SC: Yay, I'm back! ^____^ Since I've just gotten used to watching Yu-Gi-Oh, let's have the guest appearance of my favorite!! ^^

Bakura and Ryou: Silly Chibi does not own Beyblade, or us.

To the reviews!

@*someone*: Would you please leave your name?! Geez, I'm not going to chop your head off just because of some critic! *mutters* you could at least have read on, because I already changed the Enrico/Enrique thing. And to the swearing: I'm really sorry. *sniffs* It's just. I swear so often that I don't notice such things. And plus, this is the only page I know that watches out for the rating, so I'm not yet used to it. I'm really sorry; I try to stop the swearing, ok? And the last: ROBERT'S ENGLISH?! O_O that's the first time I hear that! I knew that he's from Denmark in the Japanese version, but everyone told me he was from Germany in the English dub! And in the manga they say that he's from Germany, too! O_o

@Fyredra: Thanks! ^^ But I don't understand what you mean by your suggestion. Could you explain it more, please? ~_~ Sorry, I know I'm dump, that's why I am me! Anywayz, thanks for reviewing+suggesting! *gives Johnny- as-puppy plushie*

@TigerTerror: Chibi B? You sure you got the right fic? ?___? Anyways, thanks! School's really stupid! And now that I have fall holidays, my cousin comes (I only see her once a year) and stays for sooo long and I won't be able to watch Beyblade, Yu-Gi-Oh and One Piece! ;-; and I can't write! Here, you'll get a Johnny plushie too! *gives her a Johnny-as- kitsune plushie*

@Shadow Cat: Sorry, that's not possible! ^^;; Read on and you'll know why. But anyway, thanks a lot for suggesting and reviewing! ^^ you'll get a Johnny plushie for it, too! ^__^ *gives her Johnny-as-kitty plushie*

@Mirrowlin: O_O; Haggis? Errrr, no, thanks. ^^ But thank you very much for suggesting+reviewing! You'll get a Johnny plushie for suggesting! ^^ *gives her a Johnny-as-bunny plushie*

~ Part 4 / Female hormones are bad ~

Johnny stared at his own hand. "Oh. Oh Gackt, Robert, I'm so sorry! I don't know what came over me, it was just a reflex!"

Robert stood there, frozen in place. Sure, Johnny often punched someone, but 1. Johnny would never dare to hit Robert! 2. It was a slap, not a punch!

Johnny, feeling extremely uneasy, backed away slowly. "I'll, um, go and have a shower." He quickly fled out of the room.

"That was odd." Olivier said, still staring after his friend.

"But he seems to be cured!" Enrique beamed. "Now let's plan the rest of the par-tay tonight!" ^____^

"It's not a party, it's a dance." Robert corrected the Italian blonde. "And everything is already planned. The other teams will be arriving between 5 and 6 o'clock, the Blade Breakers are already here."

"Speaking of the Blade Breakers; I haven't seen them today. Where are they?" Olivier asked.

"Sightseeing." Robert answered quietly. He was about to say more when suddenly -

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Footsteps were heard, the door swung open and a panting and dripping wet Johnny stood there. He wore only a towel wrapped around him in a girls-way [I mean around the torso, too.]. His hair was down, reaching almost to his shoulders. "Can you tell me what this is?!" He lowered the towel a little bit and you could see - a décolleté?! Yep, a definitely female décolleté!

Enrique turned into a wolf and began howling, Robert was nose bleeding and Olivier's left eye twitched.

If you looked closely at Johnny, he really looked like a girl. His former muscled legs were now softer and had more of a shape; his already slim hips were even slimmer while his chest . um, yeah, you know. Grew. Also, his eyes seemed bigger and softer, his whole face seemed girlier!

"Olivier, don't just stare, make the new potion already! I don't care if it is a cure or not, as long as I'm no girl anymore!" Johnny snapped at the poor greenette.

Olivier smiled a chocolate smile[1]. "No."

"NO?!?!"

"No. You always teased me because of my girly looks, now you're the girl yourself. So, to get the potion, you first have to attend to the dance tonight as a girl."

".I really, really hate you, I hope you know that."

Enrique smiled. "So, after you finish your shower, we go out shopping for a nice dress for you, how's that?"

"I. Will. Not. Wear. A. Dress." Johnny said in a deadly voice.

"Come~on! I'll even buy an ice-cream for you!" Enrique teased.

"Just go and put some clothes on!" Robert almost yelled.

Johnny sighed. "If I was a slut, I'd now go to you and tease you. But seeing that I'm a b*tch and not a slut, I'll tease you about that when I'm back to normal and I'll blackmail you about it." She then remembered something. "Hey, I don't have girly clothes!"

"I'm sure my sister will lend you some. And now GO!"

~

Johnny got out of the limousine and let her shades slide down the bridge of her cute nose to look at the mall. She really wasn't used to buildings like that; she used to have her private tailor. She fiddled with her mini skirt, which was constantly riding up. She also pulled down her shirt a little; it ended just under her chest and that really wasn't comfortable.

