Chapter 11
Kuwabara's Freaky-Demon-Girl Hunt (and Fireworks)
by lieiavalon2044
"1:45 a.m, Kuwabara Monitoring System! Ok, I have successfully escaped the wrath of Shizuru, the menace of the Makai! But she ripped up my Playboy magazine!!! I MOURN THE GOD BOOK!!! *many minutes of weeping, crying, fists banging on the ground etc...* Ok, I'm done now... *sniffle* Now I shall... Uh... I... Oh... I... uh... Forgot... Hang on one sec' there Frito Chili Pie!!! I'll be right back!"
*Sound of feet pounding on grass. Then silence. Then a strange sound that sounds like a fox cub or something of approximately the same size. Sound of breathing now. Very loud breathing. And then, finally something legible.*
"HEY! PUT THAT DOWN YOU MANGY- OHH!!! IT'S SOOOOOOO ADORABLE! Hey wait... I've seen you before... AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S THE FOX OF HELL SENT BY YAKUMO, from the Netherworld, OWNED BY LIEI, also from the Netherworld, WHO CONTROLS THE EVIL BEAST'S ACTIONS!!!!!!!"
* windows opening*
"SHUT UP YOU &*%*^$&^&^$^$&^%&* &^$^%$&^%*^$^%$%*&%*&%$*^%* MORON!!!"
"OW! THE LAMPS ARE ATTACKING! RUN, FRITOS, RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!"
* more pounding of feet, the growling of a persistent fox cub, the sounds of an angry sleep deprived mob who were so desparate to shut Kuwabara up, they jumped out their windows to properly throw electrical appliances at him*
(The next part had to be edited a lot. Just to be appropriate for the script, though the real reason is because I don't wanna let my parents see me using those words. ^^)
"OWWW!!! *&*^^%$ SHIZURU!!! I SWEAR TO %^&*$#@ ^$** THAT I'LL NEVER $%^&*^! INSULT YOU AGAIN! JUST GET THIS $%^& ANGRY MOB OFF OF MEEEEEE!!! OW!!! HELP ME SHIZURU!!! HEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *()$^#%$)*^#)&$%*(&^)($*^#%$&*@)#^* SHIZURU!!! CAN'T YOU (&*%^&^$#%^*&%&^%&*( HEAR ME?!?!"
*Now that the handy little video feature on 'Fritos' has been activated, we get to enjoy the sight of Kuwabara's head being squished, squashed, mashed, mushed, chopped, diced, sliced and bombarded, along with the rest of his pathetic being. Ok, so I went too far with the diced, chopped and sliced part. He's just being squished, squashed, mashed, mushed and bombarded by lamps of many colors, such as electric green with orange and hot pink flowers on them.*
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Hiei opened the door to Rei's apartment and saw Liei sleeping on the couch. Youko was sitting on the couch also, letting her rest her head on his lap while he played with her hair. Hiei ignored them and walked past. He opened a white door and a very powerful rose scent bombarded (my pet word for this chappie^^) his nostrils. He gagged and staggered back , holding his nose shut with his fingers and even then the 'stench' penetrated the barrier. Hiei then fell over the back of the couch and ended up upside down, his head hitting the floor.
"Damn kitsune..." he muttered as he turned his self right side up. He glared at the kitsune, who was yawning in boredom. Hiei got up and stalked angrily to Rei's bedroom door (which was black and otherwise very dull (How is black dull?!) without any flames or ANYTHING!!! ^^*) and flung it open.
Hiei walked to the bed, and snatched his sword off the covers. He looked around the room and saw a small statue of a dragon perched on the window sill. It was in one of the typical 'Look-I-Don't-Have-A-Spine' poses, and it's eyes were two inset most likely fake rubies. He walked over and picked it up, turning it around several times before he realized it looked a lot like his own Kokoryuu-haa and tucked the small, cold statue into a pocket.
(OMG!!! HIEI'S GOT POCKETS IN THAT... THAT... THING HE WEARS??!! Those must be some pretty handy pockets, saying how big and poofy his 'shirt' thingy is...)
Hiei sighed and rubbed his fingertips over the dragon statue, but now it seemed warmer. He frowned and pulled it out, his eyes widening at the sight of the now flickering flames that danced across it's shiny stone surface, which was writhing, moving like slick coils of a snake, the scales slipping over his hands as it wound about his fingers. He stared at it, now unable to feel the scales, only the warmth of the purple and black flames.
"What... Who...?" he said, his eyes wide with surprise. The dragon laughed and Hiei saw pearly, white, needle like teeth inside it's miniscule mouth.
"I am a servant, known only as Shotaro Nigiyami. You are a fire demon, correct? That is the only way I would ever be released from my stone prison."
Shotaro flew out of Hiei's grasp, Hiei following out the window, jumping from roof top to roof top in pursuit of the elusive 'statue'.
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"Uh.. I dunno what time it is... Oh well.. KUWABARA MONITORING SYSTEM!!! TIME TO HUNT FREAKY DEMON GIRLS O'CLOCK!!! I just narrowly escaped those.. Rampag... Ramp... uh, mob of angry lamp throwing, hitting poor, innocent, intelli-, er, smart, Kuwabara with ugly lamps from the Stone Age!!! Oh.. here's my watch... It looks like...Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................ ..."
*Silence for many minutes, then sound of grass against speaker. Then a triumphant 'OH!!! So that's what it says!!!' then sound of recorder being picked up again, being hit against bushes, tree trunks, rocks, and Kuwabara's elbow*
"Ok, due to my excellent resources (Man... I sound smart!!! Like fox- boy!!!) I have deciphered that the time is... 2:30 a.m.!!! Ok... *cough, cough* Now I must start this over again..."
*Dramatic pause*
"OK!!! 2:30, er, no... OK!!! 2:31 a.m.!!! KUWABARA MONITORING SYSTEM!!! I am now hunting the- AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HOLY CRAP!!! IT'S-!!! IT'S- -!!! IT'S----!!! Uh, who are you?"
"I'm Laoni, you moron. The demon you've been looking for."
"Uh... I have?"
"Yes. And take off that stupid, awfuly mended pink thing on your fore head and shut off that, uh...."
