSE we'll see him again! " Vejitto faultered a bit, " Is it full? "
" Uh-huh. "
" Alright then, on 3. 1, 2--- "
" *BUZZ*BUZZ*! "
" Hmm? " Vegeta turned around.
" KUSO!! " Vejitto stomped his foot, " Stupid doorbell! " he dashed into the other room quickly opened the door,
" We don't want any! " he shut it again only to pause and re-open it.
" Ah, Vejitto? " Gohan sweatdropped.
" Hi Gohan! " the fusion said happily.
" What are you and Gogeta doing back at our room. " Gohan looked confused.
" Vejitto-kun look at this! " Goten said happily as he held his arm up and snapped a thin yellow hair-squngie on his
wrist, " Parisu-chan let me keep it! " he grinned.
Vejitto cocked an eyebrow.
" Goten's got a 'girlfriend'. " Gohan sweatdropped again.
" Wow.....isn't Goten only 7 years-- "
" --I use the term loosely because they only just met an hour ago and she left for home with her parents who are sort
of peeved at her for getting dirty because she and Goten had a food fight and he only uses the term because he was comparing
it to Videl and I on the way back here. " Gohan explained wringing out the ends of his shirt.
" ...oh. " Vejitto got a look of Goku-ish confusion on his face.
" So? Ah, what are you guys doing in here? "
" Oh! That! Well, umm, Goggie? " Vejitto offered. The younger fusion quickly waved his hands back and forth in a
panic and shook his head no, " Ohhh. " Vejitto turned back to Gohan, " Well, you see, your parents went out to look for you
at the beach. And, uh, only one of them came back. "
Gohan's eyeballs nearly shot out of his head.
" Smoothie? " Gogeta cheerfully offered, holding up a fresh glass of it.
" It's mom, isn't it? " Gohan said in a faraway voice, then grabbed Gogeta by the collar and shook him back and forth
, " YOU KILLED MOM!!! "
" WAH-AH-AH-AH!! " Gogeta yelped, " You're, making, me, spill, the, smoothie! "
" WHERE'S MY MOM!!! " Gohan exclaimed, letting go.
" Wow, how did you even KNOW it was Onna who didn't come back? " Gogeta looked mildly impressed as he grabbed a
nearby rug and covered the smoothie stains on the floor with it.
" Well, you're here, Vejitto's here, I KNOW Vegeta's hear because he's the only one other than mom who knows how to
make SMOOTHIES, and because if it WERE mom who was here, then none of you three would be because she would've kicked you out
by now. " Gohan deduced.
" Oooh, wow you'd make a great detective Gohan! " Gogeta clapped cheerfully for him.
" So where is she? "
" Umm, we, don't know; exactly. " Vejitto grinned cheesily.
" WHAT?! " Gohan nearly fell over.
" Mommy lost her in the storm and the winds and, and nature was too strong for any of us to really sense one another
and her ki is a lot harder to sense since she's not nearly as powerful as we are so---we have no idea. " Vejitto sighed,
" The wind could have blown her across to the other side of the beach, or off into the street, or out off across the ocean to
an uninhabited island that's not even on national weather maps so we wouldn't know it exists, or maybe she's waiting down for
you in the lobby because she decided to come back here, who knows, really? " Vejitto rubbed his chin as if in deep thought.
" You lost my mom, and didn't bother to look for her, but instead came back here, and made smoothies. " Gohan said
flatly.
" Well.... " Vejitto trailed off.
" UGH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! " Gohan groaned, " Kaasan could be in REAL DANGER right now! Doesn't that matter to ANY
of you. "
" No. Not really. " Gogeta shrugged.
" Eh. " Vejitto waved his hand as if undecided.
" UGH! " Gohan slapped himself on the forehead.
" If it'll make you feel any better, she did call here. " Gogeta said, slurping the drink.
" WHAT?! She did? " Gohan blinked, hopeful, " Then she's not dead! "
" Yet. " Gogeta whistled in a low tone, feeling only a tiny bit of remorse for wherever Chi-Chi had called him from.
" Where, where is she? "
" I dunno. " Gogeta said, " She called here earlier and I picked up the phone and she wanted to talk to Kaasan but
then she started yelling at me and I got mad and she got mad and she hung up on me in the middle of yelling. " he pouted
stubbornly.
" Well, oh-kay. That's a start. " Gohan nodded, " I want you guys to keep the line open here. I'm gonna go call from
down in the lobby and see if our phone service can trace the call back to where Kaasan made it from. You coming Goten? " he
asked.
" Can we call Trunks after that Gohan? Cuz I wanna tell him all about the giant storm and my food-fight and Parisu's
hair-thingy! " Goten said excitedly as he followed Gohan back down the hall.
" Oh! Make sure to tell Toussan where I'm going alright guys? " Gohan called out to the fusions as he ran down the
hall towards the stairs.
" Alright! " Vejitto said cheerfully.
" Buh-bye! " Gogeta waved just as cheerfully as they slammed the door with their backs to it and a look of panic
re-appeared on their faces, " Oh man! Oh MAN! What're we gonna do! Onna's as good as back here and Toussan's brain is still
full'a kaka-germs and he's getting even worse and we have to DO SOMETHING TO FREE HIM!! "
" Uh...uhhh... " Vejitto looked back and forth nervously, " AH-HA! " he snapped his fingers suddenly and grinned at
his brother, " We'll call Bulma! "
" Wha? "
" Bulma! Remember! Mommy said that she was working on something to stop the kaka-germs and get rid of them for good!
All we have to do is call her and tell her what happened to him! " Vejitto beamed.
" Couldn't, we just teleport there and tell her what happened? " Gogeta sweatdropped.
" Goggie, if we do that then they'll be no one here to watch Mommy! And I don't know about you, but I'd rather not
split up on this one. It's gonna take both of us to hold him back if his brain starts going haywire. " Vejitto nodded in a
Vegeta-ish way, then grabbed the phone and speed-dialed Bulma's lab, " PLEASE, pickup. "
" Mmmm, hahaha~... " an almost drunken giggle escaped as Vegeta entered the room now wearing a little blue gi and
carrying a giggling, extremely content Goku wearing the saiyajin oujo costume, in his arms.
" Veggie's gonna take the oujo crown out of his cabinet and crown me his *OUJO*, Goggie and Ji-chan! " Goku
practically squealed, his face bright pink.
" Wah-haha. " a big goofy un-Vegeta-like smile appeared on the ouji's face.
Both fusions turned a pale green.
Vejitto looked back at the phone with anxiety, the handle still ringing, " PICKUPPICKUPPICKUPPICKUP!!!!! "
" Huh. Very strange. Very strange indeed. " Bulma murmured to herself.
" Hey Kaasan? What are you doing? " Mirai said as he put down the tall load of heavy boxes he was carrying down to
the lab.
" I'm trying to find a way to get rid of Vegeta's "kaka-germs". " she said while still staring at the screen, " Mirai
will you come here for a minute? "
" Hm? Sure. " he walked over to her, " Now this pink mound on the screen is a magnified sample of a tiny piece of
Vegeta's brain tissue. On the other screen is another piece of the same size and weight, however, I've exposed the second
sample to some of the kaka-germs via some of Vegeta's dirty clothes from the laundry room. " she hit a button which magnified
it enough for the germs' figures to be seen plopped down all over the tissue with content little looks on their faces.
" Well, they look happy. " Mirai sweatdropped.
" That's just it. Normally they're all squirming around everywhere, and that's exactly what they were doing yesterday
, but today they're just, sitting there. " she scratched her head.
" Maybe their lifespan just isn't that long. " Mirai shrugged.
" Hai...or MAYBE-- " Bulma observed them closer, " Maybe there's a reason they all picked those particular spots.
Maybe they each target a section of the brain tissue and-- " she paused as each and every kaka-germ began to glow light pink
in unison, " Ah--ah--Mirai watch the monitor while I type this in! " Bulma instructed as she quickly started up a scan on the
germs's composition. The kaka-germs bloated up as if they were about to reproduce again only to start...melting?
" Wh--what are they doing? " Mirai blinked.
" WHA! " Bulma gawked as she continued re-issuing the scan back and forth, " The tissue's genetic structure is
changing! The kaka-germs, they're, they're ASSIMILATING into the tissue! " she gasped and looked up at the monitor to see the
tissue was now a poofy mushy pink color, the wrinkles of the tissue now the exact same shade of red as the kaka-germs, who
had completely disappeared from the screen yet were still detected, were, " ... " Bulma felt her throat go dry, " M--Mirai? "
" They just MELTED right into it and the whole thing turned pink. " Mirai folded his arms, " That's, a little
creepy. "
" IT'S MORE THAN JUST CREEPY! " Bulma grabbed him by the shirt, " MIRAI DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! IT MEANS VEGETA
WAS RIGHT!! "
" ... " a cloud of doom settled upon the both of them.
" Oh my God the world must be ENDING! " Mirai stared at her in horror.
" If what just happened, really happened, " she rewound the tape containing the live footage of the tissue she had
just been examining, " Then that means all this time that Vegeta was RIGHT about the kaka-germs! 75 stories and I just went
along with it while he kept blabbing on and on about how the kaka-germs were some sort of kaka-disease and I just assumed he
was being paranoid about his emotions and about Goku but he was RIGHT! Mirai if they were to get into one of Vegeta's vital
organs--his heart, his brain, his stomach--then he's in a lot of danger. "
" *RING*!! "
" Hello? " Mirai picked up the phone.
" Of course, that would explain why Vegeta's mind was slowly warping like that, the kaka-germs were acting like drugs
and slowly changing him to bend to their own will and the only reason he's survived them for so long was because he was so
creeped out by them that he just washed himself a lot! " Bulma prattled on to herself.
" Oh.....really..? " Mirai choked out in shock.
Bulma glanced over at him, " Who is it? "
" V--jitto. " Mirai tried to calm down, " He, umm, Toussan and, ah, please sit down so when I tell you this if you
scream at least I'll have a head start to run out of the room while you're getting up. "
Bulma looked at him uneasily and sat down.
Mirai took a deep breath and held the mouthpiece of the phone, " Vejitto says, that Toussan has a village of at least
20 ever-reproducing and very-persistant-even-to-water kaka-germs, in his..brain. " the demi-saiyajin cringed, awaiting the
result.
" .....in his....brain? " Bulma squeaked out. Mirai nodded, looking away.
" Toussan's, umm, very under the influence of them at the moment and Vejitto and Gogeta are trying to delay him
before he does that one little thing that we all know he'd really REALLY regret doing, no matter what state of mind. " Mirai
said uneasily.
" ... "
" He's going to try and crown Goku-san as his oujo. "
" ! " Bulma froze in place, " Vegeta.......VEGEEEEEEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! " she wailed, " WE HAVE TO STOP HIM
BEFORE HE GOES THROUGH WITH IT! " she lept to her face in a frenzied panic, " MIRAI WE HAVE TO GET HIM BACK INTO HIS RIGHT
MIND BEFORE THOSE GERMS ASSIMILATE WITH HIS BRAIN AND HE'S PERMANENTLY TRAPPED LIKE THIS FOREVER!! " she dashed around the
room, gathering supplies.
" But, what about the "oujo" thing? " Mirai blinked.
" WHO GIVES A CRAP ABOUT THAT STUPID "OUJO" THING! UNLESS WE GET TO VEGETA INTIME TO STOP THOSE GERMS WE'LL LOSE HIM
FOREVER!! " Bulma exclaimed, " We can't LOSE him, I love him. " she said quietly.
" Hey mom what's for lunch? " Trunks happily walked down the stairs.
" TRUNKS CATCH! " Bulma tossed a backpack full of capsulized supplies to him.
" Uh-- " the chibi blinked, confused.
" Trunks you carry those, Mirai, you're going to fly me to that island so we can save Vegeta's brain before those
kaka-germs get to it first! " Bulma instructed.
" But--but wouldn't you rather use a plane or some-- "
" --you guys fly faster than any of my machines and you know it! " Bulma poked him in the chest, " Go ssj1, SSJ2 if
you HAVE to! Anything it takes to get there! "
" But, how will you hold on if I'm flying at ssj2?! " Mirai face-faulted.