"Hey, I never knew you had a piercing on your navel!" Enrique exclaimed excitedly.

"Shut up and stop staring at me, you pervert." The redhead replied. "Only one evening. only one evening."

She took a deep breath and entered the mall. It wasn't very crowded, but it wasn't really empty, too. She quickly lost Enrique out of sight.

Frustrated, she sat down by a fountain next to a parlor. "Stupid Enrique, stupid Olivier, stupid mall, stupid curse."

"Hey, you look kinda sad, want me cheer you up?"

She looked up and into dark blue eyes in a tanned face and dirty-blonde hair. "Fuck off, idiot."

He smiled and sat down beside her. "That's what all the girls say. I'm Johnny, and you are..?"

The redhead only got angry. "Leave me the fuck alone! I do neither want your pity, nor your company!"

The blonde smiled warmly. "Now that's something I like about a girl: temper." He laid his arm around her uncovered hips.

"Oi, take your damn hands away from my girlfriend!"

Johnny (the girl, the girl!!) got dragged away by a really pissed Enrique. She blushed. But not because of what you think. She got red from restrained anger. As soon as they were out of sight for Johnny (the boy).

"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Calling me you girlfriend - you arrogant, shameless bastard! I'll never forgive you that!" she yelled at the blonde and stomped off into a shop.

~

Johnny looked angrily at her reflection. After arguing with Enrique for hours, the blonde had chosen a dress for her. It was the same tone of violet as her eyes and had a wide décolleté. It went a little past her knees. How embarrassing, Johnny thought. If Kai would see her like this. But, hey, Kai wasn't even here, she hadn't seen the Blade Breakers the entire day!

She fiddled around with the spaghetti straps one more time, trying to pull them higher, but she didn't succeed. Someone knocked on the door. "Johnny, are you coming?"

The redhead sighed deeply and opened up. "Yeah, I'm comin'." Outside her room stood Olivier and Enrique, both wearing a tux.

"You look really beautiful!" Olivier smiled.

"Say that one more time and you'll swim with the fish." The redhead threatened and left her room.

Smiling, Enrique bowed, took her hand and kissed it. "I am pleased to have the honor of accompanying you to the dance tonight."

Disgusted, Johnny pulled her hand away. "Stop it, bastard! I. Am. Not. A. girl.!!"

"Whatever!" Enrique grinned. "Have you thought of a name yet?"

Johnny blinked confused. "Are you nuts? What do I need a name for??"

Olivier looked at her with large grey eyes. "You mean you're going to tell the others something like 'Hi, it's me, Johnny, I just got cursed'?"

Realization hit the redhead. "F*ck, what should I do?!"

"We could give you a name and you'd say you're Johnny's cousin and you're here because he couldn't come." Olivier suggested, being the smart boy he was.

"Great idea!" Enrique beamed. "And we'll call you Bianca!"

Olivier hit him across the head. "Don't be blonde, Enrique! We need a name that sounds similar to Johnny!"

"What about Jenny, then?" Johnny thought for a moment. "Yes, I'll take that one. And Enrique, stop whining, you wimp!"

Olivier blinked again, then grinned. "Hey, *Jenny*, I'm taller than you!"

".Bastard."

~

Johnny stared open-mouthed at Robert. "You want me to WHAT?!"

Robert sighed and rubbed his temples. "Come on Johnny, be a girl for one night! And my sister is good with make up."

"Yeah!" A violet-haired girl with reddish-brown eyes said. "I'm really good! Com~on, it's just a little lipstick, eye shadow and mascara!"

"Holy f*cking freaking hell no!" Johnny yelled on top of her lungs.

"You know, the other teams will probably see through your act if you don't behave girly." Robert mumbled.

Johnny froze. "Other. teams.?"

"Oh, you didn't know?! I invited all the teams my brother's friends with!" Robert's sister beamed. Ach, let's just give her a name! What about Hilda? Yeah, Hilda!

".Get the Make Up already."

~

Johnny was hiding behind the doors which lead to the ballroom. She was scared as hell that someone would recognize her.

"Hello there."

She jumped and stared at the boy in front of her. It was that Michael guy from the All Starz. He grinned.

"Hi, I'm Michael. And you are.?"

Johnny forced a smile, but the corner of her mouth was constantly twitching. "Uuhh, hi, I'm Jo- err, Jenny. Yeah, Jenny. Jenny McGregor."

Michael took her hand. "You're really pretty. Wanna dance?"

Johnny's eyes grew to the size of a plate. "What?! No, hell, no!" Not listening to the poor redhead's cries, Michael dragged her to the dance floor, where he started dancing. She just stood there. //Wasn't this supposed to be a dance.? Then why do I feel like I am in a disco? .Stupid Hilda, can't she make a difference between a party and a dance?!//

"Come on, it's fun!" Michael yelled over the music. Johnny sighed and did as she was told. She had to admit, it was quite fun and Michael was a good dancer. And she liked the song, too - it was Sleepless Beauty from Nittle Grasper.

