My husband, Minto Grubb co-wrote this one with me. It's a parody of "Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley. The original song is just two verses repeated. I originally just wrote the first two verses here, to follow the same pattern as the original, then asked Minto to beta it. He suggested that it might be better to vary it more than Elvis did, and wrote the third verse here. We wrote the fourth verse together. We do not own the original song or the LotR characters. We write these songs for fun, we don't get any money for them.

Stinker

You ain't nothin' but a stinker
Sneakin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a stinker
Sneakin' all the time
You dunno how to eat a rabbit
And you ain't no friend of mine

When you said you would help us
Well, that was just a lie
When you said you would help us
Well, that was just a lie
You dunno know how to eat a rabbit
And you ain't no friend of mine

Well, with a rabbit you want taters
And stick 'em in a stew
Well, with a rabbit you want taters
And stick 'em in a stew
Well, that's how to eat a rabbit
I wish we had carrots too

(Instrumental Break)

You say you eat fish raw and wrigglin'
Well, I'm a' not a cat!
You say you eat fish raw and wrigglin'
Well, I'm a' not a cat!
Fried with chips so big and golden
Ev'n you can't say no to that

You ain't nothin' but a stinker
Sneakin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a stinker
Sneakin' all the time
You dunno how to eat a rabbit
And you ain't no friend of mine