Disclaimer: We own . . . nothing . . . for we ARE Hotaru and Riyo. Therefore . . . we can't 'own' them since we are them . . . but anyway . . . we own none of the other characters.

Riyo: If we did. . . Kenshin would be a bit different . . . and would be in love (really) with Hotaru.

Hotaru: What do you mean 'really'? (angry) Kenshin does love me!!!

Riyo: Erm. . . right. . . of course he does. . . anyway here is the second chapter ^.^ enjoy or flame. I like to read flames, and I think they're funny . . . so flame away!!!

Hotaru: -_- Flames are supposed to be an insult . . . ^.^ but she's right!

Riyo: You know. . . we forgot to put what you look like in the first chapter.

Hotaru: WE DID?!

Riyo: Yes, well. . . Hotaru is a wolf youkai with long white hair. . . and a fluffy tail. . . and fangs and claws. . . she also has blue eyes. . . sorry! I forgot to add it or something!

Hotaru: Riiiight. . . you 'forgot' to add it *glare*.

Riyo: Eeeeks!!! *starts the story so Hotaru won't kill her*

[story begins]

*someone sneaks in and slowly starts taking sake . . . unnoticed*

Thatz: Hey Rune . . . could you tell me if that guy in the corner is a guy or a girl I got confused . . . if it's a guy you should know *grin* and if it's a girl you should know heh heh.

Raenef: * is alone in the corner humming to himself and fiddling with a pencil and a piece of paper*

Rune: *hits Thatz on the head* I don't know Thatz! Why don't you ask!!

Thatz: What? I'm not going to ask him or her . . . or it! What if it turns out to be a guy or it!! I'm not going to look stupid *looks at Yuto and Miroku* maybe one of them will ask.

Yuto: *looks at Miroku with a smirk*

Yuto and Miroku: *Goes up to Raenef and starts hitting on Raenef*

Raenef: *Goes along with it, because he loves the attention he is getting*

Hotaru: Hey Miroku and Yuto. . . you know that Raenef is a guy right? O.O

*The person who is stealing the sake has gotten half of it already*

Yuto and Miroku: You know you're really pretty *talking to Raenef* . . . what?! Raenef isn't a girl *sad and shocked*!

Hotaru: Yeah . . . don't you guys know anything? He is a future demon lord ^.^ Cool huh?

Yuto and Miroku: O.O

*Suddenly all the sake is gone O.O uh oh. . . the person who is stealing it all HAS stolen it all*

Sano: huh? What...where's my sake *cries*

Riyo: Shit! Now we have nothing to keep Rath from killing everyone!

Tetheus: Heh. . . a man was just stealing it all. . . didn't you see him?

Hotaru: A man? O.O Where did he go?

Tetheus: *Points to a closed room*

Hotaru: *Opens the door only to find Hiko!*

Hiko: Why hello there . . . *drunk face*

Kharl: You stole all our sake!! *Turns Hiko into a little baby red dragon and grins*

Rath: Fire?! *hic* O.O *blink blink*

Fire: *holds up a sign* I'm over here, Master.

Kharl: Rath, that's not Fire . . . it's the guy who stole all our sake *glares at Hiko* I turned him into a baby dragon! ^.^

Baby Dragon Hiko: *glare glare glare*

Hotaru: OH! He's so cute!! *starry eyes*

Hiko: *glare*

Sano: *pokes the baby Hiko dragon* Hiko? *blink blink*

Kenshin: Master Hiko? O__O

Hotaru: CUTE! CUTE! CUTE!!!!

Hiko: *glare glare* *twitch twitch* *flips off Kharl*

Riyo: *whispers to Kharl* Turn him back before he decides to fry us.

Kharl: But he's such and interesting--- *Riyo glares at Kharl* Very well *sigh* *turns Hiko back and leaves cause now he is bored ~and I didn't want Hiko to kill him~*

Hotaru: *glomps Hiko* You were cuter before. . .

Kenshin: *thinks damn!*

Sano: Welcome back your almighty arrogance.

Hiko: Yes, now wipe your ass and kiss my feet unworthy one.

Hotaru: Hey now, Hiko! Naughty naughty . . . *hushes Hiko* Here's the sake you stole . . . *hands out sake*

Hiko: NOOO!!! My sake, how dare you!! You will pay, now taste my Hiten Mitsurugi, Ryokensen.

Hotaru: Hiko shut up . . . *pours sake down his throat*

Hiko: *grumble grumble*

Edn. . . Den. . . . Ned. . . End!

~Yay! We made it through without your yaoiness!!!~

^I don't write--- Oh wait! That's a joke! Ha ha ha! *glares*^