" I'll just hold on really tight then. I've flown a long time ago with Yamcha before and even Gohan and I can
certainly hold onto you just as well. " Bulma nodded, grabbing onto Mirai from behind, " And one of these days you guys are
going to teach ME how to fly! Videl can fly, Juuhachigou can fly, even Chi-Chi can, well, sort of fly. " Bulma rattled off,
" And I want to know how too--but not now! NOW we have to go save your father. NOW GO! "
" Hai! " Mirai nodded and burst into ssj2, then flew up off the stairs, turned the hallway to the living-room and
headed for the open living room door.
" Hey! " Trunks flew after them, following, " WHAT ABOUT MY LUNCH! "
" YOU CAN EAT WHEN WE GET THERE! " Bulma shouted.
" HEY! " another voice shouted as the trio froze just a foot out of the front door, " Where do you think YOU'RE
going! "
The group turned around to see Bura staring at them with her arms folded stubbornly.
" Bura sweetie we don't have time to explain. " Bulma laughed nervously, " Vegeta's in trouble. "
" Where IS Toussan anyway! And where's Kakarroujo! I haven't seen EITHER of them all week--and Toussan LIVES HERE! "
" We don't have time for Bura now, Kaasan, besides she's the last person we need on THIS misson. " Mirai said to
Bulma.
" I HEARD THAT MR. TIME-TRAVELING SOUL-MATES-DON'T-EXIST! " Bura huffed.
" THEY'RE NOT SOULMATES, BURA!! " Mirai snapped, " THEY'RE, well, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE! "
" MIRAI! GO! " Bulma wapped him across the back of the head.
" Hai-Kaasan! Sorry! " Mirai nodded quickly, then blasted off.
" Where are they GOING! " Bura pouted while chibi Trunks smirked at her.
" Somewhere you can't! " he said in a sing-song voice, then blasted off after them.
" OOH! TORUNKUSU I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT!! " Bura ranted as she swung her arms in the air only to have one of them
suddenly feel like it was being grabbed. Bura looked up to see Bunni smiling at her.
" Hello there B-chan dear will you help your grandmother in her garden for a bit, please? " Bunni smiled.
Bura groaned, then sighed and followed her out to the backyard.
" Yes grandma. "
" Ah, haha, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! " Chi-Chi laughed manically. She had just opened the final box and was
grinning with glee at it, " An inflatable RAFT! I'm SAVED! " she beamed as she hopped up and down excitedly. Chi-Chi tore
open the box and read the instructions, " Inflate raft to full capacity, two paddles included. HOORAY! "
3 hours and half a million puffs of breath later...
" Hoo...hoo....hoo.. " Chi-Chi leaned against the now completely-inflated yellowish-orange raft, exhausted and out of
breath, " I wish I had had an air pump. " she said tiredly.
" *BUM*!! " a box fell down from the sky approximately two feet infront of her. The walls fell down to expose a brand
new air-pump.
" ...I wish I had had that air pump THREE HOURS AGO!!! " she shook her fists in the air, then twitched and sighed,
" Well, no matter. My raft is inflated and now I'm going back to the hotel to see my Go-chan and kick the Ouji's evil rump
right back into deep space. Hai. " Chi-Chi tried to sound calm and pleasant, " GoodBYE evil conniving island! " she waved
cheerfully as she hopped into the raft and paddled off. Chi-Chi finally relaxed when she was far enough out to see that she
could no longer see the island; unfortunately, she couldn't see the shore of anything from where she was, " That's alright
though. I live on a mountain. I trust in mother nature. I believe the winds of the earth shall carefully sail me back home. "
Chi-Chi nodded thoughtfully as she leaned back in her raft.
" *CAW*!! "
Chi-Chi blinked, then sat up and shrieked to see a seagull hovering just over the edge of her raft, " HEY! NO NO NO!
SHOO SHOO!! " she tried to knock it away only to turn a pale green as the bird landed on the edge of the raft, it's claws
digging deeper and deeper into the wall, " Ehhhh... " Chi-Chi whimpered, then whipped out her bazooka, " GET AWAY!! " she
blasted at the bird, who took off in a frenzy and in doing so ripped a giant hole in that particular end of Chi-Chi's raft,
" Oh no... " she gulped, then let out an ear-piercing scream as the raft hurtled backward towards another gigantic storm.
Chi-Chi clung to the remaining part of the raft in terror, " WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--- "
" Ohhhhhh... " Chi-Chi blinked slowly, getting up in slight pain. She sat up and looked around to see she was on a
beach, " Haha, I DID IT! I MADE IT! WOO-HOO! " she cheered, spinning around and doing a little dance, " I'M FREE! I'M FREE!
I'M-- " she froze in the middle of a step to see a very familiar pile of ripped boxes and random items, " --back on the same
island I started on.... " her shoulders slumped in horror. Chi-Chi shook her fists in the air with rage, " CURSE YOU MOTHER
NATUREEEEEEEEEE!!!!.................AND DEATH TO ALL SEAGULLS!!!!! "
" MMMMMmmmm, yummyyummy! " Goku squealed with glee as Vegeta plopped another cupcake into the larger saiyajin's
mouth, " Veggiesonice to me in my time of need! " he clasped his hands together.
" Hai Kakarrotto-sama. " the little ouji nodded politely, then hopped off the side of the bed and went to bake some
more goodies for Goku to eat.
" WOW! Veggie is being so nice and sweet to me lately that I could just grab him and hug him FOREVER!! " Goku
exclaimed with tears of joy running down his cheeks.
" That is because of the kaka-germs in his brain. " Gogeta sniffled sadly.
" Hm? " Goku blinked, " But, we all got rid of the ones in Veggie's head, didn't we? "
" Ice cream, for Kakarrotto-sama. "
Goku looked to his right to see Vegeta standing next to the bed holding a plate containing a bowl of a fancy-looking
ice-cream sundae, " HOORAY! " he cheered, then grabbed and gulped down the treat in seconds. Goku placed the bowl back on the
plate and Vegeta waddled back out of the room to make more food, " Now what were you saying Goggie? "
Gogeta sweatdropped, " Nevermind. "
" Goggie! How's Mommy doing? " Vejitto ran back into the room after calling Bulma's.
" Nothing too embarassing or harmful to our immediate future; he's baking pastries for Kaasan to eat. " Gogeta
replied.
" Oh Ka-ka-rrot-toooo~ "
Goku and the fusions looked towards the direction the voice had come from. Vegeta was grinning and leaning against
the kitchen doorway swinging the saiyajin oujo crown around his pointer finger like a hula-hoop.
" *GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSP*! " Goku gasped with anticipation as his eyes widened to take up his entire
head. Vejitto and Gogeta nervously backed away.
" MOMMYYYYY!! KAKA-GERMS! STOP NOW!! " Vejitto panicked, then grabbed a bucket of water and splashed it at Vegeta
from the side only to pale in horror that the bright red glow on the little ouji's face hadn't slowed down one bit, " Oh NO!
MOM-MEEEEE!! "
" DON'T LEAVE US TOUSSAN!! " Gogeta wailed, glomping onto Vegeta only to yelp and let go at the heat the redness was
giving off, " Owwww...I think I burned my hands. " he whimpered as he looked at his now-singed fingers.
" MOMMY!! " Vejitto lept infront of Vegeta on his path to the bed, " Listen to me! You DON'T want to crown Toussan as
your oujo! You've told us that so many times before how can you just let the kaka-germs take control of you like that! If you
want to crown Toussan on your own accord then that's just fine with us but we're not letting you do it just because you're
under the influence of THOSE STUPID GERMS!!! "
" Vejitto-chan. " Vegeta smiled.
" Huh? " Vejitto blinked.
" You and Gogeta-chan should go outside and take a stroll, maybe go play a few games at the arcade in the lobby and
meet me back here in, an hour or so. " the smaller saiyajin said kindly.
" No no! We have to save your brain! " Vejitto pleaded.
" Video-games... " Gogeta trailed off, thinking about it.
" MOMMY'S MIND!! " Vejitto exclaimed to him.
" AHH! TOUSSAN'S MIND! " Gogeta gasped, remembering. Vegeta set the crown down softly on the countertop, then picked
up either fusion under each arm and plopped them outside in the hallway.
" See you in an hour, kids. " Vegeta smiled softly, then closed the door shut behind him.
" Uh...what just happened here? " Gogeta blinked, confused.
" OOH! MOMMYYYY! " Vejitto lept to his feet and grabbed the doorknob only to find it locked, " ERR! MOMMY LET US BACK
IN IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!!! DON'T LET THE KAKA-GERMS TAKE YOU AWAY ON US MOMMY!! FIGHT THEM!! " he knocked his fists against
the door a few more times.
Gogeta looked over at Vejitto with a worried expression on his face, " ...what are we gonna do now? "
" ZzzzzZZzzzz....*YAWN*!! " a little blue creature opened it's eyes and stretched it's arms and legs to help wake up.
Its long furry tail, also blue, twitched in the air. The creature yawned again and sat up with a sleepy look on it's face.
The lone Veggie-germ of the ouji's entire body had also evolved, but not in the way the kaka-germs had. Instead he had grown
the limbs and appendages that enabled him to survive treking his journeys across his vast home. He's also fashioned a
makeshift training outfit equal in appearance to that of his home; complete with little Veggie-gloves. He pulled his tank-top
and pants into place, put his boots back on, and started his usual trip to the top of the ouji's noggin only to freeze
in-place when he noticed what looked like a long red highway leading up to Vegeta's ear. The Veggie-germ tilted his head,
suspicous and confused.
" That's weird. That wasn't here before. And I don't remember building it, at least, I don't think I could've. "
Veggie-germ scratched his head. He pulled out a fairly large blue sword and defensively started his way up the road.
" Whee~! " a little squeal came from beside him. Veggie-germ blinked and turned to his left to see a kaka-germ go
sliding down the road. The Veggie-germ froze when he recognized what the squealing red blur was.
" HOLY CRAP THEY'RE BACK!! " he twitched, holding onto his sword even tigther. He burst into ssj and flew up the
road, which also happened to Vegeta's arm, " I can't believe this, those bakayaro kaka-germs trying to take over MY homeland
like that! " Veggie-germ gritted his teeth in anger, then sniffed the air and squirmed, " AND WHY HASN'T HE SHOWERED YET!! "
he snapped in Vegeta's general direction as he neared the ouji's shoulder. Veggie-germ landed and snapped his fingers.
Blue saiyajin armor and a cape appeared over his tank-top. He quietly put his sword back into the sheath on his back and
crept towards the ear. The ouji-germ poked his head around the corner and had to slap his own hand over his mouth to avoid
the loud gasp he was about to emitt.
There were kaka-germs EVERYWHERE. They had evolved also since the last time the Veggie-germ had seen them try to make
a new home on his homeland. The kaka-germs were bloated up to 10 times their regular size and there were now enough of them
to completely cover the surface of Vegeta's brain.
" ERRR, those free-loading peasant germs! If they're thinking of doing what I think they're thinking of doing then
my home is as good as dead! " Veggie-germ cursed.
" Hellooo~~~! "
" WAHHHH!! " Veggie-germ fell over, then got back up and whipped around to see 3 little baby kaka-germs smiling up at
him admiringly.
" Hello mister! " one chirped.
" You feel nice! " the second one snuggled against Veggie-germ's leg.
" Very nice! " the third one took Veggie-germ's other leg.
" Join us in our final conquest, mister Veggie-germ! " the first kaka-germ grinned in an almost evil way as he
latched on as well. Veggie-germ felt something funky happening down below his knees and glanced down to see his legs and feet
were turning red, " WAHHHHH!!! " he swung his sword down and chopped the kaka-germs in two, then ran off into the village the
many germs had built, his legs and feet quickly healing and returning to their blue-ish tint. The chopped off ends of the
kaka-germs regenerated into their needed parts so that there were now 6 of them instead of the original 3, " Veggie-germ... "
the kaka-germ trailed off. All six of them partially melted and oozed together, then reformed into a kaka-germ 6 times its
original size.