"HAH!!! You don't even know what a VIDEO CAMERA IS!!!"
*Various laughing along with a muttered 'Oh hardy, har, har.. I'm dying of laughter over here you moron... Go wax a car with your hair gel... And get rid of that HORRIFIC hair dye... Wait, I'll just shave your head for you.. You don't NEED it do you?' then a loud incredible girlish scream (which, we discovered, came from Kuwabara as Laoni leapt toward him with a sword, not the other way around. And, after analyzing Laoni's character, we found that she would have cussed him out instead of wasting precious air on screaming like a girl.) and then a thud.*
*After which, we got so incredibly tired with listening to crickets that we taped 'Theme From the First Symphony' over it. With lovely cricket sound effects. While someone is chanting in some obscure lanugage in the background that sounds like it night be Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' or something...*
*Then, *tragically* the batteries of precious Fritos-chan... Died. *Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* *much sobbing and hysterical weeping* And now, we present the will of Video Recorder, Fritos-sama. He was an amazing recorder, able to translate the obscure language of the idiot, able to record the actions of political leaders in some obscure places in Turkey, Germany, Sri Lanka, Quebec, Panama, and... His only wish was... 'Bury me in the stupid garden along with the stupid idiot, alive or not!'. Now, we present the well written eulogy of Fritos-sama, the honorable video recorder. HEY! What'd you say you obnoxious BRAT?! THAT I'M A FREAK AND I SHOULD SHUT THE HELL UP?! WELL, because I am an honorable priest, er, priestess, I only have few words for you... LEARN WHEN TO KEEP YOUR EFFIN MOUTH SHUT YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT! NOW, OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!! What's that you say? That I should get on with the story? Thank you for being so nice in you request. ^^*
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Hiei jumped onto the next rooftop and looked past the attenae sticking out of various places to search for the tiny dragon. Shotaro was difficult for even him to track, being somehow faster and definitely smaller and able to slip into spaces that he could not.
"Damn..." he cursed under his breath, then felt a strange thing prickle at his senses. Then, as he turned he was bombarded (^^) by flames, then felt a sword cut into his chest. He instantly leapt back, only for the 'corpse' of Kuwabara to be chucked at him from out of the fire. Hiei poofed out of the way of this even greater threat, deciding that what ever was in those flames couldn't possibly be worse than having a moron you despised landing on top of you.
"Hiei!!!" Shotaro hissed from his shoulder. Hiei glanced down at the dragon, who now more resembled a European dragon than his Kokoryuu-haa, but the colors had remained similar, as had the incredible flaming details.
"What do you want now lizard?" he spat, dodging another column of flame. Shotaro hung onto the fabric of Hiei's clothing and when he didn't stop moving because more and more flames kept on appearing, the dragon spoke.
"My master is in there! The fire youkai, Laoni Azayahi! She's powerful Hiei! You may want to go and get help... You can't beat her by herself... I watched she and Sanlaku fight and both of them could kill in seconds! You can't fight one of them! They never were beaten! EVER!!!" the dragon squealed before vanishing in a puff of smoke. Hiei growled and looked toward the source of the advancing youki. The fire youkai stepped out of the flames, and Hiei saw her holding the black dragon statue in her hand. He felt a growl starting to form in his throat, but he strangled it before it escaped to keep her from taking it the wrong way.
"Hello Hiei... I see my minion helped you... Poor Shotaro... He'll never be let out of this statue ever again now... And ony so light a punishment because I adore the three inch evil dragons I created purely by myself..." she said, her voice sending shivers up Hiei's spine. Her sword was drawn, glinting in the mixed moonlight, firelight and city light. He drew his own sword, and ripped off his bandana, his jagan almost immediately opening and glowing eerie shades of green.
Laoni laughed and pulled a bandana off her own forehead, and to Hiei's great surprise, a jagan opened on her forehead also. She lifted her free hand and Hiei saw the black flames begin to form there. He felt for an odd reason, anger rise within him, and almost immediately summoned the most ominous looking (and if you could sense spirit energy it'd be pretty ominous too) fire he could without actually summoing his Kokoryuu-haa.
Laoni looked shoked for a moment, but in a second regained her unconcerned glare. However, Hiei saw it, and decided what the hell, the fastest way to get this over with would be to summon his Kokoryuu-haa.
(Insert Dramatic Pause Here)
So he did.
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Youko's ears pressed back nervously when he heard the shrieking of ambulences and fire trucks, and Liei woke up to a rather rude alarm clock. Both of them ran out onto the balcony (itsy bitsy apartment balcony) and watched as the fire trucks zoomed toward something, while the ambulence was zooming the opposite way toward the hosptial.
As a coincidence, all the others happened to see it at the same time. They panicked (similtaneously), ran out the door to their house or apartment (similtaneously) and got bombarded by lamps (similtaneously) before all of them ran head first into each other and crashed down the rest of the stairs.
To be continued
Ok, I have no clue where the hell that turn of events came from. No clue. I just like loud things making loud noises in previously quiet areas. Sorry I have to drop it off there. I didn't really want to, but I wanted to at least be able to post before Halloween (which this Halloween I'm stuck in a PURE WHITE LONG TOGA WITH A PURPLE CAPE THINGY. And the moon won't even be close to full. Ptttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhh....) and I would have tried programming automatic candy into this, but wouldn't you freak out if stuff started flying out of your screen?I know I would.
And as a reminder, I DO NOT insert subliminal messages into my stories. ^^
I leave tHat to grAndmas, Puppies, Pickles, Yoyos and Harmful Atomic bombs beLow the Earth's surface. beLieve me. i wOuldn't lie to you wonderful, Weird, Extraordinary, Extra Nice EleVatEd above noRmal freakY peoples with out Brains, Or granDfather clocks stuck on mid-daY.
