Oh my God! Someone has actually heard of the Sandwich song?! The, "We can make.. sandwiches" song? Wow! I did not… expect that…

But any way, *Chokes up* thanks for the reviews guys!

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"WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Sanji let out a clenching scream and sent the whole crew's hair standing straight up.

They turned toward the source and saw a poor, ultra pale Sanji frozen in shock. The cause was a lean arm that had suddenly wrapped around his neck, putting him in a tight headlock. Apparently at the very wrong time...

"Wah hahah hahaha!!! You should of seen your face!" Zoro laughed and fell to his side. "You scream like a girl!  ha haha!!"

The rest of the crew sighed in relief as no one was brutally decapitated... yet.

"So, when Did you decide to join us, Zoro?" Nami finally asked being the first to fully calm down.

"Ever since He started to Shake and whimper. I though there was a frightened kitten somewhere but it just turned out to be him. " Zoro placed his finger on Sanji's forehead. "Not much of a difference though."

At that gesture, Sanji had decided to snap out of his momentary phase.

"First off, It was COLD! and I did NOT whimper!"

He gave Zoro a few kicks on the head but, it went unnoticed. Zoro was too busy on the ground laughing hysterically. As a matter of fact, the whole crew threw a fit of laughter.    

"Fine! Whatever, GoodNight!" and with that, Sanji stomped off to his hammock inside the boat.

"See if I ever make you guys food again!!" The door slammed behind him.

"ZORO!!" Luffy Yelled,

 "You'd better apologize to him right now and make things better! If there's no Meat on the table tomorrow I'm throwing you overboard!" He had a serious glare in his eyes. No signs of joking.

"Yah Yah, I Will. I'm just going to do some training first." he exclaimed, then walked away with his swords and weights.

"I'll make it up to him."

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            Everybody had crawled into their Hammocks for the night since they had a long day ahead of them. Everybody save for Zoro, anyway. He was still up training.

Sanji on the other hand, was in his hammock, yet he could not fall asleep. As much as he hated to admit it, he was still shaken up about the whole ghost story. Luffy had offered to sleep with him but, he quickly declined. He knew that he would be in an even worse situation if he had accepted. Yet, someone to sleep next to did sound comforting..

"Too bad Zoro isn't here... eh, he was being a jerk anyway". He thought to himself

  It was pitch Black, with no one awake. So quiet.. and drafty..

DRAFTY!? He looked over to the window and saw that it was wide open..

*GULP*

"Why am I worried? Me, of all people. I've spent the most time on a boat around here and I've seen windows open by themselves. We're on a BOAT, things sway, Life goes on!"

Sanji reassured him self and was almost content with his reasoning until, the door slowly creaked open...

Now Sanji's legs were paralyzed with fear so he did the next most logical thing besides run.

When in doubt, throw the covers over your head and pray whatever doesn't see you! And so he did.. feeling a bit stupid for acting so childish. Though, memories of himself throwing out a banged-up frying pan last week did not ease him.

*Squeak.... Squeak... Squeak....* Sounds of footsteps emerged.

*Squeak..... SQUEAK..... SQUEAK....* They got closer to him

Sanji had had enough

"What's Going ON!?" he yelled in his mind.

At last, getting enough courage, he decided to peer from under his shielding blanket. He could not see much at first due to his vision be impaired by the dark, but as soon as his eyes adjusted to surroundings, he saw a shadowy dark figure standing right in front of him! 

At first Sanji's reaction was quiet subtle.. his jaw dropped and his eyebrow twitched.

Finally he got enough sense to star to inhaling for a scream! But before he could exhale, a large hand cupped over his mouth to prevent the action!

He then tried to get up but, found himself restrained. Who or whatever it was, was shoving his head and legs down with a lot of force. He couldn't budge!

After a couple of seconds of struggling, which seemed to last hours to Sanji, his vision started to focus on his captor. Lean Figure... broad shoulders... GREEN HAIR!?

As soon as he stopped squirming, the figure let him go.

"ZORO! what the HELL is wrong with you!?!" Sanji sat up and yelled a little above a whisper, still trying not to wake the other crew members.

"I don't know, What the hell is wrong with you?!" Zoro mimicked Sanji's volume

"I saw you through the window and you looked worried, so I came here to see what's wrong, then when you started to freak out and was about to yell to high hell. What was I supposed to Do?!?!"

"Well first off, you knew that I'm still a bit scared from-" Sanji cut himself off short, the last thing he needed, was Zoro to know how he could be frightened so easily.

"Hey Hey, get out of here! " He protested, as Zoro hopped in to his hammock. Though it didn't really matter, because once he was in, Kicking him back out would be too strenuous. Sanji decided to just face the opposite way and try to get some shuteye. 

"So is that what's been bothering you? A kids ghost story?" Zoro got comfortable next to his lover and started to absently run his fingers through golden strands with one hand, and wrapped the other one around the smaller man's waist protectively.

"...no"  Sanji gave a stalled answer.

"I think it is"

"Is not"

"is too"

Sanji finally craned his neck and looked toward zoro.

"Ok, fine, so it got me on edge, ok? Big whoop. Sorry, I didn't get to hang out with kids my own age and had to miss out on all the fun!" He turned back to his original position after his statement.

Zoro's face softened. He strengthened his hug on Sanji, and scooted him in closer. He then took something out of his back pocket and asked Sanji

"Hey, what do those brats say when they want candy on Halloween again?"

"Trick-or-treat, dumb ass."

"Well, close enough" Zoro stuck out his hand in front of Sanji's face.

Sanji's eyes were full of amazement, for inside Zoro's hand were a couple of hard candies. After modestly taking the candy from Zoro, he turned to face back to him.

"Thanks.." A smile was on his lips.

"Happy Halloween, Sanji" And with that said, Zoro pushed his lips to Sanji's, running his tongue alone his bottom lip, asking for entrance. He of coarse was accepted in. Zoro took the dominant role, as always and placed his hand behind Sanji's head, crushing their lips closer but gently, making the smaller one moan. Zoro used his other hand to roam across Sanji's back. It caused Sanji to shiver.

"heh, sorry about the cold hands"

They continued their little make out session until they finally fell asleep at an ungodly hour in the mourning...

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The afternoon sun gazed into the cabin. Sanji could be spotted in Zoro's arms, both of them sleeping peacefully.

"ZORO!!!" a certain angry captain slammed the door open.

Before Sanji knew what was happening, he suddenly became cold. He realized that Zoro was not next to him anymore. As he sat up to look around he heard a loud

*SPALSH*

Sanji ran out onto the deck to speculate what was happening and where Zoro was. To his surprise, he saw Zoro had been thrown overboard.

 "Huh?"

"What in blazing hell made you do that, Luffy!?" Zoro shouted, soaked and off to the side of the boat.

"I told you, If there wasn't any food in the mourning, I would throw you overboard" Luffy reasoned.

Zoro though back on that conversation.  "Oh yah"

With a quick chuckle, Sanji headed toward the kitchen and prepared to make breakfast, er, Lunch.

~End~

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I wrote this relatively quickly, but in that time frame I have encountered so many disturbing situations... What's up with that?

Well anyway, thanks if you choose to leave a review and bite me if you flame.

Happi Halloween, come the 31st