" I'M COMING TO GET YOU!! "
" HURRY! HURRYHURRYHURRY!! " Bulma shouted Mirai continued to fly across the ocean with her on his back. Trunks was
nearby them carrying the backpack, " IF YOU KEEP GOING THIS SLOW VEGETA'S GOING TO HAVE HIS MIND COMPLETELY ASSIMILATED WITH
THOSE CREEPY LITTLE KAKA-GERMS BEFORE WE EVEN GET THERE!! "
" I'm TRYING as fast as I can without you falling off into the ocean! " Mirai sweatdropped as they flew over some
islands.
" Huh? " Chi-Chi looked up from the island she was stranded on and burst into a grin as she noticed the trio flying
overhead, " AH! BULMA! MIRAI! TRUNKS! OVER HERE!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed with excitement.
" Hey did you guys hear something? " Trunks blinked, looking over at them.
" No. " Bulma seemed confused, then laughed, " You must've inherited your father's hearing if you can hear ANYTHING
over the powerful winds that come with traveling at THIS velocity. " she smiled.
" Did you hear something Mirai? " Trunks looked over at him.
" No. " Mirai shook his head, then froze, " Toussan's ki just spiked up! He's almost in ssj! "
" WAHHHH!! MIRAI HURRY!! " Bulma wailed, shaking his arms back and forth.
" WAH-AH-AHH! Okaasan cut that out! I can't steer right when you do that! " Mirai sweatdropped.
" Oh! Right, sorry. " she laughed nervously, " NOW LET'S GO! " she ordered and Mirai gave another burst of speed.
" Ah.....ah...ahh.... " Chi-Chi squeaked out, watching the trio disappear off, " No...don't leave me...here....
alone. " she gulped, ::Waitaminute! If they're going that way they must be going after the Ouji! OH NO! What if something
happened to Goku and the Ouji caused it! WAHHHH....:: " But, if that's true then that must mean that's the way back to the
island. Maybe if I can build a small raft I can get back over there. Something light, but no inflatable. "
" Ah-HA! Perfect! " Chi-Chi had chopped down the trunks to several trees and tied them together using duct-tape she
had ripped off of some of the boxes. She promptly pushed it into the water and layed belly-down on the front end of the
creation like a very wide surfboard and began to paddle with her arms, " I'M COMIN, GOKU!! "
" *CAW*! "
Chi-Chi froze, then looked over her shoulder and snarled at the seagull from before, " YOU... " she said with pure
anger in her voice.
" *CAW*! "
" *CAW*! "
" *CAW*! "
Over a dozen more seagulls landed on the other end her boat.
" Wha--what are you doing! STOP THAT! SHOO! " she tried to waft them away with one arm while continuing to stroke
forward with the other. More and more seagulls flew down out of nowhere and landed on the opposite end of Chi-Chi's boat. She
growled, ignored the, and continued to swim blindly ahead until she realized that her arms were only hitting the water
halfway. Chi-Chi opened her eyes and paled to see that the boat was actually tipping back. She looked back; almost 30
seagulls now on the opposite end of the boat. An abnormally large seagull suddenly floated down. Chi-Chi whinced in terror,
" Oh GOD. " the seagull landed with a heavy thump, launching Chi-Chi off of the raft and full-speed back in the direction she
came from. Chi-Chi flew headlong and crashed face-first into a very large palm tree, then slid down in pain while the flock
of seagulls out to sea on her raft. Chi-Chi whinced in inhuman pain, " Oww.... "
" Nani sa teso lapa ke suunah~~ "
" Heeheeheeheehee! Veggie's so silly! " Goku giggled with delight. The little ouji had been hugging onto him for
quite some time now and just 15 minutes ago started dreamily slurring out words and sentences in his native tongue, " Wow
little Veggie, if you're tryin to beat my 5 hour hugging record then you might just do it! " he adjusted his head back on
the pillow of the bed.
" Kakarrotto-chan. " Vegeta sighed happily.
" Hmm? " Goku smiled, tilting his head upward to look at the ouji.
" Tado jeh manna qopo la, toodo yo bebusa pe wah? "
" Of course little Veggie! Whatever you say! " Goku chirped to the warm little mound plopped ontop of his belly.
" You desire to be my oujo, hai, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta smiled softly, finally returning to speaking in english.
" Uh-huh!! " Goku brightened up, then gleefully pointed to the oujo crown which was still on the countertop next to
the bed where Vegeta had set the object down.
" You want that pretty crown, and for Veggie to be *nice* to you all the time, and wear this cute little blue gi you
got especially for him? " the ouji's smile tweaked upward for a moment.
" Uh-huh~~! " the larger saiyajin grinned.
" And you want to be royalty just like me, and go on breath-taking trips through outerspace like our future
counterparts? "
" Uh-huh Uh-huh!!! " Goku's grin grew wider.
" Well then, there's something you need to do for me, Kakarrotto. "
Goku tilted his head, still grinning, " What? "
" GOGOGOGOGO!!! " Bulma screamed as they flew straight for the front doors to the hotel.
" Ah, Kaasan! The doors! They're closed and made of glass! " Mirai twitched.
" I DON'T CARE JUST GO!! VEGETA'S LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE!! " Bulma exclaimed. Mirai squinted his eyes and waited
for the impact.
" Oh MAN!! "
" *BEEEEP*! " the doors opened automatically. Mirai looked back over his shoulder and started laughing in relief,
" Haha, hahaha, electonic doors--OOF! " he yelped as he crashed into the wall, then fell back in pain.
Bulma jumped off him and slammed both her palms on the information desk, " YOU! TELL ME WHERE MR. AND MRS. SON GOKU
ARE ROOMING! "
" Uhh.. " the information desk employee paled, intimidated. He pulled out a large book and flipped through the pages,
" Ah, h--here we are. Goku and Chi-Chi, Son: Room 275, floor H. "
" H275, got it. " Bulma nodded, then dashed off to the stairs.
" Ohhhh... " Mirai groaned in pain.
" Trunks? "
Both Mirai and chibi looked over to see Gohan and Goten staring at them, confused.
" TRUNKS! "
" GOTEN! "
" You're--covered in pizza sauce. " Trunks blinked, then grinned, " Where's the pizza? "
" TRUNKS!! MIRAI!! HURRY!! " Bulma shouted, already climbing the stairs.
" We'll, uh, be right back guys. " Mirai got up tiredly, then grabbed chibi and dashed off.
Gohan looked down at Goten, confused, " I think, we should go after them. "
" Kiss me. "
" ....what?? "
" Kiss me, and you will be one step closer to becoming my oujo. " the deep voice said smoothly.
" I, I'm not allowed to smooch Veggies on the lips. Chi-chan says so. It's one of the most important rules of all. "
" But it's not smooching, it's kissing. They're different. "
" But Chi-chan says I'm not allowed to do that either....and, neither does...Veggie. " Goku cocked an eyebrow in
suspicion, " Veggie you feelin oh-kay? I know little Veggies very well and Veggies normally don't ask for smoochies or
kisses because of the kaka-- " the little ouji pressed the tip of his nose against the larger saiyajins, " --germs. "
" Whatsa matter? Doesn't Kakay luv me? " Vegeta mock-pouted, his bottom lip wobbling.
" No no no! Veggie do not cry! I luv Veggie very very much! " Goku panicked.
" Then show it and kiss me. "
" But, but Veggie is not in his right mind at all. Infact I am not even sure if his mind is still in his little
Veggie-head or if it has packed up it's things and left for some sort of Veggie-brain resort. " Goku stammered, his face now
bright pink. The little saiyajin hugged onto him tighter, " Oh my! "
" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! " Veggie-germ slashed slashed another one of the enlarged kaka-germs into pieces.
" NYAHH! "
Veggie-germ froze and whipped around just intime to see a kaka-germ pounce at his head, he quickly stabbed it halfway
and threw it across the inside of Vegeta's skull. The kaka-germ fell to the ground. Veggie-germ leaned onto his sword,
breathing heavily. He had just successfully slain every single kaka-germ in Vegeta's entire skull and was beginning to tire
out. Veggie-germ yawned, " Another uneventful day in the life, yeah right. " he snorted, then felt something moving around on
the floor and walked to the top of the brain only to scream at the top of his lungs as every sliced kaka-germ melted and
fused together forming a gigantic blob at least 100 times Veggie-germ's size. The gigantic kaka-germ rose hight into the air
and peered down at the terrified germ no ouji and grinned Son-style.
" Hello! "
" Holy---WAAARGH!! " Veggie-germ tossed his sword back into his sheath and began firing ki blasts at the kaka-germ
in an attempt to blast it apart only to have the ki-blasts bounce right back at him. Veggie-germ just made it dodging his own
blasts due to his lethargia from the very long battle against the regenerating kaka-germ village. He watched in tired horror
as the giant kaka-germ squiggled its way to the top of Vegeta's brain and layed down contently on its belly, resting its head
on it's chubby arms. The sweet red goo from before started to slowly creep out of the bottom of the kaka-germ and into
Vegeta's brain, " HEY! YOU GET AWAY FROM HIS BRAIN YOU BODY-SNATCHER! " Veggie-germ burst into ssj2 and flew at the kaka-germ
, who only slowly opened one eye and smiled coyly at the Veggie-germ, frightening it. The giant kaka-germ softly touched the
tip of Veggie-germ's shoulder armor and instantly caused it to begin to turn red, " WAHHHH!! " Veggie-germ shrieked, formed
a ball of ki, and sliced that shoulder's armor off.
" I wonder, if you would be so quick to have done that if I had touched your arm instaed of your armor. " the
kaka-germ smiled at him.
" ERRRRRRRR!! YOU GIVE ME HIS BRAIN BACK RIGHT NOW! " Veggie-germ snapped.
The kaka-germ pouted, " You're so stressed little Veggie-germ. Here let me help you relax. " he reached for the
ouji's head. Veggie-germ narrowly dodged him.
" CUT THAT OUT! YOU JUST WANT TO ABSORB ME SO THERE WON'T BE ANYONE ELSE LEFT TO STOP YOU, IS THAT IT!! " Veggie-germ
screamed angrily, " Vegeta may not be able to reach in here and yank you out at the moment but I'm as close to his essence as
you can possibly get and in his and my opinion it's our job to avoid any invasion by Kakarrotto's bakayaro kaka-germs, AND
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE! A KAKA-GERM!! "
" I like it in here, I don't want to leave. " the kaka-germ stuck his tongue out at the Veggie-germ, " Veggie's so
nice and *warm* inside. " it sighed.
" THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR HEATING UP HIS BRAIN BY SITTING ON IT YOU MORON!! " Veggie-germ yelled.
" If I am a moron, then how come Kakarrotto has all of us little kaka-germs all nice-n-happy-n-content while Veggie
only has one? "
Veggie-germ looked away, " Back when Freeza discovered the germs on Vegeta's body, he had him, Raditsu, and Nappa all
vaccinated of any of their own germs and anyone else's for fear of what the germs would do. I'm the only one that survived
the vaccination. That's why there's only one of me. "
" Awww, poor little Veggie-germ. " the big kaka-germ sniffled, " But, can't you reproduce? "
" I don't know HOW. Or even if I can at all. " Veggie-germ said, at a loss for words.
The big kaka-germ's eyes watered, " You poor little thing! Come here and I will give you a nice big hug just for
little Veggie-germ. " he reached out to grab the Veggie-germ only to freeze when his hands suddenly slid off his wrists.
Veggie-germ held his sword high in the air. He smirked, " You're pretty sneaky. How un-kaka-like. You know that one
touch from you and I assimilate into your genetical structure. "
The kaka-germ smirked back.
" Well, let's just say that isn't happening. " Veggie-germ snickered, then got a serious look on his face, " My
mission for my sake and for my creator's is to destroy you and free his mind from your influence! And that is exactly what I
plan to do. "
" Really, such a shame that your purpose is about to be obsolete within minutes then, isn't it? " the kaka-germ
smiled, tilting its head.
Veggie-germ paused, looking at him with slight confusion.
" Where do you think the biggest concentration of kaka-germs is on Kakarrotto's body? It's INSIDE of him. Once he
gives Veggie that kiss, hundreds upon thousands of kaka-germs will flow into Veggie's body unseen. They will make their way
here and once I absorb them we will assimilate with Veggie's brain, thus making us part of his permanent genetic structure;
unable to escape! "
" .... " Veggie-germ froze in place.