^^ Ok, see if you can find the subliminal message above. It's easy, and don't include the capitals in this sentence or the next. The smiley is the boundary!!!! ^^
Oh, and if you want me to include something in the story, please let me know in a review! I won't put more chara in (that's a different story) but line challenges, ideas for things to happen etc are always welcome! Especially when I have writer's block as badly as I do during the school year! ^^ Chapter 11
Kuwabara's Freaky-Demon-Girl Hunt (and Fireworks)
by lieiavalon2044
"1:45 a.m, Kuwabara Monitoring System! Ok, I have successfully escaped the wrath of Shizuru, the menace of the Makai! But she ripped up my Playboy magazine!!! I MOURN THE GOD BOOK!!! *many minutes of weeping, crying, fists banging on the ground etc...* Ok, I'm done now... *sniffle* Now I shall... Uh... I... Oh... I... uh... Forgot... Hang on one sec' there Frito Chili Pie!!! I'll be right back!"
*Sound of feet pounding on grass. Then silence. Then a strange sound that sounds like a fox cub or something of approximately the same size. Sound of breathing now. Very loud breathing. And then, finally something legible.*
"HEY! PUT THAT DOWN YOU MANGY- OHH!!! IT'S SOOOOOOO ADORABLE! Hey wait... I've seen you before... AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S THE FOX OF HELL SENT BY YAKUMO, from the Netherworld, OWNED BY LIEI, also from the Netherworld, WHO CONTROLS THE EVIL BEAST'S ACTIONS!!!!!!!"
* windows opening*
"SHUT UP YOU &*%*^$&^&^$^$&^%&* &^$^%$&^%*^$^%$%*&%*&%$*^%* MORON!!!"
"OW! THE LAMPS ARE ATTACKING! RUN, FRITOS, RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!"
* more pounding of feet, the growling of a persistent fox cub, the sounds of an angry sleep deprived mob who were so desparate to shut Kuwabara up, they jumped out their windows to properly throw electrical appliances at him*
(The next part had to be edited a lot. Just to be appropriate for the script, though the real reason is because I don't wanna let my parents see me using those words. ^^)
"OWWW!!! *&*^^%$ SHIZURU!!! I SWEAR TO %^&*$#@ ^$** THAT I'LL NEVER $%^&*^! INSULT YOU AGAIN! JUST GET THIS $%^& ANGRY MOB OFF OF MEEEEEE!!! OW!!! HELP ME SHIZURU!!! HEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *()$^#%$)*^#)&$%*(&^)($*^#%$&*@)#^* SHIZURU!!! CAN'T YOU (&*%^&^$#%^*&%&^%&*( HEAR ME?!?!"
*Now that the handy little video feature on 'Fritos' has been activated, we get to enjoy the sight of Kuwabara's head being squished, squashed, mashed, mushed, chopped, diced, sliced and bombarded, along with the rest of his pathetic being. Ok, so I went too far with the diced, chopped and sliced part. He's just being squished, squashed, mashed, mushed and bombarded by lamps of many colors, such as electric green with orange and hot pink flowers on them.*
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Hiei opened the door to Rei's apartment and saw Liei sleeping on the couch. Youko was sitting on the couch also, letting her rest her head on his lap while he played with her hair. Hiei ignored them and walked past. He opened a white door and a very powerful rose scent bombarded (my pet word for this chappie^^) his nostrils. He gagged and staggered back , holding his nose shut with his fingers and even then the 'stench' penetrated the barrier. Hiei then fell over the back of the couch and ended up upside down, his head hitting the floor.
"Damn kitsune..." he muttered as he turned his self right side up. He glared at the kitsune, who was yawning in boredom. Hiei got up and stalked angrily to Rei's bedroom door (which was black and otherwise very dull (How is black dull?!) without any flames or ANYTHING!!! ^^*) and flung it open.
Hiei walked to the bed, and snatched his sword off the covers. He looked around the room and saw a small statue of a dragon perched on the window sill. It was in one of the typical 'Look-I-Don't-Have-A-Spine' poses, and it's eyes were two inset most likely fake rubies. He walked over and picked it up, turning it around several times before he realized it looked a lot like his own Kokoryuu-haa and tucked the small, cold statue into a pocket.
(OMG!!! HIEI'S GOT POCKETS IN THAT... THAT... THING HE WEARS??!! Those must be some pretty handy pockets, saying how big and poofy his 'shirt' thingy is...)
Hiei sighed and rubbed his fingertips over the dragon statue, but now it seemed warmer. He frowned and pulled it out, his eyes widening at the sight of the now flickering flames that danced across it's shiny stone surface, which was writhing, moving like slick coils of a snake, the scales slipping over his hands as it wound about his fingers. He stared at it, now unable to feel the scales, only the warmth of the purple and black flames.
"What... Who...?" he said, his eyes wide with surprise. The dragon laughed and Hiei saw pearly, white, needle like teeth inside it's miniscule mouth.
"I am a servant, known only as Shotaro Nigiyami. You are a fire demon, correct? That is the only way I would ever be released from my stone prison."
Shotaro flew out of Hiei's grasp, Hiei following out the window, jumping from roof top to roof top in pursuit of the elusive 'statue'.
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"Uh.. I dunno what time it is... Oh well.. KUWABARA MONITORING SYSTEM!!! TIME TO HUNT FREAKY DEMON GIRLS O'CLOCK!!! I just narrowly escaped those.. Rampag... Ramp... uh, mob of angry lamp throwing, hitting poor, innocent, intelli-, er, smart, Kuwabara with ugly lamps from the Stone Age!!! Oh.. here's my watch... It looks like...Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................ ..."
*Silence for many minutes, then sound of grass against speaker. Then a triumphant 'OH!!! So that's what it says!!!' then sound of recorder being picked up again, being hit against bushes, tree trunks, rocks, and Kuwabara's elbow*
"Ok, due to my excellent resources (Man... I sound smart!!! Like fox- boy!!!) I have deciphered that the time is... 2:30 a.m.!!! Ok... *cough, cough* Now I must start this over again..."
*Dramatic pause*
"OK!!! 2:30, er, no... OK!!! 2:31 a.m.!!! KUWABARA MONITORING SYSTEM!!! I am now hunting the- AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HOLY CRAP!!! IT'S-!!! IT'S- -!!! IT'S----!!! Uh, who are you?"
"I'm Laoni, you moron. The demon you've been looking for."
"Uh... I have?"
"Yes. And take off that stupid, awfuly mended pink thing on your fore head and shut off that, uh...."