The song ended and a slower tune was played. Michael was about to grab Johnny for a close dance when someone interfered.

Robert took Johnny's hand and placed a kiss on it. "May I have this dance, *Jenny*?"

Johnny blushed beet red and nodded. Michael took off, pouting. [Let's just say that Johnny can dance the girl steps, too. -.-;;]

"I really don't feel comfortable in this dress." Johnny whispered. As a girl she was so much smaller than Robert!

"But you look great." Robert complemented, making Johnny blush even harder.

The song was hardly finished as Enrique approached. He smiled at Johnny and bowed slightly. "Let's dance!" Again, it was a close dance.

Johnny blushed slightly as she leaned her head on Enrique's shoulder. //It feels kinda nice. Ack, Johnny, what are you thinking?! Stupid female hormones!!//

She opened her eyes and looked into Enrique's blue ones. They seemed to glaze over. She felt her heart beating loudly in her chest. She knew what Enrique would do, but she couldn't protest. She didn't know why, but when Enrique leaned down and kissed her, it felt so right, so good.

Johnny realized what she was doing. She was being kissed by Enrique! She kissed back! And she even enjoyed it!

Beet red, she pushed Enrique away. After gaining breath, she shakily said: "L-look Enrique, I'm not a girl! I may be right now, but after the dance, I'll be good ol' Johnny once again!"

"That's why I did it. You didn't seem comfortable with kissing when you were a boy, so I thought you would like it better as a girl." Enrique admitted. He wanted to kiss her again, and she let it happen. She didn't know why, she just couldn't force herself to break the kiss.

"Johnny." Enrique breathed, his throat feeling dry all of a sudden. "I-I love you!"

I love you. Johnny could only stare. I love you. Enrique loved her?! What a junk! She didn't even believe one bit of that! Enrique, the womanizing player Enrique?! Never! "Don't lie to me! You don't have to play with my feelings just because I'm a girl right now! You don't know how much that hurts!" She whispered. It was scary to hear her whisper when she normally yelled on top of her lungs.

Tears were by now streaming down the sides of her face, sparkling in the well-lit room. She turned around. "You say that to a girl every day. D'you think I could fall for a guy who'd only make me sad?" With those words still lingering in mid-air, she fled out of the ball room, running as fast as she could.

When she finally reached her room, she almost ripped off the dress and other girly things she had on. She hated being a girl. Why was she crying?! Female hormones really were bad!

After taking a shower and changing into pjs, she sat down on her bed. "I hope he won't do that ever again."

"It's the heart afraid of breaking that never learns to love. Don't you think so too, mon ami?"

Johnny looked up, startled. Olivier had entered her room without her noticing. "What a crap. Better be lonely than getting hurt. Whoever believes in that crappy sentence of yours doesn't know what it's like to have a broken heart."

"And whoever doesn't believe in it doesn't know what it's like to be in love." Olivier countered calmly. "You see, I've got this friend who's very much in love with another friend of mine. That friend loves him back, too. Don't you think it would be best if they got together?"

"Maybe one of them doesn't mean it." Johnny replied, stubborn as ever.

"I'd say the other one is just afraid." Olivier stated. "He could at least try. I don't know what he's afraid of."

"Maybe he's afraid of getting hurt." Johnny whispered quietly.

"He still should try." Olivier insisted.

"But what if he gets hurt?!" Johnny almost yelled.

"Then he learned from his mistakes and knows what to do the next time. But this is my friends' business; I'm just here to give you the potion." The greenette smiled and gave the potion to Johnny. "Dorme bien mon ami."

~ End part 4 / Female hormones are bad ~

*yawns* Finished! ^_^ Oh yeah, I'm going to translate one of my other fics into English to load them up on fanfiction.net, and you decide which one!

1. Baby I love you One-shot Enrique x Johnny A songfic. Takes place in a karaoke bar. Johnny sings his love to Enrique.

2. The dream team Almost finished (7 Chapters) Enrique x Johnny, Robert x Brian and Kai x Rei r the most important ones humor/romance. Let's just say: Johnny pregnant. I think it was my most popoular story in YaoiGer. Other than Verlobt-verheiratet-verliebt?!.

3. Verlobt - verheiratet - VERLIEBT?! Not finished yet (7 chapters so far) MANY pairings. @_@ Humor/Romance. Johnny learns that he's engaged to his greatest rival: the one and only Kai Hiwatari! But Kai's already in love with Rei and Johnny has an admirer, too! And worst: Johnny and Kai have to move together to Japan!! By the way, the title means Engaged - married - in love?!

So, please read, review, vote and suggest a curse! ^_^ Everyone who reviews gets a Chibi Bit Beast of their choice! But you don't get Salamalyon, it's mine! Mine! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH! *huggles Chibi Salamalyon*

Johnny: ____ I'm not your girlfriend! SC: ^_~ I know!). It's one of those smiles that's just sooooo sweet (like chocholate) but it's also devilish. She uses it always while talking to a teacher.