" If you join us now little Veggie-germ, we promise we won't let our soon-incoming forces force you onto our side. "
the big kaka-germ smiled.
" I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU AND LET YOU TURN VEGETA'S BRAIN INTO A PILE OF MUSH!!! " Veggie-germ ranted.
The kaka-germ tilted its head and let out a blast of red goo which flowed down the brain and onto the floor around
Veggie-germ, incircling him. The liquid shot up into a very tall round wall with only a small opening where the Veggie-germ
could see the kaka-germ, " Come here little Veggie-germ, it's time to go. "
The walls became closer and closer together. Veggie-germ looked shocked, " But-- "
" --but what? "
" ... " Veggie-germ sighed, defeated, " Alright, I'm clearly trapped here, I don't suppose you'd let me ask one more
question before you completely absorb me and change Vegeta's brain into a mushy, romantically kaka-tuned attention-getter,
huh? "
" Go ahead. " the kaka-germ nodded.
" Why are you doing this? "
The kaka-germ looked at him, confused.
" I mean, I've seen you guys around the body all the time, but this is the first attempt at actually doing something
evil for you. Why are you doing it? "
" Because, " the kaka-germ said, " we are part of Kakarrotto. And Kakarrotto desires for Veggie to crown him his oujo
. So that's what we're doing, having Veggie crown Kakarrotto his oujo. "
" Haha, " Veggie-germ let out a mock laugh, " Do you even KNOW what is, involved, for a saiyajin ouji to crown his
oujo? Well it's a LOT MORE than just a fairy-tale kiss and putting a crown on Kakarrotto's head, that's for sure! "
The kaka-germ looked at him with an expression of pure kaka-confusion on.
Veggie-germ's jaw dropped, " You....you DON'T know, do you? " he said in shock, " Of course, how could you? You're
part of Kakarrotto, any knowledge you have is purely copied from his own....which means you're not the villain after all,
you're just getting yourself into something far too complex for you to understand just because you're so naive and mushy just
like Kakarrotto himself and want to make him happy. " Veggie-germ started shaking in fear, " YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TASKS
AND SAIYAJIN TRADITIONS KAKARROTTO HAS TO GO THROUGH TO BECOME AN OUJO! THE RECIPRICATIONS FOR THIS COULD SEND VEGETA'S MIND
INTO AN ALL-OUT MENTAL BREAKDOWN!!! "
" ... " Kaka-germ stared for a minute, then happily brushed it off, " Aww, I'm sure it's not that bad! After all,
little Veggies always Veggiexaggerate things! "
" Mmmmmm, heeheeheeheehee! " Goku giggled as the smaller saiyajin continued to rub his shoulders, " Veggie massages
*NICE*! "
" Thank you, Kakay. " Vegeta smirked, " ...are you ready yet? "
" NosmoochiesrightnowVeggie! " the larger saiyajin yelped, his face turning bright pink.
" ... " Vegeta sighed and continued to rub Goku's shoulders, " HeeheeheeHA--CUT THAT OUT! " he swatted Goku's hands
away from tickling his neck.
" Veggie sure Veggie's feelin alright? I mean, your eyes look a little funny. " Goku asked, concerned.
" My eyes are FINE, Kakarrotto. " he said, slightly annoyed.
" But your pupils are all foggy. Look! " Goku grabbed a mirror and held it infront of the ouji's face. Vegeta's eyes
flickered uneasily.
" That is....strange.. " Vegeta's voice faultered as he stared at the mist swirling around in his pupils.
" It's VERY strange little Veggie and I think maybe you should wash your eyes out or something before it starts to
hurt. " Goku offered.
" That's alright Kakarrotto-chan. I feel no pain at the moment. " Vegeta brushed it off only to be glomped by the
larger saiyajin.
" Little Veggie if you have a problem with your eyesight you can tell me! You don't have to be embarassed a-bout it
and if anything we can try and fix them so they are back to normal again! " Goku held on tightly. Vegeta's body started to
glow bright red. Goku pulled the ouji back a bit and held up three fingers, " How many fingers do you see little Veggie? "
" Three. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " And I told you before that I'm alright.......smooch? "
" No! "
" Why not? "
" Because Chi-chan says so! It's a rule! "
" "Chi-chan" isn't here. "
" She'll find out! "
" Only if you tell her, and we'll be light-years away from earth by then. "
" We--will? "
" Of course, you want to be my oujo and go on deep-space adventures with me, don't you? "
" H-hai... "
" Then smooch. "
" NO! "
" You kept trying to smooch me back on Christmas. "
" But mistletoe-smooches are different! Those are smooches! "
" And this would be a kiss? "
" Yes! "
" Then kiss me. "
" I CAN'T!! "
" Why not?! "
" Because I know my Veggies inside and out and Veggie would never ask me to kiss him especially with all the
'kaka-germs' I might pass onto him. "
" You heard earlier, that they melt away in cold water.. "
" But--but I-- "
" You know, that I won't force you. I can wait forever you know. Whenever you're ready--- "
" --but I wanna be Veggie's oujo NOW! "
" Then kiss me. "
" I CAN'T!! "
" Can't...or won't....or, shouldn't? "
" Ah--ah----my head hurts... "
" NYAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!--OOFA! " Vejitto slammed once again into the wall and slid down.
" Jitto, it's not working! " Gogeta pouted.
" Well if Mommy hadn't put up a ki-wall around the entire inside of the walls then MAYBE it WOULD! " Vejitto
exclaimed in frustration, both fusions getting more panicky as time rolled on.
" Maybe we should try calling them again. " Gogeta sighed.
" What's the use, they can't hear us through the ki-wall. " Vejitto sighed as well.
" WE'RE GONNA LOSE TOUSSAN TO THE KAKA-GERMS JI-TTOO!! " Gogeta wailed.
" H--hey, it's alright, we'll get inside, don't worry. " Vejitto sweatdropped, patting Gogeta on the shoulder, " We
just need a well-thought-out and perfectly excecuted plan. "
" DON'T YOU HEAR THEM! WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO THINK UP A WELL-THOUGHT-OUT AND PERFECTLY EXECUTED PLAN!! " Gogeta
sobbed.
" ... "
" ... "
" Try to kamehameha the wall again? " Vejitto offered tiredly, even though they had already done so 5 times without
any results.
Gogeta sniffled, calming down, " O--oh-kay. "
" Great! " Vejitto said as they crouched down in the attack's position, " Now we'll both try and aim at the door this
time, not the whole wall. Our combined powers SHOULD at least blow the actual door itself apart. Then we'll visually get
their attention once they see us behind the ki-wall; those things are practically invisible ya know. "
" You are so ingenius, Jitto-kun! " Gogeta clasped his hands together.
" Why thank you, dear brother. " Vejitto bowed over-exaggeratingly.
" Hahahahaha! " they both laughed.
" NOW! To SAVE Mommy! " Vejitto pumped his fist in the air.
" To SAVE Toussan! " Gogeta mirrored him, grinning.
Both fusions formed balls of ki in their hands, " KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH--- "
" --MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- "
" --HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-- "
" --MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- "
" --HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! " a huge combined ki blast let
loose on the door, engulfing it and shredding it into bits. Both Gogeta and Vejitto panted heavily as the cloud of energy
dispersed from around them.
Gogeta poked his head up above the cloud and gasped.
" What? What is it? " Vejitto shouted, floating upward to see was well.
" Uh-oh. " Gogeta's pupils shrunk in fear.
Vejitto gasped as well once he sat it; their parents touching nose-to-nose with Goku on the bed and Vegeta latched
onto him and staring at the glowing-bright-pink larger saiyajin beneath him.
" Do--do you think the kaka-germs have gotten to Toussan yet, Jitto? " Gogeta asked quietly.
" No, if they had he'd be bright red right now. All the kaka-germs that he currenly has all migrated to his brain
which is why he's only a light red because they're making him glow indirectly. When the kaka-germs are directly ontop of his
arms and legs, etc, it happens faster. "
" OH! " Gogeta said, enlightened, " Ready? "
" Ready. "
They both took a deep breath and started screaming at the top of their lungs.
" TOUUUUUUUUUUUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!! "
" MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! "
Vegeta visibly shook slightly out of the daze, then went right back into it again.
" OOH!! We almost got to him! " Gogeta grumbled, stomping his foot in a stubborn pout.
" *THUMP*THUMP*THUMP*THUMP*THUMP*!!! "
Gogeta and Vejitto paused as the sound of heavy, fast-paced feet raced out of the stairwell and into the hallway.
The fusions turned to their left to see Bulma racing toward them with Mirai, Trunks, Gohan, and Goten not far behind.
" Ah! Bulma-san! Hello! " Gogeta said cheerfully as she skidded to a halt infront of them.
" VEGETA!! WHERE'S VEGETA!!! " she shook him back and forth with a look of panic on her face.
" Ah-- " both fusions exchanged uneasy glances with each other.
" Um, in there. " Gogeta nervously pointed to the now door-less doorway.
Bulma's jaw opened and she ran into the room, " VEGETA!!!! "
The ouji glanced over at her, his eyes flickering again, " Bururuma. "
Vejitto and Gogeta blinked. Gogeta walked inside and flicked the part of the ki-wall that was still standing; the
part they hadn't aimed their kamehamha at, curiously, " Hm, impressive. " he said to himself.
" .... " Goku continued staring up at the little ouji and still bright pink in the face.
" Vegeta, oh I'm so happy I found you intime. " she sniffled, then paused when it suddenly sunk in where he was,
" Ah, why are you wearing a gi and latched onto Son-kun like that? "
" That's because I'm going to give Kakay a kiss. " he turned to Goku, " Isn't that right, Kakay? " the little ouji
said as if in a dream.
The already bright-pink saiyajin started to hyperventilate.
" VEGETA YOU CAN'T KISS GOKU!! " Bulma exclaimed.
" Jealous? " he smirked.
" NO!! VEGETA IF YOU GET ANYMORE KAKA-GERMS INTO YOUR SYSTEM THEY'RE GOING TO ASSIMILATE WITH YOUR MIND AND BECOME
PART OF YOU AND WE'LL LOSE YOU FOREVER!!! " she shouted.
Vegeta froze.
" I did some tests on some sample tissue and they eventually absorb together with the tissue and become an internal
part of it! It'll be like getting a constant flow of whatever juices they put into your skin into your BLOOD STREAM 24/7!! "
Bulma pleaded with him, " You'll end up just like your future counterpart!! You don't want that! Do you? "
" I...ah....in my....BLOOD STREAM?.... " Vegeta choked out, " NO! I have to....I have to......Kakarrotto-sama....I..
...can't let it end like this but.......it's what would make...Kakay happy.....but I don't want...but I do....but.....I would
never....say I....do I?....... " he sat up and clutched his head on either side, Bulma and Goku watching him, worried.
" Vegeta. " Bulma reached for him.
" Kakarrotto. " Vegeta looked at the larger saiyajin in panic, " K--Kakarrotto, I, I, I l--I l----l, l, l, l, l, l,
...I l--- " he almost choked his words with his own tongue on what he was pronouncing, " I l--UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! " he wailed, holding his head tighter and screaming
upward at the ceiling. The ouji burst into ssj, then ssj2.
" VEGGIE!!! " Goku exclaimed in terror.
" HE'S GOING TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!!! " Bulma shrieked.
" VEGGIENO!!! " Goku grabbed onto the ouji and held on tightly as Vegeta's ki continued to escalate higher and
higher, " VEGGIE DON'T CRY! NONONO! IT'S OH-KAY VEGGIE, IT'LL BE OH-KAY I PROMISE!!! " he cried as the level of energy
emitting from the screaming ouji started to burn the larger saiyajin, " I LUV YOU LITTLE VEGGIE, DON'T GO AWAY!!!! "
" *FWOOOSH*!! "
Veggie-germ looked around him as the glowing red walls melted clear into the the floor, " Wh--what the? " he glanced
over to see the giant kaka-germ still sitting ontop of Vegeta's brain. He looked closer and gasped. The very bottom of the
kaka-germ was slowly bubbling over like it was butter sitting in a frying pan and melting into the top of the ouji's brain.