"HAH!!! You don't even know what a VIDEO CAMERA IS!!!"
*Various laughing along with a muttered 'Oh hardy, har, har.. I'm dying of laughter over here you moron... Go wax a car with your hair gel... And get rid of that HORRIFIC hair dye... Wait, I'll just shave your head for you.. You don't NEED it do you?' then a loud incredible girlish scream (which, we discovered, came from Kuwabara as Laoni leapt toward him with a sword, not the other way around. And, after analyzing Laoni's character, we found that she would have cussed him out instead of wasting precious air on screaming like a girl.) and then a thud.*
*After which, we got so incredibly tired with listening to crickets that we taped 'Theme From the First Symphony' over it. With lovely cricket sound effects. While someone is chanting in some obscure lanugage in the background that sounds like it night be Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' or something...*
*Then, *tragically* the batteries of precious Fritos-chan... Died. *Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* *much sobbing and hysterical weeping* And now, we present the will of Video Recorder, Fritos-sama. He was an amazing recorder, able to translate the obscure language of the idiot, able to record the actions of political leaders in some obscure places in Turkey, Germany, Sri Lanka, Quebec, Panama, and... His only wish was... 'Bury me in the stupid garden along with the stupid idiot, alive or not!'. Now, we present the well written eulogy of Fritos-sama, the honorable video recorder. HEY! What'd you say you obnoxious BRAT?! THAT I'M A FREAK AND I SHOULD SHUT THE HELL UP?! WELL, because I am an honorable priest, er, priestess, I only have few words for you... LEARN WHEN TO KEEP YOUR EFFIN MOUTH SHUT YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT! NOW, OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!! What's that you say? That I should get on with the story? Thank you for being so nice in you request. ^^*
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Hiei jumped onto the next rooftop and looked past the attenae sticking out of various places to search for the tiny dragon. Shotaro was difficult for even him to track, being somehow faster and definitely smaller and able to slip into spaces that he could not.
"Damn..." he cursed under his breath, then felt a strange thing prickle at his senses. Then, as he turned he was bombarded (^^) by flames, then felt a sword cut into his chest. He instantly leapt back, only for the 'corpse' of Kuwabara to be chucked at him from out of the fire. Hiei poofed out of the way of this even greater threat, deciding that what ever was in those flames couldn't possibly be worse than having a moron you despised landing on top of you.
"Hiei!!!" Shotaro hissed from his shoulder. Hiei glanced down at the dragon, who now more resembled a European dragon than his Kokoryuu-haa, but the colors had remained similar, as had the incredible flaming details.
"What do you want now lizard?" he spat, dodging another column of flame. Shotaro hung onto the fabric of Hiei's clothing and when he didn't stop moving because more and more flames kept on appearing, the dragon spoke.
"My master is in there! The fire youkai, Laoni Azayahi! She's powerful Hiei! You may want to go and get help... You can't beat her by herself... I watched she and Sanlaku fight and both of them could kill in seconds! You can't fight one of them! They never were beaten! EVER!!!" the dragon squealed before vanishing in a puff of smoke. Hiei growled and looked toward the source of the advancing youki. The fire youkai stepped out of the flames, and Hiei saw her holding the black dragon statue in her hand. He felt a growl starting to form in his throat, but he strangled it before it escaped to keep her from taking it the wrong way.
"Hello Hiei... I see my minion helped you... Poor Shotaro... He'll never be let out of this statue ever again now... And ony so light a punishment because I adore the three inch evil dragons I created purely by myself..." she said, her voice sending shivers up Hiei's spine. Her sword was drawn, glinting in the mixed moonlight, firelight and city light. He drew his own sword, and ripped off his bandana, his jagan almost immediately opening and glowing eerie shades of green.
Laoni laughed and pulled a bandana off her own forehead, and to Hiei's great surprise, a jagan opened on her forehead also. She lifted her free hand and Hiei saw the black flames begin to form there. He felt for an odd reason, anger rise within him, and almost immediately summoned the most ominous looking (and if you could sense spirit energy it'd be pretty ominous too) fire he could without actually summoing his Kokoryuu-haa.
Laoni looked shoked for a moment, but in a second regained her unconcerned glare. However, Hiei saw it, and decided what the hell, the fastest way to get this over with would be to summon his Kokoryuu-haa.
(Insert Dramatic Pause Here)
So he did.
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Youko's ears pressed back nervously when he heard the shrieking of ambulences and fire trucks, and Liei woke up to a rather rude alarm clock. Both of them ran out onto the balcony (itsy bitsy apartment balcony) and watched as the fire trucks zoomed toward something, while the ambulence was zooming the opposite way toward the hosptial.
As a coincidence, all the others happened to see it at the same time. They panicked (similtaneously), ran out the door to their house or apartment (similtaneously) and got bombarded by lamps (similtaneously) before all of them ran head first into each other and crashed down the rest of the stairs.
To be continued
Ok, I have no clue where the hell that turn of events came from. No clue. I just like loud things making loud noises in previously quiet areas. Sorry I have to drop it off there. I didn't really want to, but I wanted to at least be able to post before Halloween (which this Halloween I'm stuck in a PURE WHITE LONG TOGA WITH A PURPLE CAPE THINGY. And the moon won't even be close to full. Ptttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhh....) and I would have tried programming automatic candy into this, but wouldn't you freak out if stuff started flying out of your screen?I know I would.
And as a reminder, I DO NOT insert subliminal messages into my stories. ^^
I leave tHat to grAndmas, Puppies, Pickles, Yoyos and Harmful Atomic bombs beLow the Earth's surface. beLieve me. i wOuldn't lie to you wonderful, Weird, Extraordinary, Extra Nice EleVatEd above noRmal freakY peoples with out Brains, Or granDfather clocks stuck on mid-daY.
