I shall tell another random story!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ANOTHER RETARDED THINGY I HAVE WRITTEN!!! COMPLETE CRAPNESS!!!
BRACE YERSELF
One happy little day, there was a dude named Wesker. He wore his shades anywhere he went.
Leon and Claire appeared and smacked him upside the head for no apparent reason.
Jill and Chris started to eat a clam.
Alfred then appeared and ran by saying, "NEMESIS IS A HAPPY LITTLE FRUITCAKE!!"
Nemesis then appeared and said S.T.A.R.S.
The giant pancake that Forest was eating started flying around with him still attached to it.
It started to rain fruitcakes.
Leon then realized that he was the only normal one there. Barry then appeared and said to Leon, "you're not the only normal one here" Leon just looked at him weird.
A clam showed up in Raccoon City and started destroying everything.
Everyone ran away freaked.
The clam was actually Billy Coen, the largest drunken clam.
Carlos fell outta the sky and landed on the clam. He then started to ride around on the clam.
What everyone didn't know that he was drunk.
Wesker was running away from the pancake people.
Jill was chasing Barry around with a stick.
Richard went by with his new pet, Yawn.
Claire was swimming around on the streets.
Richard then got eaten by Yawn.
Neptune started flailing around in the road.
Leon's jeep (without nobody driving) ran into Neptune and exploded.
Leon was standing there weirded out.
Forest got squished by a giant fruitcake.
Barry was still getting chased by Jill. She was armed with a spatula now.
A giant spatula was ran over by a giant cake.
Alexia was sitting on top of a fridge eating a sandwich.
A giant sandwich fell outta the sky and squished Jill.
Chris yelled out, "JILL SANDWICH!!! JILL SANDWICH!!!" and started running around all crazy.
Wesker got a pancake and slapped Chris with it.
Chris was shocked. He tackled Wesker using a Hummer.
Wesker screamed like a girl and threw the pancake.
It landed on Alexia's head.
A hardened giant prune was fighting with Nemesis.
Mr. X was nowhere 2 be found.
Brad was operating the helicopter while wearing a chicken suit.
Alfred was now with the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy dudes.
Alexia fell off the fridge.
Claire ran into a tree.
Leon was still the normal one there.
But then Lisa Trevor as the weird thing came up to Leon.
Leon just looked at her weird.
Everyone was quiet.
*QUIETNESS*
A loon was heard in the background.
Chris said, "What was that?"
Wesker responded, "It is called a loon, Chris. A loon"
"A what?"
"A bird, Chris"
"Huh?"
"Nevemind"
Lisa screamed, "NORMALNESS IS BAD!!! AND BREAD IS BAD!!!"
Leon fell over confused.
Lisa walked away.
A duck frew over the city.
The loon was chasing William, who was screaming and wearing a a flower hat.
Annette got stuck in a giant jello mold.
Sherry was getting chased by a seagull.
A crow crapped on Leon's head.
Leon just sighed and walked away leaving all the madness and insanity behind.
And still the crap on his head
A fruitcake fell out of the sky and squished a Tyrant.
The End.
BRACE YERSELF
One happy little day, there was a dude named Wesker. He wore his shades anywhere he went.
Leon and Claire appeared and smacked him upside the head for no apparent reason.
Jill and Chris started to eat a clam.
Alfred then appeared and ran by saying, "NEMESIS IS A HAPPY LITTLE FRUITCAKE!!"
Nemesis then appeared and said S.T.A.R.S.
The giant pancake that Forest was eating started flying around with him still attached to it.
It started to rain fruitcakes.
Leon then realized that he was the only normal one there. Barry then appeared and said to Leon, "you're not the only normal one here" Leon just looked at him weird.
A clam showed up in Raccoon City and started destroying everything.
Everyone ran away freaked.
The clam was actually Billy Coen, the largest drunken clam.
Carlos fell outta the sky and landed on the clam. He then started to ride around on the clam.
What everyone didn't know that he was drunk.
Wesker was running away from the pancake people.
Jill was chasing Barry around with a stick.
Richard went by with his new pet, Yawn.
Claire was swimming around on the streets.
Richard then got eaten by Yawn.
Neptune started flailing around in the road.
Leon's jeep (without nobody driving) ran into Neptune and exploded.
Leon was standing there weirded out.
Forest got squished by a giant fruitcake.
Barry was still getting chased by Jill. She was armed with a spatula now.
A giant spatula was ran over by a giant cake.
Alexia was sitting on top of a fridge eating a sandwich.
A giant sandwich fell outta the sky and squished Jill.
Chris yelled out, "JILL SANDWICH!!! JILL SANDWICH!!!" and started running around all crazy.
Wesker got a pancake and slapped Chris with it.
Chris was shocked. He tackled Wesker using a Hummer.
Wesker screamed like a girl and threw the pancake.
It landed on Alexia's head.
A hardened giant prune was fighting with Nemesis.
Mr. X was nowhere 2 be found.
Brad was operating the helicopter while wearing a chicken suit.
Alfred was now with the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy dudes.
Alexia fell off the fridge.
Claire ran into a tree.
Leon was still the normal one there.
But then Lisa Trevor as the weird thing came up to Leon.
Leon just looked at her weird.
Everyone was quiet.
*QUIETNESS*
A loon was heard in the background.
Chris said, "What was that?"
Wesker responded, "It is called a loon, Chris. A loon"
"A what?"
"A bird, Chris"
"Huh?"
"Nevemind"
Lisa screamed, "NORMALNESS IS BAD!!! AND BREAD IS BAD!!!"
Leon fell over confused.
Lisa walked away.
A duck frew over the city.
The loon was chasing William, who was screaming and wearing a a flower hat.
Annette got stuck in a giant jello mold.
Sherry was getting chased by a seagull.
A crow crapped on Leon's head.
Leon just sighed and walked away leaving all the madness and insanity behind.
And still the crap on his head
A fruitcake fell out of the sky and squished a Tyrant.
The End.