" Bye-bye, Veggie-germ. " the giant kaka-germ waved to him, " We could have been great having fun together. "
" HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "
A loud sudden scream started to echo inside the skull. Both germs froze at the sound.
" He's screaming, WHY IS HE SCREAMING!! " Veggie-germ demanded, then pointed at the kaka-germ, " YOU!! "
" Are a-ssimilating into Veggie's brain! Or starting to anyway! "
" ERRRRRRRR.... " Veggie-germ gritted his teeth in anger, he thought for a moment, clasping his hands together,
" God help me. " he whispered sorrowfully, then whipped out his sword and turned back to the kaka-germ, " I WON'T BE DEFEATED
BY A BAKAYARO KAKA-GERM!!! AND NEITHER WILL THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI HIMSELF! RAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! " he burst back
into ssj2 and ran at the kaka-germ, " I WON'T LET VEGETA DOWN!!! " he sliced his sword into the kaka-germ and pushed hard
against it, knocking them both off the brain and down sideways in the direction of the ear. Veggie-germ cringed as the
redness started to pulsate to him from the giant kaka-germ as they fell.
" IIPE! " the kaka-germ suddenly squeaked as the duo stopped falling. Veggie-germ blinked while the kaka-germ started
making all sorts of whimpering noises.
" What's that? " a loud voice from outside said in sudden confusion as the kaka-germ was suddenly pinched from behind
and squeezed out of Vegeta's ear. The Veggie-germ wobbled back and forth and fell out the ear and onto Vegeta's shoulder.
" WOW!! " the same voice said.
" What, is that? " Bulma cringed, looking at the near-saiyajin-brain-sized bright red squishy Goku-headed object.
" It's a "kaka-germ"! " Goku chirped happily.
" WAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! " Bulma backed up, disgusted, " OH GROSS! GOKU LOOK HOW BIG IT IS!!! "
" Hahaha! I had no idea they could get THIS big! " Goku beamed at it while the rest of the group turned a pale green,
sickened.
" Master Kakarrotto-sama! " the kaka-germ chirped.
" OH GOD, IT TALKS!! " Bulma shuddered, covering her mouth to avoid throwing up.
" Hello there! " Goku said sweetly, " Were you the one causing my little bitty Veggie-chan all these emotional
problems? "
" Wahhhh~~~ " Vegeta sat there and stared off into nowhere with his head tilted, brain-dead. Drool hung out of the
side of the ouji's mouth while his bottom left eyelid twitched every-so-often.
" Goku, test tube. " Bulma said nervously, holding out a rather large test tube and a plug for it. Goku dropped the
kaka-germ into the round bottle while Bulma quickly shoved the top over the bottle tightly, " Oh my God, it's a mutant
kaka-germ!! "
" No, that's just what happens when they fuse together. " Goku said as if it were nothing, " They get bigger! " he
beamed.
Bulma sent him a death-glare, " WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT SOONER!! "
" Sooner? I haven't seen you in over a week. " Goku sweatdropped.
" Ohhhhhh... " Bulma groaned and slapped herself on the forehead, " Goku... " she sighed and looked at the kaka-germ,
" Well, at least we found our culprit. " she set it on a nearby table, " You, stay right there. " she said cautiously as she
backed up back to where Goku and Vegeta were, walking backwards.
" Aww, don't worry about the super-sized kaka-germ Bulma, I am their leader, they obey me! " Goku said happily.
" Uh-huh. " she still watched the kaka-germ in the round beaker uneasily.
" Now what'll we do? " Goku asked curiously.
" NOW, we lay Vegeta down someplace safe and let him rest for a while while you sort of, stay out of visual range of
him. At least until he wakes up and calms down. " she said. Goku hopped out of bed and carried Vegeta to the couch where he
plopped the ouji down there. Bulma and Goku stared at Vegeta until the little ouji lost consiousness.
" Hey Bulma? "
" Yeah Son-kun? "
" Do you think, Veggie was gonna say that he luvs me, or, that he loves me? " the larger saiyajin blushed pink,
confused.
Bulma sweatdropped, " Well, whatever it is we'll know what he wants to tell you AFTER he wakes up. "
4 Hours Later....
" Uhhhhhh... " Vegeta groaned, " my head feels like it's just been run over by a monster truck... " he sat up in pain
and shook his head, " I need asprin. "
" VEGETA! YOU'RE AWAKE! " a voice cried joyfully as someone glomped onto him.
" Bulma! " Vegeta smiled weakly, " ....this isn't my bedroom. "
" That's because you're in the hotel room, silly. " she sniffled.
" Hotel roo----KAKARROTTO! " Vegeta lept to the floor, knocking Bulma off in the process.
" THANKS A LOT MISTER ALMOST-GOT-MY-BRAIN-TAKEN-OVER-BY-GIANT-RED-GOKU-BLOBS!!! " Bulma snapped at him, shaking her
fist in the air.
" Huh? " Vegeta tilted his head, confused.
Bulma got up and grabbed something off the table, then held it up infront of him, " THIS, was inside your brain and
if we hadn't gotten to it intime it would've ASSIMILATED with YOUR MIND! "
Vegeta blinked and looked down into the beaker to see a giant kaka-germ slooshing back and forth along the floor
happily.
" HI VEGGIE-CHAN! " it squealed.
" WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAAHAAHAA!!! " Vegeta shrieked in horror, backing up, " IT'S HUGE!! "
" Yes, we've established that fact already. " Bulma said flatly.
" But, kaka-germs, they don't, GET that huge...do they? "
" Apparently they do. " Bulma said, setting it down, " You are SO lucky we got to you before you got anymore in your
system. Why if you and Goku had locked lips you would've lost your mind, body, and SOUL by now! "
" I suppose I should say thank you then. " Vegeta folded his arms a little reluctantly.
" It's alright, the proud saiyajin no ouji is allowed to say thank you. " Bulma teased him.
" Hai. Thank you Bulma. " he smiled, then pulled a double-take, " WHADDA YOU MEAN LOCK LIPS WITH KAKARROTTO!!! "
" Like I said you were just about to let him kiss you on the lips when I busted through the door, which Vejitto and
Gogeta destroyed so we could get in in the first place. " she said, pointing to the fusions as she gave them credit.
" Happy to you see your brain back to normal, Mommy! " Vejitto grinned widely.
" WE MISSED YOU TOUSSAN! " Gogeta gushed, quickly glomping onto Vegeta, then letting go.
" I....almost KISSED Kakarrotto...? " Vegeta said in a shocked, faraway voice.
" You were gonna crown him your oujo, Mommy!! " Vejitto exclaimed, " We heard you through the walls! You kept trying
to persuade him to kiss you and Toussan was sputtering and flustered all over the place and he kept coming up with excuses
because he was afraid he'd be breaking one of Chi-Chi's rules and all this other stuff. "
" --on the lips. " Vegeta squeaked out.
" Uh-huh. "
" Where the, the mouth, and the tongue and the teeth are. "
" That's, generally where lips are, yeah. " Vejitto sweatdropped.
" Ohhhhhh... " Vegeta turned a pale green, " I feel nauseous...I didn't ACTUALLY KISS-- "
" You would've lost your mind to the kaka-germs--ah, kaka-GERM, by now. " Bulma pointed to the bottle. Vegeta let out
a sigh of relief.
" Good. Now where IS Kakarrotto anyway? " he stretched a bit, " AND WHY AM I WEARING A GI!! "
" Goku. "
" Kakarrotto. "
The rest of the group replied flatly at once.
" Oh. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " So, Kakarrotto is-- "
" --in the kitchen crying his eyes out over you on how he nearly lost you in addition to Chi-Chi on the same trip. "
Bulma sighed. Vegeta bolted out of the room and into the kitchen. Bulma looked around, " Hey....where IS Chi-Chi? "
Vegeta slowly tip-toed in the kitchen towards Goku, who was sitting on a stool with his back to the ouji and
sniffling to himself. Vegeta gulped, then took a deep breath, " Kakarrotto? "
" Veggie? " Goku sniffled, looking over his shoulder, he brightened up when he saw the little ouji, " OH VEGGIE
YOU'RE AWAKE! " the larger saiyajin squealed and bounced over Vegeta, ready to grab him when he suddenly paused with his arms
still outstretched and began to sniffle again, " Ehhhhhhh..... " he plopped back onto the stool.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Ah, Kakarrotto, nothing to worry about. The kaka-germ's gone now. Infact all of them that were
on me are gone. I'm kaka-germ free! " he grinned brightly, feeling much lighter than he had in a long time.
Goku's eyes watered.
" W--what is it? " Vegeta sweatdropped a second time.
" I can't hug my soft-n-sweet little Veggie no more! " Goku wailed.
" Aww, of--of course you can, Kaka-chan. " Vegeta reached to pat Goku on the shoulder, then stopped himself and
pulled his arm away in slight paranoia.
" SEE! I hurt Veggie's head and now I can't hug 'im or hold 'im anymore and I luv how Veggies feel when you hug 'um
and I'm gonna miss hugging Veggie because he's so comfortable!! " the large saiyajin sobbed.
" Baka, you didn't hurt my head, the kaka-germs did! " Vegeta sighed.
" BUT I'M THE ONE THAT MADE THEM!!! " Goku sobbed into his arms.
" Yes, you were. But I, uh, well it wasn't your fault. The kaka-germs were the ones who tried to, *cringe* assimilate
with my brain. But they failed! " he said, trying to cheer his large peasant up.
" But Veggie must HATE me for what I did! " Goku cried.
" No! I don't, I don't hate you, Kakarrotto. I--- " Vegeta froze and had to blink twice, the larger saiyajin was now
2 inches away from him and staring at the ouji with big sparkily eyes, " I--ah.... " Vegeta's face turned red. He whipped
around away from Goku, " BAKA! Cut that out!!! " he snorted.
Goku paused for a minute to take it in. He burst into a happy squeal, " VEGGIE LUVS ME!!! "
" WAHHH! " Vegeta fell over, " I SAID NO SUCH THING!!!! " he instantly got back up.
" UH-HUH! Veggie is BLUSHING! And there is not a single kaka-germ on Veggie's body! " Goku eagerly bounced up and
down. Vegeta looked over at his reflection in the fridge and shrieked to see his face was bright red. He shook it off.
" THAT--THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING!! " Vegeta screamed angrily.
" MMM-hMMMMmmMMMmm! " Goku beamed, " It means that VEGGIE LUVS ME! " he went all big and sparkily eyed, then let out
a big heavy sigh, " ~*SIIIIIGH*~! "
Vegeta's face went red again, unbeknownst to him, " NO IT DOES NOT! I, CARE ABOUT YOU BUT I CERTAINLY DO NOT--I
WILL NOT YOU THE SATISFACTION OF---AND AFTER ALL I WAS JUST THROUGH OVER-- "
" Heee~~~! " Goku grinned, sliding across the floor infront of Vegeta, " I know Veggie luvs me no matter what Veggie
says because all I have to do is feel Veggie's soul through his ki! And it feels so soft-n-clean now! " he clasped his hands
together, then pouted, " But I still wanna hug him~~ "
" Well no CHANCE! There is NO WAY I'm getting riddled with rebellious kaka-germs again! " Vegeta snapped at him.
" You don't have to! Just shower more often! " Goku pleaded, " Just one little Veggie-hug! That's all I want right
now pleeeease! "
Vegeta avoided the larger saiyajin's gaze, looking the other way, " Hn... "
" Come on Veggie! Is it about all the stuff you did when the kaka-germs were semi-controlling you? If it is then it's
oh-kay and I forgive you 'n all. " Goku offered.
" Actually I don't remember much about all that. My whole memory for the last several hours has been very fuzzy in my
head. " Vegeta sighed, then cocked an eyebrow, " Why? "
" OH VEGGIE~~ " the larger saiyajin w/big sparkily eyes, " I LUV YOU LITTLE VEGGIE!!! " he bent down to Vegeta's
height and whispered, " Do you luv me? "
" "Luv" is your platonic form of the word, right? " Vegeta checked, just to make sure.