^^ Ok, see if you can find the subliminal message above. It's easy, and don't include the capitals in this sentence or the next. The smiley is the boundary!!!! ^^
Oh, and if you want me to include something in the story, please let me know in a review! I won't put more chara in (that's a different story) but line challenges, ideas for things to happen etc are always welcome! Especially when I have writer's block as badly as I do during the school year! ^^
Kuwabara's Freaky-Demon-Girl Hunt (and Fireworks)
by lieiavalon2044
"1:45 a.m, Kuwabara Monitoring System! Ok, I have successfully escaped the wrath of Shizuru, the menace of the Makai! But she ripped up my Playboy magazine!!! I MOURN THE GOD BOOK!!! *many minutes of weeping, crying, fists banging on the ground etc...* Ok, I'm done now... *sniffle* Now I shall... Uh... I... Oh... I... uh... Forgot... Hang on one sec' there Frito Chili Pie!!! I'll be right back!"
*Sound of feet pounding on grass. Then silence. Then a strange sound that sounds like a fox cub or something of approximately the same size. Sound of breathing now. Very loud breathing. And then, finally something legible.*
"HEY! PUT THAT DOWN YOU MANGY- OHH!!! IT'S SOOOOOOO ADORABLE! Hey wait... I've seen you before... AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S THE FOX OF HELL SENT BY YAKUMO, from the Netherworld, OWNED BY LIEI, also from the Netherworld, WHO CONTROLS THE EVIL BEAST'S ACTIONS!!!!!!!"
* windows opening*
"SHUT UP YOU &*%*^$&^&^$^$&^%&* &^$^%$&^%*^$^%$%*&%*&%$*^%* MORON!!!"
"OW! THE LAMPS ARE ATTACKING! RUN, FRITOS, RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!"
* more pounding of feet, the growling of a persistent fox cub, the sounds of an angry sleep deprived mob who were so desparate to shut Kuwabara up, they jumped out their windows to properly throw electrical appliances at him*
(The next part had to be edited a lot. Just to be appropriate for the script, though the real reason is because I don't wanna let my parents see me using those words. ^^)
"OWWW!!! *&*^^%$ SHIZURU!!! I SWEAR TO %^&*$#@ ^$** THAT I'LL NEVER $%^&*^! INSULT YOU AGAIN! JUST GET THIS $%^& ANGRY MOB OFF OF MEEEEEE!!! OW!!! HELP ME SHIZURU!!! HEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *()$^#%$)*^#)&$%*(&^)($*^#%$&*@)#^* SHIZURU!!! CAN'T YOU (&*%^&^$#%^*&%&^%&*( HEAR ME?!?!"
*Now that the handy little video feature on 'Fritos' has been activated, we get to enjoy the sight of Kuwabara's head being squished, squashed, mashed, mushed, chopped, diced, sliced and bombarded, along with the rest of his pathetic being. Ok, so I went too far with the diced, chopped and sliced part. He's just being squished, squashed, mashed, mushed and bombarded by lamps of many colors, such as electric green with orange and hot pink flowers on them.*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Hiei opened the door to Rei's apartment and saw Liei sleeping on the couch. Youko was sitting on the couch also, letting her rest her head on his lap while he played with her hair. Hiei ignored them and walked past. He opened a white door and a very powerful rose scent bombarded (my pet word for this chappie^^) his nostrils. He gagged and staggered back , holding his nose shut with his fingers and even then the 'stench' penetrated the barrier. Hiei then fell over the back of the couch and ended up upside down, his head hitting the floor.
"Damn kitsune..." he muttered as he turned his self right side up. He glared at the kitsune, who was yawning in boredom. Hiei got up and stalked angrily to Rei's bedroom door (which was black and otherwise very dull (How is black dull?!) without any flames or ANYTHING!!! ^^*) and flung it open.
Hiei walked to the bed, and snatched his sword off the covers. He looked around the room and saw a small statue of a dragon perched on the window sill. It was in one of the typical 'Look-I-Don't-Have-A-Spine' poses, and it's eyes were two inset most likely fake rubies. He walked over and picked it up, turning it around several times before he realized it looked a lot like his own Kokoryuu-haa and tucked the small, cold statue into a pocket.
(OMG!!! HIEI'S GOT POCKETS IN THAT... THAT... THING HE WEARS??!! Those must be some pretty handy pockets, saying how big and poofy his 'shirt' thingy is...)
Hiei sighed and rubbed his fingertips over the dragon statue, but now it seemed warmer. He frowned and pulled it out, his eyes widening at the sight of the now flickering flames that danced across it's shiny stone surface, which was writhing, moving like slick coils of a snake, the scales slipping over his hands as it wound about his fingers. He stared at it, now unable to feel the scales, only the warmth of the purple and black flames.
"What... Who...?" he said, his eyes wide with surprise. The dragon laughed and Hiei saw pearly, white, needle like teeth inside it's miniscule mouth.
"I am a servant, known only as Shotaro Nigiyami. You are a fire demon, correct? That is the only way I would ever be released from my stone prison."
Shotaro flew out of Hiei's grasp, Hiei following out the window, jumping from roof top to roof top in pursuit of the elusive 'statue'.
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"Uh.. I dunno what time it is... Oh well.. KUWABARA MONITORING SYSTEM!!! TIME TO HUNT FREAKY DEMON GIRLS O'CLOCK!!! I just narrowly escaped those.. Rampag... Ramp... uh, mob of angry lamp throwing, hitting poor, innocent, intelli-, er, smart, Kuwabara with ugly lamps from the Stone Age!!! Oh.. here's my watch... It looks like...Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................ ..."
*Silence for many minutes, then sound of grass against speaker. Then a triumphant 'OH!!! So that's what it says!!!' then sound of recorder being picked up again, being hit against bushes, tree trunks, rocks, and Kuwabara's elbow*
"Ok, due to my excellent resources (Man... I sound smart!!! Like fox- boy!!!) I have deciphered that the time is... 2:30 a.m.!!! Ok... *cough, cough* Now I must start this over again..."
*Dramatic pause*
"OK!!! 2:30, er, no... OK!!! 2:31 a.m.!!! KUWABARA MONITORING SYSTEM!!! I am now hunting the- AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HOLY CRAP!!! IT'S-!!! IT'S- -!!! IT'S----!!! Uh, who are you?"
"I'm Laoni, you moron. The demon you've been looking for."
"Uh... I have?"
"Yes. And take off that stupid, awfuly mended pink thing on your fore head and shut off that, uh...."
"HAH!!! You don't even know what a VIDEO CAMERA IS!!!"
*Various laughing along with a muttered 'Oh hardy, har, har.. I'm dying of laughter over here you moron... Go wax a car with your hair gel... And get rid of that HORRIFIC hair dye... Wait, I'll just shave your head for you.. You don't NEED it do you?' then a loud incredible girlish scream (which, we discovered, came from Kuwabara as Laoni leapt toward him with a sword, not the other way around. And, after analyzing Laoni's character, we found that she would have cussed him out instead of wasting precious air on screaming like a girl.) and then a thud.*
*After which, we got so incredibly tired with listening to crickets that we taped 'Theme From the First Symphony' over it. With lovely cricket sound effects. While someone is chanting in some obscure lanugage in the background that sounds like it night be Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' or something...*
*Then, *tragically* the batteries of precious Fritos-chan... Died. *Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* *much sobbing and hysterical weeping* And now, we present the will of Video Recorder, Fritos-sama. He was an amazing recorder, able to translate the obscure language of the idiot, able to record the actions of political leaders in some obscure places in Turkey, Germany, Sri Lanka, Quebec, Panama, and... His only wish was... 'Bury me in the stupid garden along with the stupid idiot, alive or not!'. Now, we present the well written eulogy of Fritos-sama, the honorable video recorder. HEY! What'd you say you obnoxious BRAT?! THAT I'M A FREAK AND I SHOULD SHUT THE HELL UP?! WELL, because I am an honorable priest, er, priestess, I only have few words for you... LEARN WHEN TO KEEP YOUR EFFIN MOUTH SHUT YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT! NOW, OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!! What's that you say? That I should get on with the story? Thank you for being so nice in you request. ^^*
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Hiei jumped onto the next rooftop and looked past the attenae sticking out of various places to search for the tiny dragon. Shotaro was difficult for even him to track, being somehow faster and definitely smaller and able to slip into spaces that he could not.
"Damn..." he cursed under his breath, then felt a strange thing prickle at his senses. Then, as he turned he was bombarded (^^) by flames, then felt a sword cut into his chest. He instantly leapt back, only for the 'corpse' of Kuwabara to be chucked at him from out of the fire. Hiei poofed out of the way of this even greater threat, deciding that what ever was in those flames couldn't possibly be worse than having a moron you despised landing on top of you.
"Hiei!!!" Shotaro hissed from his shoulder. Hiei glanced down at the dragon, who now more resembled a European dragon than his Kokoryuu-haa, but the colors had remained similar, as had the incredible flaming details.
"What do you want now lizard?" he spat, dodging another column of flame. Shotaro hung onto the fabric of Hiei's clothing and when he didn't stop moving because more and more flames kept on appearing, the dragon spoke.
"My master is in there! The fire youkai, Laoni Azayahi! She's powerful Hiei! You may want to go and get help... You can't beat her by herself... I watched she and Sanlaku fight and both of them could kill in seconds! You can't fight one of them! They never were beaten! EVER!!!" the dragon squealed before vanishing in a puff of smoke. Hiei growled and looked toward the source of the advancing youki. The fire youkai stepped out of the flames, and Hiei saw her holding the black dragon statue in her hand. He felt a growl starting to form in his throat, but he strangled it before it escaped to keep her from taking it the wrong way.
"Hello Hiei... I see my minion helped you... Poor Shotaro... He'll never be let out of this statue ever again now... And ony so light a punishment because I adore the three inch evil dragons I created purely by myself..." she said, her voice sending shivers up Hiei's spine. Her sword was drawn, glinting in the mixed moonlight, firelight and city light. He drew his own sword, and ripped off his bandana, his jagan almost immediately opening and glowing eerie shades of green.
Laoni laughed and pulled a bandana off her own forehead, and to Hiei's great surprise, a jagan opened on her forehead also. She lifted her free hand and Hiei saw the black flames begin to form there. He felt for an odd reason, anger rise within him, and almost immediately summoned the most ominous looking (and if you could sense spirit energy it'd be pretty ominous too) fire he could without actually summoing his Kokoryuu-haa.
Laoni looked shoked for a moment, but in a second regained her unconcerned glare. However, Hiei saw it, and decided what the hell, the fastest way to get this over with would be to summon his Kokoryuu-haa.
(Insert Dramatic Pause Here)
So he did.
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Youko's ears pressed back nervously when he heard the shrieking of ambulences and fire trucks, and Liei woke up to a rather rude alarm clock. Both of them ran out onto the balcony (itsy bitsy apartment balcony) and watched as the fire trucks zoomed toward something, while the ambulence was zooming the opposite way toward the hosptial.
As a coincidence, all the others happened to see it at the same time. They panicked (similtaneously), ran out the door to their house or apartment (similtaneously) and got bombarded by lamps (similtaneously) before all of them ran head first into each other and crashed down the rest of the stairs.
To be continued
Ok, I have no clue where the hell that turn of events came from. No clue. I just like loud things making loud noises in previously quiet areas. Sorry I have to drop it off there. I didn't really want to, but I wanted to at least be able to post before Halloween (which this Halloween I'm stuck in a PURE WHITE LONG TOGA WITH A PURPLE CAPE THINGY. And the moon won't even be close to full. Ptttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhh....) and I would have tried programming automatic candy into this, but wouldn't you freak out if stuff started flying out of your screen?I know I would.
And as a reminder, I DO NOT insert subliminal messages into my stories. ^^
I leave tHat to grAndmas, Puppies, Pickles, Yoyos and Harmful Atomic bombs beLow the Earth's surface. beLieve me. i wOuldn't lie to you wonderful, Weird, Extraordinary, Extra Nice EleVatEd above noRmal freakY peoples with out Brains, Or granDfather clocks stuck on mid-daY.