Goku nodded sweetly.
" Hai then. I luv you. " Vegeta muttered, looking away as his face turned bright red again.
" AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! VEGGIE SAYS HE LUVS ME!!! " Goku squealed, then lundged at the ouji. Vegeta
yelped in fear and dashed out of the room.
" WAHHH! ITSNOTTRUEITSNOTTRUEITSNOTTRUE!! " Vegeta screamed as he ran into the main room.
" YES IT IS! " Goku chirped, bouncing into the room, " Veggie ~*luvs*~ me and I'm gonna be Veggie's oujo and go on
adventures with him in deep space and we're gonna have lotsa fun now that Veggie's brain is normal again! " Goku spun around
and tugged on the saiyajin oujo costume he was still wearing.
" We can go on adventures in deep space but you CAN'T be my oujo. " Vegeta compromised.
" But VEH-GEE! Why not! " Goku pouted.
" BECAUSE BEING A SAIYAJIN OUJO IS A LOT MORE INVOLVED THAN ME PUTTING THAT BAKA CROWN ON YOUR HEAD AND PRONOUNCING
YOU ONE!! " Vegeta snapped, bright red again.
" ...does it involve kissing? " Goku blinked.
" WAHHH! " Vegeta fell over, " N--no, of course not! Oujis and Oujos don't KISS, haha. " he laughed nervously.
Gogeta looked confused, " Yes they do--MMPH! " Vegeta slapped his hand over the fusion's mouth.
" Ah-haha, ha. " Vegeta laughed nervously some more, " I'm not letting Kakarrotto get anymore weird ideas about being
my oujo, oh-kay? " he whispered to Gogeta, who nodded cheerfully. Vegeta removed his glove, " Oujis and Oujos KISSING, what a
silly idea! Hahahaha! "
Bulma sweatdropped, " Real smooth there, Vegeta. " the ouji twitched at her remark.
" That's GREAT then! " Goku said excitedly.
" Uh, wha? " Vegeta blinked.
" I am not allowed to give Veggies kisses because of Chi-chan's rules and since Oujis and Oujos DON'T kiss then that
means I can be Veggie's oujo after all! "
The smaller saiyajin paled.
" SO! What DO I have to do to become Veggie's oujo then? " he asked eagerly.
" ... "
Bulma looked over at him and smirked, " WELL, Vegeta? "
" --HEY! How would everyone like to take a short trip on my brand new cabin cruiser! " the ouji said cheerfully,
changing the subject.
" WAHHHH~! " Bulma fell over.
" I have to admit you guys, this IS a pretty nice boat! " Bulma smiled as she leaned over the railing of the top
level of the boat. The fusions were laying on two of the deck chairs wearing sunglasses. Chibi Trunks and Goten were running
around the boat playing, Mirai wandered around the deck curiously and Gohan still had a worried look on his face wondering
where Chi-Chi was.
" Yes, little Veggie's boat is the greatest boat EVER! " Goku agreed happily completely glomped over Vegeta from
behind, " Isn't that right little Veggie? "
" Wuh-huhhhh... " the ouji grinned goofishly, glowing bright red from the kaka-germs smushing against him from
behind.
" Well I'm glad he's at least letting you hug him again. " Bulma nodded, " You looked like you were gonna pop if you
didn't get ahold of him soon. "
" HEEE~~! " Goku grinned happily, " AND I promise to give my germies a good talking too about where and where not to
go on Veggie's body! "
" Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~ " happy-drool dribbled out the side of Vegeta's mouth.
" YOU'RE INFECTING HIM AGAIN!! " Bulma shouted.
" Well, not in Veggie's head I'm not. Besides! Lookit all THESE! " he held a magnifying glass over Vegeta's arm to
reveal the sole Veggie-germ had somehow multiplied into a large herd of little blue Veggie-germs.
" Wow, if anything these should easily counteract a bunch of Goku germs it would be a bunch of Vegeta germs! " Bulma
said as she watched the Veggie-germs in awe, then suddenly paled, " Hey....all the new ones, they're different than the
original. " she said, pointing to the original Veggie-germ who was leading his pack.
" How so? " Goku blinked.
Bulma paled even more, " Their tails, they're, they're RED! " she choked out.
" So? "
" KAKA-GERMS ARE RED! "
" ...so? "
" Nevermind, Goku. " Bulma groaned, then walked back to where she was standing, " Ohhh, I'm going to have nightmares
about this for WEEKS! "
" Veggie stay right here and I'm gonna go get you a yummy snack! " Goku gave the ouji one more tight squeeze, then
let go. Vegeta waved him goodbye with a dreamy look on his face only to suddenly yelp when something wet exploded onto his
head, instantly cooling off the redness.
" Heehee! " Vejitto tossed another waterballoon up into the air and caught it, " Gotta keep your brain healthy &
kaka-germ free ya know, Mommy! "
" Hai~! " Gogeta chirped, adjusting his sunglasses, " Ahh, there is nothing more comfy than the wonders of a nice
warm tan!.....except for a really comfy seat and a bunch of yummy snacks! "
" Well, I say this was a successful voyage. " Vegeta boasted, then thought, " Though I can't help but feeling we've
forgotten something semi-important... " he trailed off.
" Hey! Look! It's my HOUSE! " Goku exclaimed, pointing off into the distance with one arm while holding an armful of
goodies in the other.
Vejitto sat up and took off his glasses, " O! That does look like your house, Toussan....if it were made of sticks
and vines and coconuts. "
" ... " the group stood there for a moment in silence.
" OKAASAN!! " Gohan suddenly shouted.
" Who? " Goku blinked, " OH! CHI-CHAN! " he chirped.
" You FORGOT about your own wife? " Gohan said flatly, sweatdropping. They all checked for the ki.
" Yup, that's Onna alright. Her ki feels a little mentally off too. " Vegeta said, then grinned evilly, " I bet she
lost her mind all alone on that island. " he rubbed his hands together maniacally.
" HA! YOU'RE one to talk about losing a mind! " Bulma scoffed.
" Ah, but you saved me though. " Vegeta smirked at her.
" Yes, I did. " she smirked back, " And I'm proud of it too. You know you would've ended doing the entire initiation
for becoming a saiyajin oujo to Goku along with whatever it was you left out with me because I don't have super-strength like
you two. Goku would've easily survived it you know, whatever was left. "
Vegeta shuddered, " I know... " he said dryly, then glanced over at Goku for a moment, who had an overly-happy
clueless expression on his face. Vegeta shuddered again, " OHHHHHhhhhhhh... "
" I luv u too, Veggie! " Goku chirped.
Vegeta looked over at Bulma, " You know, we don't HAVE to rescue Onna, I mean, with how out-of-it she's probably
become since she crashed there, she probably isn't much good to Kakay now anyway. "
" VEGETA!! " a voice snapped from behind him. Vegeta turned around to see Gohan death-glaring at him, " THAT'S MY
MOM ON THAT ISLAND AND WE'RE GOING TO RESCUE HER! YOUR CHILDREN WOULD ALL DO THE SAME FOR YOU! " he motioned to Vejitto,
Gogeta, Trunks, and Mirai.
" Alright, alright. " the ouji complained, going down below, " But if she starts throwing spears and tomahawks at us
don't come crying to me that your own mother just scalped you. "
" Wow, look at all the empty un-microwaved soup cans. " Goku said in awe as the group journeyed onto the island and
towards the house.
" This is creepy Vegeta, MAYBE I better wait on the boat. " Bulma laughed nervously, backing up.
" Go ahead, besides we'll need someone already at the wheel to drive it when we make our getaway during Onna's
spear-throwing killing spree. " Vegeta shrugged.
" MY MOM IS NOT A KILLER!! " Gohan sweatdropped.
" I can't wait to see my mom again, Trunks! " Goten said happily.
" What a big house. " Trunks murmured.
" I can't believe she made an entire replica of Son Goku's home out of material found on the island. " Mirai said,
impressed, " She must be very creative or very stressed. "
Goku knocked lightly on the door, " Chi-chan? " he said cautiously, entering.
" Eat your peas Goten, they're very good for you! " Chi-Chi said repremandedly from the 'kitchen'. Goku walked inside
and looked on in confusion at the sight before him. There was their kitchen, also a complete replica only made out of bark
and husks from the island plant-life; with Chi-Chi sitting in the chair she normally sat in at dinner along with a seagull
sitting in each of the Son boys chairs.
" *CAW*! " the seagull in Goten's chair cawwed.
" Don't you backsass me Goten now eat your peas! " Chi-Chi snapped at him. The seagull tilted its head and hopped off
the chair, then waddled around randomly to other parts of the room, " YOU LISTEN WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! I'M NOT LETTING YOU
BECOME A JOBLESS OUJI-OBSESSED DELIQUIENT LIKE YOUR FATHER YOU KNOW!! " she shook her fist at him.
Goku pulled his head back out the door, " Oh my....Chi-chan's mind has packed up and left for warmer waters. " he
gulped.
" Kakarrotto, you alright? " a voice said from below him. Goku looked down to see a concerned Vegeta. He smiled
and grabbed the little ouji, hugging him tightly.
" OH VEGGIE!! " he exclaimed. Vegeta's face burst into bright red and he grinned dopily, " Veggie, " Goku held Vegeta
out infront of him. Vegeta quickly slapped himself across the face and the redness disappeared, " if Chi-chan's mind is
really gone for good and we have to put her someplace special for people who lose their minds and await for them to return
will you come back and take her place and cook me yummy snacks to eat and help me with the laundry and cleaning and that sort
of thing? "
The little ouji looked semi-disturbed, " Ah, yeahhhh, sure. " he said, playing along.
" GREAT! " Goku gave Vegeta another quick squeeze, then set him down and walked cautiously back inside the kitchen.
" See! Gohan's eating his food! Why won't you eat the peas like your brother, Goten! " Chi-Chi pointed to the seagull
in Gohan's seat, which was currently crushing the opened can of peas with it's beak.
Vegeta let out a low whistle of disturbment, " Wow......I mean, wow, that's ah, wow. " he was at a loss for words. He
took a deep breath and turned to Goku, " If I do it will only be for a few days until you get over the loss and I will not
wear a female gi with my hair in a bun! " he ordered, " ....and I'm not sharing your sleeping quarters I shall rest on the
couch, or in a sleeping bag, or a, a futon or something. " Vegeta finished off.
" GOKU! "
" Eep! " Goku squeaked out, only to pause in confusion. Chi-Chi was yelling at the seagull in Goku's seat while
'Gohan' flew out the window with the can of peas and landed on the roof, " Oh....THAT Goku. "
Seagulku hopped out of his seat and started to pull at his feathers, preening them.
" Now you see that's why I TOLD YOU to go wash up before we had dinner, but NO, you just couldn't do that ONE LITTLE
THING FOR ME, COULD YOU GOKU! "
Goku hid behind Vegeta, " Veggie I'm scared. " he whimpered, " Chi-chan has been kooky before but NEVER like this! "
Vegeta patted Goku on the shoulder comfortingly, looking as freaked out as he did.
" *CAW*!!! " another seagull landed on the windowledge to the kitchen.
" GET OUT OF HERE OUJI I'M BUSY! " Chi-Chi screamed at the seagull on the ledge, which only pecked at her window
obliviously. The other seagull walked over to him, then hopped onto the ledge and they both flew away to the rest of the pack
hovering unknown to Chi-Chi above her house, " GOKU!!!! GOKU GET BACK HERE!! HE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!!! " she wailed,
leaning out the window and breaking into a sob, " GO-KUUUUHOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! "
Goku tapped her lightly on the back, " C--Chi-chan? Chi-chan I'm here now. We're going to go back home. "
" Goku? " she turned around to face him with a crazed, faraway look in her eyes. Goku gasped in worry.
" Chi-chan, I've come to take you back home now. "
" But Goku, we are back home. Can't you see that? We're home. " Chi-Chi said, her her bottom left eyelid twitching
and her usually neat hair thrashed around from fatigue.
" Ah, no, we're in a house made of island-plants on an island near the other island where you won a trip to on "The
Price is Right". " he looked worried as he held onto her.