^^ Ok, see if you can find the subliminal message above. It's easy, and don't include the capitals in this sentence or the next. The smiley is the boundary!!!! ^^
Oh, and if you want me to include something in the story, please let me know in a review! I won't put more chara in (that's a different story) but line challenges, ideas for things to happen etc are always welcome! Especially when I have writer's block as badly as I do during the school year! ^^ Chapter 11
Kuwabara's Freaky-Demon-Girl Hunt (and Fireworks)
by lieiavalon2044
"1:45 a.m, Kuwabara Monitoring System! Ok, I have successfully escaped the wrath of Shizuru, the menace of the Makai! But she ripped up my Playboy magazine!!! I MOURN THE GOD BOOK!!! *many minutes of weeping, crying, fists banging on the ground etc...* Ok, I'm done now... *sniffle* Now I shall... Uh... I... Oh... I... uh... Forgot... Hang on one sec' there Frito Chili Pie!!! I'll be right back!"
*Sound of feet pounding on grass. Then silence. Then a strange sound that sounds like a fox cub or something of approximately the same size. Sound of breathing now. Very loud breathing. And then, finally something legible.*
"HEY! PUT THAT DOWN YOU MANGY- OHH!!! IT'S SOOOOOOO ADORABLE! Hey wait... I've seen you before... AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S THE FOX OF HELL SENT BY YAKUMO, from the Netherworld, OWNED BY LIEI, also from the Netherworld, WHO CONTROLS THE EVIL BEAST'S ACTIONS!!!!!!!"
* windows opening*
"SHUT UP YOU &*%*^$&^&^$^$&^%&* &^$^%$&^%*^$^%$%*&%*&%$*^%* MORON!!!"
"OW! THE LAMPS ARE ATTACKING! RUN, FRITOS, RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!"
* more pounding of feet, the growling of a persistent fox cub, the sounds of an angry sleep deprived mob who were so desparate to shut Kuwabara up, they jumped out their windows to properly throw electrical appliances at him*
(The next part had to be edited a lot. Just to be appropriate for the script, though the real reason is because I don't wanna let my parents see me using those words. ^^)
"OWWW!!! *&*^^%$ SHIZURU!!! I SWEAR TO %^&*$#@ ^$** THAT I'LL NEVER $%^&*^! INSULT YOU AGAIN! JUST GET THIS $%^& ANGRY MOB OFF OF MEEEEEE!!! OW!!! HELP ME SHIZURU!!! HEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *()$^#%$)*^#)&$%*(&^)($*^#%$&*@)#^* SHIZURU!!! CAN'T YOU (&*%^&^$#%^*&%&^%&*( HEAR ME?!?!"
*Now that the handy little video feature on 'Fritos' has been activated, we get to enjoy the sight of Kuwabara's head being squished, squashed, mashed, mushed, chopped, diced, sliced and bombarded, along with the rest of his pathetic being. Ok, so I went too far with the diced, chopped and sliced part. He's just being squished, squashed, mashed, mushed and bombarded by lamps of many colors, such as electric green with orange and hot pink flowers on them.*
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Hiei opened the door to Rei's apartment and saw Liei sleeping on the couch. Youko was sitting on the couch also, letting her rest her head on his lap while he played with her hair. Hiei ignored them and walked past. He opened a white door and a very powerful rose scent bombarded (my pet word for this chappie^^) his nostrils. He gagged and staggered back , holding his nose shut with his fingers and even then the 'stench' penetrated the barrier. Hiei then fell over the back of the couch and ended up upside down, his head hitting the floor.
"Damn kitsune..." he muttered as he turned his self right side up. He glared at the kitsune, who was yawning in boredom. Hiei got up and stalked angrily to Rei's bedroom door (which was black and otherwise very dull (How is black dull?!) without any flames or ANYTHING!!! ^^*) and flung it open.
Hiei walked to the bed, and snatched his sword off the covers. He looked around the room and saw a small statue of a dragon perched on the window sill. It was in one of the typical 'Look-I-Don't-Have-A-Spine' poses, and it's eyes were two inset most likely fake rubies. He walked over and picked it up, turning it around several times before he realized it looked a lot like his own Kokoryuu-haa and tucked the small, cold statue into a pocket.
(OMG!!! HIEI'S GOT POCKETS IN THAT... THAT... THING HE WEARS??!! Those must be some pretty handy pockets, saying how big and poofy his 'shirt' thingy is...)
Hiei sighed and rubbed his fingertips over the dragon statue, but now it seemed warmer. He frowned and pulled it out, his eyes widening at the sight of the now flickering flames that danced across it's shiny stone surface, which was writhing, moving like slick coils of a snake, the scales slipping over his hands as it wound about his fingers. He stared at it, now unable to feel the scales, only the warmth of the purple and black flames.
"What... Who...?" he said, his eyes wide with surprise. The dragon laughed and Hiei saw pearly, white, needle like teeth inside it's miniscule mouth.
"I am a servant, known only as Shotaro Nigiyami. You are a fire demon, correct? That is the only way I would ever be released from my stone prison."
Shotaro flew out of Hiei's grasp, Hiei following out the window, jumping from roof top to roof top in pursuit of the elusive 'statue'.
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"Uh.. I dunno what time it is... Oh well.. KUWABARA MONITORING SYSTEM!!! TIME TO HUNT FREAKY DEMON GIRLS O'CLOCK!!! I just narrowly escaped those.. Rampag... Ramp... uh, mob of angry lamp throwing, hitting poor, innocent, intelli-, er, smart, Kuwabara with ugly lamps from the Stone Age!!! Oh.. here's my watch... It looks like...Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................ ..."
*Silence for many minutes, then sound of grass against speaker. Then a triumphant 'OH!!! So that's what it says!!!' then sound of recorder being picked up again, being hit against bushes, tree trunks, rocks, and Kuwabara's elbow*
"Ok, due to my excellent resources (Man... I sound smart!!! Like fox- boy!!!) I have deciphered that the time is... 2:30 a.m.!!! Ok... *cough, cough* Now I must start this over again..."
*Dramatic pause*
"OK!!! 2:30, er, no... OK!!! 2:31 a.m.!!! KUWABARA MONITORING SYSTEM!!! I am now hunting the- AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HOLY CRAP!!! IT'S-!!! IT'S- -!!! IT'S----!!! Uh, who are you?"
"I'm Laoni, you moron. The demon you've been looking for."
"Uh... I have?"
"Yes. And take off that stupid, awfuly mended pink thing on your fore head and shut off that, uh...."