" Ah, yes, "The Price is Right", I remember now, don't we Bob Barker? " she looked to her right, " Yes Bob I think I
would like to buy a vowel, infact, let's buy a round of vowels on the house! "
" Chi-chan, Bob Barker isn't there, NOBODY IS!! " Goku shook her back and forth.
" Besides you buy vowels on "Wheel of Fortune", not "The Price is Right". " another voice said.
Goku looked at Vegeta and sweatdropped.
" WHAT? Bunni watches it sometimes and I listen in when I bake dessert, occationally. " Vegeta huffed, looking away
in slight embarassment.
" Ouji? " Chi-Chi said. Vegeta glanced over at her, " WHERE IS HE GOKU!! I'LL KILL HIM FOR EVER LAYING A HAND ON YOU!
!! " she roared, whipping out an object from behind her back.
" HA! SPEARS, toldja so! " the ouji said to Goku as-a-matter-of-factly, then yelped as it nearly chopped his head
off if Vegeta hadn't leaned backward far enough, " *WHEW*! " he sighed in relief.
" Wow! I bet Veggie would make a great limbo-er! " Goku clasped his hands together, impressed.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Let's just worry about getting Onna back on the boat first. " he formed two balls of ki and
turned them into ki-cuffs, then promptly put them around Chi-Chi's wrists and ankles, " There. "
" YOU EVIL LITTLE OUJI YOU GET THESE OFF OF ME RIGHT NOW BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE YOU GOKU-STEALING LITTLE
MONSTER!! " Chi-Chi screamed angrily at the top of her lungs while Goku carried her, thrashing, back out to the boat.
" MOM! " Gohan shouted joyfully when he saw her.
" Gohan? Gohan honey did you eat all your peas like I told you to? " she asked him.
Gohan's face fell, " What? " he blinked in a confused Goku-manner.
Vegeta made a swooshing motion underneath his neck to motion Gohan to change the subject.
" Ah, I'm happy to see you again Kaasan! " Gohan smiled pleasantly.
" Me too Mommy I missed you! " Goten glomped onto her legs, then blinked, " Mommy why are your ankles glowing? "
" Here. " Vegeta motioned Goku to hand Chi-Chi to Gohan. He then turned to the demi-saiyajin, " Get her into the ship
and whatever she says just play along with it. You don't even want to begin to find out what kind of scene Kakarroto and I
dropped in on upon seeing her. " the ouji rolled his eyes Gohan floated up to the deck and went down into the boat, followed
by Goten.
" Haha, WOW, Onna's really goin to the looney bin this time, huh Toussan? " Gogeta grinned, entertained.
" Who knows! " Vegeta shrugged, " She COULD snap out of it, it all depends on how Onna is by the time we get home. "
" I hope Chi-chan will be better SOON Veggie. " Goku sniffled, " Or else I am going to need someone else to stay by
my side in the frightening moments of life and the times I need comfort 'n love 'n smoochies and hugs and everything else I
do with Chi-chan. " he directed his gaze at Vegeta the entire time.
" OH NO, don't even THINK about it Kakarrotto-- " he paled, waving his hands infront of Goku in fear.
" But Veggie is the only one who can fulfill 99% of my daily needs! " Goku pouted w/big sparkily eyes.
" Ahhh---ahh--- " Vegeta twitched, glowing bright red. He quickly ran back onto the boat, " WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING
FOR! " he snapped at everyone, " Go get Onna comfortable so her brain can return already! Get her some blankets and, and
pillows and soup and--no, forget the soup-- " he shook it out of his mind, recalling the giant amount of now-empty soup-cans
on the small island's shore, " Just get her SANITY back at all costs! And ESPECIALLY before Kakarrotto gets any funny ideas
about replacements! Now HURRY!! "
" Veggie orders people a-round even *BETTER* than Chi-chan~~ " Goku sighed happily, sliding up to the ouji and
nuzzling against him.
" WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! " Vegeta screamed and ran downstairs, slamming the door shut behind him.
Goku blinked, confused, " I wonder what's his problem? "
The giant kaka-germ slid across the deck, laughing with glee, " WHOO-HAHAHAHA!! "
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10:41 PM 10/23/2003
THE END (finally!)
Chuquita: Now aren't you glad you had that snack back when we started this chapter :)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) We haven't had a chapter this long since "Lost in Space".
Chuquita: (thinks) Which actually wasn't too long ago.
Goku: (chirps) I had fun in THIS chapter!
Vegeta: And I temporarily was kaka-germ free.....temporarily....
Chuquita: Hai, it was long but I enjoyed typing it! So many ideas...
Vegeta: (smirks) Say, does Onna REMAIN mentally deranged from now on?
Chuquita: WAHH! (falls over) Of course not! There's still plenty of fics and events left to take place! Her brain'll bounce
back, sort of.
Vegeta: (snickers) Heh-heh.
Chuquita: You know looking at the seagulls thing in general those gags probably came from some episode of some long-forgotten
-to-my-brain tv show I used to watch, combined with the trouble-making seagulls I see every summer at the beach.
Vegeta1: (to Veggie) Geez, with the situation YOU'RE in I'll be more than happy to get back to the past!
Vegeta: (groans) Can I come with you?
Goku: NONO! (panics, grabs Veggie & hugs him tightly) I do not want little Veggie to leave me all alone!
Vegeta: (eyes widen, face bright red) ...
Vegeta1: I fear for my future.
Vegeta: (flatly) Not as much as I fear for mine.
Chuquita: (thinks outloud) Maybe we SHOULD have future Veggie & future Goku in the Corner one fic...
Goku: (cheers) YEAH! (lets go of Veggie) Future Veggie is so nice to me and has crowned future me his oujo and we go on
fun and exciting magical adventures in deep space!
Chuquita: Now THAT would have been an interesting dbz-spinoff anime series.
Vegeta: No, it would be mentally painful for me.
Chuquita: I'd watch it. Besides! Future Veggie brings back his planet and everyone on Bejito-sei! (grins) And I luv that gang
on Bejito-sei! (King Bejito, Queen Ruby, Cally, Nappa, Raditsu, Celipa, Bardock) (to audiance) Infact after this end Corner
ends I'm planning on doing a Bardock one-shot! It'll be fun!
Goku: (grins) YAY! (happily) Barudokku's my daddy! (happy-grin)
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You're so observant, Kakarrotto.
Goku: (pats him on the head) Why THANK YOU little Veggie!
Goku1: Hahaha, future me's funny! (also pats Veggie on the head)
Vegeta: CUT THAT OUT!!
Goku1: (Son-grin) Aww, come on Veggie! You know you like the attention and affection given to you by your peasants!
Goku: (chirps) Especially since there's only 1 of me--ah, 2 of---you know! (big happy grin)
Vegeta: (twitches) Hai...
Chuquita: I guess we should get to the "Ask Veggie"'s now. (to audiance) I had to blank out some of the copied questions
because if I had completely re-copied every word of some of them I would be forced to bump this fic's rating up to PG-13 or R
or somethin, I'm not sure which...anyway all questions will be answered as if the blanked out words were infact there.
Meaning, Veggie can see all the words in the letters, but when it's copied it'll look blanked out to those reading the fic.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) That didn't make any sense at all.
Chuquita: I was hoping it made at least a little bit.
Vegeta1: I understand what you're talking about Chu, let's go. (grabs the bag w/reviews in it)
Vegeta: (snatches bag) I'M the "Ask Veggie" Veggie, not you!
Vegeta1: I was you before even YOU were you!
Vegeta: ...
Vegeta1: ...
Vegeta: ...what? (blinks)
Goku: (giggles) I just LUV confused little Veggies!
Dear Goku, from Rissa of the Saiyajin: Question for Goku: Do you realise that Vegeta is actually LYING to you now? Oujis and
oujos DO mate! And if you want proof, just read his lil Veggie-mind (we all know you have psychic powers Kakay.)
Goku: (cheerfully) Yes I do have psychic powers that are far beyond the av-er-age saiyajin mind's! (looks curiously at Veggie
and reaches for Veggie's head a la how-he-read-Kuririn's-mind-on-namek-sei)
Vegeta: WAHHH! (slaps Goku's hand away) CUT THAT OUT!
Goku: (pouts) But how am I supposed to know if oujis & oujos do mate or not?
Vegeta: THEY DON'T, OH-KAY!
Goku: How do I know Veggie is telling the truth? (reaches to grab Veggie's head again only to have Veggie duck)
Vegeta: Well, of--of course I'm telling the truth Kakarrotto. "Little Veggies" ALWAYS tell the TRUTH, you know that! Haha,
ha. (nervous laughter)
Goku: (thinks, confused) Well....there are SOME TIMES when Veggies lie....
Vegeta: (interupts) (mock-cheerfully) --NEXT-LETTER!
Goku: (pouts) HEY!
Dear Veggie, from Miyanon: I have a question for Veggie! What's your deepest most hidden desire that you're afraid of telling
anyone even yourself? I'm half expecting you not to answer this.
Vegeta: (smirks) Why of COURSE I will answer this for you--in my NATIVE TONGUE!
Chuquita: WAHH! (falls over)
Vegeta: (happily) Nomba se la quinetna boba lape de sol na parunka sepa mi vases sia kin dalee meo guap o' tentia sela.
(blushes lightly) Sepa nah.
(Chu and Gokus sweatdrop, Veggie1 stares at him w/his eyes bugged out of his head)
Vegeta: (cocks an eyebrow at past self) What are you looking a--OH CRAP! You know saiyago too!
Vegeta1: (chokes out) I'm going to try very hard to avoid THIS particular future.
Vegeta: You mean present.
Vegeta1: For YOU, maybe...
Dear Veggie1, from Miyanon: Now a question for Veggie1 if he's still there! Tell the truth now, what was the first thing you
thought about "Kakorot" when you first saw him?
Vegeta1: (looks at Goku1, then at Goku; both Gokus grinning stupidly) I think it was somewhere along the lines of "You've got
to be kidding me". It was a tail-less saiyajin peasant flying on a floating yellow blob wearing a bright orange pair of
pajamas.
Goku1: (sweatdrops) It's called a GI.
Vegeta1: WELL I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEN! (grumbles) Could've sworn you were planning to blind us before the battle even
started. (smirks) Ah I scared you GOOD in that battle... (reminicing) (snaps out of it) Infact I didn't even see that
trademarked insane brainless kako-grin until we had to put you in the healing tank on Namek.
Goku1: (glomps Veggie1) YEAH! Veggie slept infront of the tank and guarded me!
Vegeta1: I WAS NOT GUARDING YOU I HADN'T SLEPT IN ALMOST A MONTH!!
Goku1: (blinks) Wow, that is a long time, huh?
Vegeta1: (mimickingly) "Wow that is a long time, huh?", baka.
Dear Veggie, from Nekoni: OHOHOH! I have a question! For VEGGIE! -Veggie- why don't you tell goku you love -
Oh scrap that! You never answer truthfully anyway! *scoffs* AHEM! In your ssj4 forms, is it nice to have your fur brushed?
*looks sweet*
Veggie, what is the most attractive attribute to the saiyan next to you.
Goku, do you think Veggie is pretty or handsome =)?
Oh! And hot chocolate or cold chocolate, Goku? Don't say lukewarm- NOBODY likes lukewarm...
OH! Veggie again. I'm curious... there's ONE THING I can't cook- fishfingers. They always die some way. Is there a secret to
success?
Vegeta: (smiles) Having my ssj4 fur brushed is indeed a pleasant feeling. It makes all your worries go away...
(looks at Goku and sweatdrops) Kakarrotto's most attractive attribute?
Goku: (waves happily to Veggie)
Vegeta: (shudders) OHHHhhhhhh... (shakes light redness off his face) Well, ah, Kakarrotto's, uh, (looks the large saiyajin up
and down, Goku smiles and doesn't seem to notice) he's, umm, very lo---no, bad adjetive. (thinks) Kakarrotto is very caring
towards me while no one else in the entire universe who I've come in contact with besides my family cares if I live or die.
Goku: Aww, don't be silly Veggie! We all luv u!