"HAH!!! You don't even know what a VIDEO CAMERA IS!!!"
*Various laughing along with a muttered 'Oh hardy, har, har.. I'm dying of laughter over here you moron... Go wax a car with your hair gel... And get rid of that HORRIFIC hair dye... Wait, I'll just shave your head for you.. You don't NEED it do you?' then a loud incredible girlish scream (which, we discovered, came from Kuwabara as Laoni leapt toward him with a sword, not the other way around. And, after analyzing Laoni's character, we found that she would have cussed him out instead of wasting precious air on screaming like a girl.) and then a thud.*
*After which, we got so incredibly tired with listening to crickets that we taped 'Theme From the First Symphony' over it. With lovely cricket sound effects. While someone is chanting in some obscure lanugage in the background that sounds like it night be Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' or something...*
*Then, *tragically* the batteries of precious Fritos-chan... Died. *Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* *much sobbing and hysterical weeping* And now, we present the will of Video Recorder, Fritos-sama. He was an amazing recorder, able to translate the obscure language of the idiot, able to record the actions of political leaders in some obscure places in Turkey, Germany, Sri Lanka, Quebec, Panama, and... His only wish was... 'Bury me in the stupid garden along with the stupid idiot, alive or not!'. Now, we present the well written eulogy of Fritos-sama, the honorable video recorder. HEY! What'd you say you obnoxious BRAT?! THAT I'M A FREAK AND I SHOULD SHUT THE HELL UP?! WELL, because I am an honorable priest, er, priestess, I only have few words for you... LEARN WHEN TO KEEP YOUR EFFIN MOUTH SHUT YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT! NOW, OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!! What's that you say? That I should get on with the story? Thank you for being so nice in you request. ^^*
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Hiei jumped onto the next rooftop and looked past the attenae sticking out of various places to search for the tiny dragon. Shotaro was difficult for even him to track, being somehow faster and definitely smaller and able to slip into spaces that he could not.
"Damn..." he cursed under his breath, then felt a strange thing prickle at his senses. Then, as he turned he was bombarded (^^) by flames, then felt a sword cut into his chest. He instantly leapt back, only for the 'corpse' of Kuwabara to be chucked at him from out of the fire. Hiei poofed out of the way of this even greater threat, deciding that what ever was in those flames couldn't possibly be worse than having a moron you despised landing on top of you.
"Hiei!!!" Shotaro hissed from his shoulder. Hiei glanced down at the dragon, who now more resembled a European dragon than his Kokoryuu-haa, but the colors had remained similar, as had the incredible flaming details.
"What do you want now lizard?" he spat, dodging another column of flame. Shotaro hung onto the fabric of Hiei's clothing and when he didn't stop moving because more and more flames kept on appearing, the dragon spoke.
"My master is in there! The fire youkai, Laoni Azayahi! She's powerful Hiei! You may want to go and get help... You can't beat her by herself... I watched she and Sanlaku fight and both of them could kill in seconds! You can't fight one of them! They never were beaten! EVER!!!" the dragon squealed before vanishing in a puff of smoke. Hiei growled and looked toward the source of the advancing youki. The fire youkai stepped out of the flames, and Hiei saw her holding the black dragon statue in her hand. He felt a growl starting to form in his throat, but he strangled it before it escaped to keep her from taking it the wrong way.
"Hello Hiei... I see my minion helped you... Poor Shotaro... He'll never be let out of this statue ever again now... And ony so light a punishment because I adore the three inch evil dragons I created purely by myself..." she said, her voice sending shivers up Hiei's spine. Her sword was drawn, glinting in the mixed moonlight, firelight and city light. He drew his own sword, and ripped off his bandana, his jagan almost immediately opening and glowing eerie shades of green.
Laoni laughed and pulled a bandana off her own forehead, and to Hiei's great surprise, a jagan opened on her forehead also. She lifted her free hand and Hiei saw the black flames begin to form there. He felt for an odd reason, anger rise within him, and almost immediately summoned the most ominous looking (and if you could sense spirit energy it'd be pretty ominous too) fire he could without actually summoing his Kokoryuu-haa.
Laoni looked shoked for a moment, but in a second regained her unconcerned glare. However, Hiei saw it, and decided what the hell, the fastest way to get this over with would be to summon his Kokoryuu-haa.
(Insert Dramatic Pause Here)
So he did.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Youko's ears pressed back nervously when he heard the shrieking of ambulences and fire trucks, and Liei woke up to a rather rude alarm clock. Both of them ran out onto the balcony (itsy bitsy apartment balcony) and watched as the fire trucks zoomed toward something, while the ambulence was zooming the opposite way toward the hosptial.
As a coincidence, all the others happened to see it at the same time. They panicked (similtaneously), ran out the door to their house or apartment (similtaneously) and got bombarded by lamps (similtaneously) before all of them ran head first into each other and crashed down the rest of the stairs.
To be continued
Ok, I have no clue where the hell that turn of events came from. No clue. I just like loud things making loud noises in previously quiet areas. Sorry I have to drop it off there. I didn't really want to, but I wanted to at least be able to post before Halloween (which this Halloween I'm stuck in a PURE WHITE LONG TOGA WITH A PURPLE CAPE THINGY. And the moon won't even be close to full. Ptttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhh....) and I would have tried programming automatic candy into this, but wouldn't you freak out if stuff started flying out of your screen?I know I would.
And as a reminder, I DO NOT insert subliminal messages into my stories. ^^
I leave tHat to grAndmas, Puppies, Pickles, Yoyos and Harmful Atomic bombs beLow the Earth's surface. beLieve me. i wOuldn't lie to you wonderful, Weird, Extraordinary, Extra Nice EleVatEd above noRmal freakY peoples with out Brains, Or granDfather clocks stuck on mid-daY.
^^ Ok, see if you can find the subliminal message above. It's easy, and don't include the capitals in this sentence or the next. The smiley is the boundary!!!! ^^
Oh, and if you want me to include something in the story, please let me know in a review! I won't put more chara in (that's a different story) but line challenges, ideas for things to happen etc are always welcome! Especially when I have writer's block as badly as I do during the school year! ^^