Vegeta: (minorly sulks) Uh-huh, (sighs) Back to the questions--oh, (sweatdrop) One of Kakarrotto.
Goku: OOH! (reads above lines) Is Veggie pretty or handsome? (looks at Veggie, who sweatdrops) Well... (happily) I think
Veggie's VERY ~*pretty*~!
Vegeta: WAHH!! (falls over) (gets up, bright red in the face) YOU ONLY USED "PRETTY" BECAUSE IT'S THE MORE EMBARASSING OF THE
TWO WHEN DESCRIBING ME!!!
Goku: (blinks, tilts his head) No I didn't, Veggie is pretty.
Vegeta: (slaps himself in the face, grumbles and mutters something under his breath and sits back down in his seat)
Goku: Chocolate choco-late choco-late. It all depends on what FORM of choco-late. (brightly) If it's hot cocoa then I luv it
hot & w/lots of little marshmellows! Or if it's fudge. But if it's candy or ice-cream I like it cold!
Vegeta: Ah, fishfingers? (thinks) Babi lo sesuna pe dedjo!
Vegeta1: (twitch) That wasn't an answer that was a bunch of saiyago babble-words because you don't know!!
Vegeta: (snorts) I do too, I'd, just have to see what the product looks like first, that's all.
Vegeta1: (flatly) Uh-huh.
Dear Goku, from JSF: (This one's actually for Goku.) 1. Hey Goku it doesn't matter that Veggie has those body parts. The way
you could do that thing with him is very simple; all you'd have to do is pin him down, turn him over, and *******************
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Goku: (blinks) You mean Veggie's poop-shoot?
Vegeta: WAHHHH! (falls over) DON'T CALL IT THAT!
Goku: I do not know the scientific term! (pouts) (thinks) Anyways, wouldn't that HURT Veggie, since it's his poopy place? And
would it be cheating on Chi-chan? And what if doing such a thing if it could be done could get Veggie pregnant!
Vegeta: (snaps) I CAN'T GET PREGNANT YOU BAKAYARO I'M A MALE!!! I DON'T HAVE FEMALE ORGANS THAT'S WHAT THE QUESTION POINTS
OUT!!
Goku: ...
Goku1: Heehee, organs.
Dear Veggie, from JSF: 2. (For Veggie) Okay, enough Goku/Veggie hintings from me. ^^' Don't kill me! I want to ask you what
the sweetest thing you ever did for Bulma was. (Besides killing yourself for her that one time.) You're not exactly the most
romantic guy so I want to know about a rare, fluffy Bulma/Veggie moment.
Vegeta: (sighs happily) Ah, a non-Kakarrotto question. I'm not sure if this would be THE sweetest thing but it definately
stands out. A while ago Bulma had been working on some super-project that took her "many many months" to build. When she let
me look it at I, accidentally might of broken it up a bit--anyway, she got mad at me and kicked me out of the lab. Late at
night I snuck back into the lab and tried to put it back together super-glue. They were really small pieces and I almost gave
up and blasted the lab apart but I finally finished the darn thing and it it nearly brand new again. I must've fallen asleep
because when I woke up she was down there staring at me and asking if I had fixed it. I said I had and, quietly apologized to
her about smashing the darn thing into the floor. She forgave me, we held each other, then made-out for what was probably the
longest time I've ever made-out in one sitting in my life. The remainder of THAT new day was certainly a grand one. (smirks).
Goku: Aww! Happy endings for Veggie!......when was that?
Vegeta: Five or six months after Buu.
Goku: Ahhh!
Vegeta: More questions.
Dear Veggie, from Christina G: in the end corner Vegeta said something that caught my attention. on how most of the "Ask
Veggie" questions were of his feelings for Kakarrotto; he stated "my true thoughts on Kakarotto."
Does this mean that Vegeta has been lying to us this entire time and that his fellings are more than just platonic?
Vegeta: (thinks) Ah...no, of course not! Hahaha, that was only a misinterpretation of words. My feelings for Kakarrotto are
nothing more than a platonic friendship of a relationship.
Vegeta1: (rolls his eyes) Heh, soompu.
Vegeta: (huffs) Na de memoi sena po! Next letter...
Dear Goku, from Ouji Chan: -=Smirks evilly at the flustered prince.=- Oh Kakarot allow me to ellaborate since I have no
fear of the *onna*..if you were to mate with Vegeta all you have to do is insert your male **********************************
************************************************************.=- Now as to my question and believe me I actually do have one.
Though you may cringe at it Vegeta. It's for Kakarot; Kaka chan..I'm curious, in many of chu's fictions you smack Vegeta's
behind, and in movie twelve it appears as though you pound it with your fist, I know that CHU says she doesn't have a
spanking fetish or interest, but do you? You said you learned to spank someone for punishment from the onna but did you also
know it can be a source of pleasure and even fun? Plus, if it isn't a secret interest you have, then WHY do you do it so
often??
Goku: (flushed pink from "*'rd-out-to-readers" words) (gasps) Oh my.... (covers his mouth with his hands, shocked)
Vegeta: (twitching profusely) SOMEONE SAID THAT BEFORE, KAKARROTTO!
Goku: ...but, not in this way! (brain cells start exploding) Ohhhhhh... (looks away, confused)
Vegeta: (groans) Question.
Goku: Huh?!
Vegeta: *sigh* Question Kakarrotto, there's a, *twitch* QUESTION for you.
Goku: O--oh, hai. Yes, Chi-chan has taught me that spanking is a form of punishment when somebody does something bad... I
didn't know you could have fun smacking people's tushies with your hands...umm, ah, (still looking around and stammering
uneasily) Oh my....ah...uh... hold on. (closes his eyes for a moment and starts taking several deep breaths,
Piccolo-meditation style) *whew* (cheerfully) I am BETTER now that I have cleared my mind!
Vegeta: (gawking) How do you DO that?!
Goku: It is not hard to clear your mind of all thought, little Veggie! (chirps) NOW, where was I, ahh. I try not to let
things such as punishing somebody throught spanking which may seem a bit authoritative take control of me because if I had,
then there would be a number of people living with very sore butts right now. (nods) I pounded Veggie's bottom to get him to
stand up again since he probably wouldn't have let me pick him up.
Vegeta: It was to force me to start walking again.
Goku: Yup!
Vegeta: ...I feel slightly better now, and more reassured about that particular moment.
Goku: HEEE~~
Dear Goku, from Nekoni: Dropped in again to drop off a gift- since ouji-kun recomended I did.
*gives Goku a brush-activated musical brush*
Test this out, wontcha?
Goku: WHEE! A GIFT!! (rips open the wrapping paper and pulls out brush, brushes his head for a moment and oohs at the
musical sound, then leans over and starts brushing Veggie's tail) Hahaha! FUN!
Vegeta: (twitches in annoyance) Hai...."fun".
Goku: (happily) THANK YOU NEKONI! (continues brushing the fur on Veggie's tail)
Vegeta: (yanks his tail away) CUT THAT OUT!!!
Goku: ... (goes off and starts brushing Veggie's hair on the head instead) Veggie's hair is so nice-n-soft~~ !
Vegeta: ...*twitch*....
Chuquita: And now to wrap up w/the reviewer replies!
To Nuki: Aw, thanks so much! I had a lot of fun w/the egg scene! And you were right about there being a plot twist. Infact
there were a few. :)
To Rissa of the Saiya-Jin: The languages were fun! Originally I was only gonna use spanish but I thought adding in a 2nd
language, French, would make it even more random :D Hai, Goku doesn't understand, at the moment he's clearing his mind. :D
Goku: (to Chu) If I mentally blank out long enough, I'll erase the pg-13 implications of the earlier pg-13-ish letters.
(goes into a mindless daze) ...
Vegeta: (waves his hand infront of Goku's face) Wow, he's good.
To Goddess Shimi: OMG I luved that picture!! *grins* I had it as my desktop background all week after that! It's not often
you find actual toei-ish dbz images w/everyone in a funny pose rather than "Action-Goku and his Action-Squad" pose. Thank you
so much!
Goku: (still in mindless daze) ...
To Miyanon: Chi-Chi was worried about her children, that's all. Like how she prepared "to the extreme" in the Saiyajin and
Freeza eps to save Gohan, then tried to go save him in the Cell eps, and then attacked Buu two times even though she knew he
was super-powerful just to save her kids? It's the whole motherly protection thing. (grins) Ah, the kaka-germs CAN be creepy
when they want to, but you're right they're not evil. They have Goku's mentality and knowledge so they can't do THAT much
evil on purpose.
To JSF: I luved the fusion play. They'll certainly be back in chiwisheskakhuman and MAYBE the Goggie parody (I have no idea
where on the timeline that movie will take place). Heehee, Gohan can't help it, after all Chi-Chi tutored him so much she
sort of rubbed off on him.
To Callimogua: Thank you very much! So much happened in part 3 but I enjoyed typing it.
To Saiyajin-Neko: Hee~ the Chi-Chi-Egg was thought up after I was watching some of my dubs (which included that episode).
LOL! "most embarassing parent" :D Chi-Chi either has very strong lungs or eats a lot of throat drops ^_^;; The Veggie-germs
ALMOST got control of Veggie's brain but thanks to Veggie-germ he is safe :)
To Goddess Shimi: LOL! Singing fusions! I would probably recognize that song if I heard it on the radio, I stink at paring up
songs w/their titles because they rarely give the song-titles on the radio unless it's a countdown or the song is new. Heehee
heee, "schoolgirl Veggie" *grins* I actually think I may have seen a picture like that somewhere before. Is the actual cover
pink? *thinks*
To Cathowl: Heehee, goodluck breaking that up :) Oh! And is your Kakarrotto one who just never hit his head or never reached
Earth in the first place but stayed on Bejito-sei? (lil curious)
To chaos: Well, Chi-Chi DID sorta go mental at the end of this chapter, but she should be back to normal after my two
one-shot fics.
Vegeta: (smirks) Note the word, "should".
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) She's needed for future stories, Veggie, I can't let her stay deranged!
Vegeta: (pouts) Ohh.... (looks at review) (snorts) And I am NOT going to "you know" with Kakarrotto!
Goku: (still in mindless daze) ....... (tinging noise is heard) *TING*!
Voice from around Goku: File deleted.
Goku: (blinks) (comes out of it) Hi Veggie! Hi Chu-sama! What are we doing?
Chuquita: Son-kun the fic is over.
Goku: (pouts) It is....?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops)
Chuquita: (blinks) Wow, you CAN brainwash parts of your own mind.
Goku: (happily) One of my many a-stounding mental a-bilities!
Vegeta: (flaty) Uh-huh.
Vegeta1: Well Chu, I think Kakorot and I will be taking our leave now.
Chuquita: (frowns) Aw, so soon? I missed you guys!
Goku: We're still here! :)
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) I know that, I meant them. (points to Goku1 & Veggie1)
Goku1: Byebye Chu-sam! (gives her a hug)
Chuquita: Aww, byebye Son-kun! (smiles) I'll see you in fic #100 when and if we get there!
Vegeta1: (sweatdrops) That's a pretty big when and if.
Chuquita: This story was a pretty big when and if. (perks up) You know what! I don't have to wait 25 more fics! I'll bring
you guys back sooner! When, I'm not sure! But there's definately no "if"!
Goku1: Heee~~ (waves to audiance) May your Veggies live and prosper a-plenty! (hugs Veggie1 and prepares to teleport home)
Vegeta1: (snaps, embarassed) HEY! DON'T HUG ME I HATE YOUR GUTS!!!
Goku1: (chrips) (grins teasingly at him) Not in the future! (teleports both of them home)
Chuquita: Well, that's the end of our 75th Fic guys. (pops open a Pepsi can) (cheers) HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
Vegeta: (takes a swig of his Pepsi can, then cheers to it) HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
Goku: (happily) AND MANY, MANY MORE! (goes to try and open his Pepsi can and accidentally fires its contents at Veggie's
face) (blinks) ...oops.
Vegeta: (twitches) (gets up) KAKARROTTO!!!
Goku: (grins) (runs off, laughing) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!
Vegeta: (runs after him) YOU GET BACK HERE!!!
Chuquita: (to audiance) See you next time!